Lazaro Vicente vs. Max Daemon vs. Dorian Bateman
“Dreamweaver” by Gary Wright plays as slow colorful psychedelic lights begin spinning and flashing through the arena as Dorian Bateman walks out with his arms fully stretched and his eyes shut. He inhales deeply through his nose and exhales heavily through his mouth as he opens his eyes and a very wide smile goes across his face. He makes his way down the ramp shaking certain members of the audience's hands and gives them individual smiles.
Ethan Miller: The following 3-way contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Salem, MA. Weighing in at 185 lbs. The DREAMWEAVER…Dorian…BATEMAN!Jimmy Garcia: It's time for a Cruiserweight three-way! Katta Pult: Oh gosh, haha, Two of CruiserClash’s top up and coming stars! And then there’s Max…Jimmy Garcia: Is he officially on our roster? Is he just here for shits and giggles? Who knows! He enters the ring with grace and places himself chest first into the nearest corner and gazes out at the crowd, still smiling...
"Royal Flush" by Silva Hound ft. Mick Lauer and Jonathan Young plays on the PA system. The spotlights shine on Max despite the house lights still being up. He steps onto the stage a smirk on his face and his hooded jacket's hood up. He's also wearing the custom Reebok Ex-Oh-Fit Pure Platinum Hi-Daemons shoes. He has a red Solo cup in his hand. He looks out at the crowd for a few moments until the verse starts. He finishes his drink and tosses the cup behind him.
Ethan Miller: On his way to the ring. Currently residing in a version of Baltimore, MD. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He...is "The Hellborn...and Heavensent"...Max...f'n...DAEMON! He starts to walk down the ramp. He ignores the jeering fans, walking a brisk pace past them with the smirk on his face getting wider. As the chorus reaches its apex, Max hops onto the apron. He steps onto the turnbuckle, placing his right foot on the middle rope and the left on the top. He throws down his hood, unzipping his jacket as the chorus fades away. He points to the hard camera, giving it a finger gun "shot".
Jimmy Garcia: Max is less than sober as always. Katta Pult: Nice to see that THAT hasn’t changed at all…Jimmy Garcia: NICE to see? Katta Pult: Sarcasm, Jimmy. Upon the radio feedback, he hops off and takes the jacket off. He tosses it aside and rolls out of the ring. He grabs a quick clear drink of alcohol before emptying it down his gullet. He rolls back in and waits patiently for whomever his opponent is as he sits down in the corner, the smirk never leaving his face.
Mariachi music mixed some drum beats and guitar plucking kicks up as a Golden beam of light points to the stage. Out from behind the curtain steps Lázaro wearing a golden jaguar like warrior lucha mask, a black long sleeveless jacket, gold trunks, and white boots. Lázaro stands center stage and crosses his heart before throwing his two index fingers to the sky triggering Golden sparks to shoot up and fall to the ramp as he makes his way to the ring.
Ethan Miller: And his opponent, from Guanajuato City, Mexico. Weighing in at 198 lbs. The GOLDEN IDOLO…LAZARO…VICENTE! Jimmy Garcia: And lo and behold, our third competitor. Katta Pult: All three of these men looking to prove themselves by starting out the night in a victory. Lázaro slaps a few hands before stopping at the stairs, he looks back and notices a small boy with his father, he nods and offers his mask to the boy, who let's him put it on him. The dad gives Lázaro a thumbs up before Lázaro turns back to the ring to ascend the top rope where he looks out to the surrounding crowd of fans. He points both index fingers up to the sky—
—at least that was the plan until Max blindsides Lazaro, causing him to fall off the top rope and to the floor.
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: Max not letting Lazaro get started at all! Max smirks, looking down at Lazar for a few moments before turning around into a series of right hands by Dorian.
Katta Pult: This has been Max’s MO for a little bit now! Hit him before they can hit you.
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but he didn’t expect a response by Dorian.
Max pushes him away, leading to Dorian hitting him with a European uppercut. Dorian takes a few moments to allow Max to rise.
Jimmy Garcia: That uppercut just nailed Max flush.
Katta Pult: He better look tight, Dorian isn’t done yet.
As Max turns around, Dorian kicks him in the gut. He hooks the right arms and goes for a suplex maneuver, but Max ducks behind him.
Katta Pult: Max with that speed! When Dorian turns around, Max opts to slide out of the ring. Instead of joining Dorian, he grabs Lazaro and slams him headfirst into the apron before tossing him in.
