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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:36:06 GMT -5
Tracy Wolfson is in the middle of the ring and the fans are going crazy. Tracy Wolfson: Action Wrestling fans! Allow me to introduce our guest host and guest-General Manager..The crowd cheers Tracy Wolfson: He is the First Annual Prince Jimmy Dean Memorial Battle Royal Winner and an AW Original.. please WELCOME...The crowd erupts.. Tracy Wolfson: HAAAAAAJJEEEEETTTTT!!!Doobak Mota - Hukert Man Breathe Lonfer hits and the crowd cheers and we hear a car honking.. Billy: Whats this?!Chris Avery: OHHH!! OHH YEAH!! I LOVE IT!!Hajeet is coming in next to the stage in a BRAND.. NEW.. 2021 Ford Fusion. He's honking as he pulls it up and he hops out and the crowd goes crazy! Hajeet runs over to the ramp and gets on it and poses and the pyro blows up behind him! Billy: Hajeet!! hahah He's here!! I love this, Chris! Hajeet is here!Chris Avery: The Tripura Royal Prince is gracing us with his presence one more time in Action Wrestling! What's not to love!Hajeet gets into the ring and is waving at all the fans. He's absolutely dressed to the fucking nines and is the best he's ever looked! Hajeet: Thank you! I must give update on my life I am now officially a King in Tripura I now run the Kingdom of Tripura!The crowd pops! Billy: Whoa! Wow! Awesome!Hajeet: I thank you and I want to officially announce that Star Sports our biggest Sports Channel in all of India has made an exclusive deal with Action Wrestling and Star Sports will now show Clash, CruiserClash, and all special PPV events for free for India!The crowd pops Chris Avery: For free!? What a deal!Hajeet: I thank Torture and Gravedigger very much they are very nice very much!Billy: Yeah, what a deal, indeed!Hajeet: Lets get to tonights action! Thank you to Pasternak who is not with us tonight but he's just an hour away dealing with Frank Lower or Lowey or his lawsuit. He is very bad man and he did very bad things to a statue. But I am here and I made some of my favorite matches tonight!The crowd pops as the ActionTron shows the main event fatal four way. Hajeet: Ahh yes! My Spotify playlist these four have my favorite theme songs I love to jam bam wham to all of these musical themer songs to these wrestlers! They are my favorite! Also the next stop is Havoc!The crowd pops! They begin to chant.. EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP EN-TER HAVOC! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Billy: Ohh man, Hajeet could be entering Havoc!Hajeet: No, no, I will not enter Havoc, I am not entering Havoc I am retired and I am going to be retired!The crowd booooos as Hajeet shrugs and smiles. Hajeet: But I have the goodest news! Tonight some superstars will draw their numbers from the ball rolling super cool thingy deal!!The ActionTron lights up as we see the ball tumbler. The crowd pops. Hajeet: To ensure nothing go crazy I have brought in someone special to keep an eye and be my security for it!The ActionTron stays on the Ball Tumbler but it pans out and we see Petrov standing at the tumbler. The crowd erupts! Petrov begins to mumble to himself "Fuckin Balls mother fucker best friend Hajeet FUCK"The crowd begins to chant GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP GO TEAM FRIEND-SHIP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Hajeet: Thank you thank you. I think its about time we get started with the show but I have some more surprises and fun for you guys all night so dont worry I will be back!The crowd pops Hajeet: okay lets start the show!!!The crowd pops as Hajeets music hits! Billy: Wow! What an opening to a special night!Chris Avery: You're telling me, Billy! It's the final stop before Havoc!Billy: That's right! Tonight is the final opportunities for anyone to gain any sort of momentum, plans, or partnerships to get themselves in position to win Havoc!Chris Avery: And the winner of Havoc will go on to main event Evolution V against Dandy DiVito and fight for the World Championship in the biggest main event of all time!Billy: I can't wait!We go to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:37:49 GMT -5
Brandon Moore vs. Teijin
Squash match. Teijin throws this mother fucker around like crazy in the ring. Teijin wins with the finisher. Teijin celebrates with the Havoc graphic appearing on screen reminding folks it's in 2 weeks! Teijin then points at the Evolution V sign. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:38:35 GMT -5
WHOAAAAA
The Portland crowd comes alive upon the countdown clock ticking away to zero before breaking out into “Judas”. Chris Avery: What’s going on here?Billy: That means only one thing…Chris Page emerges on the top of the ramp soaking in a mixed reception from the crowd with his IIW Tag Title slung over his right shoulder. He starts to make the walk towards the Action Wrestling ring live on Clash. CCP reaches the ringside area. He climbs up on the ring apron before stepping through the ropes. He calls for a microphone. The music fades away as CCP takes the center of the ring with a mic in hand. Chris Page: Good evening, Action Wrestling. The crowd starts to quiet down as Chris gives his opening pleasantries. Chris Page: I’ve come before you tonight to talk about the word… disappointment. Chris lowers the microphone; he contemplates his next sentence before raising the microphone back up to his lips. Chris Page: It’s no secret that over the last seven or eight months I’ve partaken in a movement to bring professional wrestling together versus tearing it apart, and part of this movement requires that I venture across the many federations that I’ve not had dealing with; Action Wrestling included alongside a laundry list of others. Chris takes his IIW Tag Title holding it up in the air. Chris Page: Finding success is most… He lowers the title. Chris Page: Yet finding disappointment in others. Chris simply shakes his head as he continues. Chris Page: It baffles my mind when you have someone that’s globally known such as myself show up within any organization with the best intentions of helping your product only to be treated with someone like JC Keeton; a guy that couldn’t be bothered with promoting what was supposed to be his “moment”, yet I show up and carry him to a five-star classic yet leaving me feeling… disappointed. Chris gazes intently into the camera. Chris Page: Disappointment, it’s a bitch, so here I am wondering do I give Action Wrestling another shot after they, like so many other federations botched the easiest story to tell while putting serious eyes on their product.[/b][/font] The crowd starts to turn on Chris as some boos start to trickle from the crowd. Chris Page: I gave you the benefit of the doubt and elect to take part in the Battlebowl event… thinking to myself that maybe this time I’ll just present an open contract because surely some of the folks that occupy that locker room would be more than willing to step to the plate to give something tangible to sink my teeth into; WRONG again! Nah, instead I’m cast as the third wheel for a fifth-string championship that not even me winning would give it any real credibility! Chris Avery: I’m not so sure this is supposed to be aired.Chris Page: And before anyone spouts off nonsense about sour grapes, I’ll congratulate… whatever his name is because he picked up what is the biggest win of his career; those individuals are missing the point entirely. You don’t bury Chris Page, you don’t force him to play down you find someone that can step up or else the only thing you’re doing is squandering your shot. There’s a brief pause from Chris as he then states. Chris Page: Congratulations Action Wrestling, you’ve fucked up. You see I’m tired of being taken advantage of because you need someone to put over homegrown talent, and trust me when I say that Action isn’t the only place that’s about to be bitch slapped by “Chronic” Chris Page!The crowd breaks out into louder boos which draws a smirk from CCP. Chris Page: So how do we handle this? How does Action Wrestling make this right to me? It’s simple… Chris Page headlines the biggest Pay-Per-View of your existence where I will challenge and defeat the Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. Chris pauses for just a moment as he doesn’t give the crowd a chance to react. Chris Page: Disappointment, it’s something that I feel in my bones… and it’s something that I’m going to force-feed down all your throats; but I don’t want it handed to me, oh no… So tonight I’ve come before you all that I won’t allow the brass to protect any of you any longer, I am entering the Havoc Rumble, I am winning the Havoc Rumble, I am headlining the biggest show this company can produce where I will procure the AW World Title! The boos are reigning down upon Chris as he continues. Chris Page: I’m calling my shot right now, and I DARE someone… anyone to try and stop me. No one is safe… Don’t pretend I don’t have a roster of my own on speed dial. I’ll see ONE of you; specifically, at the Rumble. Chris drops the microphone as his intentions are set for the Havoc Rumble. He winks at the camera as the crowd boos him while he makes his exit.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:39:52 GMT -5
Max Daemon Back on Clash! 3: Return to the Sky Box
We head on up to the sky box in the Moda Center. We can see Max Daemon surrounded by a good number of beer cans. Currently in his right hand is a clear glass of alcohol. His hair is out of sorts as he stares down into the arena. Billy: Another week. Another lack of match for Max. Chris Avery: He has been in a rut as of late ever since losing to Conor. He can't seem to pick up a win. Billy: He can't even seem to get a word in with these fans. Chris Avery: He thought he was defending AW's honor at UFC 272, but these fans clearly think otherwise. Billy: Hell, I think otherwise. It was disrespectful and he's a piece of shit for what he did. Chris Avery: Nevertheless, Max has fallen off the wagon hard. God, how many drinks has he had? Billy: It looks like an Alabama family reunion/wedding in there. Chris Avery: Don't let Lissie hear you say that.
