Post by Alice Gemini on Oct 8, 2022 18:49:08 GMT -5
Fuckin hell… Maybe I shouldn’t have come here. Only soulless psychopaths can work at these things. “Now, This is the pig ya wanted to use for your video promo huh? A bit of a younger little hog but slaughtering her for ya should be nice and easy.” “Yeah whatever, let’s just get set up.” The owner throws his hands up and backs away as the camera crew sets up better lights and stationary cameras. Alice pulls out a blonde wig from her bag and straps it onto the pigs head. She then pulls out an official AW Regan Voorhees T-shirt and slides the shirt over the pig and sticks its little piggy feet through the arm holes. Alice takes the pig by a leash and walks over in front of the meat grinder and waits for the cameras to be fully set up. This better be worth it… Several minutes pass and the camera crew signal for Alice to begin whenever she’s ready. She takes a deep breath and then looks at the piggy Regan and tries her best to put her love for animals to the side for the sake of a brutal promo. “Hello, Action wrestling! As you all know, I’m Alice Gemini and for the first time ever I’m doing a joint promo with my opponent at the upcoming massive Clash! Without further ado, Regan Voorhees!” The camera pans down and sees Piggy Regan walking into the scene oinking her little heart out with her wig and T-shirt on. “She looks so beautiful today doesn’t she? Arguably the best she’s ever looked! Don’t worry this crazy little weirdo isn’t here to talk too much but she may interject here and there with one of her noises she always makes as everyone who’s ever been near her knows.” Piggy Regan oinks “See? What an adorable little sound! You’re too much, Regan!” Alice glares directly at the camera with a slight smirk. She bends down and starts to pet the wig on top of the pig. “Regan, sweetie we’ve been going back and forth for several weeks at this point now and at some point you had to realize that this one on one match was going to happen and you know that I’m going to embarrass you because you felt it necessary to protect your biggest fake friend from the same kind of pain that you’re now going to be going through instead. I really hope it was worth it to help Jill get ahead when it has absolutely no benefit to you at all. Really what do you get out of fighting me, Regan? Acceptance from someone who lies to you? Or maybe you’ve just always wanted to work with me? Maybe you just wanted to get a feel of lil ol' me? I won’t lie I do like the bratty blonde white girls too so all you had to do was ask! A part of me wants to say it’s not too late for us to be a team together but then I remember how I was on my way to winning All-In and that chair shot still rings through my head when I get mad. In any other scenario I wouldn’t hold it against you because it’s all a part of the game isn’t it? It’s the fact that you screwed me over not for your own gain but because you did it so that Jill could inevitably win. You’re fucking pathetic. All of your actions would be acceptable if you were to just do them for your fucking self but now here we are! I have to dispose of you because you’re in my fucking way you piece of meat. That’s all you are to Jill and that’s all you are to really everyone else as well. No one sees you as a legitimate threat, no one sees you as a beautiful romanceable woman, and no one sees you as anything other than some weird pig girl that follows around the reality tv star. You are the literal definition of a meat shield and Jill is perfectly utilizing you. If you had jumped over to my side before you made your choice we could’ve- no we would’ve been the most dominant duo in history but you chose to be 2nd to a blonde little garden snake instead. Now, I have to hurt you when at the beginning of all of this I never wanted that to happen, I even wanted to be friends with the both of you! Maybe it’s just better that it all resolves like this because I hate competition more than anything when I know that I should be at the top. I am the new Queen of the Ring after all so really, it’s just in my blood that I know how much better I am than you and everyone else that stands in my way. Really, look around, this is a slaughter that she speaks so openly about how she was raised among the pigs or whatever her backstory is. Either way, This night ends with Piggy Regan being chucked into that meat grinder behind me. Whatever short pain that pig goes through is going to be nothing compared to how maliciously I’m going to attack the other Regan in that ring. She’s going to suffer from in-ring PTSD after this match with me and I’m perfectly content with scarring another human being like that. I want Regan Voorhees to remember me at every hour of every day when she just simply blinks. When she blinks for that split second I want that image of me standing over her with her own blood on my face looking down at her with the best smile I can put on. I’ve said it before many times and I’ll say it again, I always get what I want in the end. “ Alice starts to walk her way up the stairs with a bit of a nervous look to her face. Piggy Regan follows her up the stairs willingly not knowing it’s fate that is to come. One of the workers stands at the top of the meat grinder to assist Alice in what’s about to happen. Alice looks down to her side and sees Piggy Regan look right back up at her with almost a smile. “Ya ready?” The redneck worker asks Alice. The Camera is still locked on Alice at the top. She leans over the edge to look back down at the camera. “See how easily Piggy Regan followed me up to be murdered? Exactly like the real Regan Voorhees she follows her keeper like a shadow not knowing the excruciating pain she’s about to be in and yet, here she is ready to be tossed into something that’ll… well, end her life.” The Redneck worker walks over and picks up Piggy