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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:03:25 GMT -5
THEN.
NOW.
FOREVER AND EVER.
We are live in a VERY HOT Las Vegas crowd that just watched an insantely entertaining 2 hour episode of CruiserClash! The crowd is cheering, loud as fuck... Kings of Leon hits and the crowd boos hard as Crawl plays over the loudspeakers. Billy: And here comes the Co-President of Action Wrestling, Torture!Torture walks out from behind the curtain, all by himself, and heads down the ramp!
Torture gets into the ring and grabs a microphone. The crowd continues to roar with boos as his music fades and Torture just sarcastically takes it all in, doing the "OH? ME?" pose acting like they're loving him. Torture: You know why I'm here, right?The crowd boos! Torture: Yup, it's to CANCEL the Elimination Chamber match!The crowd just boos! Torture: What? You WANT the Elimination Chamber?!THE CROWD ERUPTS! Torture: YOU DO!? YOU WANT TO SEE JILL PARK JUST THROWN AROUND INTO THE CAGE WALLS AND THE COLD, UNFORGIVING STEEL AND BUSTED OPEN AND BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!?The crowd ERUPTS again! Torture: SICk! You're SICK!!The crowd boos! Torture: You're ALL blood thirsty and disgusting and I can't believe you'd wish that upon someone so special, so precious to Action Wrestling, someone I've invested so much money and time to!The crowd just boos. Torture: And thats why I have to cancel the Elimination Chamber!The crowd boos. Torture: It's done! It's cancelled! The match is NOT happening at Battlefield. The crowd boos. Billy: Jesus, come on.Chris Avery: Well, then what happens next ya think?Torture: That's why I've called for a special management meeting tonight. Later on, during this Clash, in the middle of this ring.. my handsome, beautiful son and I will sit right here and discuss AND THEN DECIDE together on a TRUE number one contender for Jill Park and the World Championship!The crowd boos. Billy: Okay, I guess?Chris Avery: I was really looking forward to another Elimination Chamber match though.Billy: Same.Torture: So without further ado, allow me to introduce to you my favorite duo here in Action Wrestling! One is a FUTURE and SOON TO BE Television Champion and the other is THE GREATEST INVESTMENT IN AW HISTORY.. MAKE SOME NOISE FOR JAKE PAUL AND JILL PARK!!The crowd boos..
I-I-I have a heart I swear I do
But just not baby when it comes to you
The boos only grow louder as Jill Park and Jake Paul walk onto the stage. Park pauses at the top of the ramp, holding the Action Wrestling World Championship in the air, must to the chagrin of the crowd in attendance, while Torture thunderously applauds from the ring. Jill and Jake clasp hands as they strut down the ramp, Jill all smiles as Jake Paul calls the fans “losers” and “snowflakes” as they trot towards the ring. As the couple reach the ringside area, Jake trots up the steps first, holding the ropes open for Jill Park to enter the ring. As she readjusts the World Championship on her right shoulder, Torture graciously hands her the microphone. Jill Park: You know guys, I hate to say it but…I think Torture is right.The boos roll in once more, as Torture nods. Jill Park: All I’ve ever done is sought to prove myself to you all. I became a reality star, and suddenly nobody in that locker room thought I was worth a damn. They thought I wanted fame and attention, and that my wrestling career was on the back burner. That I wouldn’t last. That I wasn’t WORTH their time. All I’ve ever done is try to swifty disprove that. I’ve faced down all my opponents with the same intensity anyone else would have, if not moreso. I won the United States Championship, the Women’s Championship, the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP…but still these feelings remain. Look at my challengers from Gold Rush. ALL of them wanted to pretend I don’t DESERVE this Championship. That I don’t DESERVE this spot. Just look at Alexander Pasternak. The crowd boos! Jill Park: He has been HELL BENT on getting this title off of me. Putting me in a fourway match he was SURE I wouldn’t emerge from, all while my challengers assured themselves, and all of you…that they would expose me as a fraud. They would show the world I was a propped up paper Champion. But they were wrong. Hell, PASTERNAK HIMSELF had to count the three! Was it because he was in the right spot at the right time, and he KNEW it was the right thing to do? I don’t know. Was it because he KNOWS I am the BIGGEST INVESTMENT IN AW HISTORY? I think so. But now, he’s having some sort of perverted notion that he needs to test me further. That he needs to PUNISH me for being a winner! That he needs to put me in the MOST DANGEROUS MATCH ACTION WRESTLING HAS EVER SEEN!The fans cheer! They start chanting “CHAMBER! CHAMBER! CHAMBER!”Jill Park: Exactly! He is pandering to you all! You want to punish me for being a winner! A survivor! But it’s not fair to ME! I have put this company on my back! I’ve put this BRAND on my back! This is BELOW ME, DAMNIT!”Torture walks over, covering the microphone and telling Jill to just calm down, that it’s not gonna happen. That there will be no Elimination Chamber. The chants get louder and louder and Jake Paul comes over and covers her ears as they dip through the ropes.. Torture: THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS SICK! THIS PROMO IS OVER!Torture tosses the microphone and the crowd erupts! Billy: Jesus!Chris Avery: She can't handle the heat!Billy: The Elimination Chamber, as far as we know.. is cancelled! Battlefield will be a different match.. sigh!Chris Avery: We'll be back here on Monday Night Clash!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:04:20 GMT -5
Showtime Championship Hot Shot Wayne Austin vs. Der Metzger(c)
Five Finger Death Punch Never Enough sounds off through the speakers and out comes the baddest son of a bitch on the planet! The man who walks the walk and talks the talk and never gives up. Hot Shot Wayne Austin walks down the ramp talking shit to his opponents and the ring announcer. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and lifts both arms up and the crowd loves and hates him. Wayne steps into the ring from the apron and goes to the farthest corner and climbs up lifting both arms up putting the middle finger to the crowd and flash bulbs go off. Wayne calls for a special drink and the time keeper throws a Keystone to him and Wayne catches it and chugs it real quick. He throws the empty can out of the ring after he crushes it up and then takes off his Austin vest. Billy: It's time for a Showtime Championship match!Chris Avery: The last time we saw Kancer or Der Metzger, Bozo and his stablemates put both of them in caskets, and lit them on fire!Billy: However, Metzger was over in Showtime Championship Wrestling with a record length as Showtime Champion! So.An eerie hum fills the earholes of the tens of thousands in attendance. The ActionTron5000 lights up with violent and possibly satanic images. The hum morphs into “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth and a masked man emerges from the smoke filled stage. The lights spookily flicker and start to illuminate the arena as Der Metzger staggers down the ramp, exhibiting and barely controlling an urge to attack the fans in attendance. Der Metzger makes it to the ring and he slides in, moving jaggedly to the corner to pace back and forth. Adilene Floyd stands outside of the ring, avoiding Der Metzger like der schwarze tod. Adilene Floyd: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first… already in the ring… he resides in Devil’s Gate Correctional Facility in Castle Rock, Maine… DERRR METZGERRRRR!!!The fans boo, not because of anything he has done yet, but because he is creepy. DING DING DING Kancer slides into the ring but Hot Shot hits a clothesline on him sending him over the top rope to the outside and Metzger attacks Hot Shot from behind! Billy: Kancer playing spoiler here! But Hot Shot was quick on his feet!Metzger whips Hot Shot to the ropes and hits a flying crossbody headbutt and knocks Hot Shot down! Metzger hits the ropes and comes stepping back and falls into another head butt on Hot Shot and hits an impact! Billy: Metzger trying to end it!Its only a 1 count as Hot Shot rolls to the corner and is trying to recover but Metzger comes in with punches to the gut and another headbutt and then whips Hot Shot across the ring to the turnbuckles! Hot Shot stumbles out and Metzger hits another crossbody knocking Hot Shot through the ropes to the outside! Chris Avery: Hot Shot right here in front of us!Metzger hangs onto the ref as Kancer comes over and picks up Hot Shot and goes to slam his head on the announcers table but Hot Shit elbows him away! He slams Kancers head on the table and hits a right hand! Another right hand! Another right hand! He grabs Kancer and whips him into the railing and starts stomping on him over and over and over! Billy: HOT SHOT IS WIDE OPEN FULL THROTTLE NOW!Hot Shot turns around and rolls into the ring and ducks Metzger lariat and bounces off the ropes and hits a press and hits right hands! Right hands! Right hands! He bounces off of Metzger and bounces off the ropes and hits a trash talking rolling elbow onto Metzgers fat chins! Chris Avery: Hot Shot has ALL the momentum now!Metzger gets up and Hot Shot hits a HUGE back body drop on Metzger knocking him down! Kancer slides but Hot Shot catches Kancers boot and HITS THE STUNNER!! Billy: STUNNER ON KANCER!!Metzger stumbles up and Hot Shot flips him off and hits the kick AND THE OL' MOTHER FUCKIN' BEER GUZZLING STUNNER!! Chris Avery: STUNNER ON METZGER!!Hot Shot pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! Billy: WE HAVE A NEW SHOWTIME CHAMPION!!Hot Shot gets up and the official gives him the Showtime Championship! Chris Avery: WHAT A MATCH!!Hot Shot goes to the corner and lifts up the Showtime Championship belt and the crowd pops! Billy: WHAT A FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF CLASH! I LOVE THIS!! SHOWTIME CHAMPION HOT SHOT WAYNE AUSTIN! HES FINALLY CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN TOP!!Chris Avery: HE HAS FINALLY WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!Hot Shot comes off the turnbuckles and Metzger is standing up and goes for a clothesline! The music stops! Metzger EATS A FUCKING STUNNER!! Kancer is up and HOT SHOT HITS ANOTHER STUNNER!! Billy: BACK TO BACK STUNNERS!!Hot Shot is talking so much trash as he wants to grab a few WayneWizers! He opens them up and smashes them against the Showtime Championship belt and then pours them all over Metzger and Kancer! Chris Avery: OHH HELL YEAH!! HOT SHOT IS SHOWTIME CHAMPION!!Hot Shot goes back to the turnbuckles when his music hits and hes celebrating in the corner on the turnbuckles! Billy: YOU SAID IT, CHRIS! OH!!! HELL!! YEAH!!We fade to a commercial with Hot Shot celebrating!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:05:06 GMT -5
THREE
As the show begins to cut to commercial, the titantron does dark, before images of a green, wireframe body begin to appear, with vital statistics being listed on the side. The wireframe body begins to morph, going from a mostly athletic build, to a significantly more gaunt frame, with the weight listed on the side dropping all the way down to 110 lbs. Just as quickly, the body begins to morph again to a MUCH more muscular build, shooting to 275 lbs. As the muscular figures finishes morphing, the screen goes completely dark, with only one word taking up the top fourth of the screen. "HARDER..."