Up in the sky box, we see Jade Riley enter. She walks up to Max, leaning down over him as she speaks. Jade Riley: Max! Hey! I just wanted to ask you a few questions?
Max rolls his eyes as he finishes his clear glass. He waves his free hand in accent. Jade Riley: I just wanted to get your thoughts on the last few weeks. I'm sure all of these fans would love to hear about it.
She holds the mic towards him, and Max smirks and silently laughs, doubly so as the fans begin their reaction. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHe shakes his head, pushing the mic away in favor of another can of beer. He grabs the empty clear glass, gesturing behind him while opening the can. An attendant takes it from him as he takes a drink from the new beer can. Jade tries again to gesture the mic towards him, but again, the crowd reacts. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSJade takes the mic back when Max just continues to drink. Jade Riley: Max, Havoc is just on the horizon and you haven't announced your entry yet. Are you planning on entering?
Max continues to silently laugh, shaking his head in humor. Billy: That isn't a no. Chris Avery: It's also not a yes.
Max takes another drink from the can as Jade holds the mic towards him. FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU DAEMON *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*When the can is finished, Max crushes it and tosses it behind him. He grips the mic from Jade's hand, forcing it into his own grip. He gestures towards her to leave. When she doesn't, he stands up, pointing towards the door. Jade steps back, hesitant for a few moments. The attendant returns with Max's glass. He grabs it from her hand and takes a heft gulp of half the glass. Billy: Jade needs to leave.Chris Avery: She's just doing her job. Billy: She needs to think of herself.
When Jade doesn't leave fast enough, Max tosses the remainder of the glass at her! It hits her face and dress. She stands there a few moments, more in shock than anything as the alcohol drips down her face, running her make-up. Chris Avery: What the hell!? Billy: Well that was unnecessary. Chris Avery: Max just threw whatever that drink was all over Jade!
When Max points once again, ignoring the fans' loud amount of boos, Jade relents. She exits the sky box. Max tosses the now empty clear glass towards the attendant who has her mouth open in shock and anger. The attendant and Max lock eyes for a few moments before the former leaves to refill the glass. Max looks towards the crowd. He opens up another beer can with the mic hand while using the other one to open the door. Without the plexiglass in the way, the crowd give it to him. ASSSHOOOLE ASSSHOOOLE ASSSHOOOLE ASSSHOOOLEMax looks to raise the mic towards his lips, and that's enough for the crowd. DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKS DAEMON SUCKSMax waits a few more moments before throwing the open can of beer out the window. It is sent flying into the crowd, sending beer flying onto them with it. He then tosses the mic behind him before closing the sky box to return to his binge. Billy: He's losing it, Chris. Chris Avery: We still don't know if Max is going to be in Havoc. And I don't think Max knows either. Billy: He's in a bad way. Maybe not as bad as having cough syrup in his veins along with whatever he threw into his Mix, but that's a LOT of alcohol. Chris Avery: Whatever the hell Max is going through, the crowd is refusing to hear it. And I think it's only hurting Max in the long run.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:43:39 GMT -5
Alex Kincaid vs Smirnov
Smirnov is in the ring.. The pounding opening notes to “Feel the Same” hit the speakers and bring the crowd to its feet. . We get a cameraman doing a classic roady run, all the way from the bottom of the aisle to the entrance way just in time to catch Amelia Terrance and Alyssa Kincaid step out from the back. Alyssa is all smiles, waving to the people and trying to hype them up. Amelia watches the curtain for Alex to emerge. A moment later he steps out from the back. He takes a deep breath, rolling his hips back and forth and stretching his hands down to pound his fists against the floor. When he looks up at the ring again, his expression has changed. It’s time to go to work. Tracy Wolfson: Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Alyssa Kincaid and Amelia Terrance, from Bearing, Alberta and weighing in at 225 pounds, he is ‘Infiiiiiinite’ Alex Kincaaaaaid! By now he's made his way to ringside. He darts forward, sliding under the bottom turnbuckle and coming up to a kneel on the other side. He watches the girls take their position in his corner and then pops up to his feet with a grin on his face. He slides through the ropes and charges the other side, shouting and beckoning to the crowd to cheer him on. Finally he returns to his corner and begins stretching against the ropes, awaiting the sound of the bell to get him off the leash. Billy: It's the return of Alex Kincaid!Chris Avery: I LOVE IT!DING DING DING
Smirnov runs at Kincaid but he hits him with a superkick tot he stomach! Kincaid then hits a running tornado DDT up the turnbuckles!
Billy: THE REVOLUTION DDT!!
The crowd erupts as Kincaid is calling for the finish already!
He picks up Smirnov and drops him with the Cross Legged Samoan Driver!
Billy: THE INIFINITE CRASSHHH!!
Kincaid covers!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
The crowd erupts as Kincaid is up and celebrating in the middle of the ring!
Chris Avery: Alex Kincaid is going to be a force to reckon with in Havoc!
Billy: Havoc is on April 16th, live in Discord! You don't want to miss it!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:45:26 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone Segment Billy: In the backstage area we have Jade Riley standing with the challenger to the Hardcore Championship, Jonny Cedrone. Jade?Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jonny Cedrone will challenge for the Hardcore Championship once again. This has been a blood feud that has lasted for about four months now and no end appears to be in sight. Jonny, what are your thoughts on this match tonight?The camera zooms out to fit Gloria, Jonny and Jade Riley into the shot. The fans in attendance cheer loudly Jonny Cedrone: Actually Jade, believe it or not I’m gonna keep this shorter than usual. Because honestly, what needs to be said that hasn’t been said?Jonny turns his attention to the camera Jonny Cedrone: Ash, you actually said it best. We’ve said everything that can be said. We’ve sung the song. We’ve danced the dance. We’ve virtually done everything that needs to be done…except one thing…and that’s for me to take that Hardcore Championship away from you here tonight.If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times – probably literally – you are without a doubt one of my toughest opponents. You’re the Hardcore Champion for a reason. You cherish it more than you do life itself! The way a true Champion should be.We all have our cross to bear, that hill that we’ll all die on, that ship we’ll all go down with. You’ll go to that hill and die on it for the Hardcore Title. The ship I’m going down with is the fact that I know that I can take that Championship from you and won’t stop trying until I do!In short…tonight…we die!!!Jonny and Gloria exit the screen leaving Jade alone to throw it back to Billy and Chris Avery. Billy: Wow! Strong words from the challenger!Chris Avery: The passion and the tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife Billy!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:45:54 GMT -5
Dionysus Makes a Declaration Jade Riley: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome one half of the Action Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Dionysus.*CRUNCH*A loud, audible crunch echoed through the locker room as Dionysus, donning his third finest suit and carrying a bag of tortilla chips. Dionysus: Hey Jade, want some?Jade Riley: Uhh...no. no thank you.Dionysus: *shrug* Suit yourself.Jade Riley: You declared at the end of last year that 2022 would be "The Year of Wine and Roses," and that you would win the world title this year. Since you lost the contendership at Casino Night, are you worried you won't achieve that goal?Dionysus: ...Why would anyone think I'd be worried?Jade Riley: B...because you-Dionysus: Let me stop you right there. Yes, I didn't win at Casino Night. Yes, a lot of people may think that I should rescind my declaration. But what kind of message would that send? It'd be like making a New Years resolution to go to the gym and give up one week in.Jade Riley: Yes, but with other big names like Corey Black, Carter Shaw, and Johnny Bacchus, not to mention your partner Downfall-Dionysus: You're wondering if I'm going to end up lost in the shuffle, is that right?Jade Riley: Well...frankly, yes.Dionysus: Then let me put all my chips on the table.Dionysus sets his bag of chips on the table next to him. Because of course there's a table there for the joke. Dionysus: Around this time last year, I begged, pleaded, made a fool of myself over, and fought tooth and nail for the number one position in the Havoc Rumble. At that time, I had nothing going for me; multiple contenderships with losses mounting up, no direction, no path to success. I realized, then and there, that I was simply allowing myself to coast. I vowed to never do that again. And sure, I didn't win Havoc last year, even starting at number one. But that was to send a message to everyone backstage, that message being "I'm still here, assholes."Dionysus: And now look where I'm at; on track to be not only part of one of the longest reigning tag team champions, but also part of one of the longest title reigns in the company. Not to mention the accomplishments I've had outside of Action Wrestling. My stock is rising, and will only continue to grow. So the same thing happens again for Havoc: win or lose, I'm sending another message. When I get the number one spot again-He paused, turning to look straight into the camera. Dionysus: And I WILL get the number one spot. No asking this time.He winks, turning back to Jade. Dionysus: When I get my spot, I will toss everyone out of there. Whether you're my enemy or my friend, I'm walking out to fight Dandy. I'm all in.Dionysus walked off camera as it panned down to the bag of tortilla chips as it moves to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:52:02 GMT -5
Tony Savage vs. Odin Balfore(c)
