Unsanctioned Match
Dandy DiVito vs. "ill" Jill Park
Billy: And up next…SHITFIRE! It’s the UNSANCTIONED MATCH BETWEEN JILL PARK AND DANDY DIVITO!Chris Avery: Right you are, Billy! These two have been at each others throats, ever since Uprising. When Jill Park won the All-In Ladder match and it looked like, thanks to Bozo wiping out World Champion Gerard Angelo, that Jill Park was about to cash in that very night-in fact she’s confirmed as much! Dandy DiVito would spoil that by attacking Park, and even spent weeks trying to humiliate her in every way he could think of-even making it seem like Park’s own partner, Regan Voorhees, was on DiVito’s side! Of course that wasn’t the case, and Regan helped her in a win against DiVito!Billy: Hahahahahhaha! But that wasn’t the end, Chris! These two cost each other their first round Turmoil matches!Chris Avery: That’s right, Billy! The latter of which saw Jill Park brutally attack Dandy DiVito with the All-In briefcase, and it’s been well documented that Action Wrestling medical staff WOULD NOT clear him for this match. But the hatred these two have developed for one another, we had to know it would come down to this.“AND NOW…” A loud, booming voiceover begins…
“SHE is the Action Wrestling UNITED STATES CHAMPION…
SHE is the Action Wrestling WOMEN’S CHAMPION…
SHE was the runner up of the 2022 Havoc Rumble…
SHE was the winner of the 2022 Glory Tournament…
SHE was the winner of the biggest Clash Main Event…OF ALLLLL TIIIIIMEEEEE….
SHE is the ALLLLLL INNNNNN briefcase winner…
SHE is the star of Paramount+’s hit reality series ‘License to Jill’...
She is… JILLLLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKK!!!”
As the intro to “Cannibal” by Kesha hits, a cloud of smoke envelopes the top of the stage. As the smoke slowly dissipates, Jill Park kneels one one knee, her head bowed. After a moment she throws back her hood as the fans continue to boo hysterically. The AW Women’s title is seen firmly clasped around her waist, the AW United States Championship slung over her left shoulder, and the All-In briefcase held with her right hand. Jill.s demeanour is much more serious and stoic as usual. She solemnly walks down the ramp-DANDY DIVITO RUSHES DOWN THE RAMP AND SMASHES JILL PARK WITH A CHAIR TO THE BACK!
Billy: SHITFIRE! DANDY DIVITO WITH THE ATTACK FROM BEHIND!Jill immediately falls face-first and rolls down the rest of the ramp, near the ring. DiVito slowly walks towards his fallen opponent, shit-eating grin evident on his face. As Jill attempts to stand, getting to all fours, the chair comes crashing down onto her back again! Dandy then slides the chair into the ring, before grabbing Park by the hair and lifting her up…then sending her shoulder-first into the steel ring steps!
Billy: SHITFIRE! Dandy DiVito is all over Jill Park in the early going, all after that blindsided attack!Chris Avery: But what’s going on with Dandy now?After sending Park into the steps, Dandy appears groggy; taking a moment after stumbling a step, before shaking it off. He grabs Park again by the hair, and tosses her into the ring and slides in himself, and the bells rings. Park stumbles to her feet as Dandy grabs the chair again…and SMASHES HER OVER THE HEAD!!!
Billy: SHITFIRE! PARK IS LAID OUT! THIS IS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED!Chris Avery: That’s gotta be it! Dandy DiVito with the ultimate payback! He’s gonna win this match quickly!Grinning wide again, Dandy tosses the chair aside and pins Park, not bothering to hook either leg.
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PARK KICKS OUT!
Billy: PARK KICKS OUT! PARK KICKS OUT!Chris Avery: I thought that was it, and so did this entire building!Dandy rolls his eyes at the ref as Park tries to crawl towards the ropes.
Billy: It looks like that chair shot has busted Jill Park open!
Blood begins to trickle down the forehead of Park, and Dandy grabs hold of her agains hoisting her up by the hair, and hooking in a double underhook. Park squirms and tries to get away but Dandy plants her with double arm DDT ON THE CHAIR!
Billy: SHITFIRE! DDT ON THE CHAIR!This time, Dandy hooks both legs!
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PARK KICKS OUT AGAIN! Dandy looks pissed!
Chris Avery: Jill Park showing how resilient she can be!Billy: AND DANDY IS PISSED!Dandy lifts Park up once more… but she shoves him away…SUPERKICK!
Billy: SHE CAUGHT HIM! SHE CAUGHT HIM! SNOWFLAKE SWATTER!Chris Avery: Both are down!Dandy falls straight back after catching that kick right on the jaw, and Jill collapses after the beating she has already endured. She slowly pulls herself up using the ropes, while Dandy does the same, although he looks alittle out of it. Jill flies across the ring, clothesline Dandy over the top rope, the force of which sends her over as well!