Cut to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:05:43 GMT -5
Purity RulesAlister McKissick vs. Tatiana Jolee(c)
Didnt get this match written BUT lets get to the finish!
Billy: This match has been going on for nearly 15 minutes! Jolee is picking up Alister!Alister is hit with a forearm and sent back into the ropes and Jolee hits a knee to the gut! She turns him around and goes for a Russian leg sweep but Alister hangs on to the ropes and Jolee smashes her back onto the canvas! Alister gets the crowd pumped! Billy: WHOA! Alister might have something here!Alister hits a roaring forearm sending Jolee back as she gets to her feet! She stumbles into the ropes and back to Alister as he hits the STORMBREAKER! Billy: 8! 4! 3!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!!He pins! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: NEW CBS CHAMPION!! WE HAVE A NEW CBS CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: ALISTER MCKISSICK HAS DONE IT!!He sits up and looks at the ref shocked but the official nods and holds up his arm! Billy: HE CANT BELIEVE IT BUT I CAN!! The official goes and gets the CBS Championship and gives it to Alister and he stands up and goes to the turnbuckles holding it high! Billy: ALISTER MCKISSICK!!Chris Avery: THE PURE CUP WINNER!! THE WORLD CUP TWO WINNER!! AND NOW HE HAS A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!Billy: MCKISSICK IS THE NEW!!! .. CBS CHAMPION!!He rolls out of the ring and goes to some of the fans in the front row and celebrates with them as Jolee is sitting in the corner pissed and frustrated. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:06:59 GMT -5
IM NOT CRAZY OKAY? IM NOT CRAZY IM JUST A MESSENGER! IVE TOLD YOU, MY NAME IS MARSHALL BELIEVE ME YOU HAFFTA BELIEVE ME!
IM NOT CRAZY I HEAR HIM. HE TALKS TO ME. HE SHOWS UP AT MY WINDOW AND TALKS TO ME AND WANTS ME TO DELIVER MESSAGES WHY DO THEY NOT BELIEVE ME
YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT?
YOU BELIEVE ME DONT YOU?
TELL ME YOU BELIEVE ME.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:07:48 GMT -5
Niobe Martin vs. Jessie Lee
ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee! With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight As the opening of "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play over the arena, a video flashes on the big screen of a camera shot panning up a grassy hill at night, slowly until it gets to the top. Panning from left to right, lighting flashing in the sky as the opening guitar riff begins to sound. Adilene Floyd: "Introducing to the ring from Anaheim, California, weighing in at one hundred twenty five pounds and standing five feet, seven inches tall! She is the "Living Nightmare", NIOBE MMAARRTTIINN!!!" The video on the screen then switches to a video package of Niobe in the ring, flashing and moving in time with the drum beat. "Nightmare! Now your nightmare comes to life.." Niobe comes running out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp briefly to extend her arms out to the sides as a blast of pyro goes off on either side of her. "Dragged you down below... Down to the devils show... To be his guest forever... Peace of mind is less than never.." As the lyrics of the song continue to play, she drops her arms and walks down the ramp, a smirk on her face as she sneers at the crowd as she passes before sliding under the bottom rope of the ring. She stands up and throws off the hood of her jacket, glaring at the crowd with a smirk on her face. DING DING DINGBilly: And here we go! Jessie Lee and Niobe Martin set to face off, one on one!Chris Avery: We saw just how violent and dangerous Jessie Lee can be, last week. Not that we needed the reminder!Billy: That’s right! Henry Lancaster was injured at the hands of Lee, and we don’t know when we’ll see him again!Niobe Martin quickly shoots forward, not waiting around! She hits a few kicks to the legs of Jessie Lee, quickly trying to neutralize the massive size and strength advantage she has! Lee quickly shoves her off, but Niobe comes firing back…Lee swings for a clothesline but Martin ducks, and gets behind Lee, driving down with a chopblock to the right knee of Jessie Lee! Lee crumbles to one knee, and Niobe Martin looks to take advantage by sprinting into the ropes, and scoring with a dropkick to the side of Jessie Lee’s head! Martin quickly shoots in for a cover, but Lee quickly kicks out, just after a count of 1! Billy: Niobe Martin with the right idea in the early going here, trying to chop down the much larger Jessie Lee!Chris Avery: Right you are Billy, but its certainly going to take alot more to keep the powerful Aussie down for the 3!As Lee tries getting back to a stable vertical base, Martin hits her with a forearm to the side of the head, keeping her on one knee. Martin hits another, and then a third consecutive shot! Lee looks a little wobbly and Martin backs up, and then comes back strongly with a big boot to the head of Jessie Lee! She covers again! 1… 2… Lee kicks out, with authority! The force of the kickout launches Niobe Martin a few inches into the air! Chris Avery: Powerful kickout by Jessie Lee! She sends Niobe Martin flying!Billy: It looks like Jessie Lee is a little ticked off by how this match has begun!Martin again tries to stop Lee from getting to her feet with a flurry of strikes, but Lee is able to counter with a big back elbow that catches Niobe in the midsection, sending her backtracking! Lee is up to her feet and hits a boot to the midsection, and lifts her up onto her shoulders and slams her down with a big powerbomb! Niobe writhes in pain as Jessie looks to just get started! She hoists up the much smaller woman with ease, and whips her hard into the far turnbuckles! Lee rushes in, connecting with a thunderous discus lariat! Niobe stumbles out and Jessie catches her with a sidewalk slam, slamming her down again! This time, Lee hooks both legs! 1… 2… Niobe Martin kicks out! Jessie Lee looks a little annoyed as she glares at the referee, but doesn’t bother complaining. Again, grabbing at the hair of Niobe, Lee hoists her up to her feet as if she weighed nothing at all. Niobe tries fighting back, hitting several punches to the chest of Lee, but Lee cuts her off with a big knee to the gut. Lee turns Niobe around, sending her flying with a release german suplex! Billy: SHITFIRE! Jessie Lee sent Niobe Martin sailing almost halfway across the ring!Chris Avery: And not only that Billy, Niobe Martin landed hard on her neck!Jessie Lee stalks Niobe as she struggles to her feet. Lee charges in, connecting flush with Martin’s jaw with a running bit boot! It looks like she put Martin’s lights out! She covers! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Billy: SHITFIRE! I thought Niobe Martin was dead to rights! I thought she was knocked out COLD!Chris Avery: I think Jessie Lee did, too!Jessie Lee looks incredibly frustrated that these big time impact moves have not been able to put down Niobe Martin. She stomps over to her much smaller opponent, hoisting them up in a powerbomb position again. She charges forward, looking for the Buckle Bomb, but Niobe counters with a hurricanrana sending Lee careening into the turnbuckles, back-first! Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: What a counter by Niobe Martin! Just as it looked like all hope was lost, she hit what could be a major turning point in this match!Billy: And Jessie Lee hits in the corner with hellacious force!Jessie Lee rolls out of the corner, obviously in tremendous pain. Niobe Martin is trying to collect herself, after the beating that she’s endured for the last several minutes at the hands of Lee. She sees Jessie Lee still prone on the canvas, and decides to head to the top rope! She turns away from the ring as she composes herself, the crowd in awe of what’s to come…CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! IT CONNECTS! SHE HOOKS THE LEG! 1… 2… THREE-NO! Jessie Lee kicked out! Jessie Lee kicked out at the last possible moment! Billy: SHITFIRE! Niobe Martin NEARLY put away Jessie Lee there!Niobe Martin can’t believe it! She looks at the referee in awe! She turns to Jessie Lee, who is trying to get to her feet and jumps on her back with a sleeper! Jessie Lee flails around trying to get her off! She can’t! Lee backpedals! She causes Niobe to smash into the turnbuckles, breaking the hold! Lee backs up…SUPER(WO)MAN PUNCH! Billy: BOOM! SHE HIT IT! SHE HIT IT FLUSH!Chris Avery: But can she capitalize?!Both women lay on the canvas, Niobe isn’t moving, and Jessie Lee is still feeling the effects of the last few moments. Slowly, Lee rolls over and just barely covers Niobe Martin. 1… 2… NIOBE MARTIN KICKS OUT! Billy: SHITFIRE! THE MATCH CONTINUES!Jessie Lee is the first to her feet, as she drags Niobe Martin with her. Niobe hits a knee to the gut, that catches Lee by surprise, followed by a quick enziguri! Lee is stumbling, and Niobe quickly gets to the top rope! She front flips, and connects with a hurricanrana! She hooks both legs with a cradle! 1… 2… THREE-NO JESSIE LEE ESCAPES! Both ladies try to get to their feet as quickly as possible, Lee catches Niobe with a THUNDEROUS ROLLING ELBOW! FOLLOWED BY A BUCKLE BOMB! Billy: DEAD DROP! DEAD DROP! SHE GOT IT THIS TIME!Lee collapses on top of Niobe! 1… 2… THREE!! DING DING DING Chris Avery: LEE WINS IT!! LEE WINS IT!Billy: What a match!!Lee gets up and the official raises her arm up! Billy: Lee has eyes on the prize somewhere else but she put Niobe Martin away!Lee continues to celebrate as we take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:09:46 GMT -5
A Superstar Returns For One Night!