Billy: Our next match is for the Action Wrestling Television title!Chris Avery: Yessir Billy! Action Wrestling mainstay Odin Balfore is defending against Action Wrestling newcomer Tony Savage!Billy: He may be new to ADub but he’s an accomplished competitor the world over. This should be a good one!"Face To The Floor" by Chevelle hit the speakers, and Tony's standing at the ramp entrance, cracking his knuckles while sporting a very cocky, very malicious grin. He does slap a fan or 2's hand coming down the ramp, but he doesn't stop for distractions. He sets his warm up jacket on a chair, climbs into the ring, and punches on the padding on a turnbuckle before the bell rings. Billy: Tony Savage looks ready to go!Chris Avery: Of course! He’s a professional and he has a chance here to snag a prestigious title in his second match here! It won’t be easy though.“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer and once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow and methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist...Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won!Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. The bells rings as Savage and Balfore circle each other. Odin goes to try and lock up but Tony dips out of the way and throws a stiff kick catching the TV champion in the thigh. Odin growls and goes to throw a hand but Tony blocks it and nails Balfore with another hard kick to the leg. Odin grimaces and does some legs movements to try and stretch it out as Savage gives him a smirk. Billy: Savage trying to chop the big man down!Chris Avery: Smart move from the veteran. Odin can’t use his god-like power if he can’t stand!Odin finally grabs Tony and locks up with him before powering him into the corner hard. Odin throws a few heavy body shots into Savage as he tries to cover up. The All Father drops a couple of hard elbows down on Savage, rocking him a little bit. Balfore grabs him and gives an evil smirk before he lifts him up and just tosses him nearly across the ring with a massive biel! Billy: Shitfire! Odin just tossed a grown man across the ring like a sack of potatoes!Chris Avery: Balfore might be the strongest man in Action Wrestling and it’s not close!Tony is holding his back as he tries to get to his feet. Odin stalks him and pulls him up by the hair before dropping him down with a big sidewalk slam! Odin goes for a cover. ONE TWO TH- Savage kicks out! Billy: Big slam by Odin but it wasn’t enough to keep Tony Savage down!Chris Avery: It’s going to take a lot more than that!Odin pulls Tony up and starts hitting him with big soup bone hands before scooping him up on his shoulder and starts to get momentum, looking for the Law Maker, but Savage slips down off his shoulder. He lands on his feet and immediately, dives at Odin’s knee, taking the big man down to one knee with a chop block! Savage starts to throw rights and lefts at Balfore, peppering him in the face and side of the head before he bounces off the ropes and nails Odin with a knee strike to the jaw the echoes throughout the arena! Billy: JESUS! I think I saw a tooth go flying into the crowd!Chris Avery: Incredible precise knee strike. That was viscous!Instead of going for a cover, Tony grabs Balfore by the leg he chopped blocked and drags him closer to the ropes. He hangs his leg on the bottom rope before grabbing the top rope. He leaps into the air and drops his full weight down over the knee of the Se7en God, causing him to yell out in pain. Savage does this again and again before grabbing the leg and locking Odin into an Indian Deathlock causing Odin to howl out! Billy: Indian Deathlock applied by Savage! He’s got the All Father locked in the center of the ring!Chris Avery: So much pressure and torque are being applied to the leg Tony has been trying to work over! Odin could be in a bad way!The referee drops down and asks Odin if he gives up but he shakes his head as Savage pushes on his knee, applying more pressure. Balfour grips his teeth and starts to use his great strength to pull himself towards the ropes. Tony shakes his head and starts to apply more pressure, making the big guy yell out more but he keeps pulling himself to the ropes. Billy: Odin’s trying to pull himself to the ropes but every second he’s locked in this hold is devastating!Chris Avery: Odin is strong but even a monster’s knee is just made of bone and tissue. Everything could be tearing!Billy: Could we see Odin tap?!?!?!Odin makes one last lunge and grabs onto the bottom rope. The ref starts to count but Savage breaks the hold, quickly getting to his feet. He grabs Odin’s ankle and tries to pull him away from the ropes but Balfore boots him in the stomach sending him stumbling back. Balfour pulls himself back to his feet with the ropes but Tony is back on him, throwing rights and lefts into the body of the giant. Odin shoves him off and lifts his leg, catching Savage with a big boot that floors him. Billy: Wow what a boot to the mush!Chris Avery: Odin might’ve turned the tide here!Odin pulls Tony up and hooks the legs lifting him up and dropping him with his Maverick-plex! The All Father gets up and leaps high into the air crashing down onto Savage with a huge leg drop across the throat. Odin stands and looks out to the crowd, signaling the end. He reaches down and grabs the throat of Savage and just pulls him up to his feet with pure strength! Odin pulls him up into the air in goozle but on the way up Savage catches him in the chin with another knee. This stuns Odin and Savage drives another knee into his chin. Call him DJ Khaled cuz he gives him another one. The grip around Tony’s neck releases and he starts to drop but he wraps his arm around the back of Odin’s neck and spikes him into the canvas with a huge DDT! Savage crawls into a cover! ONE TWO THR-NO! Odin kicks out! Billy: Shitfire! I thought that was it!Chris Avery: You and seventy-five percent of the arena Billy!Tony slaps the mat in frustration but quickly goes back to Odin’s knee, kicking at it and driving his knee into it. Savage looks like he’s trying to slap on a figure four but Odin kicks him in the rear sending him off him. Odin starts to get up but Tony is back on him throwing combo punches, causing Balfore to cover up. Odin gets to his feet and just grabs the smaller man lifting him up and driving him into the mat with a body slam. Tony starts to get up and Odin runs and bounces off the ropes trying to come back with a clothesline but Savage grabs him and lifts him up dropping him with a 180 spinebuster! Billy: Spinbuster to end all spinebusters! Damn!Chris Avery: What a counter there by Tony!Savage is trying to get up as Odin is pulling himself up to his feet… Suddenly the arena goes dark. The sounds of ravens come rolling through the arena. A blue spotlight falls upon the stage as mist begins to float over it. More ravens are heard just before the arena lights strobe before the loud boom of a clap of thunder. A slow melody grows in volume as a mass mixture of voices flood the PA system. Upon the ActionTron flutters in snowy static when the voices begin. "He is We. You are no-one. We are the catalyst for him and his message He is wanting. Has a desire for the head of the Action Wrestling Television Champion. Mister Balfore, you are the current holder of the championship belt he wishes to capture. We stated last time that your dominance is a false dominance. You have fought and battled against those that are not only weak in their physical presentation. But their minds are weak. Feeble. Unable to overcome the fight before it began. You see Mister Balfore, you use the game that He already is a master of. When the time arrives for you to take on He, you will be the one defeated mentally. Listen to We. The truth is being stated. Soon He will make the words reality. Do you accept your fate? Have you accepted your path? Or will you fall before He is able to get his hands up in you? Havoc is around the corner. Soon Evolution. Will you still carry the Television championship to Evolution? If you want to, you must Evolve. Advance. Grow. Study. But know that your abilities have already been studied. Scrutinized. And analyzed. We state the words. HE creates the reality.The many voices echo off into oblivion as more ravens are heard. Another strobe of the arena lights. A rolling clap of thunder. The piano melody's volume has increased tenfold. The snowy static of the ActionTron begins to move and shift. Within the snowy static a letter begins to appear. It is the letter 'C' but quickly vanishes as does the mist, spotlight, melody. Billy: What the hell was that!?Chris Avery: THATS THE MYSTERIOUS THING THATS BEEN HAPPNING TO ODIN BALFORE FOR WEEKS!Odin turns around and SAVAGE TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH One Shot, One Kill!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Savage pins Odin! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: WE GOT A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: TONY SAVAGE JUST WON THE TITLE!! SAVAGE WON THE TITLE!!Odin is getting up and is pissed and he looks down at his hands.. Savage rolls out and leans on the table holding up his newly won Television Championship.. Odin looks at the ActionTron in FUCKING FURY… Billy: THAT MYSTERIOUS VOICE, THE PERSON.. WHATEVER IT IS.. ITS FINALLY COST ODIN THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!Chris Avery: GOOD GOD!! BUT TONY SAVAGE IS THE TV CHAMPION!! HOW INSANE!Billy: CAN YOU TELL WE’RE IN EVO SEASON!! We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:53:18 GMT -5
Holden Ross Speaks
We cut to Holden, in the back, dressed to the nines in a custom tailored, charcoal suit. He looks angry, irritated, pissed off. He lets out a sigh before beginning. Holden Ross: Action Wrestling drug me up here, to this crime infested, drug addicted, homeless nightmare! Just this past week there was a three alarm fire under an overpass when a homeless cook site went up. Cops are killin people….He shakes his head. Holden Ross: And you wonder why you only have a Wish brand basketball team? Why would anyone want to set up shop here?The crowd begins booing which brings a smirk to his face. Holden Ross: I’m goin out there, kicking Pauly’s ass, grabbin Serenity, and getting the Hell outta here.Holden facepalms the camera and we cut out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:54:19 GMT -5
Holden Ross vs. Pauly Strong