Regan causing it to begin squealing out of panic. Alice looks over her shoulder in concern. The worker turns the machine on as the pig starts to squeal even harder. Alice turns around and places her hand on his shoulder. “I’m sorry but do you think I could buy this pig? I just-it doesn’t feel right to kill this one cause I got kind of attached to it already ya know?” He gives her a weird look. The fate of piggy Regan is in his hands. “Uhh, ma’am this is a pig slaughter ya know? We kill pigs here, not sell ‘em cause you feel bad.” I can’t let this poor piggy die! He tosses piggy Regan into the meat grinder… Alice was able to react quick enough though as she caught piggy Regan by her back legs before it was too late! “Ma’am let go of the pig!” “This goddamn pig is coming home with me!” She grunts loudly as she pulls it back up. Piggy Regan now back on all fours hides behind Alice’s legs away from the worker. The worker sighs and goes down the flight of stairs. Alice picks up piggy Regan like a baby and hurries down the stairs where she is met with the owner of the slaughter. “Ya can’t just leave with the pig ya know? They’re ours to slaughter cause ya know… we’re in a pig slaughter. That’s what we do.” “How about this? I use the pig as a prop at my next match and you can get some free sponsorship from it? That way I win, you win, and this pig wins! Everyone is happy.” “You drive a hard bargain Mrs. Gemini. You got yourself a deal.” He sticks his hand out for a handshake. She looks down at his hand in disgust as it is covered in blood and dirt. She offers her limp hand as he gently shakes it and he walks off. The Camera operator has the camera pointed directly at her still. I suppose I own a pig now… I mean, c’mon look at how cute this pig is and I think she actually really enjoys wearing that wig, look at how happy she is! “I can’t wait to show this to Kalina, she’s been wanting a pet pig for so long.” Alice walks out with the pig and stops in the sunlight in front of the building with the camera still rolling. “See, I’m not a completely heartless bitch because I love beautiful little animals like this because they’re innocent and they just try to live their lives to eat for the most part. Then there are heartless creatures such as the real Regan who has no problem murdering a cute little piggy like this. It’s people like her who deserve to get launched into a machine like that because no one would feel bad about that, no one would have a second thought about it and that includes Jill by the way. We could only be so lucky to find out about Regan falling into a meat grinder. Maybe all our lives would be happier and AW ratings would skyrocket even more so than when I’m on screen. Ya know, I think I’m gonna have the better Regan, Piggy Regan, debut on Monday so that they meet! Look at them, perfect reflections of each other but I will say, this one is significantly cuter than the other nasty grubby looking one. Maybe gift her to Jill because I’m sure she couldn’t tell the difference with her simple mind.” Piggy Regan rushes over to a bucket of water and starts slurping it up as fast as she can. “Oh shit and look at how Piggy Regan drinks! Just like Regan Voorhees and everything! I swear in catering where she spends most of her time, she drinks just like this! Just wait until you see how she eats.” She winks at the camera and starts to laugh. Fuck, I can’t wait to hurt this bitch. Several Hours later Birmingham, Alabama. This place is fucking disgusting. Alice walks up to a sign that reads “Voorhees Farm”. She smirks at it before turning her back on it and spitting on the ground. “This is the place where the magic happened huh? I better be careful around these parts or the inbreds might run out with their double barreled shotguns. It seriously feels like I’m in the wrong turn movie franchise when I’m in the forsaken fucking state. Even more so when I’m on a disgusting incestuous farm like this. Someone might as well burn the whole thing down… Hm, not a bad idea. I’m kidding, I’m kidding! I’m down for vandalism but burning down an entire house would be pushing it a bit too far. Instead, I'm assuming an old family sign is gonna get a little crispy here in a second.” Alice pulls out her signature lighter that she has used before to light a banner of Andre Holmes on fire. The Voorhees farm sign is the next victim. She clicks it on and holds the flame under the sign and waits for it to begin spreading across the wood. It catches a blaze and she steps back to admire her handy work with a wide smile across her face. “This is what happens when you cross a Gemini, bitch.” She bursts out cackling. “You want to fuck with me and cost me something important to me? I’ll just even everything out and burn the things important to you. This sign may not mean much but I’m a symbolic type of gal ya know? Maybe I am willing to go to extra lengths just to hurt you and don’t think I won’t walk just over there and burn down that slaughter. It just starts with this ugly old decrepit sign. It’ll continue to burn in the same way that your career will be after this match with me. In Seattle of all places as well, I almost feel bad for you cause what a heap of shit city to call your final resting place. On the bright side, at least you will be remembered as the bitch who perished to Alice Gemini on the Monday Night Clash Showtime episode. That will be your legacy going forward and I do not apologize at all. After losing to your Queen, any semblance of becoming your own star is going up in flames. You will forever and always just be Jill’s Sidekick, bitch.” Piggy Regan walks into shot still wearing the blonde wig and sits perfectly next to Alice and oinks. The camera slowly zooms out with Alice's hair blowing in the wind with the flames on the sign growing bigger. She walks off leaving the flame to burn by itself unattended. |