We cut to the ring with Adilene Floyd. Adilene Floyd: Allow me to introduce to you.. he is the ROYAL PRINCE OF TRIPURA!!The crowd pops! Adilene Floyd: HAAAJJEEEEETT!!Doobak Mota - Hukert Man Breathe Lonfer hits and the crowd continues erupting as Hajeet comes through the curtain and stands on the stage posing. Billy: OHHHH MY!! ITS HAJEET!!Chris Avery: THE PRINCE JIMMY DEAN MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL WINNER! THE TAG TEAM PARTNER OF PETROV! HAJEET, FROM UCI, WCF AND NOW ACTION WRESTLING.. HAJEET IS IN THE BUILDING!Billy: IT JUST WOULDN'T BE A CELEBRATION WITHOUT OUR FAVORITE.. HAJEET!Hajeet has high-fived everyone in the front row down the ramp and is getting into the ring.. Billy: Just a few months ago he legitametly became the Royal Prince of Tripura and now hes here to help us celebrate five years of Action Wrestling!Hajeet gets into the ring and grabs a microphone. Hajeet: Action Wrestling CBS hello!!The crowd pops Hajeet: I want to be here with friend Petrov but he can not be here he in Tesla shop getting fixed so say hello to Petrov on tv he can see you.The crowd just laughs and they pop some more! Hajeet: Now that Im Prince of Tripura I have signed an exclusive deal with Action Wrestling for CruiserClash and Clash to air live in my -Just then a figure walks through the curtain and is coming down the ramp. Billy: Uh who is this?Chris Avery: I have no idea!Hajeet: Raja, what are you doing here? What is going on?Billy: He knows him!Raja grabs a microphone from Adilene. Raja: You must be quiet, Hajeet.The crowd boos. Raja: I'm your cousin, Hajeet and I tell you as family member, you must keep your mouth shut now.
The crowd boos. Hajeet: Cousin, why are you here? Please? Why do you do this right now?Raja: Shut. Up!The crowd boos as they both lower their microphones and continue trying to explain both sides. Finally, Raja has had enough AND HE SLAPS HAJEET!Billy: WHOA!Chris Avery: THAT WAS A HARD SLAP!Hajeet turns and just walks through the ropes holding his cheek. He jumps off the apron and just walks away up the ramp! Billy: What is happening? Hajeet is leaving!?Raja just stands in the middle of the ring and he begins to get a bit more angry as he stares at Hajeet walking through the curtain. Chris Avery: I'm so confused!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:11:22 GMT -5
Backstage with Jill
A poster sits on an easel just inside Jill Park’s dressing room, a photoshopped rendition of the champion herself with X’s for eyes. Next to it sits an oversized gift basked loaded up with Voorhees Farms products, fake meats, fake cheeses, an Atticus plushie. Along with a bottle of wine that has a giant $2.99 price tag attached. A note is included, with a wax pig sealing the envelope. Jill Park enters the dressing room, the AW World Championship slung over her right shoulder, which she holds tightly. As she takes in the display in front of her, she rightly has a confused look on her face. As she steps close enough to see the basket and the wine, her features devolve into a snarl. She then picks up the note. “Hi, JillIllin’ Jillin’Physically and Mentally JillHope you’re doing well. Honestly. So excited for Battlefield, the chamber, the mystery opponent, the you having to defend against five people. Maybe we can work through our differences there, wouldn’t that be nice? Maybe by then you’ll figure out that I’m right and you should be more careful about who trust. Maybe you’ll beat the shit out of me, maybe I’ll beat the shit out of you. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.Maybe.Maybe this was always where we would end up. Does that make you sad? Shrug emoji.But hey, congrats again on being the champ. You deserve it, clap clap, clap-clap-clap.See you soon.
Love(Not really LOL)
Regan PS: No offense, but Reddit thinks your show has gotten really bad. I’ve never actually watched it, but I’m sure it’s great.” Clenching her Championship tightly, Jill tosses the card aside. The look on her face changes to one of concern. She paces back and forth across the room, seeming considerably irate before stopping in front of the basket. She grabs the bottle of wine by it’s neck, hurling it towards the wall, and it shatters into a thousand shards upon impact. A few arena staff are quickly in the doorway, and Jill turns to face them immediately. Jill Park: GET OUT!Seething, Jill returns her gaze to the assortment of Voorhees Farms products. Lifting the basket into her arms, Jill glares at it like she expects Regan to pop out of it, or something. Jill Park: Fucking bitch.Much like the wine moments ago, Jill hurls the basket onto the floor, and then kicks it across the floor causing all of the products to spill out of the basket. Jill again clenches the title against her chest, and storms out of the room with a scowl on her face.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:12:06 GMT -5
Ellie Austin vs. Keiji Ueno
Keiji Ueno is in the ring and ready! Billy: Welcome back to 5 years of Action Wrestling.. Its Monday Night Clash!"No Money" by Galantis begins to play over the speaker and a purple hue goes over the crowd. Some in the crowd begin to move with the beat of the music as Ellie Austin walks out onto the stage. She stops at the top of the stage before starting to bop up and down, motioning for the crowd to stand up. The crowd begins to cheer as Ellie smiles at them before running down the ramp. As she gets to the bottom she lunges forward and does a cartwheeling flip which pushes her into doing an aerial. She lands on both feet right by the ring and the crowd erupts. Billy: This young lady has burst onto the scene here in AW! She had a tough loss against Addy A a couple weeks ago, but showed that she has what it takes to be here!Chris Avery: That's right Billy! not only does she have all those NIL deals, but she is quickly acclimating to the wrestling here in AW!Keiji and Ellie stare at each other from across the ring… waiting to see which one makes the first move. As they circle each other, Ellie goes hits him with a chop across the chest, but it does nothing. He urges her to hit him again..harder this time and Austin obliges. Again and again she keeps chopping him, welts beginning to form across his chest. Billy: Ueno is taking those blows like its nothing! Holy shit!Keiji lets out a scream and connects with a stiff ass chop to the chest, knocking the breath out of Ellie Austin for a few seconds. Chris Avery: Oh!! What a chop!Billy: Ueno literally taking the breath of Austin away with that, damn!Keiji delivers another chop and Ellie falls to a knee and Ueno goes right back to the chest with some hard ass kicks. He sets her up for a running knee strike and connects, knocking her flat on her back. He grabs the left arm of Ellie and puts it in a fujiwara armbar! Ellie screams out in pain as Keiji wrenches on the arm. Ellie, using her excellent lower body strength, is able to get a foot on the ropes to break the hold. Ueno picks up Austin and drops her with a fisherman suplex, rolls over into a dragon sleeper! Ellie was able to flip over, putting Ueno’s shoulders on the mat… 1… Billy: Wow! What an athletic move there from the former LSU gymnast! That’s some flexibility right there.Chris Avery: She definitely has alot of athleticism, Billy and she's showing it off here again tonight!Keiji lets go of her head and rolls out of the pinning attempt. He runs at Austin but she stops him with a kick to the gut. A kick to the leg, then a kick to the body. Ueno falls to a knee and Ellie hits the ropes, bounces off with a handspring looking for a shining wizard. She connects and it knocks Keiji down. She goes for a standing moonsault and crashes onto the abdomen of Ueno into a pin… 1… 2… Billy: Ellie thought she had Keiji with that beautiful moonsault!Chris Avery: Ueno better do something to get back into this match because Ellie Austin is feeling it right now folks!Ueno kicks out. Austin picks him up, looking for an exploder suplex but has it blocked by two knees to the gut. She lets go and he hits her with a palm strike followed by a chop. He grabs her and puts her in an Octopus stretch. He wrenches as Austin looks to be in serious pain. After a minute in the hold Ueno lets go of it and hits her with a snap german suplex… 1… 2… Ellie kicks out. Keiji picks up Austin and hits her with vicious headbutt followed by a forearm smash that spins her around. He hooks her arms and hits a bridging dragon suplex!! 1… 2… Ellie kicks out again. Billy: What a kick out!Ueno charges and shoots out of the corner with a roaring elbow but Austin ducks and just rolls him up! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING He kicks out and can't believe it but Ellie Austin got it! Billy: WHOA!! SHE WON IT!!He stands up and is frustrated as the official hangs up the arm up of Ellie! Billy: SHe got it for sure!Chris Avery: I can't believe that!! He was well in control! He was absolutely going to put her away it seemed!Billy: So close but it was Ellie who wins here tonight!Shes out of the ring as Keiji wants to continue the match and wants to do more damage but we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:14:34 GMT -5
The Return!
