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Post by Action Reel on Mar 14, 2022 23:54:59 GMT -5
We send our thoughts and our positive prayers to the handler of SPLAT's Multiuniversal Champion, Mariah Robinson-Lopez. The handler sadly passed away last week.
Everyone behind the scenes at Action Wrestling want to send our condolences and our love to SPLAT! and so many who knew her and worked with her in efedding.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 14, 2022 23:56:37 GMT -5
Shia Lebouf narrates a montage of ALL the matches coming together... Tonight is about one thing: Opportunity.
To compete. To trailblaze. To make history. History will be made at Battlebowl.
And tonight.. there will be more battles than ever!
Champions will live on..
Power will be shifted..
One man will again.. become Legendary.We now see a montage of Dandy and Corey Black with the Championship on the line. Billy: WHO IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT EVOLUTION 5?!
Chris Avery: ITS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!We hear them continue announcing over the montage from the last several weeks.. The montage speeds up with more fast paced action! Tonight, Tacoma, Washington isn't the War.. it's just the battle! The battle that pushes us down the road to Evolution..
and the Road to Evolution..
Starts Now!PYRO SHOOTS OFF INSIDE THE ARENA! THE JAM-PACKED ARENA IN TACOMA, WASHINGTON IS GOING CRAZY! Billy: WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYBODYYYYYYY!! THIS IS.. BATTLEBOWL!!The crowd continues cheering as the pyro stops!! Chris Avery: AND JUST LIKE YA SAW.. THE ROAD TO EVOLUTION STARTS HERE, AND BILLY, NO ROAD IS AS TOUGH AS THIS ONE!Billy: CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES, THE BATTLEBOWL, HARDCORE STREET FIGHTS, ITS ALL TONIGHT!Chris Avery: AND WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO OUR FRIENDS JIMMY GARCIA AND KATTA PULT BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR OUR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!We slide to Jimmy and Katta as the bell sounds and we begin..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 14, 2022 23:59:33 GMT -5
But First..
Jimmy Garcia: Coming up next is the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship Match… so get your butts ready for some action-packed action! Katta Pult: But first… we’re being told there is a huge acquisition to the CruiserClash brand who just… ugh… Jimmy Garcia: What’s the matter? This is huge! Katta Pult: They’re going to come out here and sign a fake contract, Jimmy. Everyone knows the contract is already a done deal. Why are we doing this crap? Jimmy Garcia: Kearzay feazabe! Katta Pult: Speak English, Jimmy! The official language of the United States of America, damnit!
To break up their jabber, the lights go out and spotlights circle the Tacoma Dome. Ominous music starts up, and fog fills the stage. Jimmy Garcia: It’s time! It’s time! It’s–
A loud record scratch is heard and the lights return to normal. Jimmy Garcia: Huh?! Katta Pult: Imagine that! Action Wrestling botched its own HuUuUuGe AcQuIsItOn! Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know what to say. I guess the show goes on.
Rulers of Our Kind vs. Aphable Azzumption(c) Ethan Miller: The following match is for the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships! Jimmy Garcia: Well actually there is only one championship, that is shared between them, that is represented by two title belts. Katta Pult: AcKcHyUaLlY!!!1
We head to the arena where not too long after the camera eyes the titantron, a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits. Jimmy Garcia: Of the 35,000 remixes of this song… this one is my favorite.
Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring. Katta Pult: What a justified welcome to this duo from the fans here in Tacoma.
The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident. Jimmy Garcia: Insert commentary here.
The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat. Katta Pult: This is certainly a tag team. Jimmy Garcia: Agreed. Katta Pult: Did we agree on something? Jimmy Garcia: First time for everything.
The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod. Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND!
Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face as Doc exits to ringside. Ethan Miller: And now… the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions…
Their entrance begins with “Something Bad” by Miranda Lambert featuring Carrie Underwood playing to fervent fanfare. The arena is showered with rainbow lights. “Da Adorkable Angel” and “The Bad Apple Bottom Gene” walk out onto the entrance ramp hand-in-hand. Dressed to the elevens in their matching red and black striped Combat Corsets, Azurine and Aphriya wave to their adoring audience. While Vebbins waves enthusiastically, Adler places an index finger to her lips so those in attendance don’t ruin a surprise. She holds up her dance partner’s mouthguard and waits for “Da Hardheaded Housewife” to turn back around. Azurine feigns shock by opening her chatting cavity wide and "The Bad Apple Bottom Gene'' bends over in front of Vebbins, facing her. She shakes her tushy for the crowd as she places the "oral obedience aid" in Azurine's mouth with a soft boop to her nose. A cameraman catches Vebbins blush on cue as she feels Adler tug on her halo ring twice. Azurine follows her dance partner’s lead down the entrance ramp until they reach neutral corner steps. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” glides along the ring apron, straddles herself above the middle rope, and performs a tush wiggle of her own. "The Bad Apple Bottom Gene" climbs up the apron then up the turnbuckles. Her left leg over the top rope as she looks out over the capacity crowd with a wide smile. She then seamlessly flips over the corner into the ring. Azurine contemplates climbing into the ring, but goes to her team’s corner, holds her tag rope with her left hand, and massages Aphriya’s shoulders with her right hand. Katta Pult: It is rather unprofessional of you to sleep on the job, Jimmy. Jimmy Garcia: I’m sorry, Katta. I have a killer headache. Mind calling this one solo? I need to get some gimmicks. Katta Pult: I… suppose…
Jimmy leaves the commentary table to tend to his headache… because… sure. Both teams meet in the center of the ring. Aphriya and Azurine hold up their titles, showing Roddy and Kitsumi what’s on the line. They hand the titles to the official, who holds them in the air for the hard cam before handing them off to someone at ringside. He then separates the teams so they can get this match underway. Roddy and Aphriya start things off for their teams. The opening bell tolls and Kitsumi pats Roddy on the shoulder for support, and the official says that’s a tag. Kitsumi shrugs and gets into the ring, with Roddy looking a tad bit miffed. Kitsumi and Aphriya circle each other. They go toward each other and Kitsumi throws a clothesline. Aphriya ducks. When Kitsumi turns around, Aphriya locks her into a clinch and delivers some strikes. She then arm drags Kitsumi but holds onto her arm. As she applies pressure, Kitsumi squirms back up to her feet and she reaches out for Roddy, but Aphriya pulls her back. She whips Kitsumi into the corner and charges in. Kitsumi springs up and catches Aphriya with a cool dropkick. Katta Pult: Solo commentary is difficult. All I want to do is criticize Jimmy right now but… he’s not… here…
Kitsumi lands a cannonball on Aphriya, then covers her. ONE!
TW–KICKOUT!!Kitsumi pulls Aphriya up and sets her up for a finishing maneuver. Aphriya breaks free and clocks her with a superkick, then makes a quick tag to Azurine. In comes her fellow champion. Before they can do some kind of tandem maneuver, Roddy springboard crossbodies the champions Katta Pult: AIR RODDY!!!
Roddy gets to his feet and he helps Kitsumi over to their corner. He goes to the apron and reaches over, tagging himself in. Aphriya goes to the ring apron as well. Azurine gets to her feet and Roddy comes in hot with a powerful clothesline, turning her inside out. He stomps away at the champion’s back, then lands a flying knee drop to her back. Katta Pult: FROM ME TO YOU!!!
Roddy covers Kitsumi. ONE!
TW–KICKOUT!!He doesn’t waste any time. He locks her in a side headlock, then drags her off the mat and taunts Aphriya. Roddy transitions and hooks her for a maneuver, but she breaks free and connects with a spinning back fist, then a back elbow. Before she can finish her signature maneuver, he throws another powerful clothesline… but she rolls underneath it and makes the big tag to Aphriya. She comes in hot with a huge dropkick, then another. Before she can hit a third maneuver, Roddy falls back to his corner and makes the tag to Kitsumi. Kitsumi comes in hot, right into a kick combination to the abdomen, finished off with a step up enziguri. Katta Pult: HEARTBEAT!!
Roddy enters the ring again… only to eat a springboard double axe handle from Azurine. Aphriya covers Kitsumi. ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!Katta Pult: They’ve done it! Aphable Azzumption has retained the Action Wrestling Tag Team Championship! They’ve been on a heck of a run lately!
The champions celebrate with their titles and the fans cheer the heck out of them. They head out of the ring and slap hands with fans at ringside. Back in the ring, Roddy checks on Kitsumi. The lights go out and spotlights circle the Tacoma Dome. Fog fills the stage. And What Now?!