Jimmy Garcia: Of course! Max not willing to participate in anything more than necessary. Katta Pult: The joys of a three-way Jimmy. Anything goes. Max wipes his hands and Lazaro stand up using the ropes. He glares down at Max, not noticing Dorian as he turns around.
Jimmy Garcia: Even Lazaro can smell a chicken. Dorian unleashes a HUGE headbutt that sends Lazaro to the mat. He quickly hooks the leg.
Katta Pult: My god that headbutt!
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro might be out! Ref: 1
Max slides under the ring and drags Lazaro out from under Dorian’s cover.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh I see how it is! Katta Pult: Max making sure that the only pinfall here belongs to him. Just as quickly as he was in, Max slides back out, keeping an eye on his opponents.
Katta Pult: And everything else in between in between these two. Dorian and Max match glances, but the former doesn’t wait too long. He grabs Lazaro by the head, bringing him to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian looking to take advantage of what he can against Lazaro. Dorian’s distraction via Max is enough for Lazaro to hit a few shots to his gut before throwing the hands away.
Katta Pult: But he’s out of it! Lazaro unleashes a forearm to Dorian’s head. When that isn’t enough, Lazaro does it again.
Jimmy Garcia: TWO straight forearms flush to Dorian’s head—Katta Pult: And it had no effect! When the second one isn’t enough, Lazaro hits the ropes. Dorian catches him in a sleeper hold. He wraps his legs around Lazaro’s stomach, taking them both to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: A rear naked choke! It’s applied tight in the middle of the ring. Katta Pult: Classic wrestling there by Dorian. The ref looks closely, watching the submission hold. Max rolls into the ring, running towards the submission and tackling Lazaro out of the hold.
Jimmy Garcia: But again! Max interrupts the move! Dorian stares irritated as Max slides back out of the ring with a smirk on his face.
Katta Pult: I might’ve had that held on a little longer, but Max taking the smart route in this match.
Dorian grabs Lazaro by the head, again bringing him up. He attempts to Irish whip him towards a corner, but Lazaro reverses it.
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro reverses the Irish whip! As Dorian gets to the turnbuckles, he goes for an up and over. But mid-air, Lazaro catches him a fireman’s carry.
Katta Pult: Ooh nice reversal! Jimmy Garcia: Dorian went for the up and over, but Lazaro caught him right into…Lazaro turns it around hits a Death Valley Driver.
Jimmy Garcia: A Death Valley Driver! He wastes no time and hooks a leg.
Ref: 1
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Max rushes into the ring, and, once again, pulls Lazaro away from the pinfall cover.
Jimmy Garcia: And again! Max stops the count! Katta Pult: He’s not quite done yet though!
Although this time, he drags Lazaro out of the ring. He Irish whips him into the steps, sending them colliding and the top portion ripped from the bottom.
Jimmy Garcia: Oof! Lazaro just hit those steps hard.
Max slides into the ring, bypassing a kneeling Dorian holding the back of his head. On the rebound, Max hits a knee to Dorian’s face.
Jimmy Garcia: And there’s a nice dose of Ebony…!Max stands behind Dorian, keeping him up with his leg. He does this long enough to hit the opposite ropes and nail a knee to the back of Dorian’s head.
Jimmy Garcia: And an Ivory for good measure! Katta Pult: They don’t call him the third greatest dual wielder for nothing! Max shoots the half and hooks Dorian’s leg.
Ref: 1
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KICKOUT
Jimmy Garcia: That Ebony and Ivory hit Dorian hard. Max takes a few moments to look around the ring. Deciding he knows his future, he springs onto the middle rope. However, Lazaro hops on the apron.
Katta Pult: What a speedy recovery by Lazaro! Max sees this and springs onto the apron as well.
Jimmy Garcia: Max taking his eyes off the ball there…Max flips off Lazaro once before charging…who catches Max in a Spanish fly on the apron!
Jimmy Garcia: La Masca Dorada! Katta Pult: Max just collided spine first with that apron! Lazaro stands on the floor for a couple moments before hopping back on the apron. He gives Max one stomp on the face before holding onto the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Max is NOBODY’S favorite, ESPECIALLY for Cruiserweights. Katta Pult: No shit Sherlock. He tilts his head slightly before springing up to the to rope. He goes for a move onto a now standing Dorian, who simply leaps up and meets Lazaro mid-move with a one-legged knee codebreaker!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh man! Lazaro went high-risk, but Dorian cut him off with that single knee facebreaker! Katta Pult: Lazaro is barely standing! Lazaro rebounds off him, standing on jelly legs. Dorian school boys him, throwing his legs through. When his opponent reaches his knees, Dorian nails him with a Superkick.
