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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 21:54:39 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off inside the arena as we're live on CBS! Billy: WEEELLLCCOMMMEEEE EVERYBODY!!The arena is a rockin', theres Christmas trees up on the stage, and we see Billy and Chris sitting at the announcers table! Billy: TO HOLIDAY MAYHEM, ITS MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!!Chris Avery: AND WHAT A NIGHT DO WE HAVE FOR YOU HERE!!Billy: MATCHES, STREET FIGHTS, ALL OF IT.. BUT NONE OF IT.. IS BIGGER THAN OUR MAIN EVENT! GERARD ANGELO DEFENDS THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST DIONYSUS!Chris Avery: THE OTHER HALF OF VANGUARD, ALL OF THE WINE, ALL OF THE ROSES, IT COULD ALL BE REWARDED, IT COULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL.. DION COULD BE WORLD CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT!Billy: DONT FORGET! WE HEARD TONIGHT THAT ALEXANDER PASTERNAK IS GOING TO NAME A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE WORLD TITLE AND WILL GET A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH ON JANUARY 2ND IN LOS ANGELES! WE ALSO HAVE MATCH NUMBER TWO IN THE TELEVISION TITLE BEST OF SEVEN SERIES, CHEEKS AND ADDY GO AT IT ONE MORE TIME! ADDY LEADS BY ONE BUT IS TONIGHT CHEEKS NIGHT TO GRAB GOLD?!Chris Avery: AND A FEW DAYS AGO LIVE ON PARAMOUNT+ WAS THE FIRST EVER AW DRAFT.. CLASH DRAFTED THE REAPERS WITH THEIR FIRST PICK.. AND THEN DRAFTED FORMER TELEVISION CHAMPION.. FORMER OMEGA CHAMPION.. CHASE JACKSON! Billy: JOEY SCALA WILL HAVE A CHALLENGE TONIGHT AGAINST ONE OF THOSE THREE DRAFTED SUPERSTARS...DODODODOODOOOOO.. the music hits from Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross.. Billy: AANNDDD I THINK WE'RE GETTING STARTED HOT TONIGHT!! THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE!!Chris Avery: OHHHH HERE WE GO!!The lights go out and the guitar riff picks up on Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross and it shoots straight into the hook and the lights come on with a farty pyro blast on the stage and both Markersons are on the stage posing! The crowd cheers as they are introduced! Adilene Floyd: From Las Vegas, Nevada at a combined weight of 450 pounds, Mark and Marky Markerson, the Supermarks!They're coming down the ramp already pointing at themselves and giving a few of the fans a pose and high five. Marky is feeling the music and slides in first and continues singing along with the song as Mark jumps up on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckles and points out at the sold out crowd and poses. Mark flips into the ring off the turnbuckles as Marky continues singing and the two pose in the middle of the ring. The music fades as they get prepared in their corner. Billy: ITS TIME FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!! KING SHIT DEFENDS AGAINST THE SUPERMARKS!!Chris Avery: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 21:56:38 GMT -5
The Supermarks are in the ring and the crowd is RED HOT tonight! Billy: Kicking things off with this Tag Team Title match is one way to get this crowd a rockin'!No music or anything but Danny Powers and Alexander Pasternak walk down the ramp and the crowd is buzzing. Chris Avery: I'm not sure what this is about?!They both get into the ring and Pasternak grabs a microphone. Alexander Pasternak: I know you're expecting King Shit but we have a change of plans, actually.The crowd perks up. Alexander Pasternak: As you know, CJ Phoenix has been battling an ankle issue and today he went through his final stress test and .. the news wasn't good.The crowd is starting to get let down. Alexander Pasternak: CJ Phoenix has a grade 2 ankle injury and is not cleared to participate in tonights Tag Team Championship match!Billy: What!?Chris Avery: Thats heartbreaking for CJ Phoenix, what a blow to King Shit.Alexander Pasternak: After meeting with King Shit 20 minutes ago we have decided that tonights Tag Team Championship match can not be executed. CJ Phoenix will miss 6 to 8 weeks with his injury.Billy: Whoaaaa, thats huge! Wow. Chris Avery: Sending our thoughts, Phoenix, injuries suck!Alexander Pasternak: Right now, I'd like to call out King Shit please! If you guys could come on out here..Just then through the curtain Spencer Adams, Jonny Cedrone and CJ Phoenix appear. Phoenix has one crutch as Cedrone is helping him stand. Powers leaves the ring and is walking up the ramp towards them.. Alexander Pasternak: I know hearing this right now is going to sound awful, but Powers is there to retrieve the Tag Team titles from you..The crowd buzzes and gasps.. Alexander Pasternak: Because King Shits Tag Team Championship reign is now officially over. Due to injury we have forfietted the belts from you guys.The crowd starts to boo. Billy: What?! King Shit isn't Tag Team Champions anymore?!Powers reaches out his hand and Spencer gives him the belt is very confused and CJ is apologizing to Spencer and Cedrone but they're cool with it as Phx kisses the tag belt and gives it to Powers. Powers turns and walks down the ramp with the tag team titles. Alexander Pasternak: I assure you shocking news regarding you guys is far from over tonight, but lets get a round of applause for King Shit, everybody!The crowd cheers as Spencer, Phoenix and Cedrone wave to the crowd and exit back through the curtain. Spencer is very confused by all of this. Powers gets back in the ring with the belts... Alexander Pasternak: And as you know, I do not like having titles vacant, so allow me to introduce to you the brand new Tag Team Champions.. MARK AND MARKY!!The crowd throws their hands up in disdain and frustration! Alexander Pasternak: THE SUPERMARKS!Mark and Marky are shocked and look at each other and start celebrating! Powers presents them the belts. Alexander Pasternak: Lets make some noise for the new Tag Team Champions!The Supermarks are celebrating holding their belts up and acting like they just fought through hell and back! Billy: Holy hell, this just got weird.Chris Avery: The Supermarks are Tag Team Champions, what the hell is happening!?Powers and Pasternak shake their hands and leave the ring as Supermarks music hits and they're still celebrating in the ring with the tag team titles. Billy: I'm at a loss of words, what the hell just happened.Chris Avery: The Supermarks are Tag Team Champions and I'm pissed.We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 21:58:33 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS TO PURE CUP IV WINNER ALISTER MCKISSICK
HE HAS WON THE WORLD CUP II, AND PURE CUP IV IN THE SAME YEAR!
PURE CUP IV RESULTS ARE LIVE IN THE RESULTS TAB!