Chris Avery: Both competitors spill to the outside! You have to wonder what condition Dandy DiVito is in! Not to mention Jill Park, who has also taken two hellacious shots to the head already in this match!As both Dandy and Jill are on the floor, Jill is the first to begin moving again. She grabs hold of the barricade to lift herself up. Meanwhile, Dandy is still stirring but seems groggy, and has only been able to get to all fours. Jill quickly darts forward, closing the distance in a flash, and KICKS DANDY RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Billy: SHITFIRE! A brutal kick to the head! Dandy looks to be out!Chris Avery: Jill Park said she was prepared to end this here tonight, and clearly she meant it!Jill looks down at a motionless Dandy DiVito with pure hatred and malice. She then pulls out a table from under the ring to the delight of the crowd! Sliding it under the bottom rope, she slides in after it, and props it up in the corner on the far side of the ring, before going back to Dandy, who still hasn’t moved since taking that brutal kick to the head.
Chris Avery: Dandy DiVito hasn’t moved in several minutes. At this point, I’m sure she could just pin him and end this!Billy: Well, it doesn’t look like she’s ready to do that, Chris!Jill struggles to pull the dead weight of Dandy up, but eventually gets him up, propping him up against the apron, and slowly rolling him under the bottom rope. He is now prone in the ring, and Jill heads up to the top turnbuckle.
Chris Avery: Jill headed up to the top rope, we rarely see her up there…Jill is perched on the top rope with her back to the ring, and Dandy still hasn’t moved. She takes a moment to compose herself before leaping through the air with a corkscrew moonsault…BUT DANDY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
Billy: SHITFIRE! JILL PARK CRASHED AND BURNED!Chris Avery: I don’t know if Dandy DiVito was playing possum or Jill Park simply took too much time, but either way, Dandy may be back in this match!Jill crashes hard and leaps up holding her gut…Dandy pulls himself up and kicks Jill in the gut and lifts her up for a powerbomb…he charges towards the corner and POWERBOMBS JILL PARK THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Billy: SHITFIRE! JILL PARK MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!Chris Avery: But can Dandy DIVito follow up?!After the porwebomb, Dandy collapses to the canvas once more. The crowd begins to chant
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Park slowly rolls out of the corner, just far enough for Dandy to be able to drape his arm over her chest!
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JILL PARK KICKS OUT!
Billy: JILL PARK WILL NOT STAY DOWN!Dandy rolls onto his back, looking up in utter disbelief. Park rolls out of the ring, falling to the floor.
Chris Avery: Jill Park, whether it was on purpose or not, has created at least a little separation by rolling to the outside.Billy: Yeah! But Dandy will not allow that for long!Jill still hurting on the outside, is barely able to get to a seated position before Dandy sluggishly rolls out of the ring himself. He isn’t exactly sure-footed as he stumbles towards Park. As he tries lifting her, she grabs hold of his tights and pulls him forward, and sends him into the steel steps!
Park scrambles to get to her feet, and it is at this point, it is evident she is dawning almost a full crimson mask! She stumbles backward, catching herself on the apron. Dandy is still hurt, leaning on the steel steps.
Chris Avery: Jill Park is to her feet for the first time in minutes!Billy: But she is bleeding profusely, Chris! WAIT WAIT WAIT!In a burst of energy, Jill Park rushes over to Dandy and stands on the bottom section of the disconnected steps. She places Dandy in position for a PILEDRIVER.
Chris Avery: IS SHE GOING TO DO WHAT I THINK SHE’S GOING TO DO?!Billy: SHE’S LOOKING TO END DANDY’S CAREER!With all the strength she can muster, Park slowly lifts Dandy up, his legs kicking wildly before they’re well up in the air…and Park connects with a PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL STEPS!
Billy: SHITFIRE! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! SURELY!Jill again, collapses backward, having used so much strength to lift DiVito up for the fateful blow. She is sat back, gasping for air. Meanwhile, Dandy is motionless and face-down on the floor. It takes Jill several minutes to crawl the mere inches between them, and she even then struggles to roll Dandy onto his back, and she just falls into the pin.
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Billy: SHE GOT HIM!Chris Avery: WAIT! NO! DANDY JUST BARELY GOT A SHOULDER UP!Billy: HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT? DOES DANDY DIVITO HAVE A DEATH WISH?!Jill Park sits back and the look she gives the referee is like she’s seen a ghost! She peers down to see Dandy is also now busted open, nearly an identical cut to the one she dawns on her forehead. Using the referee to get to her feet, Jill steadies herself. She then grabs Dandy up by his hair and laboriously rolls him into the ring. She then spots the All-In briefcase she dropped earlier, when she was attacked from behind. She grabs it and gingerly slides into the ring. She grips the briefcase tightly as she watches Dandy struggle to his feet.