Katta Pult: Ugh. This again?! Jimmy Garcia: Aaaaand I’m back. Katta Pult: Are you okay? Jimmy Garcia: I’ll manage.
Ominous music begins to play and the fans in attendance don’t know what’s happening. Ethan Miller: It is my pleasure to announce the signing of an international superstar to Action Wrestling CruiserClash! He is a multi-multi-time champion from the top promotion in Japan, FIGHT-1! He is the Wanderer! He is the Worldwide Shooter! He… is…
The lights abruptly return to normal and standing in the ring, directly behind Roddy Zalez, is a goateed man wearing black pants and a leather jacket. Katta Pult: Who is this guy? Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD! IT CAN’T BE!!!
With his arms wide open, he brings his right hand to his head in the motion of a gun. He turns Roddy around, kicks him in the gut, and delivers a lifting single underhook DDT. Jimmy Garcia: HAVOC IS HERE!!! Katta Pult: Huh?!
The ActionTron lights up with an image as the chorus of “Ruthless” by Nonpoint blasts throughout the Tacoma Dome. Jimmy Garcia: This is HUGE for CruiserClash! Katta Pult: Not as huge as having Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Katta Pult at the commentary table.
The man called Havoc stands over Roddy Zalez, absorbing the thunderous yet mixed reaction to his Action Wrestling debut.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:04:33 GMT -5
Cedrone Segment!
Billy: Ladies and gentlemen the feud between Jonny Cedrone and Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion Ash Blake has been one for the ages.Chris Avery: That’s right Billy. This feud has been so intense the past month…month-and-a-half – essentially ever since Jonny Cedrone’s arrival to Action Wrestling.Billy: I dare say that the feud between Jonny Cedrone and Ash Blake has been even more intense than that of Ash’s feud with Zolton.Chris Avery: I’m not sure if I can agree with that Billy but I can definitely see where you’re coming from with that statement. Jonny Cedrone wants what Ash Blake has. Ash Blake needs to keep it. It’s a classic case of the Haves and Have-Nots!Billy: I understand that we have Jade Riley standing the back with the challenger Jonny Cedrone and the lovely Miss Gloria! Take it away Jade!To the delight of the fans in the arena, the scene cuts to the backstage area where we see Jade Riley standing with Jonny Cedrone to her left and Gloria to her right. The fans give a huge pop to the Cedrones. Jonny’s dressed up in his street fight attire; white tank top and blue jeans with his wrists heavily taped while Gloria is dressed to the nines as usual but sporting a bit of a concerned look on her face. Jade Riley: Jonny tonight’s the night. You get your one-on-one fight with Ash Blake for the Hardcore Title. You look like you’re ready for a fight!Jonny Cedrone: Miss Riley, any time you stand across from Ash Blake you HAVE to be ready for a fight! But – and I can tell you from experience – no matter how much you try to prepare yourself for a fight with Ash, you can never be fully prepared for what you get. I know she doesn’t like it when I “suck up” to her and give credit where credit is due but Ash Blake is a fighter in every sense of the word! She has turned away challenge after challenge in her long reign as Hardcore Champion – to include but not limited to the many challenges from Zolton! She’s a tough competitor that deserves every credit in the world for being where she’s at in this business.
Jade Riley takes a look at Gloria and sees her concern Jade Riley: And how are you feeling Miss Gloria? You seem to be a little concerned for the welfare of your husband in this fight.Gloria: Yeah it makes me a little nervous when he gets into these kinds of fights. Anything can go wrong at any time! But ultimately I know that he needs this fight and he needs this win. Jonny is the kind of person that feels that he has a lot to prove to so many people each and every time he steps into the ring – most importantly of those people are THE People and to himself.Jade Riley: What do you think of his chances of winning this fight?Gloria: Jonny just gave the devil the credit she’s earned but Jonny’s a fighter too. Whenever he gets it in his head that he wants something, he stops at nothing until he gets it. No matter what it is! He’s fought valiantly all through his career and has had many successes. His career here in Action Wrestling has just begun and his future is bright. The first stop on his journey in Action Wrestling happens tonight when he does the “unthinkable” and “impossible” and beats Ash Blake and takes her Hardcore Championship!Jonny pulls the microphone over to himself and looks into the camera Jonny Cedrone: The time for talking has come to an end. Ladies and gentlemen…I feel you! I feel your power! I feel all of your love and you energy! Tonight we go out to that ring and take on the beast Ash Blake and we slay the beast! Tonight we walk in as challengers, but we walk back as Champions! Without you I’m nothing but with you I can do anything!
