Post by Roman Gunn on Oct 5, 2022 9:57:38 GMT -5
Roman sits down at the head of a very long table in the kitchen of his mansion.
Roman Gunn: Here I am once again fighting for a belt that I've already had. I was a former United States Champion that this company doesn't recognize, I was a former CBS Champion and I pinned Chris Page 1 2 3 in the middle of that ring. Yeah, that old legend or whoever he believes he truly is. And at Clash? I'll become a 2 time CBS Champion because thats what I do and thats who I am.
You think Tatiana Jolee has what it takes to throw me over the top rope? She hardly has what it takes to get herself across the border into this country. She'll try to use Cousin Harper or Payne or maybe even Bryan Blaze but in the end, none of them are blood, none of them are .. family. They'll all be taken out just like the trash that they are. Pft. Alex Calaway? Speaking of family, she has herself a sister all of a sudden. A sister she didn't even know about, well good for her. Calaway will probably run from that like she runs from all her problems. She's a coward and a sissy and I'll clothesline her over the top rope like there is no tomorrow! Try running from me, I dare you.
Kano had a shot, Kano had an opportunity and it all went away faster than a morning sunrise during Pearl Harbor. You were given the ball and you dropped it, bud, don't expect to ever be on the court with me. Not today, not at Clash, not ever. And Marcus Collins? This is your last night in Action Wrestling, be'lee dat.
Lissie Hope, Lissie, Lissie, Lissie. Hah. The one and only. The big cat in the ring, the big hellraiser. This match could be the big prize she's been looking for. Fitting, it's called Big Brother Eliminator Battle Royal and that's all you've been doing with your time lately is checkin' out Big Brother. I hope you been brushin' up on your AW history, I hope you been brushin' up on how to use the Crown of Thorns, cause muscle loss happens when you sit in sweat pants, eating cookies and drinkin' diet pepsi all day you weirdo. Your boyfriend can't get you off the couch for 10 seconds to help him stop taking crowbars to the head and you can't hold a conversation long enough without mentioning the words "omg hale" or "jesus christ turner". You been slippin', cuz, and maybe it's time to put the big cat down. Maybe I take you by your neck, strangle you, and throw you over the top rope and we don't see Lissie anymore. Maybe its time for Roman Gunn to take Lissie Hope's spot.
Brent Alpine? I have no idea who you are. Check mate.
Niobe Martin, damn, now, Niobe lookin' on fire. Niobe has potential but does Niobe ever show up? Nah. That's a straight zero out of 10 performance every week and those get ya caught in Action Wrestling. When you stand in my ring, on my show, on my network channel, you're going to get got and Niobe.. you best not show up.
Which brings me to Tony Savage. The big return, huh? You hurt your back thanks to whatever his name was and ya get sidelined. Injuries happen, I ain't frontin', but maybe you should check that back again and make sure it's strong enough to hold up the confidence you think you have when you step to me. You want the smoke? Brother, you're getting the 5 alarm fire. My back is strong.. know why? I carry the family. I carry this whole god damn company. Without Roman, this place crumbles and falls apart. I have a strong body, Tony. I have a strong mind. I'm the strongest character in that ring and I'll be walking out CBS Champion..
.. And now lets talk about him, yeah? Lets talk about Odin Balfore.
Roman looks down at his hands.
Roman Gunn: You talk to them still? You hear what they're saying? Tell me, what do they tell you? Want to grab me? Want to punish me? Want to hurl me over the top rope RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE?! HUHH? Yeah. I bet thats what they say. Hah. You're a pathetic, grey old man and I'll break every single finger on your right hand before breaking off every single finger on your left, then turning your wrist and snapping it towards your face before picking you up onto my shoulders and tossing you over. You're the first one I want to eliminate. I won't wait, why? Why would I wait? I want you to know that belt is MY belt.
Besides..
Tobias steps into frame and slowly sets down the white power glove into Romans palms. Roman looks it over before sliding his right hand into it and velcro'ing the bottom around his wrist and looking at the glove now on his hand from all angles.
Roman Gunn: Maybe my hands are telling me something. Whats that?
He puts the glove to his ear. Roman smiles wide.
