Co-Main Event
Jill Park vs. Ash Blake vs. Addy A
“Therefore I am” begins to play through the PA system and Jill Park struts onto the ramp in a white jacket and thick white aviator sunglasses. She stops in the center of the stage as golden pyro consumes her for a moment.
Tracy Wolfson: From Venice Beach, California…JILL PARK!As it dissipates, she walks down to the ring to a chorus of boo and she slides into the ring. Jill stands in the center of the ring and slowly and sensually removes the jacket, tossing it in the nearest corner.
Chris Avery: Last weel during our Clash Main Event, Jill Park and Jake Paul interfered and tried to screw Lissie Hope out of the win against Regan Voorhees.
Billy: Yeah, and all hell broke loose!The distorted guitar that opens Rilo Kiley's "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" blares over the PA system as the house lights die, the ActionTron displaying nothing as a lone spotlight focuses on the stage. As Jenny Lewis' vocals come in, Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain to the center of the spotlight with an unsteady gait, the Hardcore Title slung over her shoulder. The spotlight follows her as she half-stumbles, half-sways down the ramp, distant gaze fixed on the center of the ring as around her the jeering of the crowd goes in one ear — literally.
Tracy Wolfson: Making her way to the ring, from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas! Standing five feet, seven inches tall and weighing in tonight at one hundred, twenty-five pounds. She is the Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion of the World, Ash Blake!The crowd hurls another wave of jeers at the mention of her name as she pauses for a moment at the base of the ring stairs. Shaking her head and inhaling deep, she gingerly ascends the stairs and steps under the middle rope, handing off the belt the official and making her way towards her corner as "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" slowly fades out and the house lights slowly come back to life.
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.
"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive
/ Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"
Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.
"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge
/ I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"
She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.
"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't
/ Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"
Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.
"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand
/ You could lose a hand, you could lose a"
When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand.
Tracy Wolfson: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope.
The referee quickly speaks to all three women and then rings the bell!
Immediately, Ash Blake darts across the ring and smashes Jill Park with a right hand! Jill falls to the canvas and Ash Blake then begins to stomp away at her!
Billy: Don’t think Ash Blake has forgotten about what Affluenza did to her just a few weeks ago!Addy A storms over and…begins stomping at Jill as well!
Chris Avery: I’m sure there’s no love-lost between Addy A and Ash Blake, but they sure have a common disdain for Jill Park!Ash backs off a step as Addy A picks up Jill and throws her to Ash, who connects with an enziguri to the head of Jill Park! Addy then clotheslines Jill over the top rope!
Billy: SHITFIRE! Addy A nearly decapitated Jill Park! She crashed to the floor below!Ash then hits an enziguri to the back of Addy’s head! She stumbles a bit and Ash hits a german suplex, with a bridge!
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Addy kicks out!
Chris Avery: That was close! Ash almost caught Addy sleeping, and almost ended it early!
Billy: So much for that alliance.Addy gets to her feet, but Ash backs her up with a couple of knife-edged chops sending her reeling into the corner. A few more chops and ‘woo’s’ from the crowd and Ash darts across the ring to the opposite corner and sprints back looking for a clothesline…but Addy gets a boot up into her face! Ash falls to the canvas immediately and Addy rolls foreward and lies in wait as Ash stumbles back up…discus forearm! It lands flush and Ash falls straight backward! Addy goes for the pin-NO! Jill Park from behind! She grabs ahold of Addy and sends her flying shoulder-first into the ring post!
Billy: SHITFIRE! Addy A went flying into the steel ring post!
Chris Avery: Jill Park as opportunistic and unapologetic as ever!Jill lifts Ash up, and plants her back down with a snap DDT!
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Ash kicks out!
Chris Avery: Jill Park nearly stole one!Jill picks Ash back up by her hair but Ash shoves her off! Jill hits a right hand! Returned by Ash! Another by Jill! Another returned by Ash! Jill goes low with a knee to the gut…ADDY COMES FLYING IN WITH A YAKUZA KICK! IT CAUGHT JILL FLUSH IN THE FACE AND SHE FLIES OUT OF THE RING AGAIN!
Spinning backfist to Ash! She would have fallen but the ropes prop her up! Addy comes flying forward again, looking for a clothesline but Ash elevates her in the air and over the top!
