Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2022 13:11:09 GMT -5
(Mystery Opponent) vs. Roman Gunn(c)
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash!
Chris Avery: And it's time for the CBS Championship match! Roman Gunn was left out of Havoc thanks to his loss to Claire Hawkins a few weeks ago!
Billy: And Pasternak said he had to defend the belt against a mystery opponent tonight!
The hook to Jesus Walks by Kanye West hits and the lights dim as a spotlight hits the curtain where Roman Gunn slowly walks through and raises his head to the sold out crowd. They all begin to boo as he stands perfectly still at the top of the ramp and stares out at the disgusting people below him.
Tracy Wolfson: From Miami, Florida.. he's ROMAN! GUNN!
Roman walks down the ramp looking to his left as everyone continues booing him but then he looks to the right and it's much of the same story. He turns towards the steel steps and gets onto the apron but before entering the ring he sets his foot back down on the apron and stares back out at the crowd. They just flip him off and continue booing.
He finally steps through the ropes and walks over to the far corner and puts both hands on the top turnbuckle tapping it twice and then pulling himself up to the middle turnbuckle rope and slowly raising his arms into the air. The crowd boos as Roman begins to trash talk the crowd back. He finally steps off the middle turnbuckle ropes and the lights go back to normal as the music slowly fades.
Tobias Hoffman, his manager takes the microphone.
Tobias Hoffman: Allow me to introduce to you one of the GREATEST! SMARTEST! FASTEST! AND MOST DOMINANT WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME!! QUICKER ON THE TRIGGER, AND NEVER HESITATES! HE IS! ROOOMMMAAANNNN!!
GUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
The crowd boos as Roman slowly holds up the CBS Championship belt.
Tobias throws the microphone to the outside and leaves the ring. The official takes the CBS Championship belt and holds it up and then gives it away too. The official backs up to the corner as Roman looks towards the ActionTron..
Billy: Who is it!?
Chris Avery: Tonight has been full of returns, debuts, and shocking moments!!
Billy: It's Evolution season, Chris!
Roman stands in the middle of the ring staring at the ActionTron..
"Ready or Not" The Fugees hits!
The crowd loses their mind!!
Billy: WHAT?!!? WHAT?!!? NO WAY!! NO GOD DAMN WAY!!
Cashe emerges from the curtain and stands on the stage!
Chris Avery: JASON CASHE!! CASHE HAS ANSWERED THE CALL!!
Billy: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!
Chris Avery: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN JUST BLEW THE DAMN ROOF OFF!!
The chorus rolls into the arena as his head has a bob to it as he stops at the stage. Looking around the arena before placing eyes on the ring. Cocking back, he howls and barks twice before throwing himself forward and heading to the ring.
Tracy Wolfson: From Houston, Tejas by way of Decatur, Georgia.. A truly Troubled One they call DiOGee.. Jaaaassoooon! CAAAASHE!!
The crowd fucking LOSES it again!!
Billy: MY GOD YOU CAN'T HEAR YOURSELF THINK!![/b][/font]
Stopping as the aisle turns to ringside, Cashe drags a foot creating an imaginary line. This is the line where when passed, the talking stops. He two step jogs to the ring, leaps up on the apron onto his left knee. He stands and dips under the top rope to enter the ring. He looks straight forward into Romans eyes!
Roman smirks!
The music fades!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Billy: ITS ELECTRIC IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!
Chris Avery: NEW YORK HAS LOST ITS MIND!!
DING DING DING
The crowd erupts as Roman just goes for his Superman punch! Cashe side steps and shoves Roman into the ropes letting him bounce towards him and hitting a side belly to belly suplex! Roman is down and Cashe bounces up and holds his arms out wide as the fucking crowd eats it up!
Roman is getting up and Cashe whips him into the turnbuckes stomach/chest first and Roman just stays in place! Tobias is yelling at Roman to wake up but Cashe is on the apron and charges at him WITH A BULL HAMMER FOREARM RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ROMAN!!
Billy: THE MARK OF JASON!!
Roman is out cold in the turnbuckles as Cashe slides through the ropes with such swagger as the crowd is eating it up and he picks up Roman from behind and sets him on the turnbuckles and hes seated towards the fans. His back towards the ring. Cashe back to the apron where Tobias is still yelling at Roman to get up.. Cashe springboards up to the ropes, grabs Roman and hits a neckbreaker down to the canvas!
Billy: UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!
Chris Avery: MY GOD THIS IS INSANE!!
Cashe stands up and Tobias gets on the apron! Yelling for Roman! Cashe turns around and grabs Tobias and hits him with a right hand!!
Billy: DOWN GOES TOBIAS HOFFMAN!!
Tobias sells it like fucking death and is out on the mats!
Roman is stumbling up and turns around and Cashe hits him with a kick to the gut!
AND CASHE HITS THE PEDIGREE PILEDRIVER!!
Billy: SCRAP! ACTION! DRIVERRRRRR!!
Roman is out and Cashe pins!
ONE!
TWO!!
Chris Avery: THREE!!
DING DING DING
Billy: WE GOT A NEW CBS CHAMPION!!
Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT!
Billy: JASON CASHE IS OUR NEW CBS CHAMPION!!
Cashe stands up and is handed the CBS Championship and he turns to the turnbuckles and holds it up!
Billy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!
Chris Avery: IN HIS FIRST EVER MATCH ON CLASH, HE BECOMES THE CBS CHAMPION!!
Billy: IS HE EVEN SIGNED TO ACTION WRESTLING?!
Cashe dips out of the ring and grabs the belt and then holds it up over his head while backing up the ramp!
Chris Avery: This is wild! This is something I'd never thought I'd see!
Billy: CASHE JUST PUT THE REST OF THE ROSTER ON NOTICE! HES OUR CBS CHAMPION!!
We fade to a commercial as Cashe points out at the crowd popping for him.