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and we heard there is a tag team returning? Who is it?!The lights go out and the guitar riff picks up on Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross and it shoots straight into the hook and the lights come on with a farty pyro blast on the stage and both Markersons are on the stage posing! The crowd cheers as they are introduced! Chris Avery: THE SUPERMARKS ARE BACK!Adilene Floyd: From Las Vegas, Nevada at a combined weight of 450 pounds, Mark and Marky Markerson, the Supermarks!They're coming down the ramp already pointing at themselves and giving a few of the fans a pose and high five. Marky is feeling the music and slides in first and continues singing along with the song as Mark jumps up on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckles and points out at the sold out crowd and poses. Mark flips into the ring off the turnbuckles as Marky continues singing and the two pose in the middle of the ring. Billy: The former Tag Team Champions are back on Monday Night Clash!Marky Markerson: Okkkayyyy so its time for a little STORYTIME WITH THE SUPERMARKS!The crowd pops! Marky Markerson: A little banged up and a few little tiny naggy injuries put us on the shelf well guess what we were just told this morning?!The crowd buzzes.. Marky Markerson: WE ARE CLEARED!!The crowd pops! Billy: The Supermarks are back and cleared! Nice! Marky Markerson: Shut up! You guys are cheering and for what?! None of you chanted our names while we were gone! None of you demanded we come back sooner! YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN KNOW WE WERE HURT AND INJURED!The crowd boos Chris Avery: Oh wow, they turned on the crowd quick!Marky Markerson: MY BROTHER AND I FLAT OUT DONT LIKE YOU GUYS ANYMORE!The crowd boos! Marky Markerson: So we see this number one contender tag match and we think its bullshit! We deserve a number one spot, we deserve OUR rematch! We deserve.. the TAG TEAM TITLES!The arena buzzes as the stage pyro sets off! Billy: WHOA!Chris Avery: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!The ActionTron lights up! Billy: WHAT?!! WHAT?!!Chris Avery: COULD IT BE?!The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain.. Billy: ITS ALEX RICHARDS!!! ALEX RICHARDS IS HERE?! Chris Avery: ALEX EFFIN RICHARDS IS HERE!!The crowd is going insane as the camera cuts to the crowd and literally grown men jumping into the arms of other grown men and full on fucking adults losing their shit! Billy: ALEX RICHARDS IS HERE ON THE FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ACTION WRESTLING!!The Supermarks get frustrated as Alex Richards stands on the ramp and slowly raises his arms into the air!! PYRO SHOOTS OFF BEHIND HIM!! Billy: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW!! ALEX RICHARDS COMPETED ON THE FIRST EVER CLASH YA KNOW?!Chris Avery: HES A FORMER AW WORLD CHAMPION!! HE MAIN EVENTED EVOLUTION THREE!!Billy: IM SORRY CHRIS, IM MARKING OUT!! ALEX RICHARDS IS HERE!!Alex Richards is at the bottom of the ramp and steps to the ring and pulls himself up onto the apron... Chris Avery: RICHARDS IS GETTING INTO THE RING!The music stops as Marky takes back over.. Marky Markerson: WAIT, WAIT RIGHT THERE YOU OLD, BIG SON OF A BITCH!Billy: Big?! Alex Richards looks like he lost a 100 pounds! Chris Avery: He does look great!! Marky Markerson: FIRST OF ALL, BUD! YOUR ACTION WRESTLING IS LONG GONE THIS IS OUR ACTION WRESTLING NOW! YOU DONT SEE BIG SWEATY BEEFERS FIGHTING FOR THE TITLE ANYMORE BUD! WE'RE YOUNGER AND QUICKER NOW!The crowd boos. Marky Markerson: AND YA KNOW WHAT? WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT.. THERES TWO OF US, RICHARDS... AND ONLY ONE OF YOU!The crowd boos as Alex Richards smiles. CAN
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Richards and Speede get into the ring! Billy: OHHHHHHH!!The Supermarks stand their ground and open their arms up! Richards and Speede just charge at them!! Billy: HERE WE GO!!THE CROWD FUCKING LOSES IT!! Marky and Speede go at it until Marky hits a punch knocking Speede around but Speede hits the pele kick!! Richards throws Mark into the corner and pounces on him with thicc right hands and body blows! Speede gets to his feet and calls for it! The crowd stands up and he shoots out of the corner as Marky gets up and SPEEDE HITS THE SUPERKICK!! Billy: BOOOM!! HEADSHOT!!Speede laughs as Richards grabs Mark by the throat and pulls him out of the corner and lifts him high into the air and then smashes him face first onto the canvas!! Billy: Zim-Quila Hangover!!Chris Avery: OHHH MY GOD, HELL YEAH!!Supermarks roll out of the ring in opposite directions as Speede and Richards fist bump! Speedes music hits! The crowd erupts! Billy: WHAT A MOMENT!! WHAT A MOMENT HERE ON THE FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ACTION WRESTLING AND MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!Chris Avery: TWO FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS COMING TOGETHER TO KNOCK DOWN A MOUTHY TAG TEAM!! I LOVE IT!!Richards and Speede are in opposite corners celebrating as the Supermarks are both on the outside holding their jaws/heads. Billy: MONDAY NIGHT CLASH IS FULL OF SURPRISES HERE ON CBS.. WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN!?Chris Avery: WHO KNOWS! WHEN IN VEGAS, RIGHT?!The two continue to pop that crowd as we slowly fade into a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:15:16 GMT -5
TWO
The tron goes dark for the second time tonight, showing that same wireframe model with vital statistics. Here, we are shown a closeup of the wireframe's head, with the stats on the side showing the model various moods. At first, we see descriptors such as "Hopeful", "Concerned," and "Tired." The green wireframe begins to shift to a red color, the descriptor's changing to "Depressed," "Aimless," and "Ashamed." And then, at the last minute, the wireframe goes back to it's original color as we see the descriptors also change, to "Renewed," "Determined," and perhaps most crucially, "Ready." The screen goes dark, with another word appearing, taking up the second fourth of the screen. "BETTER..."