STAY TUNED TO PARAMOUNT+ FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH OF DECEMBER FOR FUN SURPRISES!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 21:59:15 GMT -5
Niobe Martin vs. James Payne vs. Nate Krelle
Our Lady Peace hits and James Payne comes out on his own! Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and this match could be important for that man right there!Chris Avery: Yup! Bryan Blaze said Payne is being tested! What does that mean!?Billy: It's a three way dance so anything can happen here!Payne is in the ring and poses and is ready! Happy Song by Bring The Horizon fills the arena. That heavy metal guitar gearing up the crowd. Nate appears from the curtain wearing a leather jacket and shades. He pours water over his head as he walks cockily towards the ramp. He takes a drink of the water and spits it out throwing the bottle into the crowd! Billy: Newcomer Nate Krelle ready for action!He then holds out his arms wide and tells the camera that he's the best damn pro wrestler on the planet. Still with his arms out wide he walks towards the ring. He climbs up on the apron and turns around to face the crowd. He has a cocky net confident smirk on his face. He then climbs into the ring and walks around the ring arms back out wide spouting off random sentences towards the crowd. He then climbs the turnbuckle, gives a crotch chop and jumps back down into the ring. As the opening of "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play over the arena, a video flashes on the big screen of a camera shot panning up a grassy hill at night, slowly until it gets to the top. Panning from left to right, lighting flashing in the sky as the opening guitar riff begins to sound. Adilene Floyd: "Introducing to the ring from Anaheim, California, weighing in at one hundred twenty five pounds and standing five feet, seven inches tall! She is the "Living Nightmare", NIOBE MMAARRTTIINN!!!"The video on the screen then switches to a video package of Niobe in the ring, flashing and moving in time with the drum beat. "Nightmare! Now your nightmare comes to life.." Niobe comes running out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp briefly to extend her arms out to the sides as a blast of pyro goes off on either side of her. "Dragged you down below... Down to the devils show... To be his guest forever... Peace of mind is less than never.." As the lyrics of the song continue to play, she drops her arms and walks down the ramp, a smirk on her face as she sneers at the crowd as she passes before sliding under the bottom rope of the ring. She stands up and throws off the hood of her jacket, glaring at the crowd with a smirk on her face. Chris Avery: Niobe is in the ring too!DING DING DING Payne comes over and kicks Nate and shoves him back into the ring turnbuckles! Payne turns around and ducks Niobes clothesline and hits a rock bottom! He goes for a cover! One! Nate Krelle jumps off the turnbuckles and hits a leg drop to the back of Payne breaking up the pinfall! Billy: Not over yet!Payne gets up but Krelle hits a kick to the legs, a spin kick to the gut and then hits a stiff DDT onto Payne rolling him out of the ring! Chris Avery: Holy shit what a DDT!Niobe gets up and Krelle goes for a quick powerbomb but Niobe slips out of it and hits the ropes but springboards off the middle rope and back elbows Krelle down onto the mats! She stands up and hits a standing moonsault and goes into a cover! One! Two! Krelle kicks up and Niobe grabs him by the head and whips him into the turnbuckles but Krelle leaps up and over Niobe who followed him into the turnbuckles! He grabs her quick and hits a snap German Suplex! Niobe stumbles up and Krelle kicks her in the gut and flips her up and BUCKLEBOMBS her in the turnbuckles! Billy: WAIT!Payne slides in and shoves Krelle to the apron and Payne grabs Niobe and hits a flatliner! Chris Avery: THE CANADIAN LOONEY!He pins her! One! Two! KRELLE HITS A SPRINGBOARD 630 SPLASH TO THE BACK OF PAYNE! Billy: OHHHH MY GOD!!Payne holds his back as Krelle gets to his feet and picks up Payne and hits the STORM ONE DDT!! Billy: THE EFFIN KRELLE!Niobe stands up but Krelle clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside! Chris Avery: WHOOOAA!Krelle pins Payne! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: What a fast paced match and it comes to an end! The new superstar Nate Krelle wins!Chris Avery: And he pinned Payne for his victory!The crowd boos as Krelle gets up and celebrates his win! Chris Avery: Niobe was trying to get back in too but it was just too late!Niobe is on the outside frustrated as Krelle keeps celebrating. Payne lays in the ring as we fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:00:06 GMT -5
Post-Match Segment
Billy: Welcome back to Clash, folks and James Payne is now being joined by his Heritage brotheren Bryan Blaze and Cousin Harper!Bryan Blaze takes a microphone. Bryan Blaze: I said last week on CruiserClash there would be changes and 2023 will be the best year for The Heritage. Payne is out of breath and he's nodding in approval. Bryan Blaze: And this was your test!Blaze turns to Payne and the crowd gasps! Billy: Wait what?!Payne is shocked? Bryan Blaze: This was your test, Payne! You run your mouth! You talk the talk, eh, but you don't walk the walk!Payne is thrown off by this. Taken a back by this. Completely confused by this! Bryan Blaze: The Heritage will move on WITHOUT YOU! Big Harper.. Do it!Payne looks at Harper.. Billy: BUT PAYNE AND HARER ARE COUSINS!?HARPER BIG BOOTS PAYNE SO HARD HE KNOCKS HIM CLEAN OUT! THE CROWD WHOA'S Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!Harper picks up Payne by the head and Blaze tosses the microphone and walks over into the corner and nods. Harper POWERBOMBS Payne in the middle of the ring! Billy: DID BRYAN BLAZE JUST KICK PAYNE OUT OF HERITAGE?!Chris Avery: I THINK HE DID! BRYAN BLAZE IS GOING TO BE IN CRUISERHAVOC AND HE JUST MADE A STABLE MOVE RIGHT HERE!Blaze and Harper stand over Payne as he's out cold and Harper nods and pats Blaze on the back. Billy: I can't believe what we just saw right now!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:04:42 GMT -5
Backstage With Two Belts & A Case!
As the camera cuts backstage, we see Jade Riley standing center-frame with a microphone in hand. With a big smile, she addresses the cameras. Jade Riley: Please welcome my guest at this time, the woman who will be defending the Action Wrestling United States Championship against Alice Gemini on January 2nd on the Season Premiere, please welcome…Jill Park.Jill Park steps into the frame, with the United States Championship slung over her right shoulder. She peers over a pair of aviator sunglasses and shoot Jade a look that indicates she’s not exactly happy to be here right now. Jade Riley: Jill, on January 2nd, you face Alice Gemini for the United States Championship. Alice, who has been on a tear as of late had quite a few choice words for you last week. What are you thoughts on what transpired last week?Jill smirks at the question. She readjusts her title belt before responding. Jill Park: Well, first of all. You wanna talk about being on a tear? Look no further than Jill Park in 2022. I went from being yet another “promising up and comer” to being THE DRAW in this company. Let’s not forget about how I already BEAT Alice Gemini in the BIGGEST CLASH MAIN EVENT IN HISTORY before claiming All-In. So let’s just stop with all the…Jill stops mid-sentence as Alice Gemini walks into the frame with a mean look on her face. Jill stares at her as well, with neither saying a word. Jade slowly lowers the microphone and backs away. Then Jill SPITS in Alice’s face! Alice lunges forward, swinging for the fences with both right and left hands! Billy: THE CHALLENGER IS ATTACKING THE CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: JILL SPIT ON HER, DUDE!Jill drops her title as she tries to cover up before finally ducking the barrage and catching Alice with a punch to the gut! Jill grabs Alice by the hair and throws her shoulder-first into the nearby wall! Jill goes to grab at Alice again, but Alice trips her up and mounts her, raining down more fists! Billy: MY GOD CAN WE GET SOME HELP BACK THERE?!Finally, before either competitor is hurt, security rushes in to separate them. It takes three men to rip Alice off of Jill who is then quickly corralled by three more security guards. Once Jill is up, she is seeing red and begins screaming. Jill Park: YOU WANNA JUMP ME ALICE?! YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU KIDDING ME? HOW TRASHY OF YOU? YOU DUMB BITCH. TRY ATTACKING ME? GET SOME CLASS!Both women are kept separated despite them both trying their best to break away and attack each other again... Chris Avery: THIS RIVALRY IS PHYSICAL, BILLY!And Clash heads to a commercial break
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:05:27 GMT -5
Open Challenge To Drafted Superstar Joey Scala vs. ______
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash!Scalas music hits and the lights darken in the arena as Scala comes out onto the stage and stands at the top of it. He pounds his chest twice and kisses his necklace wrapped in his fist and then points to the sky. Scala comes down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: From the mean streets of Yonkers, weighing in at 249 pounds, JOEYYYYY SCALLAAAAA!!Scala rolls into the ring and gets to his feet and leans on the ropes towards the crowd and yells some trash talk. Scala fades back into his corner and takes his necklace off and is prepping for his fight. Billy: Scala is going one on one with a superstar that was drafted by Clash!Scala stands in the ring and is telling the superstar to come out! Chris Avery: I think we know who it is!The opening riffs of HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD hits and Chase comes hopping out on one foot to some cheers. He lands on the stage and spins around and puts his arms out wide letting the cheers soak in from the sold out arena! Billy: AND OF COURSE ITS CHASE JACKSON!!Chris Avery: THE AVERY WRESTLING SCHOOL GRADUATE FROM 2016! THE FIRST EVER SIGNED AW SUPERSTAR! THE FORMER OMEGA CHAMPION, TELEVISION CHAMPION, HE! IS! BACK!Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is.. CHASEEEE JACKSONNN!!
Chase smiles as his name is called and he walks down the ramp slapping some skin with some of the fans in the crowd. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and raises his arms getting everyone hype. He jumps onto the apron and walks around the ring post to the hardcam side and then bounces his back off the ropes twice while facing the crowd and raises his arms once more! The crowd pops again as Chase gets into the ring and stretches his legs and taps his knees and is ready for the match in his corner. The music fades. Billy: This crowd is electric!DING DING DING Jackson and Scala walk to the middle of the ring and Scala smirks and goes for a 180 backhand fist but Chase chops it down! He grabs the head of Scala and runs it into the top rope turnbuckle! Scala stumbles back and Chase hits a German Suplex! Billy: Chase with ALL the fire!Scala rolls up to his feet and Jackson goes for a spear but Scala throws him in shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Jackson slumps to the apron through the ropes. He stands up on the apron and Scala forearms Chase off the apron down to the mats! Scala exits the ring! Chris Avery: Scala going after him!Scala lifts him up and throws him into the railing! The front row clapping and screaming for Chase to fight back as Scala comes over and headbutts him! He runs him into the ring post! Billy: Chase needs to get out of this! Scala is puttin' a hurt on him!Finally, Scala turns Chase around and kicks him in the gut! He bends him forward and goes for the piledriver! Billy: HES GOING TO END IT RIGHT HERE!But Jackson back body drops Scala on the outside! Chris Avery: Jackson getting back to his feet!He does get on his feet and rolls into the ring as Scala is holding his back! Scala climbs into the ring too! Scala gets up and blocks Chase's right hand and hits another right hand! He hits a spinning backfist! Jackson goes down and Scala pins! One! Two! Chase kicks out! Billy: Thats only a two count!Scala lifts Chase up and goes for another piledriver but Chase goes for another back body drop! Scala grabs the top rope and stays up in the air and Chase drops him but is off to the ropes! Chase bounces off and hits the running BROGUE KICK!! Billy: WHAT A KICK!Jackson gets to the corner and pounds on his chest and the crowd fires up! Billy: LISTEN TO THIS SOLD OUT ARENA HERE IN SALT LAKE CITY!!Scala stumbles up, turns around and Jackson hits the L-SHOT! Chris Avery: WHAT A L-SHOT! HE JUST TORE SCALA IN HALF!Jackson pins! ONE! TWO!! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: CHASE JACKSON WINS ON HIS RETURN TO CLASH!!Chase slaps the mat and stands up, fired up as fuck! Chris Avery: WHAT A VICTORY!Chase gets his arm raised and the crowd is hot for him! Billy: Pasternak and Clash drafting Chase Jackson back was a pretty good choice! I love it!Chris Avery: You know I do too! He was a great student and he's turned out to be a really great wrestler!Scala is lifting up in the corner and comes out of the corner now and steps to Chase.. the music fades.. Billy: Uh oh, what is this?Scala extends his hand out and the two shake hands. Scala quickly exits the ring as the crowd pops! Chris Avery: What a sign of respect!Billy: ABSOLUTELY!Jacksons music hits again and he gets on the turnbuckles and celebrates again. The crowd pops as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:15:44 GMT -5
Backstage!