Pauly Strong is already in the ring and he's bouncing up and down. Steve Bentley who has a neckbrace on is standing in the ring with a microphone as we come back to Monday Night Clash. Steve Bentley: It's unjust what Odin Balfore did to me last week!The crowd pops! Steve Bentley: Stop cheering for that PSYCHO!The crowd pops louder! Steve Bentley: Look at me! I'm in a neck brace! I could be PARALYZED!The crowd pops as Strong becomes furious! Steve Bentley: And what Pasternak told us! The crowd boos.. Steve Bentley: Don't you boo me!! Pasternak told us that Pauly Strong isn't in the Havoc rumble!The crowd cheers! Steve Bentley: Stop it!! Stop cheering that!!The crowd cheers! Steve Bentley: PAULY STRONG ISNT IN HAVOC!The crowd erupts! Steve Bentley: STOPPPPP IT!!Air raid sirens begin their cries of warning as the arena is plunged into darkness. As they reach their crescendo, and begin their fall, a single spotlight cuts through the dark, illuminating Holden who is standing statuesque, just this side of the threshold of the entrance curtain. Chris Avery: There he is! The Human Wrecking Ball! Just in the nic of time!Billy: Those sirens are appropriate…Just like their signal of warning in the real World, in A.W. they are a warning that the “Bastard” is making his way to the ring. When the spotlight first shines on him, he has his head down, chin on his chest and his eyes closed. The sirens begin winding up their pitch for the second round of screaming. He lifts his head and his face is void of emotion, his eyes black pools of nothing, similar to a great white's eyes. Tracy Wolfson: Making his way to the ring; standing at six feet, five inches tall and weighing in at just over three hundred pounds! He hails from San Luis Obispo! He is “The Bastard!” Hoooooldennnnnnnn RRRRRRRRRRoosssssssss! The sirens are relentless as he strolls down to the ring. He takes his time climbing the ring steps and wipes his feet before entering the ring. He brings his hands together in front of his chest, in a praying position. He then removes the ski mask, chain, and jacket and tosses it out to the ring girl. When the referee attempts to check him for contraband, Holden gently pushes him away and leans into his corner, a bit more fired up.. DING DING DING Bentley is gingerly out of the ring and Strong rushes into Holden with a lariat sending him back into the corner! Strong hits rights and lefts to the body before whipping Holden out of out of the corner into the turnbuckles! Holden smashes into them back first and stumbles out and Strong hits a lariat sending Holden crashing to the canvas!! Billy: WOW!!Chris Avery: STRONG WITH A STRONG LARIAT!Holden is up and Strong goes for a bicycle kick but Holden chops it down and then hits a spinning back elbow! Holden hits a quick rushing lariat sending Strong reeling back into the ropes! Holden grabs Strong and picks him up into a powerbomb.. and then hits a buckle bomb in the corner!! Strong stays put in the corner as Holden rushes into the corner and hits a body splash! Strong falls to a sitting position.. Billy: Holden really rocking Strong here!Holden rushes in with a flipping cannonball crashing into Strong! Chris Avery: God damn!!Holden is up and Strong stumbles up but Bentley reaches in and grabs the foot of Holden! Billy: WHOA WAIT A MINUTE!Holden looks down as Bentley is in pain from his neck trying to hold onto Holden as Scala rushes around the ring and grabs Bentley and pulls him out of the ring.. The crowd laughs as Bentley falls over holding his neck and Scala didn't even throw a punch.. Strong hits a forearm on Holden and then goes for a move but Holden catches him and hits a short-arm clothesline, but hangs on and lifts him up right into the Gonzo Bomb Billy: DAMN!!Chris Avery: WOW!Billy: ITS OVER!Holden covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Holden gets up and celebrates standing over Pauly Strong but the crowd pops as Scala is pulling out a table from under the ring.. Billy: Well, wait a minute!Scala is laughing as he slides it into the ring and then rolls in after it.. Holden is a bit curious.. Scala starts to unfold the legs and set the table up.. Chris Avery: What is happening here?!Scala turns the table and sets it up as Holden is getting fired up now.. Scala lifts Strong from behind and puts him on Holdens shoulders.. Holden POWERBOMBS PAULY STRONG THROUGH THE TABLE!! Billy: WOW!!Chris Avery: JESUS! THE STRENGTH!!Bentley crawls in and lays on top of Pauly Strong as Holden and Scala fist pound and leave the ring.. Billy: Holden Ross defeated Strong and then just powerbombed him through a table!Chris Avery: Grindhouse off to a strong start here tonight!We fade out as Grindhouse head up the ramp and Bentley is almost crying over Strong in the table debris..
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:56:00 GMT -5
Lissie Hope Interview Recap
A replay of some of Lissie’s soundbites from her interview this week on Jade Riley’s new talkshow on Paramount+ is quickly shown.
“Addy and I - we’ve been through it all.”
“There’s - things - we still want to do.”
“And they think I’m going to drag Addy down to the pit of hell with me.”
“We’re not just representing Clash - we’re representing tag-team excellence.“ “And the LWO? They can bet all their pesos on themselves, but they’re bringing their cockfight to a dogfight. “
After the quick collection of clips is finished, the fans roar with cheers as we cut to the pre-taped interview segment once more, with Jade Riley sitting across from Lissie Hope.Jade Riley: Enough with the punchlines though, Lissie. You’re great at them, don’t get me wrong - we all know your sense of humor. We know you like to poke fun at people, and get under their skin. But I want you to look beyond that right now.Lissie Hope: What do you mean, Jade?Jade Riley: I want you to tell me something real.Lissie Hope shifts in her chair. She’s struggling not to release an array of emotions as Jade pushes.Jade Riley: You and Addy - like you said, you’ve been to hell and back. I know you answered the “why”... do you have an answer for “how”? How did you girls get through all of your issues? You nearly killed each other a year and a half ago.Lissie Hope: I… don’t know.Jade Riley: I’m going to hold you to an answer, Lissie. Lissie Hope: The love was never lost, Jade. I might have been - but the love wasn’t. Addy - even when I was being a total bitch to her, and wondering why the hell she was getting close with Johnny, and in the middle of her big war with Regan… somehow, she never stopped caring for me. Lissie pauses and wipes the corner of her eye.Lissie Hope: And that couldn’t have been easy, y’know? So when she was like, let’s run it back! Lissie smiles, her captivating energy beginning to grow.Lissie Hope: My first reaction was yes. Yes, absolutely, yes. We can be a team again! Yes! It was so exciting. So heartwarming. And it’s been so fulfilling already.Jade reaches over and touches Lissie’s knee, giving her reassurance.Jade Riley: And I’m so happy for you, you’ve really turned things around -Lissie Hope: - I’m tryin’, yeah.Jade Riley: But since you mentioned him, I do want to shift gears a little bit. We have to talk about a situation that kind of mirrors what you went through last year. Of course, I’m talking about Johnny Bacchus and Ash Blake.The tension grows in the room as Lissie’s face drops in confusion.Jade Riley: You haven’t said a lot about it. Lissie Hope: I’ve had my own shit to deal with.Jade Riley: Right - understandable. Your issues with Cypher and Emma are well-documented. Lissie Hope: And I’m not here to talk about them.Jade Riley: Which is why I am asking you about Johnny. About Ash.Lissie Hope: What do you want to know?Jade Riley: How you feel about it, first off. Your immediate reaction on twitter was that of confusion. You asked him why.Lissie Hope: And he answered.Jade Riley: Did his answer satisfy you?Lissie Hope: He asked me to trust him.Jade Riley: And do you?A bit of hesitation. Probably more than Lissie intended.Lissie Hope: I trust him. Of course I trust him.Jade Riley: Do you trust Ash?Lissie’s demeanor hardens as her cheeks flush red.Lissie Hope: What is this? What are you trying to do here, Jade?Jade Riley: Everyone has their own thoughts about this pairing, and I would like to know yours.Lissie Hope: That’s the problem. Everyone has thoughts about this. And it’s sickening. It’s bullshit moral superiority from a bunch of clout-hungry heathens whose opinions no one even wants. Yeah, let’s ask Max Daemon, of all people, what he thinks. Someone who never bothered to step up last year and do something about Ash. About me.Jade Riley: Lissie -Lissie Hope: Let’s ask Corey Black and Downfall and Dionysus, who latched onto the good-guy squad just long enough to watch Johnny Bacchus nearly kill himself for the cause, only to use that false, disingenuous morality to propel them to World Championship opportunities. Jade Riley: You’re defl -Lissie Hope: Let’s ask Holden Ross and Gerard Angelo, two of the most cunning, deceptive, dangerous, and selfish men on this entire roster what they think - even if neither of them were here firsthand to see it. Let’s ask the old white knight Trey Bouchet to add his two cents, even if he took his balls and bailed the first chance he was ever thrust into the spotlight.Jade Riley: Why so much anger?Lissie Hope: Because none of these people have any goddamn right to question Johnny Bacchus. No right to question what he’s done, or what he’s going to do. He nearly became a martyr for the soul of Action Wrestling, a soul that I helped rip out and nearly poison. And now you want to cut his legs out from under him? Kick him down while he’s reaching for you to pull him up? Jade Riley: Why are you taking this so personal? Lissie Hope: Because it is personal! I was there, Jade. I lived it. I nearly died for it. And these people with the loudest barks have no reason to get involved. None. They shouldn’t dictate how Johnny is received. They shouldn’t poison the well, and make him out to be persona non grata. It was done to me. Sometimes, it’s still done to me. Even when I try to do everything right. The right way. It hurts - it hurts to see it happen to him, of all people.Jade Riley: Does Addy feel the same way you do?Lissie exhales and stares a hole through Jade. Her words come out barely above a whisper.Lissie Hope: We haven’t talked about it.Jade Riley: You haven’t discussed Johnny and Ash with your own partner?Lissie starts unclipping her mic from the shoulder strap of her tank. Lissie Hope: Are we done? I think we’re done.Jade Riley: But Lissie -Lissie Hope: Thanks for your time, Jade. I’ll see you on Monday.As Lissie begins to walk off frame, Jade awkwardly turns her attention back to the camera.Jade Riley: Thanks again to Lissie Hope for having this interview with me. The Swallowing, and -The door slams closed, and Jade winces in shock.Jade Riley: Addy A and Lissie of the Swallowing take on LWO in Hajeet’s Brand vs. Brand tag team showcase!The feed cuts back to the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:56:49 GMT -5
