Double burger double with fries
Feb 2, 2018 15:43:57 GMT -5
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Post by Hajeet on Feb 2, 2018 15:43:57 GMT -5
- Hajeet walks into a the restaurant In N Out in downtown Las Vegas, Nevada. Hajeet has been in the city for a whole day getting acclimated to the Vegas lifestyle before his first match back in professional wrestling. The Clash presented by Action Wrestling. Hajeet is next up in line and orders his first In N Out ever.
Hajeet: i only hear good things about this burger and fries so i will order one burger and fries please. no i do not care if you put everything on it. what is double double double? i do not want double double double please only double i will eat double burger that is fine but double burger may be too much for me and my first match in Action Wrestling.
- Hajeet takes a seat and after a few minutes food is delivered to him and he begins to eat his delicious food. that is when his ipad lights up and his sister is facetiming him from Tripura, India.
Hajeet: hello sister I am in in and out eating double burger double it is good but not best but it is good.
Sister: Hello, Hajeet! I am proud you are eating American way of food. Do you have everything? You did not call when your flight landed on airport.
Hajeet: Yes I am good. Tell parents I am good. My Ford Fusion is very best, almost exactly like the last one I had a year ago. I enjoy it much.
Sister: Do you have your CD?
Hajeet: Yes I have 21 pilots music ready for me all times. I listen to 21 pilots yes.
Sister: And you have your movie?
Hajeet: yes I have 21 pilots biography 21 jump street on my ipad and I have disc for any hotel room disc player on television. I have american movies american music and now eating american food.
- Hajeet dips his fry into that weird little cup of ketchup.
Sister: Ok! I love you brother! please call before your match next Monday!
Hajeet: I will call you before match up okay I love you. bye sister.
- Hajeet gets up and gets into Ford Fusion and drives out of In N Out Parking lot driving down road back to hotel. He pulls into hotel parking lot and exits his Ford Fusion. He walks into hallway and goes to his bedroom. He opens door and sits on bed in front of laptop.
Hajeet: I must look up my first match for Action Wrestling. I heard they have me booked for television show Clash.
- Hajeet clicks around Action Wrestling's website.
Hajeet: Oh my first match is against Hobo! Wow. What is a hobo? this sounds interesting. I must know who Hobo is.
- Hajeet opens up google. "Hobo"
Hajeet: Is this hobo? Hobo look very different in many pictures. what is hobo doing here? why is Hobo flipping off camera? why does hobo be brown man with no teeth? does hobo dress up as many other characters?
- Hajeet randomly finds definition of Hobo.
Hajeet: oh Hobo means a homeless person. a person without a home? this Hobo isnt every hobo I understand this Hobo just named Hobo. I must use better search like Sister taught me.
- Hajeet opens Google. Searches "Action Wrestling Hobo"
Hajeet: oh here we go Hobo on wikuhpeeda page. Hobo was rich man once but now he poor. hobo has no home. oh hobo has no home? I have no home either. I live in hotel. Where does Hobo live I wonder? I think this page says he may live on streets. oh no. Hobo lives on streets. I hope he makes it to television show Clash for Action Wrestling match against me. I want to wrestle hobo but I don't want to wrestle by myself. I can't wrestle by myself I need hobo for wrestling match.
- Hajeet looks deeper into his bio page.
Hajeet: Hobo is good guy like me. He is loved by wrestling fans and I am loved by wrestling fans so I do not want to beat Hobo up but I do want to beat him. this is tough for me. I do not want to hurt Hobo and dont know how to wrestle him without hurting him. what do I do? where is my 21 Jump Street Pilots CD?
- Hajeet listens to 34 minutes of 21 Pilots.
Hajeet: I know what I need to do. I need to beat Hobo but not beat him up. i will shake hobo hand before match and then after we have our match at Action Wrestling on television show Clash I wil shake his hand after too because he is nice and he is just homeless and hobo and I will help him. Maybe after match I let him have some money so he can sleep somewhere nicer than dumpster on bread. I should go find hobo right now and help him.
- Hajeet prints a picture of Hobo off of his laptop and walks outside of hotel. he walks around the alley behind the hotel downtown Las Vegas where all sorts of characters are. Hajeet walks up to a group of hobos and asks if they are Hobo.
Hajeet: Are any of you Hobo? You are? No are you not the hobo I am looking for the hobo not any hobo. I need the hobo so I can help him. Do not kick rocks at me I am only helping im not from America and I help you. In Tripura homeless way nicer they make you baskets, rip tree branches down and hit wild animals that come to drag childs away to woods to eat and devour. homeless is first line of defense in our castle poppa and momma say homeless is good. they are like free army. You guys shall be free army in America maybe you guys will not be bombed or attacked. okay I leave now to find Hobo i must see if hes going to make it to the match at television show Clash for Action Wrestling.