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:16:21 GMT -5
#1 Contender for the Tag Team Championships The Dirge vs. Odin Balfore & Corey Black
A series of church bells begins to play on the PA. Once those fade out, we can hear the guitar of "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult take over. Once the verse starts, Max f'n Daemon steps out onto the stage. A smirk on his face, he raises both of his hands. Holo Make steps out from the back, towel ever present on his head. He walks towards Max, eyes down and face expressionless, especially when compared to Max's smirk. The two begin to make their way down to the ring. Holo ignores the fans while Max keeps his eyes focused on the ring. Once they reach ringside, Holo takes the steps into the ring itself. Max follows him onto the apron, but steps onto the top and middle ropes, doing giving a "shot" with a finger gun to the hard camera. He then hops down. The duo step into the middle of the ring, Holo posted behind Max. Holo rips his towel off, raising his right fist up. At the same time, Max sets up towards the hard camera with one last finger gun "shot". Once he "fires" it, Holo drops his fist and does a "cutthroat" gesture with his thumb. Billy: This is the new and improved version of the Dirge! Max basically murdered the last members in favor of linking up with newcomer Holo Make.Chris Avery: This dude is terrifying, Billy!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer and once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. The lights in the arena fade slowly to black. The crowd begins to buzz as the tron lights up a crimson image. Voice: Even kings die. But he is.. A bell tolls. Again. A third time. Voice: DEATHPROOF. The crushing sound of Slayer's "Raining Blood" blasts over the speakers, sending the crowd in attendance into a fit. Headbanging, horns in the air, the whole nine. They scream out the lyrics as on the stage emerges Corey Black bathed in a white light, red ones circle the arena, wearing a hooded black denim vest that has metal band patches all over it. Corey stands at the top of the ramp, looking out into the frenzy, nodding his approval. He makes his way down the ramp, taking his time to survey the carnage around him and get himself a good look at the ring before him. As he reaches it, Corey slides in under the bottom rope and pops to his feet, unleashing a roar and throwing the devil horns into the air toward the hard cam. He takes the vest off and drops it to ringside before heading to his corner and crouching down, waiting for the match to begin. Billy: This crowd is HOT for Odin and Black!Chris Avery: How can they not be? Two future hall of farmers teaming up! They almost won the tag titles at Gold Rush and they have another chance to get a match with Shaw and Wesley here!Max elects to start the match for his team, turning around to tell Holo to watch a pro but he backs up into the big man, Odin. Max turns around and looks up at Odin who grabs Max around the throat with both hands, lifting him into the air with ease! Max kicks his feet, trying to get out, but Odin decides to launch him halfway across the ring with a mighty biel! Daemon holds his back as he gets up but Odin is on him and lifts him up for a vertical suplex, except Odin holds it. He walks around the ring holding Max up before he falls back, driving the “Hellborn and Heavensent” into the canvas. Balfore gets up and pulls Max to his feet before pulling him into his corner. He picks Max up for a bodyslam as Corey Black tags himself in and the crowd goes nuts. Balfore slams Max down and Black launches himself over the top rope with a flipping senton across Daemon’s midsection. Billy: Oh man! Max is just getting steamrolled here in the opening of this match.Chris: Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Max tries to use the ropes to pull himself up but Corey is on Max and wraps him around the waist and drills Daemon into the mat with a snap German suplex. Max sits up on his knees, eyes glazed over as he looks around, reaching out for a tag to Make. Corey Black ends that with a running knee to the face. He goes for a cover. ONE! TWO! THR-Max kicks out. Black pulls him up, driving elbows into the side of his face. Black spins Daemon around and lifts him for a Burning Hammer but Max desperately rakes the eyes of Corey Black and flips out of it. He lunges into his corner, tagging in Holo Make. Billy: Everything was going Corey Black’s way until that rake of the eyes.Chris Avery: Despite what you may think of him, Max Daemon is a very resourceful individual.Holo gets into the ring, staring down Corey Black who just stands his ground, staring at the newcomer. Holo snarls, roaring before rushing in, nailing Black with a heavy forearm to the face. Corey smirks and fires one back that hits so hard the nosebleeds in the T-Mobile arena can hear it. They go back and forth, trading strikes before Black drives a knee into Make’s stomach. Corey lifts up the Pale Rider and drops him into the mat with a Falcon Arrow! Billy: Deathrpoof is rolling again!Chris Avery: What a Falcon Arrow!Black waits for Holo to get back up and charges at him with a bicycle knee but Make rolls out of the way. Black turns to Make but Max steps on the apron and grabs Black by the hair from behind. Holo Make takes advantage and runs in, squishing the former King into the corner with a running splash. Black leans back against the corner but Daemon nails Black in the jaw with a stiff fucking haymaker, making Deathproof slump down into a seated position. Holo taunts Odin who’s pacing on the apron now, before Holo runs in and nails Corey Black with a hip attack in the corner, his head snapping back violently. Billy: Shitfire! I think Corey’s unconscious!Chris Avery: Holo Make just using his body as a weapon and a very effective weapon at that!Make tags Daemon back in and Max starts putting the boots to Black before pressing his foot on his neck and choking him. He laughs before pulling CB up and dropping him on his head with a DDT. Max covers. ONE! TWO! Black kicks out. Max grinds a forearm across Corey’s face before standing and giving him a stiff kick to the spine. He tags Holo back in and they both pull Corey up and drop him with a double back suplex. The ref forces Max out of the ring finally and Holo runs and leaps, landing across Black’s sternum with a senton. Make gets up and runs and hits the ropes, going for another senton but there’s no water in the pool as Corey rolls out of the way. Make holds his back as Black starts to crawl towards his corner as Odin stomps on the apron to get the crowd fired up. Max is yelling for Holo to stop him. Make grabs one of Corey’s ankles dragging him back but “Deathproof” gets up to one foot. He hops a bit before and takes Holo down with an enzuguri! Billy: Corey needs to make the tag!Chris Avery: But Holo is trying to get to Max first!Black and Make both get up. Holo tags in max who runs in but Corey tags in Odin and the crowd goes ape-shit as he runs Daemon over with a huge shoulder block. Holo tries to put a stop to the rampage before it begins but Holo is met with a huge boot to the face. Odin picks up Max and lifts him up before delivering a huge powerbomb that shakes the ring. Make is stalking Odin from behind but Black gets back into the ring and takes Holo out with a huge rolling elbow. Billy: Shitfire! Did you hear the impact of those moves?Chris Avery: Balfore and Black both are hard-hitting, strong, opponents! It’s hard for anyone to match up!Max charges but Odin just hits a big boot and Black hits a roaring elbow and then Odin hits the RAGNAROK ON MAX! HE PINS MAX AND BLACK DROPKICKS HOLO OUT OF THE RING! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: ODIN BALFORE AND COREY BLACK CALL NEXT ON THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!The crowd roars Odin and Black fist pump and get their SHIT done! Chris Avery: BUT WHEN WILL THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DEFEND?! I THINK WE GET OUR ANSWER NEXT WEEK!Billy: THATS RIGHT! CARTER SHAW AND WESLEY WILL DECIDE WHEN ODIN BALFORE AND COREY BLACK GET A TITLE SHOT NEXT WEEK ON CLASH! COULD IT BE BATTLEFIELD? COULD IT BE SOONER? WE'LL SEE!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:17:38 GMT -5
WELP
We come back to Clash and Holo and Max Daemon are in the ring sitting there looking at each other... Billy: We-The lights in the stadium go dark. Ministry of Darkness music plays as the ActionTron lights up. The music hits as the white smoke and a spotlight hits the stage as two figures come up from underneath the stage. The lift gets them up on the stage and it's Slash and Wrek and they're chained to a post that has risen up with them. They break their chains from the post as the crowd pops and a huge pyro blast behind them! Billy: OHHH SHITFIRE HERE COME THE REAPERS!!Chris Avery: BUT FOR WHYYYY!?They walk down the ramp very menacingly. Max yells at Holo to get up! Holo gets to his feet as Wrek slides in first and IMMEDIATELY POUNCES HOLO ACROSS THE RING!! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!The music stops as Max gets to his feet and Slash hits a right hand! Another right hand and a third right hand to Max sending him back into the turnbuckles! Slash forces Max out of the corner to the middle of the ring and Wrek picks up Max immediately, spins him around and slams him down on his back in the middle of the ring!! Chris Avery: OH MY GOD THE REAPERS ARE DISMANTLING THE DIRGE RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!Holo gets up and stumbles back as Slash picks him up from behind like a deadlift German Suplex and Wrek hits a running boot to his face and Slash drops him back into the German! Billy: MY GOD!! MY GODDDDD!!The Reapers stand back up and the lights darken in the arena and the lights flicker over the bodies of Max and Holo as the Reapers stand together in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW!! THE REAPERS HAVE CAME! THEY HAVE SAW! THEY HAVE CONQUERED!Billy: LEAVING A WAKE OF DESTRUCTION!!The Reapers continue to pose into the camera as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:19:58 GMT -5
The Battlefield Main Event!
Billy: Welcome back to Clash..As we see Alexander Pasternak in the ring sitting at a table with a contract on it. Just then Kings of Leon hits.. Chris Avery: And here comes Co-President of Action Wrestling, Torture!Billy: The opening tonight, Torture cancelled the Elimination Chamber match at Battlefield and said in this meeting right here they were going to AGREE on a number one contender.. a RIGHTFUL number one contender!Chris Avery: Oh boy!Torture gets into the ring and sits down in the chair. Both of them in chairs looking at each other as the music fades. Torture is all smiles as Pasternak just stares at his father. Torture: Alright, lets get down to business, thats what these people want.. they want to see BUSINESS! The want to see TWO ALPHA MALES work together to name a number one contender for THE GREATEST INVESTMENT in AW HISTORY! Jill Park!The crowd boos. Alexander Pasternak: I'm willing to hear what you have to say but Dad, I'm telling you, the Elimination Chamber is happening..Torture just smiles and nods as the crowd cheers. Torture: Well, son, no it's not. But I have a good idea! Park and I discussed a number one contender.. Alexander Pasternak: Oh you discussed it together? Park picking her own contenders now!?Torture: HEY! She reads the shows, son! She KNOWS who works hard around here!The crowd boos. Alexander Pasternak: So? Who do you think should be facing Park at Battlefield?Torture: We wanted someone who works hard. Someone who puts in effort every week, son. Someone who deserves an opportunity. Someone who hasn't got the fair shakes that sometimes this industry gives ya..The crowd buzzes.. Torture: At Battlefield! Jill Park will defend her World Championship against MASON JONES!The crowd boos as Pasternak tilts his head and mouths "what?". Torture is just all smiles. Billy: Are you kidding me?Chris Avery: Mason is good and all but come on..Torture: Mason Jones is the number one contender! Alexander Pasternak: Mason? Really, Dad? Mason? Come -Torture: He's a jam up guy, son. Who are you to doubt Mason Jones? Ya know what, Mason Jones and Jayson Price in a handicap match! The crowd is just booing as Pasternak shakes his head. Torture: We're willing to hear your offer? Alexander Pasternak: It's standing. The Elimination Chamber..The crowd pops. Alexander Pasternak: Regan Voorhees. Sam Kidsgrove. Gerard Angelo. Spencer Adams. All will face Jill Park and I'll name another superstar who I bel-Torture: NO! THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER IS CANCELLED, AND THATS FINAL!The two just stare at each other as Torture leans forward getting more serious. Alexander Pasternak: With all due respect Dad.. it's happening.The crowd cheers. Torture: I didn't want to do this. In fact, it was something I was hoping I wouldn't have to do tonight but son you leave me no choice!The crowd buzzes and all stands up as Torture leans up on the table out of his chair. Torture: For all PPV Main events.. you need MY signature to approve it and while I've let you have freedom before.. it's time I don't SIGN your request for this match.. son, I'm serious. Elimination Chamber is CANCELLED!Pasternak just smirks and leans up to mimic his dad on the other side of the table. Alexander Pasternak: You're right. It does need a signature. The crowd sighs.. Alexander Pasternak: A Presidents signature..The crowd BUZZES.. Alexander Pasternak: And lucky for me, Dad.. you're not the only president of Action Wrestling.THE CROWD ERUPTS AS TORTURES FACE SLOWLY TURNS TO A GROWL "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. Billy: OHHHHH MY GODD!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT, GRAVEDIGGER IS HERE!!A spotlight hits the entrance way and out from the back walks Gravedigger... THE CROWD IS ERUPTING!! Billy: THE PHOENIX, ARIZONA NATIVE!! HE LIVES 4 HOURS FROM HERE!! HES THE CO-PRESIDENT OF ACTION WRESTLING!!Chris Avery: THE AW HALL OF FAMER!! GRAVEDIGGER IS HERE!!Pasternak is smiling as Torture is now standing as Gravedigger climbs up the steps and into the ring holding a folder. Billy: I DONT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW!!Chris Avery: LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!! WE HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE WHAT? HALLOWEEN?!Billy: IF THAT!!Gravedigger picks up a microphone that was sitting in front of Torture and the crowd is still going crazy as the music has faded. Gravedigger: Listen..He can't even get a word out as the crowd is going crazy.. DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER! DIGGER!