Chris Avery: Jill Park has the briefcase in hand! She’s locked and loaded!Billy: She’s looking to end it here!Dandy stands on wobbily legs, trying to find his footing. He turns as Jill charges with the briefcase aimed for his head…BUT he hits a boot to the midsection!
Billy: SHITFIRE! CARNAGE STUNNER! HE CAUGHT HER!Jill is laid out flat on her back and Dandy is as well! He rolls over, barely getting his hand onto Park’s motionless body!
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Billy: HE’S DONE IT-WAIT NO! JILL PARK GOT A SHOULDER UP!Chris Avery: JILL PARK JUST KICKED OUT OF THE CARNAGE STUNNER! THAT MOVE HAS WON HIM SO MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS! AND PARK KICKED OUT OF IT!!!Dandy now is the first to his feet, now bleeding as profusely as Park. He starts yelling at the referee about the count, and starts stumbling backward and holding his head.
Chris Avery: I know this is unsanctioned. I know that Dandy DiVito wanted this match every bit as badly as Jill Park did, but you can’t help but be concerned for his well being. He came in off of what was absolutely a severe concussion, and he may very well have already suffered a second one here tonight!After composing himself somewhat, Dandy is now yelling at Jill that he’s ready to finish it! He’s yelling at her to get to her feet!
Billy: WHAT THE HELL?!Out of nowhere comes someone in a hoodie and they DECK Dandy with a right hand! A sucker punch! Dandy goes down hard! Jill looks up as the lower the hood…
Chris Avery: GOD DAMNIT! ITS JAKE PAUL! HE HELPED JILL PARK RETAIN THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP LAST CLASH AND HE’S LOOKING TO HELP HER AGAIN TONIGHT!After Jake helps Jill to her feet, she tells him to get something on the outside of the ring. It turns out to be the United States Championship belt! He slides into the ring with it, as Jill hoists DiVito up and is holding him for Jake!
Billy: Jake Paul is going to hit Dandy DiVito with the United States title!Jake charges in with the belt, but Dandy ducks and JAKE SMASHES JILL PARK WITH THE UNITED STATES TITLE!
Jake looks absolutely mortified as he sees Jill laid out on the canvas! He turns around…CARNAGE STUNNER TO JAKE PAUL!
Billy: SHITFIRE! Jake Paul hit Jill Park with the title by accident, and then taken out by the Carnage Stunner!Chris Avery: And Dandy looks to capitalize!Dandy scrambles into a pin!
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NO! JILL PARK WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Billy: SHITFIRE! JILL PARK NARROWLY KICKING OUT AGAIN!Dandy rolls back, cursing and cursing! He rolls out of the ring and slowly searches underneath the ring and pulls out a small black bag. He rolls back into the ring, taking a moment to wipe blood away from his eyes.
Billy: Oh no! We all know what that means!Chris Avery: THUMBTACKS!Dandy pulls the string that was tying the bag together and dumps the tacks into the ring! Dandy is calling for another Stunner! Jill stumbles to her feet…BUT SHE CATCHES HIS BOOT! SHE TURNS HIM OVER!
Billy: FRANKLELOCK!Chris Avery: Dandy has nowhere to go! There’s no rope breaks!Dandy is screaming in agony as Jill cinches in the ankle lock and grapevines the leg! Dandy is clawing and clawing at the canvas, but doesn’t have the strength to pull forward, but it wouldn’t matter anyway! He raises his hand and brings it straight down…and grabs a handful of tacks! He throws them behind him! Into Park’s face! It’s enough to cause her to break the hold!
Billy: SHITFIRE! TACKS TO THE FACE!Chris Avery: That was Dandy DiVito’s only chance at escaping the hold!As Jill panics and tries removing a couple of tacks that stuck to her face, Dandy grabs her from behind and throws her into one of the ring posts! He then grabs a rear waistlock…GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TACKS!
Now, Dandy is headed to the top rope! Jill is laid out on the tacks!
Chris Avery: Dandy headed to the top rope! At this point it’s all or nothing for Dandy DiVito!Billy: DRUNK DRIVER!Dandy soars through the air, looking for the elbow drop, but Jill rolls out of the way! DANDY CRASHES INTO THE TACKS! He cries out in agony! Meanwhile, Jill Park barely makes it to her feet! She pulls him up, and backs up a few steps…before driving forward with a bicycle knee strike that connects flush on his jaw!
Billy: DOUBLE PARKED!Jill doesn’t go for a pin, instead mounts Dandy and starts firing off BRUTAL elbow strikes, all connecting flush with his head, busting him open even more!
Chris Avery: Wait, what is Jill Park doing? She’s not going for the pin! Dandy DiVito is DEAD TO RIGHTS! WAIT! WHO IS THAT?!Billy: Richard DiVito is marching down to the ring! He has a towel in his hand!Richard runs up and hops on the apron, tossing the towel into the ring! Jill Park stops her offensive onslaught as she’s confused by the gesture. Richard is SCREAMING at the referee to stop the match!