Katta Pult: There’s the first Superkick of the match! Dorian falls down and hooks the near leg.
Ref: 1
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Max is seen putting the leg nearest him onto the bottom rope!
Katta Pult: Whoa!
The ref sees it and calls off the count.
Jimmy Garcia: Max managed to once again stop a count! Katta Pult: And he didn’t even get physical that time! Dorian stands up, turning around to see what the fuss is.
Jimmy Garcia: Ah man, I think Dorian realizes what Max did. When he notices Max attempting to stand, Dorian charges and goes for a boot. Max dodges, sending the boot in between the top and middle ropes.
Katta Pult: Hello there!
Max smirks and takes advantage, kicking the middle rope so that it goes right into Dorian’s groin.
Jimmy Garcia: Right where the sun doesn’t shine! Katta Pult: A present from Dorian RIGHT into Max’s arms…so to speak! He falls back into a school boy by Lazaro!
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro taking advantage! Ref: 1
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Max quickly springs over the top rope, hitting a splash onto Lazaro’s back and cutting the pin off.
Katta Pult: And one more time, Max with the cut-off!
Lazaro falls back into the ropes, allowing Max to finish the school boy by hooking one of Dorian’s legs.
Jimmy Garcia: And now to take advantage of it! Ref: 1
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Lazaro hits a boot to Max’s face, sending him backwards off the cover.
Katta Pult: Lazaro taking a page out of Max’s playbook. Jimmy Garcia: All is fair, as they say. Lazaro charges for Max, who side steps him. On the rebound, Max leaps over Lazaro.
Jimmy Garcia: Leapfrog! Katta Pult: Page out of MY playbook. Lazaro uses a kneeling Dorian as a stepping stool to jump onto the top rope. He balances himself for a moment before going for a moonsault.
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MIA what athleticism by Lazaro!
Max sees this and steps forward, kicking Dorian in the gut just as Lazaro lands on his feet behind him.
Jimmy Garcia: The moonsault missed, but Max will happily kick a man while he’s down! Katta Pult: And they keep moving!
Max turns around and charges. Lazaro sidesteps this time, charging and giving Dorian a gut kick of his own.
Jimmy Garcia: Now Lazaro busts out a kick to Dorian’s abdomen! Lazaro turns around and charges for Max, finally sending in a drop toe hold that sends the lucha face first into the mat.
Katta Pult: Drop toe hold finally sends one of ‘em down!
Max holds onto the leg, transitioning to the top portion of Lazaro’s body and locking his right arm under his chin.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be—!
With the move locked in, Max sits up, locking the dragon sleeper on tight.
Katta Pult: There’s the Arbiter! Jimmy Garcia: That camel clutch dragon sleeper is not coming loose any time soon! Max grips the move tight, making sure the ref asks Lazaro double time.
Jimmy Garcia: Max wants that tap! He knows Dorian can’t be far behind him! Lazaro holds his hand up, looking like he very well might actually tap.
Katta Pult: Lazaro’s close, he might NEED to tap! The hard camera catches Dorian standing up behind them. With a scowl on his face, he wraps his OWN right hand under Max’s chin.
Katta Pult: Oh my god! Another dragon sleeper! Jimmy Garcia: Starry Night is locked in on Max who has the Arbiter locked in on Lazaro! Both men in submissions start to shout, but neither are willing to tap.
Jimmy Garcia: I’ve never seen this before! Two Dragon Sleepers locked in at one time!
Katta Pult: Who’s gonna tap?!
Soon, Max raises his hand, looking like he is going to surrender.
Jimmy Garcia: Max has that hand up, he might—!But instead of giving up, he instead raises his hand to start gouging at Dorian’s eyes!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh good god! Katta Pult: Max goin straight for the eyes! Dorian has no choice but to let go, forcing the move free.
Katta Pult: Not nice, definitely illegal, but he got out of it! Seeing his opening, Lazaro starts to punch Max’s face. He does it twice, then a third time, finally loosening Max’s grip enough to transition it into a Michinoku Driver!
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro got out and hits the El Gato Dri—Katta Pult: No wait! Max managed to reverse it into a victory roll!
Ref: 1
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A thoroughly pissed off Dorian charges and hits Max with a bicycle knee!