We are backstage and the crowd pops as Supermarks are in the hallway and Cam is highfiving them! Mark is absolutely blown away that they're Tag Team Champions while Marky notices a camera coming in close! Marky: You see that?! They did what was right! They can't do what we do! They can't go, yo! That's why we are the Tag Team Champions! And now there is no stopping us! I hope everyone takes notice of us now! Cause we are THE BEST. We're not like these dumb random tag teams AW signs and comes in and wins one or two and leaves!No!The crowd is reacting out in the arena as he continues with Mark leaning up against the wall behind him with his Tag title. Marky: We are the Tag Team Champions, we are THE BEST, we just went from undesirable to UNDENIABLE! There is not a single team that can step up to us, not a single team that can even set foot in that ring and hang with us!Marky turns and brings up his brother to him. Marky: You're all losers and we're the elite of the elite talent in the tag division and from now on the tag division runs through US and we're like Shaq in his prime. NO one's scoring!Just then he's cut off as Wesley walks up clapping. Wesley: Congratulations! It's quite impressive boys, ya know these last two weeks ya haven't won much though!Marky: Get on down the road, Wesley! No one cares for your old ass!Wesley: Well, it's good that you guys are Champions. We need fighting Champions in the tag team division! Marky: THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE, WESLEY! THESE BELTS WILL BE DEFENDED TO THE RIGHTFUL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! DOESNT MATTER WHEN OR WHERE!Wesley: Like tonight? Alright, sounds good!Mark: Wait what!?Marky: YEAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I DIDN'T SAY TONIGHT! THERE IS NO NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS!Just then Carter Shaw walks up from the other side. Carter Shaw: Oh, God, Supermarks. Bleh. What is this all about?! Wesley: They just said they're going to defend the Tag Team titles tonight!Marky: NO WE DID NOT! THATS NOT WHAT WE SAID!Carter Shaw: Oh, they're defending fighting champions!? They're going to defend them after just winning them? NICE!Wesley: That's what they said!Just then Danny Powers walks up. Marky: WE WOULD DEFEND THE TITLES AGAINST YOU GUYS BUT YOU'RE NOT NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS! SO MOVE ON DOWN THE ROAD!Danny Powers: Whoa, whoa, what is happening, guys? Break it up here!Wesley: Supermarks said they wanted to defend their Tag Team titles tonight cause they're fighting Champions! Marky: WE ARE BUT NOT TO- Danny Powers: Oh, right on, pals!Powers slaps the backs of Marky and Mark. Danny Powers: Then it's official! I'll make room tonight! Supermarks defend their newly won Tag Team Championships against Wesley and..Shaw smiles. Danny Powers: Oh, okay, Shaw! Wesley and Shaw! Later tonight!The crowd pops Marky: WAIT THATS NOT WH-Wesley: Good luck, guys!Wesley walks off in one direction as Shaw walks off in another. Mark and Marky look at each other in shock. Billy: WE HAVE ANOTHER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH TONIGHT?!Chris Avery: IT REALLY IS HOLIDAY MAYHEM!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:16:21 GMT -5
"Old School Wrestling Match" Robyn Gonzalez vs. Tatiana Jolee(c)
Billy: Well, this should be damn good!Chris Avery: Its the CBS Championship match but as Tatiana has been calling it, it's the Purity Championship match!Robyn Gonzalez comes through the curtain with Daddy Yankee - Gasolina playing through the arena! Billy: Here comes RobynChris Avery: She has challenged Tatiana on twitter, and this thing has really exploded from there! The two even putting careers on the line!Billy: Was that official? I have no idea!The guitar opening of “Plowed” by Sponge begins to bellow out over the P.A system bringing the attention to the stage as the lights strobe as if in sync with the tempo of the song. Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream -KA-BOOM!- The fireworks explode off the top of the tron bringing the end to the strobes as a spotlight illuminates the figure of Tatiana Jolee standing there. Dressed in her blackout ring attire with matching boots and pads - her hair is pulled up in a bun and she has a black leather jacket with the Canadian flag on the back. Will I wake up, some dream I made up No, I guess it's reality What will change us, or will we mess up Our only chance to connect with a dream Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) Say a prayer for me Say a prayer for me (Say a prayer for me) I'm buried by the sound Of a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage In a world of human wreckage Where I'm lost and I'm found, and I can't touch the ground I'm plowed into the sound To her side steps her manager, Ruby Goldhirsch dressed in a classy business savvy designer outfit, and after a nod to one another, the duo makes their way down the ramp to the ring. Adeline Floyd: “Making her way to the ring, accompanied by Ruby Goldhirsch - from Vancouver, British Columbia… TATIANA JOOOOOLEEEE!” To see wide open with a head that's broken Hang a life on some tragedy Plow me under the ground that covers The message that is the seed After a quick conversation with Ruby on the outside, TJ walks up the ring steps, gliding across the apron before entering the ring through the middle ropes. She gives the hard camera a smirk and a little wink while removing her jacket before settling into the corner to await the start of her match. DING DING DING The two tie up and roll through rest holds and submission holds. Tatiana goes through a list of rest holds but Robyn has a great hold defense for every single one of them. The two roll around on the canvas continuing to try and get an advantage but they're both at a stalemate. The two can't get any further with their submissions or holds and they both roll to their feet! Tatiana hits a kick to the legs and turns Robyn around and hits a basic back suplex! Tatiana gets to her feet as Robyn stumbles up and Jolee hits a back breaker! Billy: What a backbreaker!Jolee grabs the legs and puts Robyn into a boston crab and flips her to her stomach! Robyn is in trouble! Chris Avery: ROBYN COULD TAP OUT RIGHT HERE!Billy: REMEMBER SHE CAN ONLY USE THE ROPES THREE TIMES! THERE IS ONLY THREE ROPE BREAKS IN THIS MATCH!Robyn is crawling to the ropes but Jolee locks it on deeper! The boston crab is looking rough! Chris Avery: I don't know!Robyn reaches out and grabs the bottom rope using a rope break and it stops the hold! Jolee lets go and takes a breather as Robyn rolls to the corner to lift herself up but Jolee comes in with a kick to the stomach and a monkey flip out of the corner! Billy: Wow! Jolee still in control!Jolee comes back over to Robyn but she drop toe holds her onto the bottom rope! Robyn hooks her into a single leg boston crab! Billy: Whoa!Chris Avery: Robyn could make her tap out and become new CBS Champion right here!Jolee doesn't want to grab the bottom rope and use a rope break so she rolls over and flips Robyn into a pin! One! Robyn kicks out and gets up as Jolee rolls to her feet and Robyn hits a slingblade taking her down! Robyn wraps the head and arms into a tazmission type choke and wraps her legs around the waist of the Champion! Billy: This could be it!Chris Avery: Robyn trying to become Champ right here!Jolee grabs the bottom rope with her leg and the crowd boos as Robyn is forced to break the hold. She gets up and drags Jolee to the middle of the ring and grabs the legs! Jolee kicks her off though! Billy: Jolee getting up!Shes up but Robyn hits a superkick! Billy: SUPER PATADA!!Jolee is out and Robyn comes over and grabs her by the head into a dragon sleeper and is choking her! Chris Avery: JOLEE IS IN TROUBLE!Robyn wraps her legs around Jolee and locks it in deep! Billy: THIS IS TROUBLE FOR TATIANA!She can't go anywhere and is trying to get out of the hold but Jolee is fighting out of it! Chris Avery: Somehow! Someway!Jolee is up and Robyn goes for another superkick but Jolee grabs the leg and flips her down and turns her back into a Boston crab!! Billy: ANOTHER BOSTON CRAB!Robyn kicks out of it and Jolee rolls to her feet! Robyn comes at her but Jolee ducks and lets Robyn bounce off the ropes and Jolee hits the codebreaker! Billy: DOUBLE CLUITCH!!Chris Avery: WOW!Robyn eats it and lands on her back and backrolls to her feet and stumbles up and Jolee hits a second codebreaker! Billy: ANOTHER DOUBLE CLUTCH!!Chris Avery: JESUS!Tatiana rolls her over and pins her! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: TATIANA WINS HERE TONIGHT!The crowd boos as Tatiana Jolee sits up and grabs the CBS Championship! Chris Avery: She is STILL CBS Champion!Billy: You mean PURITY Champion!Chris Avery: Yeah, yeah!She stands up to her feet and goes to the corner and climbs up on the middle turnbuckle and holds the belt up! The crowd continues to boo as Robyn rolls out of the ring and sits down next to the steel steps a bit frustrated and dejected. Billy: Holiday Mayhem continues here on CBS! It's Monday Night Clash!Jolee puts the belt on her shoulder in the middle of the ring as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:16:59 GMT -5
Stranger in the Dark
Backstage, Danny Powers turns the key in the lock of his office door. He steps in and flips on the light. Suddenly, his eyes land upon the figure of a person seated in front of Powers’ desk, chair turned to the door. The man sits legs crossed in the now well-lit room, and the guest stares a hole through Powers. Danny Powers: How did you get-- Remy? What the hell?Remy Nouveau, CruiserClash’s newest superstar, stares back at Powers silently. Powers looks at Nouveau nervously and the awkwardness of the moment thrives in the pregnant silence. After a long stretch, Nouveau breaks the silence. Remy Nouveau: What was that horseshit, Danny? When I signed my Clash contract, did you give me a pen full of disappearing ink or just feed the goddamn thing directly into a shredder? Powers shakes his head and holds out his hands in a disarming way. Danny Powers: I was real sorry that happened, Remy. Really. I was. Nouveau continues to stare unimpressed daggers through Powers. Danny Powers: I meant everything I said when I was trying to convince you to sign with Clash! You’re the future! You’re going places! You’ve got world champ written all over you! But--Nouveau interrupts. Remy Nouveau: But what?Powers sighs. Danny Powers: But you know how Bunga -- Remy Nouveau: Sewer Rat!Danny Powers: -- gets when he wants something… He, uh, he’s like a dog with a bone, you know? Territorial. Defensive. Um, spiteful. Remy Nouveau: And you let that dog take away your bone?Danny Powers: This is just one of those unfortunate things, Remy. The powers that be, you know? They just kind of do what they want, damn the consequences to anybody else.Remy Nouveau: He’s a dog with a bone, right?Danny Powers: Right! See? You get it!Remy Nouveau: I do. I understand completely. There are at least two dogs in this AW yard, and one of them - Joey Bunga - is the big dog who runs the show while the other -- Nouveau stands up from his seated position and approaches Powers. Nouveau places his hand on Powers’ shoulder as he continues to speak. Remy Nouveau: -- well the other dog had his balls cut off but just loves to pretend he’s got a pair.Nouveau pats Powers on the shoulder and sneers at Powers before walking out of the office.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:20:18 GMT -5
The Challenger!