And speaking of anything…Ash, you want me to bring everything I have? You want me to show you the hunger I have to win this fight? You want me to show you just how bad I want and need this win and your Hardcore Championship? Be careful what you wish for! With the Power of the People behind me I will bring down upon you intensity, rage and fury the likes of which you’ve never seen before! You think Zolton was a tough opponent? I’ll make him look like a Tickle Me Elmo.A huge pop from the fans. Jonny turns his attention to Gloria Jonny Cedrone: Baby, I love you and I appreciate all of the support that you show me in everything that I do but I’m goin’ to ask you to stay back here for the match.Confused, Gloria tries to argue the point Gloria: But baby, I’m always there for you! Every step of the way! Jonny Cedrone: I know Princess and I appreciate it! A lot of intensity, anger and rage will be spilled in this fight and as your husband I couldn’t live with myself if you accidently get caught in the line of fire sweetheart. Please stay back here.Frustrated, Gloria just stays quiet and looks away from Jonny as he finishes talking to Ash Blake Jonny Cedrone: Ash, the time for talk has come to an end. It’s time to fight! It’s time for battle! It’s time for war! You and I may not like each other but I do have respect for you and your accomplishments. Once we stand across that ring from one another though all bets are off. Respect is thrown out the window. Everything goes. Injuries will be had. Bones may be broken. Blood will definitely be shed! We’re gonna throw everything that we have at one another and not think twice about it! We will show one another just how hungry we are. We will show one another just how badly we need this! But when all the dust settles and the smoke clears there can only be one winner!A pop from the fans Jonny Cedrone: Enjoy the last few moments you have with that Championship Ash because after it’s all said and done, it’s coming home with me tonight!The fans give a huge pop! Jonny and Gloria argue a little as they walk off camera leaving Jade Riley to throw it back to Billy and Chris.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:05:05 GMT -5
A Red Doors Match Mason Jones vs. Robby Bigg Dick
We look around the ring and we see a bunch of wooden painted doors (red) and Robby Bigg Dick just starts walking out from behind the curtain to no music and a pretty good pop. Billy: We got word that this match is still a pinfall or submission match, but the only legal weapon in this fight is the Red Doors!Chris Avery: Ahh, okay! Good to know!RBD is in the ring and is ready for a fucking fight as he poses for his smart marks. God's Plan by Drake hits the speakers and Mason Jones just walks right down the ramp from behind the curtain. He's more driven and focused now so he rolls right into the ring and raises his arms in the air and is ready for this match up. He stretches his neck and is pretty serious. DING DING DING RBD and Jones start brawling in the middle of the ring before RBD shoves Mason into the ropes and then hits a clothesline sending both men crashing through the ropes to the apron and then to the outside! They both get up and RBD hits a kick to the midsection of Jones and then he whips him towards the railing but theres a door laying against the railing and Jones stops himself! He turns around and RBD rushes but Jones hits a back body drop and RBD CRASHES THROUGH A RED DOOR!! Billy: OHHHH!!Chris Avery: DAMN!! ALREADY COMING INTO PLAY!!The match isn't over still but Jones stomps on RBD before picking him up and suplexing him down on the mats! Mason finds another red door leaning up against the ring and takes it and bridges it on the apron and the annoouncers table.. Billy: Oh god! Right here in front of us!Chris Avery: This is wild!Jones turns around but RBD hits a punch to the stomach! He knees him in the stomach and then hits a suplex of his own on the mats! RBD stumbles up and stomps on Jones as Jones tries to get away. RBD picks up Jones and walks him to the announcers table and smashes his head- NO, Jones blocks it! Jones smashes RBDs head on the table! RBD is thrown up on the announcer table.. Billy: Jones well in control here!Chris Avery: GET OFF OUR TABLE, DAMN IT!RBD is lifted up and Jones picks him up and hits a falling suplex off the announcers table and they smash through another Red Door!! Billy: DAMN!!Chris Avery: AND ITS SMASHED AGAIN!!Mason Jones rolls off of him but lifts his arms up and is super happy but his back is in pain. RBD rolls towards the ring and is trying to lift himself up but Jones comes over with a huge kick to the back! RBD is lifted up and