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Gravedigger: Listen.. Torture, my man, your request..The crowd is still cheering as Gravedigger just soaks it in! Billy: THIS IS INSANE IN HERE!! ITS SO DAMN LOUD!!Pasternak is just smiling as Torture just stands there in place blinking as his brain has shut down and is restarting the firm software... Gravedigger: Your request for the new Battlefield main event.. is DENIED!The crowd POPS! Gravedigger: I signed an approval one week ago.. for Battlefield main event to be.. Jill Park defending against Sam Kidsgrove, Regan Voorhees, Gerard Angelo, Spencer Adams and an opponent to be named... IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!THE CROWD ERUPTS!! Billy: ALLLRIIIGHHTTT!!Pasternak is just smiling.. Gravedigger: Here!Gravedigger throws the folder in front of Torture on the table as Diggers music hits again and he turns and raises his arms into the air. Torture is shaking with frustration.. Billy: ITS SIGNED! SEALED AND DELIVERED!!Chris Avery: OH YEAH!! BATTLEFIELD HAS THE CHAMBER!! ITS THE CHAMBER MATCH!! SORRY JILL BUT YOU GOTTA DEFEND IN THE CHAMBER!!Torture flips the table over in frustration as Pasternak moves to Gravedigger and Torture turns and exits through the ropes and stomps his way up the ramp! Billy: WHAT A NIGHT!! WHAT A CLASH!!Chris Avery: FIVE YEARS OF ACTION WRESTLING AND IM STILL GETTIN' GOOSEBUMPS!! I LOVE IT!!Pasternak raises Gravediggers arm into the air and the crowd is STILL erupting as we see the ActionTron showing those two in the ring as Torture yells to himself before going through the curtain. We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:22:15 GMT -5
Dionysus vs. Tyler Walker
Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... he weighs in at 280 lbs... TYLER WALKER! "I Like to Move it Move it" plays on the speaker system and Tyler Walker goes to the ring and he looks mean as can be. He flexes up a storm and then smiles and the girls cry while the men get aroused. Not all of them but most of them. Chris Avery: I just...... wow, there's so much to unpack with this one.Billy: I have no idea how we're supposed to take a man who calls himself a Space Werewolf seriously, in a contest where men like gladiators fight against coked up, undead zombies, and everyone is half naked and greased up.Chris Avery: Well, I mean, if you start pulling threads, all of AW falls apart if you give it a few seconds. But still.Adilene Floyd: And his opponent... Pyro fires along the edge of the stage as "What Artist Dies In Me" rips through the crowd. From backstage, Dionysus confidently strode out onto the stage, confidently holding a single arm in the air Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, MN, weighing in at 270 lbs; he is The Crimson Gladiator, Dionysus! Dionysus took a moment to look around the venue as he began to walk down the ramp. He spent a few seconds slapping high fives before locking eyes with the ring. Walking over to the ring steps, he climbs up, placing a hand on the top rope. He entered in-between the top and middle ropes, all while looking at his opponent. He turned to the crowd, raising a single fist into the air, keeping it in the air as he turned toward the stage. Dionysus then moved to the turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent. Chris Avery: This is quite a homecoming for Dion here in Vegas tonight, five years ago on the first edition of Monday Night Clash, Dionysus was victorious over Charlie Rossi.Billy: You have to wonder if his head is in this match, or if he's distracted by his Vanguard partner committing murder every week.As soon as Dionysus turns to acknowledge the referee Tyler clubs him over the back and starts pounding on him with clubs to the back. Tyler lifts Dionysus up and gives him a few knee lifts and clubs to the back. Tyler lays in a few more aggressive clubs and chops to the rib area. But Dionysus fires back with a right hand. Tyler Walker stumbles back, and Dionysus hits him in the gut with a boot. Walker drops to one knee, gritting his teeth in pain and arching his back. Dionysus lifts Walker up, locking in a side headlock. Walker flails his arms for a second, before he reaches around and elbows Dionysus off. He begins to fight back with right hands, and he boots Dionysus in the gut. He grips Dionysus by the hair and walks him over, going to slam his face off the top turnbuckle, but Dionysus blocks. Walker attempts to bounce Dionysus's head off the turnbuckle again, but Dionysus blocks, elbows Walker off, and then he bounces Walker's head off the turnbuckle. Walker stumbles away, and Dionysus grips his head, pulls him back over, and bounces his head off the turnbuckle three more times. Then, he pulls Walker out to the middle of the ring and lifts him up, holding him in the air before bringing him down with a vertical suplex. Dionysus boots Walker a few times, then mounts him with a few right hands. Dionysus quickly gets to his feet, backs up to the ropes and runs off, hitting a jumping knee drop across the forehead of Walker. He goes for the cover. The referee: One... Kickout. Dionysus lifts Walker up and gives him a few right hands, backing Walker to the ropes. He whips Walker off the ropes and on the return he takes him down with a back body drop. Walker gets to his feet, and Dionysus takes him down with a clothesline. Walker gets back to his feet, but Dionysus walks him over to the corner and bounces his head off the turnbuckle. Dionysus then fires away at Walker with back elbows, then right hands, taking Walker down to a sitting position. Dionysus starts stomping Walker, but our official tries to grip his arm and pull him away but Dionysus flings his shoulder away and turns back to Walker, as he lays more stomps to the midsection. Dionysus backs up halfway across the ring, and then comes in for a running corner knee strike which connects. Dionysus motions to the crowd, asking them "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?", and Walker slowly starts pulling himself up on the ropes. As Walker turns, Dionysus comes in for a clothesline, but Walker drops down and rolls out of the way to the outside, drawing boo's from the crowd, as Dionysus stops and grips the top ropes. Dionysus, finally fed up, climbs to the outside after Walker, who rolls back in the ring on the other side. Dionysus follows Walker in the ring, but as soon as he climbs in Walker axehandles him over the back of the head. Chris Avery: What a cheap shot!Billy: Dion needs to rally, we know that he wants to get his head back in the game! Maybe the year of Wine and Roses didn't work out, but if he stays focused maybe he can shoot for a Six-Pack and a Dandelion?Chris Avery: Dion has proven himself one of the most resilient and hungry competitors on the roster, you know that he has the will to prove himself!Walker starts laying the boots to Dionysus. He lifts Dionysus up, and starts dirivng some knees into his face as he clubs him over the back, knocking Dionysus down to one knee. He bends over, giving Dionysus some choice words as he slaps him over the head. Dion gets up and Walker lifts him into a front powerslam backbreaker, holding it into a backbreaker stretch submission across his knee. Dionysus writhes in pain as Walker pushes under his chin and down on his leg, bending Dionysus's back uncomfortably over his leg. Dionysus shouts in agony. Walker pushes him off to the mat. He covers Dionysus. The referee: One... Two... Kickout! Walker snarls at the referee and shouts for him to give him a better count. Then, he walks over to the turnbuckle and begins ripping the pad off. The official tries to warn him not to do that, but he pays he not notice. Suddenly, Dionysus comes from behind him and assaults Walker's knee from behind with a vicious kick, making him turn around, holding his leg, and Dionysus boots him in the gut and gives him a bicycle knee strike! Chris Avery: Dion firing back with a Corporate Action!!Dionysus paces around, getting fired up, and motioning for his opponent to get up, and Dion waits until the Space Werewolf begins rolling over, and Dionysus rushes across the mat and cuts him down with a Shining Wizard! Dionysus keeps the momentum going forward, as he surges to the ropes, hops up and springs backwards to crush the prone Walker with a Lionsault followup! The crowd explodes! Chris Avery: And the PRAETORIAN! DION IS ROLLING!!Dionysus paces over, gripping his opponent by the arm, and using the wrist control to pull Walker up, making it look with ease as he lifts a man of equal size as him and bringing him in to not only a ripcord BULLHAMMER ELBOW, which sends spit flying out of Walker's mouth, but Dion holds on to the wrist, pulling the now stunned and barely lucid Walker back up into a ripcord RAINMAKER!! Dion lets the opponent fall to the mat, and covers him. Chris Avery: Dionysus with back to back Deified and the Grapevine! Walker started this off using some very aggressive tactics, but Dion put him down in convincing fashion!!The referee and the crowd: One Two Three! Ding Ding Ding Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner... DIONYSUS!! "What Artist Dies In Me" hits on the PA as Dionysus sits up, and holds his hands up in victory, and the crowd goes nuts. Chris Avery: A dominating win and one that shows that Dionysus, one of our first and best AW Originals, has a lot left in the tank this year!!Dionysus stands up, taking in the reaction of the fans, who are giving him an outpouring of love! Chris Avery: If there's one member of this roster that personifies heart, it's Dionysus, and I have to believe he wants nothing more than to work his way back into title contention. And this is a big way to do it.Dion exits the ring, walking up the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:24:39 GMT -5
Downfall Backstage!