Gerard Angelo Assesses the Field of US Contenders
We cut back to a dark screen. It stays dark for a few moments when a spotlight suddenly snaps on. Gerard Angelo is seen sitting in his director’s chair, dressed in a suit, the United States championship resting on his shoulder. He taps his fingers on one of the armrests, his usual cocky smirk nowhere to be found. Gerard Angelo: Everyone thinks they can just glom my spotlight. All of these parasites trying to attach themselves to me because they can’t create any sort of buzz for themselves. A has-been, a nobody, and a failure all think they can come and try to take what is mine. No, no.He grips the title tightly. Gerard Angelo: Sam Kidsgrove is a has-been. In acting and in wrestling. He knows this so he wants to try and knock me, a real star, off my pedestal. Because he can’t handle the fact that I made him obsolete here. Cass Adler is a nobody. Hasn’t done anything with his life or career. All of a sudden he puts on a pair of fight shorts, gets a new haircut and thinks he has what it takes to step to me. Fool.Gerard grimaces. Gerard Angelo: Claire Hawkins is a failure. She couldn’t successfully defend the CBS title against a senior citizen and a man who doesn’t have an original thought in his cinderblock head. She had a chance to silence a moron and defeat a true icon. But she failed. Now she wants to try and make a claim for something she has no business in. I am not here to be a stepping stone for people looking to gain relevance. I don’t care if you’re a washed-up actor, a sex pest, or a fake witch. I am a Living Legend and I WILL be treated with the respect I deserve.Gerard’s face had grown angry as he spoke, getting redder by the second as a vein bulged in his temple. He catches himself and leans back, adjusting his tie as he took a deep breath. Gerard Angelo: But this isn’t something I have to worry about. This Sunday is Havoc and the Living Legend is going to win the whole damn thing. I don’t care how many people I need to throw out on their asses, I am going to the main event of Evolution. I’m going to make history by being the first man to hold the United States title and the World title at the same damn time.He grins. Gerard Angelo: So you leeches need to go find a new host. Gerard Angelo is going to the top of the industry once again. You don’t have to like it, but learn to love it.Gerry snaps his fingers and the spotlight goes out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 0:59:07 GMT -5
Swallowing vs LWO Tracy Wolfson: The following is an interbrand tag team match and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first...The music hits and Papito comes walking out like the hunchback of notredame but he spits into the air and raises his hands with the too sweet signature taunt as Riddler jumps from behind the curtain out and gets the crowd pumped. The crowd is booing the entire time. Papito and Riddler do a too sweet on the top of the stage as they make their way down the ramp.. Tracy Wolfson: From Mexico City, Mexico, they are the Lucha World Order.. Papito and Rey Riddler!Papito rolls into the ring as Riddler jumps to the apron and jumps right up to the middle turnbuckle and poses as Papito leans on the ropes facing the hardcam yelling out at the crowd! Riddler flips into the ring and Too Sweets Papito one more time in the middle of the ring as they head bang to their music and play air guitar. They continue yelling out "FOR LIFE" and "LWO HERMANO". They get into their corner and prepare. Chris Avery: Coming to you straight from Cruiserclash, Papito and Riddler are here to dazzle us with their... good... lucha... things.Billy: Good lucha things? Pffft man, whatever nerd says something like that can find their career in the toilet!"Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches begins to echo throughout the arena, as the arena lights blackout leaving the arena in total darkness, the fans the front rows are sprayed with a glow in the dark spray that gives the impression that they've received a facial. As the lyrics of the song kick into the gear, the arena lights begin to strobe before proving a single light focus on the stage, while the rest of the arena remains bathed in darkness. Lissie Hope is first to walk out onto the landing,. Adelaide Ainsworth skips out behind her. The two girls don't tap any titles together because they don't currently have them to complete this action before they start making their way to the ring. Addy skipping to the ring like a slutty school girl, while Lissie Hope trails behind. The spotlight splits in two as it follows the girls to the ring. Lissie trails behind Addy and enters the ring, while Ainsworth skips around the ring. Tracy Wolfson: And their opponents... LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE AND ADELAAAAAAIDE AIIIINSWOOOORTH... THE SWAAAALOOOOWING!!The lights focus on the ring as Addy does the splits and slides herself into under the bottom rope before house lights raise. Both girls tap their biceps which are taped up in strapping tape with "Robbie" written in sharpie, and raise their [computerized voice] ARMS [/computerized voice] into the air. Chris Avery: Lissie and Addy have been on an AMAZING roll since getting the band back together, and everything is alright with the world!Billy: As long as they're willing to smooth over the deeply embedded rift and bitterness that led to their breakup, we are so happy to have them back!The two stars approach each other cautiously and engage in a collar-to-elbow tie-up. They jockey for position, backing each other back and forth before Lissie, with a quick whip of her arm, takes Riddler to the mat with a side headlock. Riddler wastes no time in countering with a headscissors, which in turn is broken when Lissie kips up to her feet. Lissie rushes back at her opponent, only to have her momentum used against her as now it's Riddler who whips her over in a side headlock. It's Lissie's turn to bust out the headscissors counter and Riddler, standing up still in the headscissors, somersaults across her body into a bridging pin. Billy: Riddler is trying to leave Lissie puzzled!Chris Avery: Billy....... what??Billy: I really feel like we've left a lot of good riddle-based puns on the table and now's the best time to workshop them!Chris Avery: I like you better when you're yelling country non-sequiturs and drinking barbecue sauce straight from the bottle.Billy: A man can have many facets!!One... Lissie bridges out of the pin, arms wrapped around Riddler's waist from below, and standing up together, she spins out, hooking her arms under her opponent's. She keeps spinning, then drops to her knees to bring the challenger's shoulders to the mat with a backslide. One... Two... Riddler kicks out, flipping back to his knees, but Lissie meets him with a pair of forearm shots as he's getting to his feet, then whips him into the ropes. Riddler comes off at full speed, ducking a clothesline, hits the opposite side, comes back, and catches Lissie with a flying headscissors. Lissie cartwheels out of the headscissors, though, and quickly turning she runs up to Riddler. She leaps up and sends him flying backwards with a monkey flip. Riddler flips through, landing on his feet. Both wheel around and, catching sight of one another, attempt simultaneous dropkicks, feet colliding with feet. Jumping up, they both raise their fists at each other in a standstill, while the crowd applauds the exchange. Chris Avery: A nice sequence to start. These two are very evenly matched.Billy: Until you start comparing IQ....looks, SAT scores, driving records, credit reports, horoscopes... Lissie's got him outclassed every time.As the two combatants come forward forr another round of offense, Lissie darts in first, tagging the smaller mask wearer and delivering a swift kick to Riddler’s left side, which he is able to block. Lissie goes for a second, but Riddler catches her foot and immediately sends her flying backwards as he turns the foot away, but Lissie somersaults, landing back on her feet with feline agility before delivering a kick to Riddler’s left calf that almost sweeps him off his feet, the kick reminiscent of a soccer striker kicking a ball towards the goal. Riddler hobbles on one leg for a second, but Lissie darts forward again and Riddler hops over her takes her down with a popular move that's become as ubiquitous in indy wrestling known as a Code Red. Rather than hook the legs for a pin, Riddler grips the arms of Lissie and stands on her hair, yanking her upward with force and making her scream as her back is bent. The referee quickly pulls Riddler away, warning him that he could be disqualified if he were to go for a move such as that once again. Riddler tags in Papito, who lays a few stomps in on Lissie, and he turns to the crowd and gives an "LWO HERMANOS!" before dropping a leg on her head. Then, Papito begins choking Lissie on the mat as well, until the referee admonishes him in kind. Papito gets up, holding his arms up innocently. Addy bangs on the top rope and yells at the ref to get his head in the game. Papito walks over to her, showing her scorn and taunting in her face, before going to lift Lissie up. However, Lissie drops to her knees with a jawbreaker, making Papito stumble a few steps back and hold his jaw. Chris Avery: Lissie is trying to create separation!Addy reaches out for the tag, but Lissie waves her off, and Papito swings for a clothesline but Lissie ducks under his arms, quickly moving behind and grabbing a waistlock. Lissie struggles with the waistlock, trying to push Papito forward, then pull him back, but she barely manages to move him. Papito raises his arms in the air, in a show of non-resistance. Then he begins to deliberately push Lissie back toward the corner, looking to sandwich her in, but the Blackheart releases the waistlock and somersaults out before she becomes trapped. Papito beckons her in and Lissie obliges again, this time running in with a flying knee. Papito absorbs the blow and shoves her off hard, sending her somersaulting backwards. As she rolls to her feet, Papito turns her