Billy: Richard DiVito wants this match stopped…but the referee is telling him he doesn’t have the authority to do that!Dandy is barely conscious, but he crawls to the towel, and grabs it, using the ropes to also pull himself up. He approaches his brother on the apron. HE HANDS RICHARD THE TOWEL THEN SPITS IN HIS FACE!
Billy: In either case, it appears Dandy wants to go down fighting!Dandy DiVito: I NEVER FUCKING QUIT!
Richard slinks his head and drops from the apron, and Dandy turns around to a boot to the gut! Jill pulls him back over towards the tacks! Pedigree!
Billy: HOT! GIRL! SUMMER! ON THE TACKS! SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: She’s not going for the pin!Jill slinks back into the corner and is watching a barely conscious Dandy DiVito. His blood is seeping into the mat as he lies there. Then, ever so slowly, he uses his hands and arms to try and push himself up, but he’s barely able to even do that. Jill charges out of the corner…CURB STOMP!
Billy: CANCEL CULTURE! ON THE TACKS! SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: AND SHE’S STILL NOT LOOKING FOR A PIN! THIS MATCH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! DANDY DIVITO HAS TO HAVE A GRADE 4 CONCUSSION BY NOW!Billy: I agree! BUT the referee has no authority to stop this match!Jill rolls out of the ring and stumbles to the announce position. She waves the timekeeper and ring announcer away, collecting two chairs and folding them up. She tosses them into the ring, where Dandy is still lying motionless. Jill looks over at Richard, who is absolutely terrified.
Billy: What does Jill Park have planned NOW?!Chris Avery: I don’t know! But it can’t be good!Jill rolls into the ring and grabs one chair. She lifts Dandy’s blood-soaked head and slides one chair under it.
Chris Avery: Oh no…we’ve all seen this before…Richard is pleading with Jill not to do what she’s thinking on doing. Jill grabs the other chair, and is standing over Dandy’s motionless body with the chair. She lifts it up over her head and stops.
Chris Avery: WAIT! She stopped?! Did Richard get through to her?!Jill then yells “FUCK YOU!” to Richard and SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN ON DANDY’S HEAD!
Billy: SHITFIRE! WHAT HAS JILL PARK DONE?!Chris Avery: THIS IS HORRENDOUS! THIS IS CRIMINAL! DANDY DIVITO HAS A GRADE 4 CONCUSSION, FOR DAMN SURE!The crowd grows eerily silent as Jill Park slowly drops to her knees, and then into a pin.
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DING DING DING
The entire arena seems to be in shock, in total silence as Jill Park stand back to her feet, victorious.
Billy: God. Damn, it's over.Chris Avery: Jill Park said she was ready to end this. She said that, multiple times and it turns out, she was willing to do whatever it took. We need help out here for Dandy DiVito, and we need it quickly.
Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner… Jill Park!Even in the voice of Adilene Floyd, you can tell she is also uncomfortable. A bloodied Jill Park collects her belts and briefcase...
Billy: Oh my god, guys. This is not good.Park is shown again looking into the ring as she has her briefcase and belts..
Chris Avery: Park is staring into the ring right now, Billy, and I don't think she feels an ounce of remorse for what she just did!Park turns her attention to exiting and limps around the ring..
Billy: Chris, Dandy hasn't moved an inch and we have a few officials in the ring checking on him right now..Park turns to limp up the ramp as EMT’s rush to the aide of Dandy DiVito. She stops and keeps her attention to the curtain from the bottom of the ramp..
She thinks about turning around to see Dandy. But she doesn't. She limps up the ramp.
Chris Avery: We have safety officials and medics in the ring folks and we're trying to get Dandy to be safely transitioned to the board right now. They want to stretcher him out of here.Park is gone through the curtain and we cut to another camera as Richard is at the apron pretty torn up about Dandys shape and condition. Dandy is now on the board in a sturdy plastic neck brace, eyes still closed and a lot of fans showing concern for DiVito right now. Some fans are cheering and clapping..
Billy: This is not a good sight, folks. No matter how ya slice this, Dandy is a former 4 time World Heavyweight Champion and I think in this rivalry with Jill Park he may have taken things too far. Chris Avery: You think? Right now Park is getting onto her bus and she's driving out of here and Dandy.. well, he's probably headed to a hospital and he could be checking in for a long time.The medics are pushing the stretcher up the ramp when panic sets in. Richard is asking a hundred questions as the medics pick up speed up the ramp.
Billy: OH god, what happened?!Chris Avery: Did one of them say he was flatlining? Oh god, no.Dandy on the stretcher is pushed through the curtain and the segment fades to black.