The scene cuts backstage, directly after Dionysus is walking through the curtain after his match, and he's stopped by someone standing in his way. Dionysus still has a layer of sweat from his match, but he looks unruffled otherwise, and he looks calmly at the person standing in front of him. Downfall is standing across from him, carrying his Hardcore title belt on his shoulder, and a serious expression. Downfall: Dion... I think it's past time we had a talk.Dionysus looks a little bit annoyed at Downfall. Dionysus: That depends... are you here to talk, or are you here to use that.He nods at the crowbar, which, while it is clenched it Downfall's hand, is held loosely at his side. Downfall lifts it up, holding it between them with his fingers splayed out, as if showing Dion he has nothing to fear from him using it. Downfall: No, I... Dion... I don't want to use this on you. I really don't get how you're not understanding this.Dionysus: Understanding what, Daniel? Because from where I'm looking at it there's only two sides to this, a right and a wrong. You're out here every week showing off a growing aggression and brutality, nearly killing people, nearly ending their careers. Did you think I was going to stand by and watch that happen?Downfall's forehead scrunches up in consternation, as if he can't believe Dionysus is being so deliberately god damn dense. Downfall: A right and a wrong? Dionysus, what I "did" last week was eliminate from AW another morally execrable piece of filth... and you're going to come in here and call me out for that? For ridding AW of garbage like Holden Ross? Did you even see the shit he posts on his Twitter? And you're thinking I should treat someone that disgusting and pathetic with mercy?Dionysus: You and I both know that this goes way beyond Holden Ross. He was just the latest victim. Johnny Bacchus, Corey Black, Robby Bigg Dick...fucking Robby Bigg Dick, Daniel? You think its worth your time and energy to go full berserker on a guy like Robby Bigg Dick? You are letting your rage control you, and it is only a matter of time before you destroy everything around you. Including us.Now Downfall is starting to loose his patience, and although he isn't moving to swing it, his grip on the crowbar at his side is starting to tighten. Downfall: No, you don't get to do that, Dion. You don't get to take all these weeks off and go gallivanting around in the World Series of Wrestling, or off in XWF, or anywhere else you've been and then come try to act like you have a moral high ground against me. You don't.He stabs his forefinger into the Hardcore title belt, making his point. Downfall: You think I'm going off the rails? You think I'm just indulging my dark side because I feel like it? No. I'm doing necessary work to improve the quality of competition this belt gets, and make it mean more than it did before. And I'm not using this crowbar on just ANYBODY, I'm specifically using it... on people that deserve nothing but abject disdain. People like Johnny Bacchus... who attacked you, who used you as a poker chip instead of a human being... I did what I did in your defense, and you never thanked me for it.Dionysus: You're absolutely right. I didn't thank you for that. Because I didn't ask. No one is asking you to try and end careers.Downfall scoffs. Downfall: You gonna stop me, then?Dionysus: I see how tightly your hands are clenched on that crowbar. Are you going to swing or not?Downfall holds the crowbar up, and looks from the crowbar, into Dion's face, and back to the crowbar, before looking at Dionysus with an intense, burning gaze. Downfall: No. But I'm not going to stop doing what I'm doing... and if you TRY to hold me back again, like you TRIED to stop what I did to finish Holden Ross... there's going to be hell to pay for you.Dionysus: Very well. Any time you try and end someone else's career, while I'm around here...I WILL stand against you. Anytime you feel like using that crowbar on anyone, I'll be there ready to defend them. You can keep on pretending that you are in control, but someone needs to stand up against what you're doing. And it looks like right now, that someone is going to be me.Downfall huffs out a breath, and for a moment, it looks like it might come to blows between them. But, Downfall, again, shakes his head, as if he can't believe it's coming to this, as if in his heart he doesn't want to fight Dionysus like this... but holding the Hardcore title belt, to him, means making hard choices, in a morality that he doesn't think Dion is understanding. Downfall: You can try it. But you won't like the consequences of your choice. And let's be clear... You're choosing that.Dionysus: I'm choosing to ensure you still have a division left to defend your precious trinket. Don't forget that.Downfall snarls at him, and shakes his head, walking away down the hallway, leaving Dionysus looking on, with an intense look on his face.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:27:40 GMT -5
Submission MatchJake Paul vs. Addy A(c) Billy: Welcome back to a WILD episode of Clash and we see Jake Paul in the ring and ready to go!Chris Avery: Jake Paul part of Tortures investment, you can tell as this is his SECOND Television title match!Billy: And it's a submission match!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening beats of "Focus" by Kashmir echoes around the arena. "Brakes on please." The arena arena start flashing between between the pink and the normal arena white light with each rapid beat of the the song as the first verse punctuates the rabid noise of the crowd. "Brakes on, please Focus, freez Ain't no other bitch in this world dealer than me (uhn uhn) C'mon, I got too much of a lead" Addy A enters the arena and stands on the stage as the venue goes dark except for the single pink light focused on her at the top of the ramp. "C'mon, I got too much of a lead And at your speed, it's hard to say you fuckin with me" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "Fall back and hit your head bitch or come up dead bitch The war ain't over 'til I come up wit your head bitch" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand, before heading down the steel to the ring. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California THE LONGEST REIGNING TELEVISION CHAAMPPIOONNNN .... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!As theme continues continues, on the way to the ring Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Billy: I love it!Paul attacks her!! Billy: WHOA!DING DING DING Paul picks her up and whips her to the ropes and hits a back elbow knocking her down! Paul jumps on her and hits strike after strike! He hits the ropes as Addy gets up and Paul hits a spear taking her down! Billy: PAUL IS SUPER AGGRESSIVE!Paul is hitting right after right BUT ADDY CATCHES ONE! SHE LOCKS HIM INTO THE KIMURA!! Billy: KIMURA LOCK!!ADDY DIGS IT IN DEEP AND PAUL HAS NOWHERE TO GO! Chris Avery: IS IT OVER THAT FAST?!JAKE PAUL TAPS!! DING DING DING Billy: ADDY A SUBMITS JAKE PAUL!!Chris Avery: IN LIKE 40 SECONDS!!Paul rolls to the corner as Addy sits up and the official has the Television Championship! Adilene Floyd: THE WINNER OF THIS SUBMISSION MATCH AND STILLLLL TEELLLEEVIISSIONNN CHAMPIONN AADDYYYYYYYY A!!Billy: ADDY A IS STILL THE TV CHAMPION!Addy is up and celebrating her victory and JAKE PAUL FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! SHE DROPS THE TV TITLE AND STUMBLES TO THE ROPES! Chris Avery: OH THAT SON OF A BITCH!Paul is holding his arm in pain but he picks up the TV title AND SMASHES IT ACROSS HER HEAD!! Billy: OHHH!!Paul drops the title on her and shrugs her off as Addy rolls on the canvas and into the corner! Chris Avery: THAT NO GOOD NOTHING!Billy: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!Paul is up the ramp with his music blaring as he holds his arm! Billy: Addy is still Television Champion and thats what really matters here, Paul can't get the belt and he doesn't deserve it!We take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:29:12 GMT -5
ONE
For the third time tonight, the tron goes dark. The wireframe body appears once again, those this time beginning to move. The frame takes up a fighting stance, throwing hard rights fists and (perhaps most tellingly) hard superkicks to the air, only for the ankle used for the kick to go out, and the body stumbles to the ground. With the affected ankle now marked in red, the body begins exhibiting a different stance, showing demonstrations of various suplexes and throws, coinciding with it's more muscular build. The crowd is beginning to have an idea of what's going, and an excited murmur acts as the backdrop to a third taking up the third fourth of the screen.
"FASTER..."
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:31:37 GMT -5
A Segment Backstage!