inside-out with a running dropkick! Lissie slumps over the bottom rope, face twisted with pain as she cradles her jaw. Papito picks her up and whips her into the ropes, but she manages to slide through the luchador's legs and run up the ropes in the corner. Lissie corkscrews off the top, looking for a hurricanrana, but Papito catches her in powerbomb position. Lissie frantically fires off a machine gun flurry of shots to Papito's head, doing anything she can to escape the powerbomb. She manages to scoot around, still punching, looking for a victory roll, but Papito is struggling to block it. Lifting Lissie off his shoulders, he drops her with a modified electric chair drop. Lissie arches her back in pain, Lissie is finally persuaded to hand over the reins of the match to her partner. Making a weak tag, she rolls under the bottom rope to the outside, while Addy leaps in over the top. Addy rushes the LWO leader, laying into with a series of big right hands, and Papito responds in kind. The two fire back and forth, beating the living hell out of one another. Size and gravity are on Papito's side, though, and gradually Addy's punches slow and finally stop. Three unanswered shots send her slumping down to the mat, and a big knee lift drops her the rest of the way. Papito leans over, looking to pull his opponent to her feet, but his head jerks back as Addy surprises him with an uppercut. Addy explodes to her feet, landing three quick strikes in succession to the midsection of Papi, followed by a hard kick to the side of the leg that nearly buckles the luchador. Chris Avery: I can't see, is he grimacing in pain through his mask?Addy leaps and scores with a Superman punch, knocking Papito back into the ropes. Papito keeps his footing, but stumbles around on spaghetti legs. Addy assesses the situation before moving around behind him, looking to lift him off the mat with a belly to back suplex. Addy lifts him up, going for an armwringer takedown. Papito rolls into a reverse tripod, then nips up. Instead of landing on his feet, though, he locks her wrist with both hands and falls back to the mat, pulling her over with a lucha-style modified armdrag. When she gets back up, he flies in with a spinning heel kick that reels her back into the ropes, then springs up with a hiptoss. This time, he immediately makes the cover. One... Two... Kickout. Chris Avery: LWO are really showing out tonight, they're individually taking one of our greatest tag teams to the limit.Billy: There's a reason why they're former Mexican Tag Team Champions, apparently!Addy throws Papito off. Being about the size of healthy seventh grader, he expects this reaction, so he instantly lands on his feet, then steps on Addy's hair before she can stand up. He stomps on her face with the kind of force that indicates a lack of a human soul. Addy rolls toward the center of the ring, and Papito follows, straddling her and throwing hard forearm crossface blows, and pausing after each one to taunt Lissie. He debates the whole "simulated sex act on a female wrestler" heel technique, but settles on tucking his legs and delivering a harsh double-stomp to the small of Addy's back, flattening her out. Chris Avery: Papito and Rey aren't known for being the classiest, but he knows how to get a reaction!Billy: I think Papito is very classy and well-educated! He's always saying LWO is for life, doesn't that mean he has a very informed stance on the abortion debate!Chris Avery: I.... you.... ooohhh.... yeah not touching that one.Papito crouches over her, landing big, measured punches to the side of Addys' head. But the "slutty schoolgirl" strikes like a snake, twisting her body, grabbing Papito's wrist, and sinking in a deep armbar, all in a single fluid motion performed in a second. Billy: Oh snaps, that was fast!Chris Avery: Addy with an armbar from out of nowhere! Papito is in trouble!Papito moves to the side, fighting the complete extension of the hold. The two barely move, but both wear expressions of deep concentration, battling fiercely for control. Papito's eyes narrow, sweat visible on his face, as he stands in a low crouch. Suddenly he lets out a roar, grabbing his wrist with his free hand and slowly beginning to stand, pulling Addy up with him. He lifts her off the ground, higher and higher, using raw strength to dead lift her off the canvas. Papito then drops to his knees, slamming her back to the mat with a powerbomb. Chris Avery: He can't shake her! Like a pitbull with its jaws sunk in! Incredible tenacity from Addy!!Billy: Yea, you know that Addy has incredible jaw strength and once she gets something like that in her mouth she won't stop until she bears down.The crowd is in shock to see that Addy is still holding on to the armbar. Papito can't seem to believe it either. Eyes widening, he again stands, lifting Addy up with desperate strength again. Up, up, up...and then he dives across the ring, dropping her with a powerbomb more vicious than the first. It does the trick, knocking Addy off and very possibly out. Papito shakes out his arm as he gets to his feet, advancing cautiously on the downed Addy. All of a sudden, Lissie dives off the top rope with a double axhandle to the back of Papito's head. He staggers forward, falling into the ropes, and coming back, slipping through with a tiger feint move and sliding in to boot Lissie in the face! Papito grabs Lissie, and attempts to work her into a hammerlock DDT. Papito has Lissie set for a hammerlock DDT, and makes a motion that that's the end, the crowd on its feet in anticipation, and then....a collective groan. Addy's arm shoots up, connecting slightly above the equator on Papito. Papito doubles over, dropping Lissie, who then delivers a knee of her own, drilling him in the midsection, giving him the finger. Addy stands behind the grimacing Papito, who is in no condition to offer resistance this time, and with a smile on her face, she takes Papito's legs from behind. She makes a lascivious, "I'm eating his ass" pantomime as she holds him in a wheelbarrow position, and then she sets him up on the top rope neck first! Lissie runs, leapfrogs over Addy, and leg drops the back of Papito's head and neck, taking him off the top rope, before exiting the ring! Chris Avery: Swallowing hit the Pearl Necklace!!Lissie celebrates as Addy goes for the cover! One... Two... Three - Kickout! Addy stomps Papito a few times before reaching down to pick him up. Addy whips Papito over... he reverses, shortarming Addy into a sleeper hold slam! Papito, gasping and loosening his mask, lays on the mat. However, real talk, if you're still making the excuse that you can't breathe in a mask, you don't need to be going in a 7-11 to get your scratch-off tickets, but that's just this author's sidebar for the moment. Papito, gasping for air, crawls over and tags in Rey Riddler, who runs in and sentons across Addy's back. Riddler gets back to his feet. He waits for Addy to rise, then kicks her hard in the ribcage. He backs into the ropes, gets a running start and then kicks her in the ribs again. Addy doubles over and flops to a side, hoping to prevent more damage. Unfortunately, all this does is open her up for straight-up stomping, for several moments. The referee interposes his body and tells Rey to watch it before she gets disqualified. As he does this, a wounded Addy crawls over, trying to crawl towards Lissie, but Riddler shouts something in Spanish and stomps on her and pulls her back. Riddler talks a little shit to anyone who will listen, then pulls Addy up and leans her against the ropes. He gives Addy an open-handed chop, then talks a little more shit. Finally, feeling sufficiently in control, he attempts an Irish whip, but sadly, Riddler is slung into the ropes on the whip reversal, and on the rebound, he is thrown into the air, flapjack-style. Immediately after the lift, Addy points to somewhere off in the distance and shouts "Look!" The referee, ever curious, does just that, and while his back is turned, Addy follows through on what basically amounts to an atomic kick to the nards. Rey drops into the fetal position and sobs in a childlike fashion. Addy turns to tag Lissie...and promptly does a faceplant, exhausted from all the abuse he took. The crowd, knowing this situation too well, begins stomping and clapping to will him on to the tag. Addy tries to tag, and so does Riddler. Both are constantly grabbing at their midsections, but for vastly different injuries. Finally, Riddler gets close enough for Papito to reach over and make the tag. Papito flips over the ropes and makes a beeline for Addy...but not before Addy tags in Lissie! Jocey flips over the top rope and into a swinging hurricanrana that sends the Papito sprawling. He hops back up and into a hip toss, and then an armdrag. Lissie turns it into an armbar, but doesn't opt for the rest hold, instead slamming her knee into Papito's masked head. He pops up into a back bridge and flips over, out of the bar, turning it into a hammerlock on Lissie. She gets to running around the ring with Papito in tow, then drops through the ropes, draping him on top of them. Sliding back in, she takes a few steps before hitting the swinging lucha kick that is typically named after the attacker's area code. Papito falls back and rolls to his feet. Lissie springboards to the top and hits Papito with a missile dropkick that sends him tumbling into Riddler and knocks both men to the floor. Billy: Action packed!Chris Avery: Really? That's... that's all you have to say after all that?Billy: If we had commented after every string of moves in that sequence it woulda been obnoxious and likely distracting from the match itself!Chris Avery: ......I guess you have a point.Billy: Look they did two more things in the space it took us to say this!Chris Avery: And you'll never see them again!Indeed, in this time Lissie has sent Papito back into the ring and is measuring him. Addy tags herself in, and Lissie holds Papito in a camel clutch, Addy runs in and blasts him with a dropkick! Chris Avery: NO TEETH!Riddler comes charging into the ring, and Lissie boots him in the gut. Riddler drops to one knee. Lissie looks over at Addy and nods. Addy feeds Riddler in to a pedigree position on Lissie as Lissie double underhooks the arms, and Addy turns and boots Papito in the gut, gripping him in a facelock. At the same time, Lissie hits a Crown of Thorns on Riddler as Addy hits the Tinderizer on Papito! Addy boots a fallen Papito out of the ring! Chris Avery: The Swallowing have left the LWO decimated!