rolled in and Jones slides in after him. RBD gets up and is holding his back and neck and turns around and Jones hits a superkick to the chest! A superkick to the stomach! Jones jumps in the air with a 180 twist and hits a bulldog onto RBD!! Billy: WHAT A COMBO!Jones covers! One! Two! RBD kicks out! Billy: What a kick out!Jones goes over and grabs a door leaning up against the apron and pulls it into the ring. He sets it up in the corner standing up and turns around and RBD lowblows him! Billy: OHHHH thats legal?!Chris Avery: It is!!RBD turns Jones around and hits a German Suplex throw sending Jones across the ring! Jones stumbles up holding his fucking cock and balls and RBD comes over and just lariats Jones in the back of the head sending him back down! Billy: Damn!! DAMN!!Jones gets up and RBD whips him into the turnbuckles where Jones crashes into it chest first and stumbles back and turns around and RBD picks him up on his shoulders... Billy: OH SHIT!Chris Avery: A Death Valley Driver!RBD goes for a DVD in the middle of the ring but he stops himself.. and looks at the Red Door standing up in the corner.. RBD smiles and goes over and DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS MASON JONES INTO THE CORNER RED DOOR!! Billy: SMASHING THROUGH IT!!Jones is crumbled in the corner in the Red Door debris and RBD pulls him out and covers! One! Two! Mason Jones kicks out!! RBD slaps Jones across the face and pounds his fist on the canvas and picks up Jones and hits his signature DDT!! Billy: PLANTING MASON JONES!!Chris Avery: HES DONE!RBD doesn't go for the cover as he's seeing nothing but RED RAGE. RBD rolls out of the ring and grabs the steel steps! Billy: Oh god, what is he doing!?He slides the steps in and walks over to the other side of the ring and grabs the other pair of steel steps and slides them in as well.. Chris Avery: What is he doing?!RBD gets into the ring and stomps on Jones and slaps him across the face as he brings in a Red Door. RBD sets up the steel steps a few feet apart but sets the Red Door on them making a make-shift table.. Billy: What is he doing!?Chris Avery: Has it set up like a table!RBD isn't finished though as he slides out and goes and grabs two steel chairs from the timekeepers area and rolls in.. Billy: Uh what?!RBD kicks Jones in the corner and then walks over to his Red Door that he has set up.. he props up an unfolded steel chair on each end of the Red Door and rolls out.. and grabs a second Red Door.. and rolls back in. He pulls in another Red Door and sets it on the chairs that are set up on the bottom Red Door.. Billy: HES MAKING A DOUBLE LAYERED RED DOOR!!Chris Avery: THATS LIKE A TABLE STACKED UP ON A TABLE!!Jones gets up but RBD hits a SPINEBUSTER in the middle of the ring and then grabs Jones and he looks VICIOUS! RBD carries Jones up onto the turnbuckles and sits him up and headbutts him!! Billy: GOD DAMN!!Chris Avery: WHY DOES HE HAVE JONES ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!RBD climbs up and the crowd all stands to their feet... Billy: WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?!RBD grabs the head of Jones and RBD slides his own thumb across his own throat.. and laughs.. RBD jumps off the top rope back towards the ring grabbing the head of Mason Jones into a DDT from the top rope SMASHING THROUGH TWO RED DOORS!! Billy: SHITFIRE!!Chris Avery: HE JUST BROKE MASON JONES' NECK!!Mason Jones is convulsing in the middle of the ring as RBD is holding his back and his head. The steel chairs fell on both of them but RBD moves them out of the way and covers Jones! The official counts! Billy: GOD DAMN IT HAS TO BE OVER!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Chris Avery: Robby Bigg Dick wins!Billy: WHAT A VIOLENT RED DOORS MATCH!!RBD stumbles up and flips off Mason Jones and raises his hand. The crowd pops for RBD and he rolls out of the ring as Mason Jones just lays there in door debris and chairs laying on him. The head official is calling for some medical assistance as RBD is on the ramp still yelling out that he's the better man, Fuck Mason Jones, and he can "fuck off and die!" RBD is on the ramp and pounds his chest and rips his shirt off and throws it in the crowd! Billy: RBD is a big time winner once again on PPV!Chris Avery: RBD is victorious! Mason Jones is once again left in a pile of mess..We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:06:24 GMT -5
If Payne Wins, He'll Rename It The Canadian Championship James Payne vs. Odin Balfore(c)