The camera shows Dionysus backstage, leaning against the wall face forward, deep in concentration. After a long exhale, he takes a step back, clapping his hands to his face, and turning quickly toward the camera. As he did so, he inadvertently bumped into an older man. Dionysus: Oh, sorry about that, I-Old Man: Its alright, I shoulda been lookin' where-Both men stopped, looking at each other. The older man is wearing a grey zip-up hoodie and jeans. Old Man: ...Saaaay, you're Dionysus, right?Dionysus: Yes? Old Man: Oh, this is exciting! I'm a big fan of your work.Dionysus: Oh. Oh! Well...thank you!Old Man: I should get back to my seat, but hey, good luck tonight.Dionysus: Thanks. I won't let you down.As the old man turned to walk away, he looked back at Dionysus. Old Man: You never would.Dionysus simply stared in confusion as the old man left him in the hallway. A moment passes as he shook his head lightly, snapping himself out of his stupor and refocused on the match ahead.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:21:15 GMT -5
Pepper Farms vs. Odin Balfore & Shane Borderland
Chris Avery: Billy, up next we have more tag team action!Billy: Is that the Pepper Farm boys , the very BEST team in OCW taking on Balfore and Borderland?Chris Avery: The Double B, yah, that’s them. Borderland made his debut last week in a tag match with Odin and man, do those two have history. It was rather unexpected and unconventional.Billy: I’ll have to go and check that out in the VAULT section of the AW Network on Paramount TV.Chris Avery: Both men have admitted that they arnt fond of each other and don’t particularly trust the other, given their past but it seems that they are willing to work past it – if they can.Billy: Only time will tell, and time, Chris, time don’t lie. Unless you forget to set the timer on oven, then time is a liar, always and you gotta buy a new Ranch combo and your wife threatens to divorce you and take the kids. Then you gotta go to counseling and that costs money so now you’re working double and triple shifts and -Chris Avery: Billy, are you ok?Billy: Only time will tell, Chris. Only time will tell.Chris Avery: Alright, well.. shitfire?Billy: Shitfire!Ollie Joseph hits and Pepper Farms logo appears on the ActionTron as Bud and Buck Pepper make their way out and rip their tshirts off and throw them into the crowd. Buck stands on the stage and spits into his empty water bottle as Bud turns his old worn out baseball cap backwards and the two head down the ramp! Adilene Floyd: Making their way to the ring from Pepper Ranch Road in Lawrence, Kansas they're the brotherly team of Bud and Buck Pepper, PEPPER FARMS!Bud jumps up onto the apron on his knee and pulls himself into the ropes as Buck climbs up to the middle turnbuckle from the outside and raises his arms into the air. The lights begin to strobe as the two meet up in the middle of the ring and fist pound once and then twice and then forearm pound. Their music fades out. “With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Chris Avery: You can see Odin keeping an eyes on the Pepper Farm Boys and keeping an eye on the ramp.As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "My Time to Shine" by Saliva blares through the arena. Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boo’s him. He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns an looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. (Randy Orton Style) then he jumps off the turnbuckle. Billy: And here comes one of AW’s Newest and brightest, the Former WCF US and TV Champion… The Bad boy Shane Borderland!Chris Avery: Its Buck Pepper to start it off for the brothers.Billy: How can you tell them apart?Chris Avery: Buck has more teeth. Allegedly.Billy: Odin and Shane are going to shoot for it?Rock, paper, scissors .. tie.
Rock, paper, scissors .. tie.
Rock, paper, scissors.. Shane Borderland with the win of the century, paper covers rock.
Shane Borderland to start this match! DING DING Buck comes at Shane but gets a toe kick and stopped in his tracks. Bigger kick to the gut double Buck over. Chris Avery: Immediate headlock. Starting out in fourth gear.Shane with punches to the face but gets shot off the ropes. Buck wit the drop down, tries for the hip toss into counter into hip toss and Shane takes arm control. Buck gets to his feet and twists out into a hammer lock of his own but Shane counters with a drop down toss over followed up by drop kick to the back of the head. Billy: Shane showing us how technically sound he is!Shane hits the ropes, tries for a disaster kick, Buck ducks it, Shane lands on his feet, buck spins him around but Shane with the quick go behind and exploder German suplex! Billy: By god! Buck almost went out of his boots.Confidentially, Shane walks to the corner, dusting his hands and tags out. As Odin makes his way into the ring, Buck crawls to his corner and tags in Bud. Bud comes across the ring like a man on fire and starts rocking the big man with hands, feet, elbows, the kitchen sink, the vanity, the kids bicycle. Odin is just stunned and rocked in place, eating all manner of body and facial blows. Chris Avery: Odin just getting beaned by Bud.Kick Wham STUNNAH! Odin is down as Bud marches around the ring, dusting his hands off and mocking Shane. Shane seems uninterested, replying “Come say that to my face!” Bud without hesitation walks over to Shane and flips him off. Shane gets in the ring but the ref stops him. Behind the ref comes Bud and buck and start stomping away at Odin. The ref turns once Shane is on the apron and starts counting the Pepper Boys. 1..2..3..4. Buck returns to his corner. Bud turns back to Shane and golf claps to further mock him. Shane gets back in the ring but the ref is between them as Buck takes advantage and pulls the big man further into their corner. Billy: The Pepper Boys heard that Borderland has a quick temper and they are trying to get to him.Bud leaps off the second rope with stomps to the gut. One after the other. Bud picks up Odin and whips him into the corner with such force that he bounces off the buckle, slapping Shane in the chest and sending him to the floor. Odin comes out of the turnbuckle, takes a wide swing, misses and is scooped up for a powerbomb. Billy: Shitfire!PESTICIDE! Billy: SHITFIRE!!!!The pin… 1.. 2.. 3.. NOO!! Chris Avery: Odin just gets the shoulder up!They pick Odin up but he starts fighting out of it with big hands. Euro uppercut. Euro uppercut. Odin turns to go tag Shane but shanes heading towards the ramp. Odin starts yelling at him to get back to the ring. As he turns, gets blindsided by the Pepper Boys. Odin gets mauled by these two hyenas and taken to the mat with stomps. Shane just stands there watching. Chris Avery: Do you think Shane felt the slap was intentional?Billy: Maybe, he hit the barricade pretty hard.Odin reaches out to Shane but Shane looks conflicted. They pull Odin to the center of the ring and each take a turnbuckle. WHAM! Breeding Cattle! The pin.. 1.. Chris Avery: Whats Shane doing?2… Billy: Shane hit the ring..3.. NOOOO!!! Billy: Shane broke it up!Chris Avery: He’s fighting off Bud. He’s fighting off Buck. The ref fights for control but gets it.Shane to his corner. The Peppers to theirs. Bud comes at Odin as he gets to his feet.. BIG TIME CHOKESLAM! Odin crawls to the tag.. TAG! Chris Avery: He does it! Shane Borderland is back in this match!Quick right hand to Bud. Another.. Another.. In rolls Buck.. Another.. Shane: LETS FUCKIN GO! Buck gets up and runs but gets dropped with a snap powerslam. Bucks rolls out of the ring. Shane turns his attention to Bud.. WHAM! Chris Avery: INFUSION! That devastating running punt kick!NOOO!! Bud moved out of the way at the last moment. Shane turns and kicks Bud in the gut and twists him up with a wrist lock. Bud struggles to get out of it. WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER! Billy: ELITE VELOCITY!Chris Avery: That’s it, its over!The pin.. 1.. 2.. 3.. !!!! Chris Avery: They did it! Odin and Shane have won their second match together and Shane Borderland shows us just the kind of technically sound athlete that he is!Odin gets in the to celebrate. They raise each others arms and celebrate as Bud and buck collect themselves outside the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:22:29 GMT -5
Backstage with the new tag team!