She lands on the apron! Ash hits a back elbow, stunning Addy and Ash exits to the apron…SHE PLANTS ADDY WITH A DDT ON THE APRON!
Chris Avery: Oh god! Addy just got planted head-first into the apron!
Billy: SHITFIRE!Ash is trying to lift Addy up…JILL PARK FROM BEHIND WITH A KENDO STICK!
The cane comes crashing onto the lower back of Ash Blake and she drops Addy, arching her back in pain. She turns around and Jill smashes her in the midsection with the cane again! Jill grabs Ash by the hair and throws her into the ring! Ash Blake is stumbling to her feet and Jill goes to the top rope, Kendo Stick in hand! She leaps off, looking for a knockout shot with the Kendo Stick, but Ash rolls out of the way! Jill turns, and Ash hits an enziguri! Jill drops the Kendo Stick and Ash picks it up…AND SMASHES HER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH IT!
Billy: SHITFIIIIIRE! KNOCKOUT SHOT TO JILL PARK!Ash covers, hooking both legs with a high stack!
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ADDY COMES FLYING IN WITH THE SAVE!
Jill rolls out of the ring as Addy and Ash trade blows! Addy gets the best of Ash this time, and ducks a clothesline attempt, dropping Ash with a DDT! Addy now whips Ash into the corner, and follows her in with a clothesline for good measure! She lifts Ash up, setting her up on the top turnbuckle. She hooks her up for a superplex, but Ash is fighting it! Several punches break Addy’s grasp and the two are trading blows on the top! A headbutt rocks Addy, but she doesnt fall! Ash pushes her off! Addy comes crashing down to the canvas! Ash takes a moment to survey the scene as she stands on the top rope…Jill Park is on the apron! She grabs at the leg of Ash, but she kicks her off, and Jill once again falls to the floor!
Addy is getting to her feet now, and Ash dives off with a crossbody…it connects! She hooks the near leg!
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Addy kicks out!
Jill Park slides in with a chair, and smashes it into the back of Ash Blake! She sizes Addy up now, she swings for her head! ADDY DUCKS! SHE SUPERKICKS IT BACK INTO HER FACE!
Addy falls into the cover!
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Ash breaks it up!
Billy: Oh no, here comes Regan Voorhees and Jake Paul to help Jill Park!
Chris Avery: God damnit! They both have chairs! Wait a minute…
BILLY: JOHNNY BACCHUS AND LISSIE HOPE AND RUNNING OUT BEHIND THEM!The chairs drop as Lissie smashes Regan from behind, and Johnny clobbers Jake Paul! KINGS DEAD ON JAKE PAUL!
Billy: SHITFIRE! JOHNNY BACCHUS JUST LAID WASTE TO JAKE PAUL!Regan and Lissie continue to brawl on the ramp, with Lissie tackling Regan into the barricade!
Back in the ring, Addy goes to enter the brawl on the outside, but Ash grabs her from behind and rolls her up!
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Jill Park interrupts, booting Ash in the head!
DOUBLE PARKED TO ADDY A! Addy drops to the canvas and Jill looks for the same bicycle knee strike on Ash, but she moves out of the way, and Jill crashes knee-first into the corner! MOUSE TRAP!
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Addy flies in for the save!
Billy: SHITFIRE! VANGUARD IS ON THE STAGE!
Chris Avery: Vanguard laid down the gauntlet last week, and I guess they’re here to survey this chaos!Jill Park notices Johnny Bacchus coming towards the ring and she slides out, the pair begin brawling at ringside! Addy and Ash leave the ring as well and it’s an all out brawl on the outside!
Jake Paul is barely getting to his feet and Addy tackles him back down, beating the shit out of him! Bacchus and Park are brawling! Lissie and Regan! Everyone is brawling just in front of the ring, and Ash Blake backs up to the ropes…she charges ahead with a TOPE CON HILO TAKING THEM ALL OUT!
Billy: SHITFIRE! ASH BLAKE TAKING EVERYONE OUT! THIS IS CHAOS! AND VANGUARD ARE WATCHING IT ALL UNFOLD!
Chris Avery: And for the second straight week, the referee is throwing out our Main Event! Something needs to be done with our tag team division! Everyone is out for blood!