Roman Gunn: Telling me to destroy you. Well, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Roman leans back in the chair as Tobias smiles standing next to him and the scene fades out.
Roman Gunn: Here I am once again fighting for a belt that I've already had. I was a former United States Champion that this company doesn't recognize, I was a former CBS Champion and I pinned Chris Page 1 2 3 in the middle of that ring. Yeah, that old legend or whoever he believes he truly is. And at Clash? I'll become a 2 time CBS Champion because thats what I do and thats who I am.
You think Tatiana Jolee has what it takes to throw me over the top rope? She hardly has what it takes to get herself across the border into this country. She'll try to use Cousin Harper or Payne or maybe even Bryan Blaze but in the end, none of them are blood, none of them are .. family. They'll all be taken out just like the trash that they are. Pft. Alex Calaway? Speaking of family, she has herself a sister all of a sudden. A sister she didn't even know about, well good for her. Calaway will probably run from that like she runs from all her problems. She's a coward and a sissy and I'll clothesline her over the top rope like there is no tomorrow! Try running from me, I dare you.
Kano had a shot, Kano had an opportunity and it all went away faster than a morning sunrise during Pearl Harbor. You were given the ball and you dropped it, bud, don't expect to ever be on the court with me. Not today, not at Clash, not ever. And Marcus Collins? This is your last night in Action Wrestling, be'lee dat.
Lissie Hope, Lissie, Lissie, Lissie. Hah. The one and only. The big cat in the ring, the big hellraiser. This match could be the big prize she's been looking for. Fitting, it's called Big Brother Eliminator Battle Royal and that's all you've been doing with your time lately is checkin' out Big Brother. I hope you been brushin' up on your AW history, I hope you been brushin' up on how to use the Crown of Thorns, cause muscle loss happens when you sit in sweat pants, eating cookies and drinkin' diet pepsi all day you weirdo. Your boyfriend can't get you off the couch for 10 seconds to help him stop taking crowbars to the head and you can't hold a conversation long enough without mentioning the words "omg hale" or "jesus christ turner". You been slippin', cuz, and maybe it's time to put the big cat down. Maybe I take you by your neck, strangle you, and throw you over the top rope and we don't see Lissie anymore. Maybe its time for Roman Gunn to take Lissie Hope's spot.
Brent Alpine? I have no idea who you are. Check mate.
Niobe Martin, damn, now, Niobe lookin' on fire. Niobe has potential but does Niobe ever show up? Nah. That's a straight zero out of 10 performance every week and those get ya caught in Action Wrestling. When you stand in my ring, on my show, on my network channel, you're going to get got and Niobe.. you best not show up.
Which brings me to Tony Savage. The big return, huh? You hurt your back thanks to whatever his name was and ya get sidelined. Injuries happen, I ain't frontin', but maybe you should check that back again and make sure it's strong enough to hold up the confidence you think you have when you step to me. You want the smoke? Brother, you're getting the 5 alarm fire. My back is strong.. know why? I carry the family. I carry this whole god damn company. Without Roman, this place crumbles and falls apart. I have a strong body, Tony. I have a strong mind. I'm the strongest character in that ring and I'll be walking out CBS Champion..
.. And now lets talk about him, yeah? Lets talk about Odin Balfore.
Roman looks down at his hands.
Roman Gunn: You talk to them still? You hear what they're saying? Tell me, what do they tell you? Want to grab me? Want to punish me? Want to hurl me over the top rope RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE?! HUHH? Yeah. I bet thats what they say. Hah. You're a pathetic, grey old man and I'll break every single finger on your right hand before breaking off every single finger on your left, then turning your wrist and snapping it towards your face before picking you up onto my shoulders and tossing you over. You're the first one I want to eliminate. I won't wait, why? Why would I wait? I want you to know that belt is MY belt.
Besides..
Tobias steps into frame and slowly sets down the white power glove into Romans palms. Roman looks it over before sliding his right hand into it and velcro'ing the bottom around his wrist and looking at the glove now on his hand from all angles.
Roman Gunn: Maybe my hands are telling me something. Whats that?
He puts the glove to his ear. Roman smiles wide.
Roman Gunn: Telling me to destroy you. Well, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Roman leans back in the chair as Tobias smiles standing next to him and the scene fades out.