Odin and Shane come back through the curtain together and are met by Jade Reily. Jade: Odin, Shane, it’s been two weeks and you’ve had some uneasy ground. Neither of you knew what was up. Did tonight against The Pepper Farm Boys prove anything to you guys? Shane, when Odin needed you, seem conflicted but you came back. What changed?Shane: It’s like what we’ve each been saying - the past is the past and I recognize in Odin that we each share that old school wrestling mentality. Accidents are accidents and I know he wants to win just as much as I want too. Being a tag team wasnt what I had in mind when I came here but this is fine. I know that we’ll do great things. We’re putting everyone on notice. Jade: Odin, your thoughts.Odin: I’m ready to get with Shane and do what we can. While we’re here and we’re put in these matches, we’re going to go through it. That's what professionals do. That's what old school does. Back in the day - Shane: The Genesis of pro wrestling, that's what this is, Jade. With all this social media hype and high spots and fuckin marks in the ring doing all this dumb shit - its great - AW is the mecha, fantastic but at the end of the day, this is the sport of Pro Wrestling and this is Genesis of that rebirth that we’re going to usher in. Believe that. Jade: So Genesis, huh? I like it.Odin: That's Day one shit, Jade. We’re gonna put on pure wrestling clinics.Jade: Well boys, we look forward to seeing more of you. Best of luck.Odin and Shane walk off as the scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:23:06 GMT -5
NARRATOR: Tonight, on CELEBRITY BIIIIIIIIIG BROOOOOOOTHERRRRR!!
We’re down to the final seven, and current head of household LISSIE HOPE had nominated CHRIS HANSEN and TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG for EVICTION! But when ISAIAH RASHAD won the GOLDEN POWER OF VETO, he threw a BONE in Lissie's grand plan and removed TRIUMPH from the eviction block, forcing Lissie to nominate a replacement! She settled on nominating ALLIANCE MEMBER and Twitch streamer KATHLEEN “LOSERFRUIT” BELSTEN in her place as a pawn to ensure the former CATCH A PREDATOR star is sent PACKING! This has caused a CRACK in the dominant BB-BLACKHEARTS all-girls alliance of Lissie, BHAD BHABIE, and Kathleen - and apparently, actress NIA LONG – but Lissie has assured Kathleen that she has the votes for her to remain in the game! But has this CAUSED an irreparable FRACTURE in the BB-Blackhearts stranglehold of the house?? FIND OUT TONIGHT… ON CELEBRITY BIIIIIIIG BROOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRR!!!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:23:53 GMT -5
Best of 7 Series Match #2Bruce Cheeks vs. Addy A(c) Chris Avery: This is match two of a best of seven series for the Television Championship, and history has a chance to be made tonight!Billy: Bruce Cheeks doesn’t want to be a footnote in this accolade, Chris! He wants to be the one to stop it from happening!Chris Avery: Downfall’s record-setting 110-day reign as Television Champion could be broken tonight if the Baddest Bitch of Action Wrestling, Addy A, can get past Bruce Cheeks for a second time!Billy: Just in time for Awards Season, Chris, Addy A making the record books would be a hell of a kickoff to the festivities!Chris Avery: Let;s get this underway!Lights. Camera. And Action. That Smell begins to play. Fans are on their feet happy to see Bruce Cheeks otherwise known as Bottoms Up to his fans. Classic Bruce maneuver when he steps out from backstage double fisting two bottles of locally brewed beer. His long, wet black hair draped wildly down his back and over his shoulders, mixing in with his thick, wet hairy chest and slightly but not grossly hairy back. He chugs one of the beers with excitement. Adilene Floyd: The following match is for the Television Championship! The challenger hails from Butte, Montana… he is 6’1 and 315 pounds… he is BRUCE CHEEKS!! Suds stain his long, thick, wet beard. He runs his fingers through the beard before pulling and stroking it, mixing the beer into his coarse, wet hair. The fans yell, “BRUCE IS THE MAN! BOTTOMS UP!” Bruce can’t argue. He hands his empty beer bottle to a woman in the front row and tells her that he’ll see her later. She smiles, very excited. Bruce flicks his tongue at her before making his way to the ring. He’s a big man but he’s also very athletic, leaping onto the apron and hopping over the top rope and into the ring. Water from the wet hair covering his body flies around. He stomps over the mat, pacing and drinking his beer. The fans yell, “BOTTOMS UP!” Bruce spins, facing the camera and he flicks his tongue out multiple times to a huge ovation. The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening beats of "Focus" by Kashmir echoes around the arena. "Brakes on please." The arena arena start flashing between between the pink and the normal arena white light with each rapid beat of the the song as the first verse punctuates the rabid noise of the crowd. "Brakes on, please Focus, freez Ain't no other bitch in this world dealer than me (uhn uhn) C'mon, I got too much of a lead" Addy A enters the arena and stands on the stage as the venue goes dark except for the single pink light focused on her at the top of the ramp. "C'mon, I got too much of a lead And at your speed, it's hard to say you fuckin with me" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "Fall back and hit your head bitch or come up dead bitch The war ain't over 'til I come up wit your head bitch" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand, before heading down the steel to the ring. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... She is the ACTION WRESTLING TELEVISION CHAMPION… ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As theme continues continues, on the way to the ring Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Chris Avery: Oh boy, here we go!Billy: These two have three things they both love! They both love drinking beer!Chris Avery: They both love being a champion!Billy: AND BUTTS! THEY BOTH LOVE BUTTS!Chris Avery: That they do, Billy!Billy: I LOVE BUTTS! WE ALL LOVE BUTTS!Chris Avery: Settle down there. I think the title comes first, the butts are the last thing on their mind.Billy: WELL THEY’RE ALWAYS THE FIRST THING ON MINE!Bruce Cheeks stands in the middle of the ring with a devilish smirk on his face as Addy eyes him without a shred of being intimidated. Bruce rubs his belly to try and psych her out, but Addy goes with it and turns, giving herself a smack on the ass. Bruce’s eyes light up as he approaches her, his mind racing far away from the match at hand, and Addy takes advantage by spinning on a dime and connecting with a roundhouse head kick! She’s not satisfied with just having the first strike, as she continues with a flurry of boots to his chest and face as he crawls to the corner, seeking cover! The referee gets in Addy’s way to warn her and this allows Bruce to pull himself up in the corner! Chris Avery: Fast action here to start by Addy, but what is this ref doing?? Addy has to use her quickness and agression here!Billy: I dunno, Chris - maybe he’s a Downfall fan??Bruce Cheeks gets back to his feet after this distraction and Addy guns for him again, this time pulling him into her with a clinch. She drives knee after knee after knee into his body, before double underhooking his arms… but Cheeks reverses it into a double underhook of his own! Bruce lifts her up into the air and drops her back across his knee with a double underhook backbreaker! Cheeks gets back to his feet and gives Addy a hard kick in the ribs as she tries to crawl back to his feet. Chris Avery: Wow! Cheeks is not playing around anymore!Billy: If anyone can take this punishment with a smile on her face, it’s Addy A!Cheeks lifts Addy back to her feet by the hair and drives a hard knee into her ribs before hooking him up and bringing him down with a snap suplex. Cheeks wastes no time in following up this move by locking in an armbar. Addy shouts in pain from the hold, but manages to wiggle her legs around to get the rope to break the hold. Cheeks keeps on the hold anyway, as the referee is incredibly slow in counting to two. Chris Avery: Whoa! Again?? Bruce Cheeks is getting away with a lot here tonight!Billy: Does this referee have a bet on the record??Addy shakes her arm out and gets back up to her feet, but Cheeks is right on top of her again, grabbing the arm and pulling her in - the back of her head is between his legs, and he moves his body around very grossly. He then grabs her by the tights, pulling them far into a wedgie! He slaps her on the butt before lifting her up into a piledriver! He makes the pin! Chris Avery: This could do it! New champion!Billy: Why only beat her when you can humiliate her??1… 2… 3– NO! Addy kicks out! The fans go wild as Bruce was already in celebration mode. He mouths some words to the ref but doesn’t notice Addy roll him into a small package! 1… 2… 3– but Bruce kicks out! Bruce flings himself forward with a lariat but Addy ducks underneath it and hits a chin breaker! Cheeks grabs at his face and tries a double axehandle but Addy evades it and connects with a spinning backfist! Cheeks bounces off the ropes defensively and right back into powerslam! Chris Avery: HOW THE HELL DID ADDY GET HIM OVER!Billy: She’s the toughest cookie in this company… and HOLY SHITFIRE!Addy maintains her positioning with Cheeks flattened on his back… and SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HIS DICK! Chris Avery: THE GOOD OL DICK TWIST!Billy: OH MY GOD!!Bruce Cheeks is squealing and squirming as Addy grips him and won’t let go, digging her nails into his skin! Chris Avery: IS THIS A SUBMISSION??Billy: THE REFEREE ISN’T STOPPING IT! IT MUST BE!And just like that… BRUCE CHEEKS TAPS! HE TAPS OUT! DING DING DING!!! Adilene Floyd: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH… AND STILL AW TELEVISION CHAMPION… AND NOW… THE LONGEST REIGNING TELEVISION CHAMPION IN ACTION WRESTLING HISTORY… ADDY AAAAAAAAA!!!! The fans erupt in cheers as Addy jumps to her feet, excited to grab her belt! Cheeks rolls out of the ring in agony, hunched over and clutching his jewels. Addy grabs a confetti cannon and shoots it into the audience, celebrating her historic win! Chris Avery: You know, I thought this referee had malicious intent… but he just seemed like he sucked at the job.Billy: Either way, Addy A is STILL the Television Champion! We fade to a commercial break about safe teen sex.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:25:40 GMT -5
Backstage!