- Haj meets up with another group of Homeless.
Hajeet: are you guys or guys know the hobo? I must find the hobo to see if he will wrestle me in fair style. i want no cheating only fair. i must know if he will show up. he is hobo so he has no Ford Fusion and no music or movies. I want to know if he shows up and wrestle me.
- Haj is kind of attacked by the homeless.
Hajeet: oh no you guys fight me then I fight back but I do not want to I am Hajeet and royal prince so I must fight you!
- Hajeet hits a powerslam one one hobo. another kick on another hobo. and last hobo is flipped over in a devistating back body drop slam.
Hajeet: I am sorry i do not wish to harm hobos. i only want to find the hobo so i can make sure he wrestle me. i hope you guys find hobo and tell him of my power and strength and please tell him to wrestle me. i hope he has car or transport to make it there. i want to be pro wrestler bad and i do not want him to miss match.
- Hajeet runs back through alley into hotel door and back to his hotel room.
Hajeet: I must not fight public. Poppa say if I fite public I can be detained and thats bad. police murder innocent brown and dark people i can not do that. i hope no one knows that it was me. i must control fighting. even if provoked or attacked i must control situation and be royal prince and give money for them to not attack me. i love america i must learn their ways but also bring my own style of ways to them too, maybe I fix everything problem with america. oh man. why did i do that. i hope they know who Hobo is and they tell him of my power and strength and my move style. i hope he wants to fight me in competition. i want competition and i can not miss Action Wrestling because i want to be big pro wrestler. i must be pro wrestler because it is only dream I want to be. oh man im so tired i must sleep now because I do not want Hobo to have advantage over me just in case he shows up.
- Hajeet gets into his underwear and gets under the blankets and turns off the light at 4:38pm.
Hajeet: I know I will bring next monday at television show Clash for Action Wrestling. I will bring one In n Out double burger double with extra fries and then I will bring some bread from supermarkets and will give to Hobo before match so that way either if he wins or loses he has some food. I hope he loses but not loses bad or gets hurt. this will be like competitive match for friends. I am not hobos friend but maybe he shake hand before and after and we will be friends. maybe not. but i will give him food. i hope he likes In n Out double burger double extra fries. I will bring him that okay good night. i love you America please be safe tonight and please keep me safe. also please fix Hobos I beat up accident on accident in alley. i do not wish them harm. ok goodnight.
- Hajeet falls asleep.
Hajeet: i only hear good things about this burger and fries so i will order one burger and fries please. no i do not care if you put everything on it. what is double double double? i do not want double double double please only double i will eat double burger that is fine but double burger may be too much for me and my first match in Action Wrestling.
- Hajeet takes a seat and after a few minutes food is delivered to him and he begins to eat his delicious food. that is when his ipad lights up and his sister is facetiming him from Tripura, India.
Hajeet: hello sister I am in in and out eating double burger double it is good but not best but it is good.
Sister: Hello, Hajeet! I am proud you are eating American way of food. Do you have everything? You did not call when your flight landed on airport.
Hajeet: Yes I am good. Tell parents I am good. My Ford Fusion is very best, almost exactly like the last one I had a year ago. I enjoy it much.
Sister: Do you have your CD?
Hajeet: Yes I have 21 pilots music ready for me all times. I listen to 21 pilots yes.
Sister: And you have your movie?
Hajeet: yes I have 21 pilots biography 21 jump street on my ipad and I have disc for any hotel room disc player on television. I have american movies american music and now eating american food.
- Hajeet dips his fry into that weird little cup of ketchup.
Sister: Ok! I love you brother! please call before your match next Monday!
Hajeet: I will call you before match up okay I love you. bye sister.
- Hajeet gets up and gets into Ford Fusion and drives out of In N Out Parking lot driving down road back to hotel. He pulls into hotel parking lot and exits his Ford Fusion. He walks into hallway and goes to his bedroom. He opens door and sits on bed in front of laptop.
Hajeet: I must look up my first match for Action Wrestling. I heard they have me booked for television show Clash.
- Hajeet clicks around Action Wrestling's website.
Hajeet: Oh my first match is against Hobo! Wow. What is a hobo? this sounds interesting. I must know who Hobo is.
- Hajeet opens up google. "Hobo"
Hajeet: Is this hobo? Hobo look very different in many pictures. what is hobo doing here? why is Hobo flipping off camera? why does hobo be brown man with no teeth? does hobo dress up as many other characters?
- Hajeet randomly finds definition of Hobo.