DING DING DING
Billy: And Swallowing win again!
Chris Avery: The Swallowing are now one of the top tag teams, if not THE top tag team in AW right now.. and ya know they both hold ALL the cards heading into Havoc!
We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:00:41 GMT -5
Time To Take Them Seriously
Ambient ocean sounds fill a private dressing room in the Moda Center. Regan Voorhees sits lotus-positioned on a yoga mat, her eyes squeezed shut, taking in the noise as she attempts to mediate in the middle of Clash. Her meditation gets interrupted when the door flies open and Jill Park appears, looking iller than usual. Jill slams the door behind her and begins pacing in front of Regan, who keeps her eyes closed and tries to maintain her concentration. Jill Park: Fucking shit-bird.Regan Voorhees: You seem perturbed. To which fucking shit-bird would you be referring?Jill Park: Johnny fucking Bacchus. Says he doesn’t take us seriously. That doesn’t bother you?One of Regan’s eyes opens. Regan Voorhees: A bit, but we all have our own methods of dealing with frustrations.Jill Park: We do. But since your method involves sitting alone in a room, how about we try my method?Both of Regan’s eyes open, and her hands relax. Jill’s pacing stops and their eyes meet. Regan Voorhees: I’m listening.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:01:05 GMT -5
Three Way Tables Match John Black vs. Robby Bigg Dick vs. Mason Jones
We pan around and we see tables set up already on the outside of the ring. More tables laying on the ramp. Then Robby Bigg Dick just starts walking out from behind the curtain and comes right down the ramp throwing up his gang signs and getting the smarks to pop for him! Billy: Robby Bigg Dick who will be trying to defend his crown of King of the Backyard at King of the Backyard 17 during Evolution weekend!Chris Avery: Tonight he's in a triple threat elimination style tables match!God's Plan by Drake hits the speakers and Mason Jones just walks right down the ramp from behind the curtain. He's more driven and focused now so he rolls right into the ring and raises his arms in the air and is ready for this match up. He stretches his neck and is pretty serious. Billy: And theres Mason! AND WHOA WE KNOW THE FEUD BETWEEN THESE TWO!!Mason and RBD start trading strikes and kicks and RBD throws Mason over the ropes to the apron! The lights goes out, and we hear the record scratching, then once "I get Real Raw" is heard JB comes out to the stage with the lights on as the song plays on the iron. He then stands at the entrance way, looking at the crowd and walks down to the ramp and gives everyone some daps. Then he slides into the ring, and stands at the corner and taunts to everyone. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off. DING DING DING Black attacks RBD and throws him into the turnbuckles and then hits a clothesline! He pulls RBD out of the corner but Mason springboards to the top rope and crash lands on Black and RBD and they crash down!! Mason gets up and grabs a table on the apron and puts it in the corner! He grabs Black and whips him into the table but it doesn't break! Mason charges at him but Black catches him and steps out and hits a spinebuster on the canvas! Billy: Damn! THE SPINE!! ON THE PINE!RBD hits a knee to Black in the side of the head and causes him to stumble and RBD hits a forearm to the back of John Black causing him to fall through the middle ropes to the outside! RBD slides to the outside and sets up a table and holds it up and looks up and Mason Jones is flipping over the ropes to the outside but RBD moves and MASON JONES CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE! Chris Avery: OHhhh!Billy: That doesn't count! Mason put himself through it! So no elimination!RBD turns and Black hits a headbutt to the chest! He hits a clothesline sending RBD down! Black goes over and sets up a table and is ready for it and turns around and RBD rushes at him with a forearm!! Black lays out on the table and RBD slaps the chest a few more times! RBD gets on the apron.. Billy: Ohh. This could eliminate Black!RBD runs and flips off the apron but Black moves and RBD crashes through the table on his own!! Chris Avery: Robby right through that table!! That doesn't count either though!Mason is up and crawling into the ring as Black slides in! Black picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring! Black goes over and grabs a second table and sets it up in the ring! The one in the corner is still up and now Black sets up a second one. Black picks up Mason on his shoulders! Billy: BLACKA JACKA!!Mason wiggles out of it and throws Mason into the table stomach first! Mason stumbles up to his feet AND RBD SPEARS HIM!! THROUGH THE TABLE!! Chris Avery: WHOA!!DING DING Billy: RBD JUST ELIMINATED MASON JONES!!RBD gets up and spits on Mason and turns around and Black picks up RBD on his shoulders.. Black turns and hits the BLACKA JACKA through the table on RBD!! Chris Avery: BLACKA JACKA!! ROBBY CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!DING DING DING Billy: WOW!! JOHN BLACK WINS!!Chris Avery: JOhn Black wins the triple threat tables match!!John Blacks music plays for all of 10 seconds as Black is getting his arm raised but Grindhouse get into the ring! Billy: WHOA!!Chris Avery: WHAT THE?!The music cuts out as Holden hits a forearm to Black from behind! Black crashes down as Scala stomps on him and then kneels down and punches him in the head!! Billy: Scala still has a match against Jolee tonight!Holden has a table set up in the ring and Scala picks up John Black.. He puts him on Holdens shoulders.. Chris Avery: OH GOD!HOLDEN POWERBOMBS JOHN BLACK THROUGH THE TABLE!! Billy: JESUS!!Grindhouse music plays as Scala and Holden fist pound.. Chris Avery: Holden and Scala are a duo that is NOT stopping tonight!!Billy: Very frustrated and they're taking out their madness in their own way!We fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:05:47 GMT -5
Sam Kidsgrove vs Claire Hawkins
Sadly, I couldn't get to this in time! A back and forth match, great match inside the ring! Both fighting for supremacy just a week or so from Havoc and just a month or two from Evolution 5! Now to the finish! Kidsgrove goes for the Box Office Smash but Hawkins sprays him down with the MIST!! Billy: OHHH!!Kidsgrove can't see and Hawkins just covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Just then Scala and Holden slide into the ring and start pounding away on Hawkins and Kidsgrove! Billy: WAIT WAIT WAIT!Gerard Angelo is in the ring and they lift up Hawkins and he smashes the belt into her head!! Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!Kidsgrove is up and he gets a belt SMASHED into his head! Billy: COME ON!!Grindhouse pace around as Angelo puts his foot on Kidsgrove chest and slowly raises the Championship in the air.. Billy: THE US CHAMPION STRIKES AGAIN!! ANGELO AND GRINDHOUSE STRIKE AGAIN!!We slowly fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:07:10 GMT -5
Empire Business Is Ready To Choose Their Numbers!