Jill Park is seen storming down a hallway until she comes to a stop in front of a door that reads “Clash General Manager: Alexander Pasternak: she smirks before barging into the office. Alexander Pasternak: Yeah, come right in.His voice was dripping with sarcasm. Jill shrugged it off. Jill Park: Soooo have you come to a decision?Alexander Pasternak: What are you talking about?Jill Park: Well, I would say 2 or 3 months. Really, it should be 4, but I don’t think you’re that harsh.Pasternak groans as he leans back in the chair. Alexander Pasternak: Jill. What the hell are you talking about?Jill tilts her head at him. She is in shock he is not following her train of thought. Jill Park: You’re serious.Pasternak shrugs. Jill Park: Ugh. Wow.Alexander Pasternak: Well? Jill Park: WELLLL…
She says mockingly.Jill Park: OBVIOUSLY I’m talking about Alice Gemini. She BRUTALLY ASSAULTED ME. YOUR United States Champion. THE Women’s Champion. All-In briefcase holder. A BONAFIDE future Hall of Famer. Easily. She tried to hurt me; injure me. She tried to TAKE ME OUT. SO I think the only REASONABLE course of action is forfeit her shot at the United States Championshiip on January 2nd. Matter of fact, it was all pretty jarring. I think it’s only fair to cancel that title defense altogether. And on top of it, like I said, Alice Gemini needs to be suspended.Alexander Pasternak: Oh, you think so?Jill nods. Jill Park: Absolutely. Need I remind you, that I am the only star that is required to show up on both brands? I am carrying the banner not just on Monday Night Clash, but CruiserClash as well, and lord knows they need it. On top of that I have a GUARANTEED World Title match- No, I need to stop being soo humble. I have a guaranteed World Title reign in this here briefcase, whenever I want. SO you need to protect your investment. You need to protect your top draw.Pasternak leans backward again, thinking. He quickly leans forward again. Alexander Pasternak: No. I’m not going to do that. Alice has been sent home for the night, as a precaution. But the match is not off. It will happen. You will defend the United States Championship, on January 2nd, against Alice Gemini. You should leave now.Jill stomps her feet and scoffs at the General Manager. Jill Park: Joey Bunga would never!She storms out of the office.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:26:23 GMT -5
Holiday Mayhem Street Fight Sam Kidsgrove vs. Roman Gunn vs. Regan Voorhees vs. Jonnny Cedrone
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash! You see inside the ring, Roman Gunn is ready to rock and roll!Chris Avery: Holiday Mayhem Street Fight? This could be good!After a few moments of pause, there's a familiar riff of a heavy guitar. The voice of Brent Smith eventually hits the PA system as strobe lights, spotlights and all other kinda lights swirl all over the arena. Two spotlights centre on the ramp entrance. "Black Line. For the Ninth Time. I'm on a first name basis with the afterlife. And there's a feelin', when you're the demon I dug myself out of the dead for a reason." Two things happen simultaneously, the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Sam Kidsgrove and Zooey saunter out to the spotlight. They savour the atmosphere, looking around at all the screaming fans. Sam looks at Zooey, she looks back. They both nod and start power walking to the motherfucking ring. "And I'm never running, so try it again, Starting it over right back at the end. When's the last time you were afraid? I haven't been afraid a day in my life.". Pyro goes off at this point and the chorus of the song begins. Kidsgrove and Zooey take this cue to walk down the ramp, making sure that wherever they go they interact with the fans. "The dead don't die, the heart still beats Head held high, I haunt these streets Life's killed me a hundred thousand times You can try, you can try, but the dead don't die" When they get to the ring, Kidsgrove stares ahead into the ring, psyching himself up silently as he contemplates the fight. He takes a look at Zooey, who kisses him on the cheek and slides into the ring. Ignoring everyone in the ring he climbs the turnbuckle, looking over at the fans who are chanting his name. He pounds his chest as if to say thank you to all the fans and remains there, refusing to look at his opponent until the referee calls for the match to start. Billy: Kidsgrove in the ring and rea-Chris Avery: WAIT A MINUTE!Roman hits a BIG DOG superman punch and knocks Kidsgrove out of the ring through the ropes! Roman gets out of the ring and follows Kidsgrove and slams him into the ring post! Billy: Roman starting early!!The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out...
REGAN VOORHEES
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias. Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell. Roman whips Kidsgrove-NO, he reverses it and whips Roman into the railing!! Billy: GOD DAMN! KIDSGROVE TAKING IT TO ROMAN!Regan is laughing but she isn't getting into that shit and The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Billy: And here comes King Shit's Cedrone!!Chris Avery: King Shit already not having the greatest night!Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. DING DING DING Cedrone and Regan tie up as Kidsgrove is throwing punch after punch on Roman on the outside! Roman kicks Kidsgrove off and Kidsgrove grabs a steel chair and slams it on the back of Roman as he stumbles into the announcers table! Meanwhile in the ring Cedrone has Regan up but she flips down behind him and rolls him up! One! Cedrone kicks out and gets to his feet as Regan charges but Cedrone flips Regan over his back over the top rope and she crashes down onto the apron BUT she stays put! She gets back to her feet and Cedrone hits a flying forearm and knocks her off and she crashes down onto Kidsgrove taking him down! Billy: The action has spilled right here in front of us!Cedrone gets out of the ring and picks up a christmas present giftwrapped box and slams it onto Romans head!! Chris Avery: JESUS!Cedrone is speared by Kidsgrove who takes him down! Roman stumbles up and Regan grabs him by the back of the pants and head and shove him into the ring! Regan slides in and Roman stumbles up and Regan schoolboys Roman! One! Two! Roman kicks out! Regan is already up and hits the one knee codebreaker!! Billy: THE BELLE RINGER!!Roman is knocked down and Regan covers! ONE!! TWO!! KIDSGROVE DRAGS REGAN OUT! HE HAS ANOTHER GIFT WRAPPED BOX AND SLAMS IT INTO REGANS FACE!! Billy: OHHH myyyy!!Kidsgrove slides in and Roman is up and Kidsgrove charges at him in the corner and hits the TAKE-TWO!! Billy: THATS A HELL OF A KICK!Roman is out and Kidsgrove covers! ONE!! TWO!! CEDRONE DRAGS KIDSGROVE OUT OF THE RING!! Billy: AND ITS BROKEN UP!!Cedrone slams Kidsgrove on the apron head first and then whips him into the ring apron! Cedrone slides in and hits a belly to belly side suplex on Roman! Cedrone gets back up to his feet and hits the ROYAL FLUSH!! Billy: OHHH ROMAN IS OUT!Cedrone covers! ONE!! TWO!! REGAN AND KIDSGROVE DRAG CEDRONE OUT OF THE RING!! Billy: OHHHH ITS NOT OVER!!Chris Avery: I LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS!The three of them trade strikes and blows until Kidsgrove lays both of them out and grabs a table from under the ring and slides it into the ring! Roman comes over for a stomp on Kidsgrove and picks him up throwing him through the ropes out of the ring again! The table is picked up and set up in the corner! Roman slides his hand on the table and is ready to destroy someone like the big dog that he s. Roman gets out of the ring and picks up Regan but she kicks him in the stomach! Cedrone knees Roman too! Kidsgrove gets up and punches at Roman too! The three of them pick up Roman.. Billy: WHOA THEY GOT HIM UP!!THEY SHIELD POWERBOMB ROMAN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Chris Avery: HOLYYYY SHITT!! THE BIG DOG JUST GOT PUT DOWN!!Roman is in the table debris as the three of them celebrate and pose! They all slide into the ring and continue fighting! Billy: This truly is Holiday Mayhem! Cedrone picks up Kidsgrove on his shoulders but Kidsgrove gets out of it and shoves Cedrone off but Cedrone hits a clothesline on Regan! Cedrone turns around and lets Kidsgrove charge into Regan into the corner! Cedrone grabs Kidsgrove and moonsaults him back with a crazy high angle German Suplex! Cedrone stands up and catches Regan with a powerslam! He covers! One! Two! Kidsgrove stomps on Cedrone just in time! He picks up Cedrone and hits a brainbuster! He goes for the cover! One! Two! Regan breaks it up and picks up Kidsgrove and slaps him across the face, and then rattraps him into a pinfall! One! Two! Kidsgrove kicks out! Billy: What a sequence of events!Chris Avery: I loved every second of it!Roman slides into the ring as he goes for the big dog spear but Kidsgrove kicks him in the head stumbling him back! Kidsgrove whips Roman into the ropes but Roman comes back with a jumping clothesline on Kidsgrove! Billy: Whoa!!Roman gets up and clotheslines Regan out of the ring over the top rope! Chris Avery: Damn!Roman turns around and back body drops Cedrone over the top rope! Billy: There we go!Roman lines Kidsgrove up who is standing in front of the table set up in the corner! Billy: OH NO!ROMAN GOES FOR THE BIG DOG SPEAR and KIDSGROVE MOVES AND ROMAN SPEARS THROUGH THE TABLE! Billy: ROMAN JUST CRASHED THROUGH THE TABLE!!Chris Avery: THE SECOND ONE IN THIS MATCH!Roman shakes it off like the big dog and turns around and Kidsgrove is bouncing off the ropes with a BOX OFFICE SMASH! Billy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!Kidsgrove covers Roman! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! Billy: WHAT A WIN!The crowd pops as Kidsgrove gets up off of Roman Gunn and stands up with his arm raised in victory! Chris Avery: Never forget the crazy personal rivalry that Kidsgrove and Roman had months ago too where Roman was calling Kidsgrove out over Hollywood projects!Billy: Kidsgrove puts a bow on his 2022 year with a massive win here in the Holiday Mayhem Street Fight!The crowd keeps cheering as Kidsgrove is now high-fiving some of the fans in the front row! We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:27:37 GMT -5
Oh Shit! Heres More!