Hajeet: oh Hobo means a homeless person. a person without a home? this Hobo isnt every hobo I understand this Hobo just named Hobo. I must use better search like Sister taught me.
- Hajeet opens Google. Searches "Action Wrestling Hobo"
Hajeet: oh here we go Hobo on wikuhpeeda page. Hobo was rich man once but now he poor. hobo has no home. oh hobo has no home? I have no home either. I live in hotel. Where does Hobo live I wonder? I think this page says he may live on streets. oh no. Hobo lives on streets. I hope he makes it to television show Clash for Action Wrestling match against me. I want to wrestle hobo but I don't want to wrestle by myself. I can't wrestle by myself I need hobo for wrestling match.
- Hajeet looks deeper into his bio page.
Hajeet: Hobo is good guy like me. He is loved by wrestling fans and I am loved by wrestling fans so I do not want to beat Hobo up but I do want to beat him. this is tough for me. I do not want to hurt Hobo and dont know how to wrestle him without hurting him. what do I do? where is my 21 Jump Street Pilots CD?
- Hajeet listens to 34 minutes of 21 Pilots.
Hajeet: I know what I need to do. I need to beat Hobo but not beat him up. i will shake hobo hand before match and then after we have our match at Action Wrestling on television show Clash I wil shake his hand after too because he is nice and he is just homeless and hobo and I will help him. Maybe after match I let him have some money so he can sleep somewhere nicer than dumpster on bread. I should go find hobo right now and help him.
- Hajeet prints a picture of Hobo off of his laptop and walks outside of hotel. he walks around the alley behind the hotel downtown Las Vegas where all sorts of characters are. Hajeet walks up to a group of hobos and asks if they are Hobo.
Hajeet: Are any of you Hobo? You are? No are you not the hobo I am looking for the hobo not any hobo. I need the hobo so I can help him. Do not kick rocks at me I am only helping im not from America and I help you. In Tripura homeless way nicer they make you baskets, rip tree branches down and hit wild animals that come to drag childs away to woods to eat and devour. homeless is first line of defense in our castle poppa and momma say homeless is good. they are like free army. You guys shall be free army in America maybe you guys will not be bombed or attacked. okay I leave now to find Hobo i must see if hes going to make it to the match at television show Clash for Action Wrestling.
- Haj meets up with another group of Homeless.
Hajeet: are you guys or guys know the hobo? I must find the hobo to see if he will wrestle me in fair style. i want no cheating only fair. i must know if he will show up. he is hobo so he has no Ford Fusion and no music or movies. I want to know if he shows up and wrestle me.
- Haj is kind of attacked by the homeless.
Hajeet: oh no you guys fight me then I fight back but I do not want to I am Hajeet and royal prince so I must fight you!
- Hajeet hits a powerslam one one hobo. another kick on another hobo. and last hobo is flipped over in a devistating back body drop slam.
Hajeet: I am sorry i do not wish to harm hobos. i only want to find the hobo so i can make sure he wrestle me. i hope you guys find hobo and tell him of my power and strength and please tell him to wrestle me. i hope he has car or transport to make it there. i want to be pro wrestler bad and i do not want him to miss match.
- Hajeet runs back through alley into hotel door and back to his hotel room.
Hajeet: I must not fight public. Poppa say if I fite public I can be detained and thats bad. police murder innocent brown and dark people i can not do that. i hope no one knows that it was me. i must control fighting. even if provoked or attacked i must control situation and be royal prince and give money for them to not attack me. i love america i must learn their ways but also bring my own style of ways to them too, maybe I fix everything problem with america. oh man. why did i do that. i hope they know who Hobo is and they tell him of my power and strength and my move style. i hope he wants to fight me in competition. i want competition and i can not miss Action Wrestling because i want to be big pro wrestler. i must be pro wrestler because it is only dream I want to be. oh man im so tired i must sleep now because I do not want Hobo to have advantage over me just in case he shows up.
- Hajeet gets into his underwear and gets under the blankets and turns off the light at 4:38pm.
Hajeet: I know I will bring next monday at television show Clash for Action Wrestling. I will bring one In n Out double burger double with extra fries and then I will bring some bread from supermarkets and will give to Hobo before match so that way either if he wins or loses he has some food. I hope he loses but not loses bad or gets hurt. this will be like competitive match for friends. I am not hobos friend but maybe he shake hand before and after and we will be friends. maybe not. but i will give him food. i hope he likes In n Out double burger double extra fries. I will bring him that okay good night. i love you America please be safe tonight and please keep me safe. also please fix Hobos I beat up accident on accident in alley. i do not wish them harm. ok goodnight.
- Hajeet falls asleep.