With the Action Wrestling logo in the background, the premiere backstage Queen of all things involving backstage murmurings and all the juicy tidbits that could be wormed out of any of the many world class teir professional wrestling talent that had the distinct pleasure of calling Action Wrestling home; Jade Riley. With a bright smile upon her face and the events of CruiserClash of Champions behind her, it was evident that she was raring to going on bring yet another top tier spotlight on something that the hardworking and die hard Action Wrestling fans fans waned to see; at least, what she hoped they wanted to see. Jade Riley: Hello action Galaxy, Actionverse, or whatever it is you amazing supporters of Action Wrestling call yourselves; Jade Riley here to once again spill the tea on all you want to know! As of right, my guest to be is none other than th-"?: Enough with the run up, Sparkletooth. I'm here, so how about we quit wastin' time.Quizzically mouthing Sparkletooth(?) to herself as the camera zoomed out; revealing the deceptively broad and seemingly unenthused visage of one Jessie Lee; HoororKore Hottie lookin' hotter than the venom in your veins after a snake bite. Jessie Lee: We gettin' to it or are gonna watch ya catch flies?Jade Riley: Catch flies? Wait, nevermind; since you're here, wh-Jessie Lee: Why I shattered that pompous British prick's ankle?Jade Riley: Well, yes; why did you do just that? Jessie Lee: 'Cause he deserved it. Jade Riley: Bu-Jessie Lee: No "BUT"s about it. The dude strolled into Action Wrestlin' and made the mistake of thinkin' that he could swing his dick around like he had earned the right. I did want nobody had the stomach to do an' I corrected that mistake; didn't need a magic crowbar or a series of repetitious snore inducing segments neither.Jade Riley: Sounds like you're proud of yourself of possibly ending a man's in ring career. What if he comes back looking for revenge? Jessie Lee: I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't an' if he wants to show his face around here again then I ain't got any issues with sendin' him out with a pair of shattered ankles; the G.B. Special, ya could say.Looking visibly uncomfortable, an awkward silence fell between Jake and Jessie. Well, awkward for Action Wrestling's intrepid journalist; the Aussie didn't seem to give it much concern. Jessie Lee: Well, guess that takes care of that.Effectively done with Riley's little show, Jessie walked out of the view to leave the awkwardness to Jade and Jade alone; watching Lee's back as she walked away off camera/ Then, just as the camera drifted out, Jde could be heard calling after her interviewee. Jade Riley: Hold on! What about James Freedom, Jonny Cedrone, and the United States Championship match tonight? Jessie? Jessie!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 14, 2023 1:33:00 GMT -5
Special Ref: James Freedom Special Commentator: Jonny Cedrone Brandon Leno vs. Alice Gemini(c)
Billy: Welcome back to Clash and we're joined by Jonny Cedrone!Jonny Cedrone: Whats up! Lets get it on!A real American theme song plays and then the American Flag comes over the big screen then slowly the words rise for your President of Pro Wrestling appear on the screen and then the lights dim a little as red white and blue flashing lights appear around the arena and then it goes completely dark as the red white and blue spotlight falls on stage and James Freedom starts to rise on a platform dressed in his ring gear with his hands behind his back. The big screen continues with more words on it that says a true American hero James Freedom and then fireworks go off as he steps off the platform and make his way down the ramp and waves gracefully at the fans. As he continues down the ramp he takes a moment to take a selfie with a fan holding a sign that says the USA is number one. He then kisses a baby on the forehead and then a thumbs up to the parents. He gives a confident smile as he make way down the ramp and then walks up the steel steps and steps inside the ring. He climbs up the top turnbuckle and gives a salute to the fans before stepping down and waiting for the match to start. Billy: Here's our ref for tonight!Chris Avery: I'm not so sure about this!Jonny Cedrone: Well if he can't call it down the middle who can!?The familiar guitar of Jimi Hendrix begins to flood the arena with the opening to Purple Haze as the crowd pops. Adeline Floyd: Hailing from Austin, Texas, weighing in at 200 lbs. He is Mr. Psychedelic…Brandon Leno!! Hazy smoke floats up from the stage and the lights in the arena flash in a technicolor symphony to the mind melting guitar. Leno makes his way onto the stage, wearing a 60’s style cowboy jacket that looks like it came out of the movie Easy Rider and a pair of aviator shades. He grooves to the music, wiggling body parts as he struts down the ramp, high fiving the fans. When he hits the floor next to the ring a camera zooms in close. Leno sees this, dips his glasses down, looks into the camera and says “lets boogie baby!” and sticks his tongue, shaking his head. Leno then climbs onto the apron and flips over the top rope launching himself into the middle of the ring where in one fluid motion lands in a pose before falling to both knees, leaning back and shaking his body to the music. After this he gets up, saluting the crowd with the peace sign and waits for his opponent. Billy: The Challenger is prepared and focused!“Widdershins" by King 810 blasts throughout the arena and Bright Green lights flash quickly as the fans get to their feet as Alice walks out onto the stage. She soaks in the reaction for a moment before throwing up her middle fingers at the crowd while biting her bottom lip. She makes her way down the ramp and stops at different fans and makes them flinch and then laughs it off as she walks away from them. She hops up onto the apron and onto a single knee, looks up at the camera and screams at the top of her lungs. She slides into the ring and walks into the nearest corner and starts to kick the bottom rope to get fired up. She puts both of her hands in the form of dual-wielding pistols and points them at the camera. Chris Avery: And heres the Champion and Jonny, this is a belt you want, yeah?Jonny Cedrone: Of course it is! The United States Championship is prestigious, it's been held by many greats in this company and I believe I can be a great United States Champion if I got the challenge!DING DING DING Leno hits a running spin kick knocking Alice down! Alice gets back to her feet quickly Leno springboards off the middle turnbuckle and hits another dropkick knocking her down! She's pinned! Freedom counts the one! But Alice kicks out and Leno puts her into a headlock! She shoots him to the turnbuckles chest first and then picks him up into a back suplex slam and pins him! Freedom counts the one! Freedom counts the- He kicks out! Billy: This match going back and forth!Chris Avery: Yes it is!Jonny Cedrone: Alice is interesting for sure but Leno looks focused and ready to end this match quickly!Leno is picked up and whipped to the ropes but he front flips ducking the lariat attack and then turns around and hits a 180 front kick to the face knocking her down! Billy: Down goes the Champion!Freedom continues to be fair and judging it down the middle! Leno picks up Alice and whips her into the corner and lets her stumble out and he hits a belly to belly suplex! Jonny Cedrone: That was a great suplex! Good form!Leno goes for the cover but Alice rolls towards the apron! Jonny Cedrone: Great ring awareness!Alice gets to the apron as Leno picks her up through the ropes but she hits a stunner off the apron and Leno sells it back into the ring! Billy: Stun gun there! Alice is on the outside here in front of us!Chris Avery: What is Alice doing!?Freedom checks on Leno and turns around as Alice moves Adilene out of the way and grabs her United States Championship! Billy: Hey! She can't use that!Chris Avery: What is she doing!?Jonny Cedrone: Alice lowering herself to using the belt, huh? Doesn't surprise me!Alice folds it up and tells someone in the front row to shut up and is coming back to the ring! Freedom is in the ring telling her she can't use it but Alice doesn't care! Billy: She's stepping towards the ring to use the belt as a weapon!Just then Jessie Lee appears and grabs Alice by the hair from behind to a huge pop! Jonnny Cedrone: Whoa! Where did Jessie Lee come from!? Lee holds the hair as Alice drops the belt and Alice shoves Lee off! Billy: WOW!Alice turns and rolls into the ring and Leno HITS THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! Chris Avery: LEVITATION!!Billy: ITS OVER!!Jonny Cedrone: THAT LOOKED BRUTAL!LENO PINS!! Billy: WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!Freeom rings the bell!! Chris Avery: WAIT WHAT?!DING DING DING Freedom calls it off and the crowd is stunned! Brandon Leno gets up and is excited he won but is confused.. Freedom is talking to Adilene Floyd.. Billy: WHATS THE CALL?!Jonny Cedrone: Yeah, what the hell happened here?! Adilene Floyd: I was just informed by James Freedom, our official that Jessie Lee attacked Alice Gemini THEREFORE... ITS A DISQUALIFICATION ON BRANDON LENO AND YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH.. AND STIIIIILLLL UNITED STATES CHAMPION!! ALICE GEMINI!!The crowd is booing as Leno is FRUSTRATED! Alice kneels up smiling but Lee slides in and tackles her! Billy: WHOA!!Jonny Cedrone: Freedom! Stop this!Leno comes over and grabs Lee and lifts her off of her and slaps Lee across the face! Chris Avery: She did cost him the match! Billy: NO SHE DIDNT!Lee and Leno start brawling! Jonny Cedrone: Well, I guess I'll settle this!Cedrone takes off the headset and gets into the ring and stops Lee and Leno from brawling! Billy: Cedrone breaking things up!Leno shoves Cedrone back and Cedrone is trying to explain it and has none of it! Lee moves Cedrone out of the way and throws a kick but Leno swifts the kick over and knocks Alice back into the turnbuckles! Cedrone grabs Lee but she shoves him back into Leno who just takes Cedrone down! Billy: WHOA! NOW EVERYONE IS BRAWLING!Cedrone fights back on Leno as Lee and Alice continue brawling! Chris Avery: THIS IS WILD!Alice gets up and shoves Lee back into James Freedom who gets shoved into the turnbuckles! He shoves his ref shirt and Lee slaps him across the face! Billy: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!Freedom goes for a clothesline on Lee but she ducks and Freeom decks Leno! Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Alice grabs her United States Championship and crawls over to the announcers table as Freedom, Cedrone, Lee and Leno keep brawling! Billy: THE FOUR SUPERSTARS IN THE RING ARE BRAWLING AND LOOK AT ALICE!Chris Avery: THE CHAMPION IS SITTING ON OUR TABLE!Alice has moved up onto the table and is holding her title just laughing watching Freedom, Cedrone, Lee and Leno brawl back and forth! Billy: OH COME ON! SHE ESCAPED OUT OF THAT ONE!Chris Avery: ALICE GEMINI IS STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION AND I DONT KNOW IF I AGREE WITH IT!We fade to a commercial.
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