Scene switches backstage to find Downfall walking through the parking lot between a row of cars. He's wearing a hoodie under his leather coat, with the hood pulled up over his head, and he seems to be getting ready to walk into the arena. The Hardcore title belt is nowhere in sight, as he isn't carrying his bag with him. Suddenly, Corey Black comes up from behind him and clubs him over the back, making Downfall stumble forward. Black grips Downfall's head and bounces it off the side of a car window. Downfall keeps walking, and Black grips his head again and walks him out a little ways, throwing him across the hood of a car. Black screams in Downfall's face for a moment. Black: WE'RE NOT DONE! I TOLD YOU, WE'RE NOT DONE!!Black lifts Downfall back up and grips him by the head, but Downfall begins elbowing Black in the gut repeatedly. Downfall turns and begins firing away at Black with right hands, backing him up into the main aisle, and then he wraps his arms around Black and dumps him right on his neck with a suplex. Black shouts in pain and holds his lower back. Chris Avery: That's unforgiving concrete right there Black landed on.Downfall walks around Black, giving him a series of stomps to the limbs. He lifts Black up and gives him several clubs to the back. He walks Black over to a concrete support pillar and grips one of his arms, wrapping it around the pillar, then he pulls Black forward with force into the pillar, and Black smashes into it face first. Downfall pulls Black into the column again, then as Black falls limply down Downfall walks around, lifting him up by the hair and walking him over to a pile of old, used tires by a dumpster. Downfall grips Black by the back of his hair and his pants and flings Black into the stacks of tires, spilling them over. Downfall lifts a tire up, and as Black starts to get to his feet, Downfall runs the tire forward into Black's head, knocking him backward. Chris Avery: That is certainly the first time I've ever seen a tire used as a weapon.Billy: Hey, he's got a spare tire like you're packing down there, Avery.Chris Avery: I... I don't have time to go to the gym anymore!Downfall lifts Black up and opens the lid of the dumpster, and lays Black's head across the edge of it, before slamming the lid shut across his back and neck. Black falls out, limply. Downfall lifts Black up and starts walking him back towards the cars, but Black breaks free and rakes Downfall's eyes. Downfall shouts in pain, blinded, and then Black grips his arm and irish whips him so that he hits, lower back first, into the front grille of a nearby SUV. Billy: Some soccer mom is gonna have to call Allstate to get that taken care of, but they have a sweet accident forgiveness plan.Black lifts Downfall up and goes to give him a DDT onto the concrete, but Downfall backdrops his way out of it. Black gets up, holding his lower back, and Downfall picks up an orange safety cone and cracks Black over the head with it. Black stumbles back, not injured, but dazed. Downfall then tackles him into the fender of a nearby truck. Black shouts and holds his back, and Downfall wraps his arms around Black's midsection and runs him back into the truck again. Downfall grips Black by the back of the head, and goes to dash his face into the hood of the car, but Black straightens his arms, catching himself. He then proceeds to smack Downfall's head off the hood, and he does this several more times. Downfall slumps against the side of the car, and Black opens the front door. Billy: What kind of idiot leaves their car unlocked these days?Chris Avery: Isn't that your rental car?Billy: ...WHAT.Black drags Downfall over and places him halfway inside the car. Then, he takes the door and shuts it on Downfall's shoulder and back. Downfall screams in pain, and he staggers out, using the car to hold himself up. As he does, Black nails him in the side of the head with a devastating boot. Black lifts Downfall up and pulls him up onto the hood of Billy's car, lays him over his shoulders and nails an Air Raid Crash/Taking the Ransom, smashing Downfall over the windshield! The front suspension of the car dips down. Chris Avery: Ouch... I wonder how you'll explain that.Billy: Now I'll never get my deposit back, F---!!Downfall lays on the hood of the car, stunned. Black looks around, then glances at a large, jacked up pickup truck in the spot next to Billy's car. He climbs over and gets on the hood of the car, looking down at Downfall, still sprawled on the hood of the car, and then he flies off with a leg drop across the throat of Downfall. The car dips dangerously downwards. Billy (horrified): ...Why me?Chris Avery: That car's suspension might be broken!!Billy: You aren't helping!Black pulls himself up. He rolls Downfall off the hood. Walking Downfall over, he slams him into the concrete side of a flight of steps leading up to an exit and throws him against the wall. Downfall stumbles backwards, and Black boots his knee out, making him drop to one knee. Downfall, having absorbed a tremendous amount of punishment, nonetheless still is attempting to get to all fours, and Black, posing behind him, attempts to rush in for the Beheading, but Downfall ducks under it, and Black goes forward into the concrete wall as well. Black stumbles back and Downfall gives him a snap dragon suplex. Black shouts in pain and holds his neck, because Downfall dropped him right on the point of his neck and shoulder right on the concrete. Downfall, although stumbling and blinking, suddenly looks down at Corey Black with murder in his eyes. A frenzied Downfall boots Black a few times, then lifts Black up and bounces his head off the rail of the steps. Black holds his face, in pain. Downfall boots Black in the gut and gives him a DDT right onto the concrete steps. Corey flops around like a fish and holds his jaw, almost as if it's broken. Chris Avery: These two men have beaten the hell out of each other!Downfall lifts up a nearby steel trashcan, empties it out over Black's back, covering him with trash, and then smashes it across his back as he starts to get up. Downfall eggs Black to get up, as he backs up a few steps, and he comes running forward with the trashcan, but Black gets his leg up and boots it back into Downfall's face. Black rests on the steps for a moment, as Downfall is on all fours, checking his face for blood. Black pulls himself up, as does Downfall, and Downfall fires a right hand at Black that makes him stumble back up the steps. Black fights back with a right of his own and the two men exchange punches, going back and forth, as they fight up the steps over the parking lot. As they get to the top, Black knees Downfall in the gut and bounces his head off the rail, and begins trying to throw Downfall over the rail. Finally, Downfall comes back by punching Corey right in the throat with an uppercut. Corey stumbles back a few steps, and drops to one knee. Downfall staggers forward but Corey gives him a kick to the groin and a short flatliner that smacks Downfall face first into a concrete support pillar on the wall. Downfall is barely able to stand and he squeaks down the pillar. Corey, disdaining any other moves, now wraps both his hands around Downfall's throat and begins trying to choke the life out of him. However, Downfall begins elbowing Black in the side of the head. Black holds on and brings Downfall in and repeatedly elbows him until he falls limp, and then he throws Downfall with force forward, sending him tumbling down the flight of steps. Chris Avery: Oh my god!Black walks down the steps, stalking Downfall. He lifts Downfall up in a front facelock, and clubs him relentlessly over the back. Downfall drops to his knees. Black walks over and picks up a length of steel pipe. He lifts it up and measures Downfall with it, as Downfall rests on the hood of a sports car. Black swings it at Downfall, but misses as Downfall ducks and Black smashes in a window. Chris Avery: Look at all the damage they're causing in the parking lot!Billy: Oh I know, believe me, I know. Wonder if they'll buy that I hit a deer...Black aims the pipe at Downfall, but Downfall ducks a swing, boots Black in the gut to make him drop the pipe, and then he picks the pipe up, eyeing it with interest. He runs forward, trying for a momentum shot that would nail a home run off Corey's head, but Corey grabs the incoming Downfall and flips him with a judo toss that sends Downfall sailing over the hood of the car and smashing into the windshield with incredible force, breaking the glass. Now Corey Black, staring down at Downfall, seems ready to up the ante. Corey Black: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!Downfall is already crawling around, shaking the cobwebs out, but trickles of blood are running down his forehead from being hurled into the windshields of these cars. And Corey Black is moving around the car to find something that he obviously had waiting for just this moment... an instantly recognizable red plastic cannister of gasoline. Corey Black, with malicious intent, uncaps the gas cannister and begins pouring it all over the hood of the car, and all over Downfall! Corey Black: I'M MOTHERF---ING DEATHPROOF!Chris Avery: This is going too far!! These men have passed the point of simple violence, they're trying to end each other week after week!Billy: Corey Black is really kicking it up a notch tonight!! Corey Black: AND YOU AREN'T!So saying this, Black extracts a lighter from his pocket! A silver flip lighter, that he flips open and lets a sinister flame leap into the air, toying with it before he moves to touch the lighter to the puddles of gasoline soaking Downfall's clothes and the hood of the car! But then, security and stage hands, responding to calls of a brawl in the parking lot, come swarming in again, and they grab on to Corey, pinning his arms down and making him close the lighter, taking it away from him Corey Black: LET GO OF ME, DAMMIT!Chris Avery: Once again, security has been called in to try and contain this violent ongoing battle between Black and Downfall.Downfall, dazed, peels himself out of the glass, bloodied from the impact, and he crawls to his feet, his jacket dripping with blood and gasoline, but he sees Corey Black being restrained and something in him snaps again and he rushes forward, trying to break through the line. However, security won't let Downfall get close enough, but the bloody Downfall tries to pull himself free. Corey Black is more or less free of being held back by this point, but he points and shouts at Downfall "THIS ISN'T OVER, IT WON'T BE OVER UNTIL YOU REPAY IN BLOOD!"The scene switches back to a very serious Avery and Billy. Chris Avery: This bloody, violent war between Downfall and Corey Black is continuing to escalate, and it's just getting uglier every week... Downfall could really have been hurt tonight.Billy: Did you see what he did to Black two weeks ago with the crowbar?? Do you think Corey Black is gonna stop coming for him??