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MIA that bicycle knee! Katta Pult: Max might need a new face after that one. Max hits the canvas. Lazaro rolls onto his feet, unnoticing of the back elbow by Dorian until it’s too late.
Jimmy Garcia: And Dorian capitalizes with a back elbow to Lazaro!
Dorian stands in the middle of the ring for a few moments before pulling Lazaro away from the ruckus.
Katta Pult: The Dreamweaver’s got plans for Lazaro! He exits the ring, climbing onto the top rope. He waits patiently for a few moments, maintaining his balance as Lazaro starts to reach his feet.
Katta Pult: What in the…?With the patience of a saint, Dorian dives, hitting Lazaro with a diving forearm.
Jimmy Garcia: That diving forearm hit him flush! Dorian quickly gets to his feet, unnoticing of Max who goes for a Superkick.
Katta Pult: Max with the Superkick—!Dorian ducks, grabbing Max’s arm on the rebound and Irish whipping him hard into a turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian ducking out of it, sending Max into the corner hard! When Max’s chest collides the turnbuckle, he rebounds directly into a capoeira kick that sends him face first into the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MIA I think Max is knocked out! Katta Pult: Is that capoeira kick match legal? Jimmy Garcia: The referee hasn’t called it yet! Dorian nods his head to the crowd before kicking Max into gut, both as revenge for earlier and to readjust his positioning.
Jimmy Garcia: Turnabout, as they say. He looks out into the crowd briefly until again exiting the ring. He reaches the corner, climbing onto the top turnbuckle.
Katta Pult: Dorian going once again for high risk, not sure why, he has both men down. Jimmy Garcia: I think he wants to send a message to Max personally! He nods his head once more before diving with a double foot stomp—
Katta Pult: Look ooout!
— that only hits canvas because Doc Knockem just dragged Max out of the way!
Jimmy Garcia: Doc Knockem just saved Max’s ass!
Dorian readjusts momentarily but doesn’t notice the elbow that collides with the back of his head courtesy of Doc!
Katta Pult: HOLY JESUS WHAT A SHOT! Jimmy Garcia: That elbow might’ve just blew Dorian’s brain matter through his nose! Doc stands in the middle of the ring for a few moments, allowing Kitsumi and Roddy Zalez to slide under the bottom rope and join him as they start to stomp on Dorian and Lazaro’s bodies.
Jimmy Garcia: And now it’s a mugging by the Dirge! Katta Pult: And the ref can’t do anything about it!
Eventually, Roddy tells them to stop. He points to Lazaro first.
Jimmy Garcia: With their leader out, Roddy takes control of the Rulers. Katta Pult: And the ruler of the Rulers just chose Lazaro. The trio get Lazaro onto his feet, but he starts to fight back, elbowing and punching anybody nearby.
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro not going down without a fight! That ends with a spinning back first from Kitsumi.
Katta Pult: Kitsumi not called the Lovestriker for nothing! She capitalizes on his weariness, going for a guillotine choke!
Jimmy Garcia: Drowned in Love is locked in—!Katta Pult: No! Lazaro shoves Kitsumi off, sending her into the ropes. On the rebound, he hits a back elbow to her.
Jimmy Garcia: And somehow Lazaro STILL in this! Lazaro turns around and catches a Superkick by Roddy. Roddy is surprised, even more so when Lazaro throws the leg into Doc.
Katta Pult: Superkicks galore but only one has actually hit! Doc catches it, and the two men have a bit of a staredown. Doc shakes his head and scoffs, tossing the leg down.
Jimmy Garcia: Not quite what Roddy had planned there. Katta Pult: Or Doc!
Roddy turns around, avoiding a dropkick by Lazaro that sends Doc into the ropes.
Roddy shouts out
“ha! ya missed!”He stands tall, even as Lazaro fires off a high knee. Again, Roddy dodges, sending the knee right into Kitsumi!
Kitsumi rolls out of the ring after the damage, allowing Roddy to shout once more
“ha! ya missed again!”Doc charges for Lazaro, who lowers the top rope and sends him careening to the outside.
Katta Pult: Kitsumi and Doc now both on the outside where they belong! Jimmy Garcia: Here comes The Young Dynasty! Roddy charges for Lazaro, who back body drops him over the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s going to go join them! Alas, the athleticism of Roddy comes into play, and he lands on the apron.
Katta Pult: That man is athletic as all hell! With a smirk on his face, he hits a pendulum kick to an unsuspecting Lazaro, sending him back into the ring and right into a school boy by Dorian.