The scene opens up to a loud pop as Hajeet and Petrov are with the Havoc ball tumbler that has special numbers for a few select superstars tonight! Hajeet turns and his smile slowly goes away as Richard DiVito and RONAN the Cleaner step into frame. The vibe gets a bit more intense as Hajeet stands directly in front of them. Richard DiVito: Step aside, Hajeet. It's time we-Petrov steps in front of Hajeet and Hajeet has to hold him back. Richard and RONAN are both feeling like they're about to go to blows as well. Hajeet: I have a special announcement for you two! I have a hunch you guys were up to no good earlier tonight, and I understand your plan to protect Dandy and his World Heavyweight World Championship Champion belt and I talked to Pasternak. We made a decision!The crowd buzzes.. Hajeet: I hereby declare.. Richard DiVito and RONAN are you NOT in Havoc!The crowd erupts!! Richard and RONAN's eyes grow wide! Richard tries to charge at Hajeet but RONAN is holding him back, Petrov is protecting Hajeet standing in front of him! Billy: WHAT?! EMPIRE BUSINESS IS NOT IN HAVOC!!Chris Avery: WE SAW THEM CHEAT CJ PHOENIX EARLIER TONIGHT!!Hajeet: Thats the line of the bottom cause Hajeet said so, boys!Hajeet taunts and poses as they leave the scene and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:08:34 GMT -5
Tatiana Jolee vs. Joey Scala
Scalas music hits and the lights darken in the arena as Scala comes out onto the stage and stands at the top of it. He pounds his chest twice and kisses his necklace wrapped in his fist and then points to the sky. Scala comes down the ramp. Tracy Wolfson: From the mean streets of Yonkers, weighing in at 249 pounds, JOEYYYYY SCALLAAAAA!! Scala rolls into the ring and gets to his feet and leans on the ropes towards the crowd and yells some trash talk. Scala fades back into his corner and takes his necklace off and is prepping for his fight. Billy: We heard Holden Ross won't be ringside to show respect to friend Tatiana!Chris Avery: Angelo said no one would be needed for Scala anyway!The opening piano chords for Van Halen's Iconic song “Right Now” begin to play over the P.A system, bringing the fans to attention. The camera pans from the ring and up the ramp as the elaborate light show spellbinds for the audience… Finally, after the moment of anticipation and as the lyrics begin to bellow from the P.A system. Tatiana makes her way out, dressed in her traditional ring gear and an unzipped black A-Dub Wrestling logo hoodie with the hood up over her head. Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow Why put it off another day? One by one, little problems Build up, and stand in our way, oh! One step ahead, one step behind it Now you gotta run to get even Make future plans I'll dream about yesterday, hey! Come on turn, turn this thing around (Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow (Right now) Come on, it's everything (Right now) Catch your magic moment Do it right here and now It means everything Tracy Wolfson: “Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 113 lbs, and hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia… Tatiana Jooooleee!” Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm And nothin' falls into place, aah Only missed by a fraction Slipped a little off your pace, oh! The arena rumbles with energy, the passionate A-Dub fans bellowing out with excitement for the Canadian veteran, a one time journeyman who was now one of their own. The more things you get, the more you want Just trade in one for another Workin' so hard to make it easy Whoa, got to turn, come on, turn this thing around Stopping at the top of the ramp to look out at the fans, TJ flips the hood back off of her head and gives a salute to them all with a little wink before making her way down the ramp, giving out high fives and even a hug or two on the way down to the ring. (Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow (Right now) Come on, it's everything (Right now) Catch that magic moment Do it right here and now It means everything It's enlightened me Right now What are you waitin' for? Ohh, yeah Right now After climbing up the steps, she enters through the middle rope and jumps up onto the turnbuckle to pose once more before settling back into her corner to await the start of her match. DING DING DING Scala attacks and starts pounding on Jolee from behind! (lmao wtf). Scala goes for a German but Jolee hangs onto the ropes and she kicks Scala off and he reels back and Jolee goes for a running crossbody but Scala catches her and hits a powerslam! He covers! One! Jolee kicks out! Scala gets up and puts her in a sleeper hold and then gets to the side of her and hits a step before hitting a bulldog on Jolee in the middle of the ring! He goes for another cover! One! Jolee kicks out and Scala goes right to the corner and gets on the middle rope and hits a flipping senton! Billy: WHOA!Jolee rolls underneath and Scala flips onto his back and crashes down onto the canvas! Chris Avery: Wow!Just then the Heritage run down the ramp! Billy: What the ?!Harper gets on the apron but the crowd cheers as Holden grabs Harper and pulls him off the apron and shoves him into the railing! James Payne helps Jolee up in the ring but then gets on the apron and runs and jumps off and lands on Holden but he catches him and slams him down! Holden begins to brawl with Heritage on the ramp! Scala goes for an attack on Jolee but she jumps off the middle rope and hits a back elbow sending him down! Chris Avery: This is getting wild!Scala is up and Jolee hits a running shotgun dropkick sending Scala back into the turnbuckles! He crashes and bounces out and Jolee hits the codebreaker!! Billy: WHOA!!Chris Avery: THE DOUBLECLUTCH!Jolee covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Jolee wins!She rolls out of the ring as Harper slides in and starts stomping on Scala! Chris Avery: Oh come on!Harper picks up Scala and hits a forearm but Scala returns with strikes! Holden slides in with a steel chair and SMASHES IT OVER THE BACK OF HARPER!! Billy: OHHH SHIT!!Payne gets into the ring with a steel chair and swings it but Holden ducks and then smashes it over the head of James Payne! Billy: GOD DAMN!Chris Avery: HOLY MOLY!Scala throws Harper into Holden who is pissed off and hits a kick to the midsection of Harper.. Payne is picked up by Scala.. Holden picks up the big man Harper into a powerbomb.. as Scala picks up Payne into a piledriver.. Billy: LOOK OUT!!Holden Ross POWERBOMBS Harper onto the steel chair at the same time as Scala piledrivers Payne onto the steel chair!! Chris Avery: WOOOOWWW!!Billy: GRINDHOUSE DISHING OUT MORE VIOLENCE HERE TONIGHT!!Chris Avery: GRINDHOUSE HAS ALL THE CARDS IF YOU ASK ME.. THEY'RE GOING TO BE NEARLY UNSTOPPABLE IN HAVOC!We fade to a commercial as the duo fist pound again..
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:09:26 GMT -5
A Dandy Reaction
Backstage, the scene opens on Jade Riley standing by with Action Wrestling World Champion Dandy DiVito. As soon as the crowd in the arena lays eyes upon Dandy, they boo the everloving shit out of him. He hears them from backstage and his already sour face turns to even more furious anger. Jade Riley: Dandy, earlier tonight, Hajeet informed your brother Richard and his goon…Dandy DiVito: RONAN AIN’T NO FUCKIN’ GOON, JADE! Jade Riley: Excuse me… Richard’s, uh, employee, RONAN… well, neither of them will be permitted to compete in the Havoc Rumble! What are your thoughts?Dandy DiVito: The mo’fuckas is tryin’ ta hamstring my shit, Jade. Plain an’ simple. They want this fuckin’ strap hangin’ off somebody else’s fuckin’ shoulder. It’s a goddamn conspiracy! It’s a fuckin’ travesty of justice, Jade! IT’S BULLSHIT!
Dandy looks off in the distance as Jade speaks, never looking at her or making eye contact, but instead sporting a pissed off, dead-eyed, blank 1000-yard stare at nothing. Jade Riley: How are you and the rest of your Empire Business collective planning to respond?Dandy snorts like an angry bull. Dandy DiVito: I ain’t gon’ show my fuckin’ cards, but man…Dandy’s gaze shifts straight into the camera. His stare is intense beyond measure. Dandy DiVito: I hope Hajeet remembers that even Kennedy Matthews kicked the fuck outta him once…Jade Riley: Is that… is that a threat?Dandy’s head snaps toward Jade and now his eyes are locked with hers. Dandy DiVito: I don’t threaten mo’fuckas, Jade. I just inform fucks what’s up. Jade turns her full attention to the camera. Jade Riley: Um, I think that’s it for us here. Back to you at ringside, guys.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2022 1:10:55 GMT -5
CJ Phoenix Chooses His Number!
Petrov is standing outside the Havoc bingo tumbler room talking to Hajeet and just behind them the door is cracked open. We can see Empire Business' Richard DiVito and RONAN in the room trading the bingo tumbler and putting it under a cloth down on the ground under the table. They put their own ball tumbler up on the counter and then sneak away into the corner of the room. It was hard to see all of that as Petrov and Hajeet continue talking when CJ Phoenix steps up! Hajeet: Ahh, yes, Phoenix! You ready!?They step into the room and Petrov looks at the ball tumbler weird but CJ Phoenix reaches in. Hajeet: Ohh what number do you have for Havoc my friend my good friend?CJ opens the ball and his smile slowly fades away. CJ Phoenix: Number 5.The crowd ooohhhs.. Billy: WOW. CJ Phoenix is number FIVE in Havoc!CJ Phoenix, Hajeet and Petrov all leave the office as we see Empire Business sneak back to the counter and take their ball tumbler away and put their other one up on the counter. Petrov turns around to see the duo use a different exit out of the office and squints his eyes. Chris Avery: What was that going on!?Billy: I don't know! CJ Phoenix is number 5 in Havoc! He's going to have a long night if he wants to beat Dandys ass at Evolution V for the World Championship!We fade to a commercial.
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