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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2023 10:21:04 GMT -5
I am here to hurt people and get paid for it.
Those are my priorities and they are in that exact order.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2023 15:18:54 GMT -5
I’m looking forward to watching the Havoc Rumble, but if I could be so bold as to make a suggestion, I think there should be beds of nails on the arena floor instead of protective mats. Not only would it be more imperative to stay in the ring, but the entertainment value that would come from watching someone fall face first on a bunch of nails after being thrown from the ring would be immeasurable.
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Post by Downfall on May 13, 2023 18:38:31 GMT -5
Damn, bud. You're edgy.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on May 13, 2023 18:40:48 GMT -5
No, no, let him cook.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2023 19:16:41 GMT -5
Thank you. I aim to please.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2023 19:16:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2023 11:10:56 GMT -5
My favorite shaving cream:
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2023 15:22:58 GMT -5
I want to say Happy Mother’s Day to my mom.
I suffered an injury two years ago that left me psychologically scarred and she took me in and cared for me until I was back on my feet.
She’s kind of sick of me now and keeps asking when I’m going to move out. Fortunately, she hasn’t officially kicked me out.
Thanks, Mom!
-XOXO, Stanley
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2023 4:31:34 GMT -5
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Post by szymonross23 on May 16, 2023 19:33:14 GMT -5
I’m looking forward to watching the Havoc Rumble, but if I could be so bold as to make a suggestion, I think there should be beds of nails on the arena floor instead of protective mats. Not only would it be more imperative to stay in the ring, but the entertainment value that would come from watching someone fall face first on a bunch of nails after being thrown from the ring would be immeasurable.
What did your parents do to you as a child?
They make pills for dudes that are this screwed up. I suggest the blue ones. Just an fyi.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on May 16, 2023 19:46:47 GMT -5
This whole thread is dope. 10/10. No notes
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2023 16:06:16 GMT -5
I’m looking forward to watching the Havoc Rumble, but if I could be so bold as to make a suggestion, I think there should be beds of nails on the arena floor instead of protective mats. Not only would it be more imperative to stay in the ring, but the entertainment value that would come from watching someone fall face first on a bunch of nails after being thrown from the ring would be immeasurable.
What did your parents do to you as a child?
They make pills for dudes that are this screwed up. I suggest the blue ones. Just an fyi.
I don’t need Viagra.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2023 16:06:46 GMT -5
This whole thread is dope. 10/10. No notes You get me.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2023 19:57:13 GMT -5
FUCK YEAH.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2023 21:45:08 GMT -5
Serenity, where do you get off saying I disrespect my mother?
It doesn’t matter. I’m going to get off on beating you so badly that you’ll think you’re in the 22nd Century.
By the way, you’re turning 97 the year the 22nd Century arrives. Good luck being the girl of that century, let alone being alive by the time it arrives.
Dummy.
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Jun 23, 2023 7:09:50 GMT -5
Serenity, where do you get off saying I disrespect my mother? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to get off on beating you so badly that you’ll think you’re in the 22nd Century. By the way, you’re turning 97 the year the 22nd Century arrives. Good luck being the girl of that century, let alone being alive by the time it arrives. Dummy. When you were born.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2023 11:57:31 GMT -5
Serenity, where do you get off saying I disrespect my mother? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to get off on beating you so badly that you’ll think you’re in the 22nd Century. By the way, you’re turning 97 the year the 22nd Century arrives. Good luck being the girl of that century, let alone being alive by the time it arrives. Dummy. When you were born. When my Stanley was born, it was the greatest day of my life! I’m proud of him! I hope he wipes the floor with you!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2023 7:31:36 GMT -5
Ma, what are you doing?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2023 7:33:27 GMT -5
I’m just teaching this rude little girl a lesson!
Now, when are you taking me to Atlantic City?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2023 7:34:08 GMT -5
After the match, Mom, after the match.
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