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:30:56 GMT -5
In The Office!
We come into the office with Alexander Pasternak, the General Manager and of course Danny Powers is there too. Powers: So you think we have a good card for the season premiere? I sort of know what Bunga is planning but it's all about seeing what happens after CruiserClash 100!Alexander Pasternak: Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I think I have a good idea of what I'm going to do. I think I have a good idea for the World Championship match to kick off 2023 too!Powers: What about this Hardcore title issue. Corey Black and Downfall have been trying to murd- Alexander Pasternak: Exactly, and because of the murder attempts, I can't put it on CBS. I can't have that match on the season premiere, no way! I'm going to have to figure something out. But how the hell do I tell them?Powers: Yeah, good luck on that one.Pasternak and Powers shuffle some papers when the scene fades to the next match..
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 12, 2022 22:31:31 GMT -5
Wesley & Carter Shaw vs. The Supermarks(c)
We come back from commercial! Billy: Well! This should be fun!The lights go out and the guitar riff picks up on Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross and it shoots straight into the hook and the lights come on with a farty pyro blast on the stage and both Markersons are on the stage posing! The crowd cheers as they are introduced! Adilene Floyd: From Las Vegas, Nevada at a combined weight of 450 pounds, Mark and Marky Markerson, the Supermarks!They're coming down the ramp already pointing at themselves and giving a fe- Chris Avery: WAIT!Wesley and Shaw attack down the ramp on the Supermarks!! Billy: THEY'RE BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND! Marky is thrown down on the ramp by Wesley as Mark is lifted up on to Shaws shoulders and flipped down with a death valley driver on the cold, unforgiving steel ramp! Billy: MY GOD!!Marky is lifted up off the mat and Shaw kicks him in the back lunging him forward into a SPINEBUSTER from Wesley! Chris Avery: AND THE SUPERMARKS ARE PUT DOWN ON THE COLD STEEL RAMP!Wesley and Shaw continue to take matters in their own hands and throw both Mark and Marky into the ring! Wesley and Shaw get on the apron but Supermarks return with a SUPERKICK TO BOTH! Billy: SUPERKICK!WESLEY AND SHAW ARE STUNNED! THE SUPERMARKS HIT SUPERKICKS AGAIN!! Chris Avery: A SECOND SUPERKICK!!Wesley and Shaw fall off the ring apron down to the mats! Mark hits the ropes and comes back and springboards up to the top rope and then shooting star presses down onto Wesley and Shaw! Billy: My God!! What a shooting star press!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT!Marky goes to the top rope on the turnbuckles as Mark is punching both Wes and Shaw and they turn around and MARKY JUMPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLES WITH A 450 SPLASH LANDING DOWN ON TOP OF WESLEY AND SHAW! Billy: HOLY SHITFIRE!!Chris Avery: THIS IS A WILD START TO THIS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH!!Mark lifts up Wesley and rolls him into the ring and slides in after him! The official calls for the bell! DING DING DING Chris Avery: And this match is underway!Mark hits a chop on Wes and another chop! He shoves him into the turnbuckles and whips him across but Wes lifts himself up and MArk catches him on his shoulder and then front flips him into the turnbuckles like a tree of woe! Mark hits the opposite corner and comes back but crashes into the ring post on a baseball slide! Wes flips off the turnbuckles and grabs Mark and lifts him up for a suplex but Mark gets out of it and rolls Wes up from behind! One! Tw- Wes kicks out! Billy: Not just yet! I can't believe this match is even happening!Mark grabs Wes and walks him over and tags in his brother. Marky gets up on the top rope and comes down with a dropkick on Wes from the top rope! Marky now in control and backrakes the back of Wes as Shaw wants a tag bad! Wes can't get there as he's whipped to the ropes from Mark who hits a spinning crossbody! He covers! One! TWo! Billy: Wesley kicks out!Wes reaches for a tag but Marky kicks the hand down onto the mat! Marky taunts at Shaw but he turns around and picks up Wes! He chops him onto the chest not once, not twice, not even three fucking times and like why are you reading this, but anyways he chops that old fuck a fourth time! He whips him into the ropes and goes for a hurricanarana or something but Wes caught him mid-air and slams him down with a sitout powerbomb! Billy: SITOPUT POWERBOMB!Chris Avery: JUST WHAT WES NEEDED TO MAKE A TAG!Wes and Marky both want to tag but Wes gets to Shaw first! The crowd actually pops as Shaw comes into the ring and hits a clothesline on Marky! He knocks Mark off the apron! He turns around and hits another clothesline on Marky flipping him in the ring crashing him down! Shaw rushes across the ring and hits a baseball slide dropkick on Mark to the outside! Billy: SHAW IS ON FIRE!Shaw slides back in and ducks under the superkick from Marky and hits the ropes and comes back with a spear!! He covers! One! Two! Mark breaks it up with a stomp to the back of Shaw! Mark turns around and Wes whips him into the ropes! Mark bounces off the ropes and Wes pops Mark up into the air and Shaw hits a cutter!! Billy: THREE-D!!Chris Avery: WHAT A TAG TEAM MOVE!Mark rolls to the corner as Marky is slowly standing up! Shaw grabs Marky from behind and lifts him up like a German Suplex but Wes catches Marky and holds him upo on his shoulder as Shaw goes to the apron! He jumps up and springboards to the top rope and comes in with THE AUTOGRAPH KNOCKING MARKY OFF WES SHOULDERS! Billy: HOLY SHIT!Chris Avery: THAT MIGHT DO IT!Shaw and Wes turn around and Mark springboards to the top rope for one last desparation move but Shaw catches him and holds him as Wes comes in with a roaring elbow knocking Mark out of Shaws graps! Wesley grabs Mark as Shaw picks up Marky.. Shaw hits a BRAINBUSTER as Wesley hits his spinning fisherman driver! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!They both pin and the official counts! One! Two! .. THREE! DING DING DING Billy: WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!Chris Avery: SHAW AND WESLEY ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OH MY GOD WHAT THE SHIT?!The crowd boos, cheers, reacts heavy and hot as fuck as Wesley and Shaw stand up and the official raises their hands! Billy: WHAT AN INSANE NIGHT! THE SUPERMARKS WON THE TAG TEAM TITLES AT THE START OF THE SHOW AND NOW, 2 HOUR LATER THEY'RE NO LONGER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!Chris Avery: WESLEY AND SHAW FOUGHT TO A TIME LIMIT DRAW AT TURMOIL 2 WEEKS AGO AND NOW THEY'RE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!?Wes and Shaw grab the tag titles and hold up the belts in separate corners! Billy: DO THEY EVEN GET ALONG!?Chris Avery: I DON'T THINK SO!Billy: OH MY GOD!The crowd continues roaring with reactions as Wes and Shaw hold the Tag Titles tight. We fade to a commercial.
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