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian back in it! Ref: 1
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KICKOUT
Dorian rolls Lazaro’s leg through, going for another Superkick.
Katta Pult: And another one!
But this time, Lazaro dodges, going for Roddy, who hits him with a forearm from the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: He got out of the fire and right into the pan! Katta Pult: Sure let’s go with that! Lazaro stumbles back into Dorian, who hooks his right arm around his head. He adjusts Lazaro’s positioning a bit before locking in a pumphandle, completing it by hitting a slam.
Jimmy Garcia: And now a pumphandle slam to Lazaro! Dorian hooks a leg.
Ref: 1
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KICKOUT
Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD WHAT AN OPENING CONTEST! Katta Pult: These three men are showing why CruiserClash is the A show! Jimmy Garcia: Don’t let any of the Dirge hear you say that! On the apron, Roddy grips the top rope, salivating at the opportunity presented. He goes back, and just as he goes for the spring, his leg is grabbed a man in a white mask!
Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!
Katta Pult: Who the hell…?!All around the outside, two other similar “dreamers” are taking care of Doc while two other female “dreamers” are dealing with Kitsumi.
Jimmy Garcia: Those are Dorian’s Dreamers! They’re evening up the playing field! Roddy sees this, and stomps free, launching a penalty kick to the chest of the “dreamer” holding him down.
Katta Pult: Roddy isn’t taking that interference lightly! Jimmy Garcia: Oh, only THEY can interfere randomly? Katta Pult: Exactly!
Roddy leaps into the ring, wasting no time and climbing to the top rope. He sees everybody on the outside brawling and smirks.
Jimmy Garcia: Roddy going for the highlight reel!
Before he can dive though, Dorian grabs Roddy by his ass and just shoves him forward, sending the Young Dynasty collapsing onto the pile of bodies in something of a splash.
Katta Pult: Dorian just eliminated THAT threat! Dorian shakes his head, but looks back to see Lazaro on the mat. He starts to climb the same corner that Roddy was just on.
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian looking now to finish this decisively! Once he gets up there, he doesn’t notice Max, who rushes up and splits Dorian’s legs, crotching him up top.
Katta Pult: Man, Dorian takes another nasty tumble to that delicate area.
As Dorians lets out an exasperated breath, Max climbs up, joining him up top.
Jimmy Garcia: Max and an opponent being up top is never a good combination! Max readjusts, and hooks Dorian’s arm for a suplex. But before it can ever go off, Dorian starts to punch Max in the abdomen.
Katta Pult: Dorian is fighting out of it! After a bit of Dorian’s shots nailing home, Max stands tall. With a glint in his eye, Dorian shoves Max off.
Jimmy Garcia: Whoaly—!Instead of falling as planned, Max moonsaults back, getting a good eye of the passing Lazaro who was charging for them.
Katta Pult: Max and Lazaro met eyes mid-air! Jimmy Garcia: Max landed on his feet!
Max hits his feet, readjusting so as to not break or tear something. Lazaro hits home, colliding with Dorian and again crotching him up top.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh man, Dorian’s gonna be feeling that in the morning! Max charges into the fray just as Lazaro turns around. The lucha throws Max overhead, sending him into Dorian, who catches him.
Katta Pult: JUST STOP FOR ONE SECOND! Max leans back, going for a super hurricanrana—
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MI—!—but now it’s DORIAN’S turn to reverse it! He shoves Max off, sending his legs back and putting him directly onto the right shoulder of Lazaro.
Jimmy Garcia: Dorian gets Max out of the hurricanrana, but Lazaro catches him! Dorian readjusts, attempting to, for the third time, reach his feet. Lazaro drags Max around a bit before launching him a lawn dart right into Dorian’s lower region!
Katta Pult: And for the fourth time, Dorian’s crotch takes a blow! Max hits face first into the turnbuckle just as Dorian, for the third time, is crotched up top.
Jimmy Garcia: And like a gamer in Halo 3, Max just got teabagged! Max collides into the corner. Lazaro uses him as a stepping stool to get to the top rope.
Katta Pult: Nice maneuver by Lazaro, using Max to reach the top faster! He sends a few forearms into Dorian’s face before readjusting.
Jimmy Garcia: What is he planning here…?He moves over, putting Dorian’s legs in a precarious position with one on the outside and one in. Lazaro puts him in a similar position, even as the brawling between the Dreamers and the Dirge continue behind him.
