Post by Karlie Nash on May 24, 2023 3:45:22 GMT -5
Welcome Brothers and sisters.
Karlie and her congregation are outside the disciple table is on the back lawn of the church. Karlie stands in the middle, on her right are Lisa Ann and Kylie Jenner, on her left are Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Princess Catherine.
Karlie: Brothers and sisters we have gathered here this evening to welcome another to the disciple table. Let us pray.
And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
Karlie: Step forward.
Chris Hemsworth steps forward.
Karlie: Christopher, you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread the word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Chris: I do.
Karlie: Then, Karlie spreads her arms. Come and join us.
Chris walks to the table he winked at Kylie as he walked by her. He placed his hands together and bowed to Karlie, who blessed him he then walked past her, Dwayne extended his hand to Chris, they shook hands and nodded to each other. Chris stands next to Catherine.
Karlie: Everyone welcome Christopher.
Congregation: Welcome Christopher.
Chris smiles and nods.
Karlie: Go now brothers and sisters and spread his word.
Karlie dismissed her congregation and her disciples. She sits alone at the table.
I’ve always been complementary when speaking about my opponents whether it’s on the ice or inside a wrestling ring, people have told me to be complementary then when you beat your opponent the victory feels more satisfactory, I used to think that until you made me an afterthought. Last week on cruiserclash I beat Jaice Wilds a former 201 champion a nice feather in my cap honestly, but it's a win that has become an afterthought since the only thing people are talking about is Lazaro attacking Jaice with a steel chair, I get it Jaice and Lazaro want to kill each other, that’s fine it gives the people something to pay a ticket for, but don’t pretend like nothing else happened, Jaice and I were having a solid match up to that point, while Lazaro was sitting on his ass in catering. I don’t care your having a match at evolution, go to New Jersey and kill each other for all I care, but if you expect me to just lay down next week Lazaro, your stupider that I thought, I can out wrestle you any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Karlie waves off an underling who was approaching the table.
Its funny to me Lazaro that people claim you're an uncrowned Cruiserweight champion, yet you’ve never come close to reaching that, why is that, is there something your missing, something that is keeping you from climbing to the top of the cruiserweight division, maybe you lack the killer instinct, maybe your not over enough with the crowd for management to pull the trigger and make you champion, me personally I don’t your as good as people claim you are, your problem is you rely on what you know best your Lucha Libre, we’ve all seen that and it’s all the same ninety nine percent flips and dives one percent actual wrestling. I don’t rely on the flippy crap because I’m a technically trained professional wrestler. I get was supposed to lose to Jaice last week and this week I’m expected to be cannon fodder for you, you're already looking past me to Evolution and that’s fine it doesn’t matter to me Lazaro I have nothing to lose anyway, I sat on the sidelines for Havoc and I’ll probably be sitting on the sidelines for Evolution and missing a nice payday, but hey that’s how it is isn’t it, but this week Lazaro I’m coming to Philadelphia to kick your ass, no one makes me an afterthought. No one.
Karlie and her congregation are outside the disciple table is on the back lawn of the church. Karlie stands in the middle, on her right are Lisa Ann and Kylie Jenner, on her left are Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Princess Catherine.
Karlie: Brothers and sisters we have gathered here this evening to welcome another to the disciple table. Let us pray.
And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.” Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
Karlie: Step forward.
Chris Hemsworth steps forward.
Karlie: Christopher, you have been chosen to sit at the disciple table, do you vow to spread the word of god and the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church.
Chris: I do.
Karlie: Then, Karlie spreads her arms. Come and join us.
Chris walks to the table he winked at Kylie as he walked by her. He placed his hands together and bowed to Karlie, who blessed him he then walked past her, Dwayne extended his hand to Chris, they shook hands and nodded to each other. Chris stands next to Catherine.
Karlie: Everyone welcome Christopher.
Congregation: Welcome Christopher.
Chris smiles and nods.
Karlie: Go now brothers and sisters and spread his word.
Karlie dismissed her congregation and her disciples. She sits alone at the table.
I’ve always been complementary when speaking about my opponents whether it’s on the ice or inside a wrestling ring, people have told me to be complementary then when you beat your opponent the victory feels more satisfactory, I used to think that until you made me an afterthought. Last week on cruiserclash I beat Jaice Wilds a former 201 champion a nice feather in my cap honestly, but it's a win that has become an afterthought since the only thing people are talking about is Lazaro attacking Jaice with a steel chair, I get it Jaice and Lazaro want to kill each other, that’s fine it gives the people something to pay a ticket for, but don’t pretend like nothing else happened, Jaice and I were having a solid match up to that point, while Lazaro was sitting on his ass in catering. I don’t care your having a match at evolution, go to New Jersey and kill each other for all I care, but if you expect me to just lay down next week Lazaro, your stupider that I thought, I can out wrestle you any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Karlie waves off an underling who was approaching the table.
Its funny to me Lazaro that people claim you're an uncrowned Cruiserweight champion, yet you’ve never come close to reaching that, why is that, is there something your missing, something that is keeping you from climbing to the top of the cruiserweight division, maybe you lack the killer instinct, maybe your not over enough with the crowd for management to pull the trigger and make you champion, me personally I don’t your as good as people claim you are, your problem is you rely on what you know best your Lucha Libre, we’ve all seen that and it’s all the same ninety nine percent flips and dives one percent actual wrestling. I don’t rely on the flippy crap because I’m a technically trained professional wrestler. I get was supposed to lose to Jaice last week and this week I’m expected to be cannon fodder for you, you're already looking past me to Evolution and that’s fine it doesn’t matter to me Lazaro I have nothing to lose anyway, I sat on the sidelines for Havoc and I’ll probably be sitting on the sidelines for Evolution and missing a nice payday, but hey that’s how it is isn’t it, but this week Lazaro I’m coming to Philadelphia to kick your ass, no one makes me an afterthought. No one.