Jimmy Garcia: The Dirge and the Dreamers are still going at it, but it looks like Lazaro has some ulterior plans here! Katta Pult: Oh come on now!
Lazaro unleashes one last forearm before locking in Dorian for a suplex.
Katta Pult: You can only win in the ring! With a lot on his mind, Lazaro doesn’t notice Max, who springs over the top, hitting a sunset flip to Lazaro just as he hits a Superplex to Dorian! All the bodies go flying! Lazaro and Dorian collide onto the pile of Dreamers and Dirge!
Jimmy Garcia: MAMMA MY MIAS! Max with the sunset flip causing the Superplex to hit the sea of bodies on the outside!
Katta Pult: Nearly everyone is out! Jimmy Garcia: Everyone but Max!
Max, the only one truly safe from the impact, smirks.
Jimmy Garcia: There’s that smirk! He stares at the mass of bodies before grabbing Lazaro by the hair. He throws him into the ring, ignoring a stumbling Dorian who tries to follow.
Katta Pult: Dorian also managing to move after that high impact! Jimmy Garcia: Maybe the Dreamers and the Dirge served as good pillows?! Max gets on the apron, springing up, but only to land on the middle rope on the inside. He hits a lionsault, but Lazaro gets his knees up!
Katta Pult: Max going for high risk and it didn’t pay off! Jimmy Garcia: We’ve seen that lionsault hit flush before, but Lazaro wary enough to get his knees up! Max stumbles back, holding his abdomen. Lazaro gets to his feet slowly, but is wary enough to notice a charging Daemon.
Katta Pult: Both men still standing! Lazaro attempts to reverse it into another Michinoku driver…
Jimmy Garcia: EGD!
…but much like last time, Max gets out of it. This time, he maneuvers his feet around. He backs up and Superkicks Lazaro in the knee.
Katta Pult: Again Max out of it and again Max with the advantage! Lazaro hits the bad knee. Max turns around and sees Dorian attempting to enter the ring. Max responds by attempting to Superkick Dorian in the face.
Jimmy Garcia: Max ready to send Dorian to dream stre—Katta Pult: Whoa! Alas, Dorian catches it. Max starts to plead him off, but Dorian throws Max’s leg around, sending him RIGHT into a Michinoku driver from Lazaro! He even puts some stank on it by taking a couple steps and JAMMING Max into the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: The El Gato Driver! The El Gato Driver! Katta Pult: That EGD might’ve just broken Max’s neck! Before Lazaro can hook a leg, Dorian grabs him by the back of the head, sending him into a nearby middle turnbuckle face first.
Jimmy Garcia: There goes Lazaro! Dorian throws Max’s legs through, sending him to his feet. Dorian Superkicks Max in the abdomen, bending Max over and causing him to cough up a lung.
Katta Pult: Dorian wants Max! Dorian puts Max in between his legs and hits a powerbomb lungblower!
Jimmy Garcia: And there’s a Midnight Mass! Katta Pult: My god Max is being put through it! Dorian eagerly hooks a leg.
Ref: 1
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DING DING DING
Katta Pult: He did it! He pulled it out! Ethan Miller: The winner of the match, Dorian…BATEMAN! Dorian ignores the ref trying to raise his hand, instead opting to sending Max careening into a nearby turnbuckle. Dorian starts to celebrate, completely unaware of the shotgun dropkick that Lazaro busts out, sending the Dreamweaver over the top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro isn’t done yet! The Dreamers and Dirge continue brawling, ignoring them as Dorian hits the floor nearby.
Katta Pult: And neither are they! Lazaro looks down, standing in the middle of the ring. He gives a quick prayer motion before hitting the opposite ropes. When he reaches the side with all the chaos, all the aware bodies below scatter.
Jimmy Garcia: Lazaro with the suicide dive! Katta Pult: A little bit of order please! Roddy and a couple dreamers don’t scatter fast enough and take the full brunt of a suicide dive from Lazaro.
Jimmy Garcia: And down goes Lazaro! The fighting continues, even as Max grabs the top rope nearby.
Jimmy Garcia: This is already over and nobody wants to celebrate! He looks to the hard cam, giving it one more smirk before springing up. Once on the top rope, he hits a shooting star press down onto everybody gathered below!
Jimmy Garcia: My god, bodies are flying! Katta Pult: We have to get them out of here!Jimmy Garcia: We’ll take you somewhere else as security tries to separate everybody! Bateman wins the match, but NOBODY wins this onslaught!