Our Lady Peace hits and James Payne comes out through the curtain and stands with his arms raised outward soaking in the boos. Cousin Harper comes out right behind him and stands near him.. Tracy Wolfson: From the greatest country in the world, CANADA... They are the Heritage, being accompanied by Cousin Harper.. He's JAMES PAYNE! Payne immediately starts walking down the ramp and Cousin Harper is following closely as they get down the ramp and into the ring. Payne gets into the ring through the ropes and backs to his corner. Cousin Harper walks around near the announcers table and stays on the outside. Billy: More focused than ever, it seems!Chris Avery: James Payne wants that Television Championship and wants to change the name to the Canadian Championship!Billy: Has to defeat Odin tonight!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. With both contestants in the ring, getting ready to battle, just before the referee goes to ring the bell, the entire arena goes dark. Albeit, besides a single bright spotlight highlighting just the Television Championship. The light strobes quickly as to imitate lightening due to the rumbling and rolling clap of thunder surrounding the ring. As the thunder trails off into distance. The ActuonTron comes to life with rain drops falling with sound to match entering the arena. Bold strong words appear. "ARE YOU READY!?" No one knows how to react. Then just as instantaneously as the lights went out. They return to normal. DING DING DING PAYNE RUSHES OVER AND HITS HIM WITH FOREARMS, PUNCHES, CLOBBERING BLOWS!! ODIN IS IN THE CORNER AND PAYNE IS THROWING EVERYTHING AT HIM!! Payne rushes Odin to the ropes and Odin comes back with a fiery big boot but Payne ducks and grabs Odin around the waist and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Payne hops up and LOVES it and Odin rushes over and big boots Payne in the head and knocks him through the ropes to the outside!! Billy: ODIN DIDNT EVEN SELL IT!!Chris Avery: IT TOOK ZERO DAMAGE FROM ODIN!!Odin gets over the ropes and hops down on the outside and Cousin Harper steps to him but Odin isn't backing down but Payne comes up behind and shoves Odin into the ring post!! Odin stumbles and Payne spears Odin back into the railing!! Payne starts throwing right hands into the head of Odin!! Billy: Thats all it took! One second of Odin turning his back on Heritage!Payne grabs Odin and rolls him onto the apron and gets into the ring as Odin starts to stand up and Payne rolls him up from behind but it's not a cover, it's just a confusion-roll and Odin kneels up and Payne kicks him in the head! Odin stays on his knees and Payne hits the ropes behind Odin and comes back with a kick to the back of Odins head!! Billy: ODIN IS DOWN!Payne jumps on for a cover! One! Odin kicks out and rolls to the ropes and Payne grabs Odin and puts him in a sleeper!! Billy: TRYING TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP!!Chris Avery: WHY NOT!! WEAR HIM DOWN!Payne gets off and Odin turns around and Payne hits a clothesline sending Odin down! Payne gets on the middle rope and jumps off with a Canadian leg drop!! Billy: THATS A GOOD ONE!Payne covers again! ONE!! KICK OUT!! Odin has NONE of that fucking stupid fucking shit and rolls to his knees and Payne knees him in the head sending him to the ropes!! Odin is leaning on the middle rope as Payne distracts the ref and Cousin Harper gets on the apron and taunts! The crowd boos as Odin stands up and THEY ERUPT!! Harper turns his attention to Odin and Odin grabs him by the throat!! HARPER IS KICKING HIS FEET AND ODIN CHOKESLAMS HARPER OFF THE RING APRON TO THE MATS!! PAYNE COMES UP AND HITS ODIN FROM BEHIND!! Billy: HE JUST CHOKESLAMMED COUSIN HARPER OFF THE APRON TO THE MATS!!Payne whips Odin to the ropes but Odin comes back with a huge boot to the face and sends Payne down!! Payne gets back up and Odin picks him up hitting a HUGE sidewalk slam!! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!Odin lets Payne get back up and Odin picks him up and smashes his back down in a STIFF fucking backbreaker!! Chris Avery: MY GOD!Odins eyes rise into a rage of fire as Harper is still out on the outside and Payne stumbles up almost begging to not die and Odin picks him up into a chokeslam and BACKBREAKER!! Billy: RAGNAROKKKKKChris Avery: THATS IT!!Odin pins Payne! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: ODIN BALFORE IS STILL THE TELEVISION CHAMPION!!Chris Avery: ODIN DEFEATS THE HERITAGE!!The crowd erupts as Odin stands up and is given his Television Championship.. Billy: Now Odin can set his sights on the Battlebowl later tonight where he'll compete for the opportunity to enter LAST in the Havoc rumble next month!Chris Avery: If Odin can win Battlebowl and then Havoc.. what a career resurgence!Billy: Odin is absolutely an undisputed Television Champion! Who is going to challenge him next?!The celebration leads to the belt being held above their head. Again, the arena goes dark, black, A-side from a single bright spotlight highlighting the belt. Another flash strobe of the light, following a rumbling and rolling thunder clap. Surrounding the ring before trailing off into the echoing distance. The ActionTron erupts to life. Rain falling, the sound rolls through the PA system. Words then again begin to reveal themselves. "THE TARGET IS CHOSEN!!" Then just like before, just as quickly and abruptly as the arena went dark, the arena turns back to normal. The announce team ask questions in their confusion. Having no clue what or who did this. We fade out to a segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:08:12 GMT -5
Jonny Cedrone vs. Ash Blake(c)
Battlebowl has arrived on this very special day contesting multiple championships and opportunities to achieve higher greats. However, some grudge matches will be happening tonight and the hardcore scene of professional wrestling will be the perfect example. The transition to the broadcasting section of the venue showcases fellow commentators, Chris Avery and Billy, to represent the hosting roles of tonight's hardcore championship match featuring Ash Blake and Jonny Cedrone. Chris Avery: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the 2022 Battlebowl! Up next is a massive rivalry consisting of nothing but bodies being tested, minds being bent, and the gruesome nature of the hardcore championship. Ash Blake will defend the Action Wrestling Hardcore Championship against the number one contender and her number one enemy, Jonny Cedrone.Billy: Man! These motherfuckers have been tearing each other apart! Back and forth have they been going after one another like they owe each other money in prison! Ash cost Cedrone his chance in the Battlebowl and Cedrone has been busting up Ash on every occasion!Chris Avery: You're absolutely right Billy. These two rivals have been fighting to the point others are at risk. Our general manager, Alexander Pasternak, made this match with high hopes it would be the end of the feud.Billy: Nah' Chris! They ain't done by a landslide until they're dead.Chris Avery: Oh sweet Jesus. Well, let's turn it over to Jade Riley to fully kick off the Action Wrestling Hardcore Championship!On cue, the broadcasting view has switched into the main camera's view pointing towards Jade Riley substituting for Adilene Floyd. She stands in the center of the ring and is ready to begin the match introductions! Ding! Ding! Ding! Jade Riley: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall contested under hardcore rules for the Action Wrestling Hardcore Championship! The interior of the Tacoma Dome has fallen into a shroud of darkness before the flashing strobe lights dance to "Now That We're Dead" by Metallica officially plays from the surround systems. Washington is excited to see Jonny Cedrone sporting more hardcore-fitted apparel wearing jeans, a dirty white tank top, boots, and his fists taped up. Unfortunately, Miss Gloria will be remaining behind in the backstage area as Jonny stands center stage with every intention to beat the living hell out of Ash Blake tonight. Jade Riley: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds! He is "King of Sexy" Jonny Cedrone! Jonny doesn't get into the ring quite yet. He reaches under the ring and starts throwing any items he could find. Chairs, garbage cans, kendo sticks, a table, and even digs deeper to pull out a piece of wood covered in barbed wire. The fans at ringside are going nuts for this hardcore match on the horizon but Jonny slides under the bottom rope before standing up again. He looks over at all the fans in the venue cheering his name but he is set on Ash Blake as his music fades away. Billy: Oh Cedrone doesn't want a hardcore match, he wants a deathmatch! Holy shit! Look at everything he's thrown in the ring and he's even dressed to die tonight! This motherfucker wants the belt!"Jenny, You're Barely Alive" by Rilo Kiley is the second entrance music to echo around the Tacoma Dome but her music has been drowned from the sheer amount of boo's imploding in the venue. Ash Blake walks out to the spotlight shining on the stage with the hardcore championship belt hoisted over her right shoulder. The audience's negative reaction doesn't phase her and her gaze upon Jonny Cedrone is matched with him. She smirks and holds the championship high sparking another wave of powerful boos thrown into her direction. Jade Riley: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at one-hundred and twenty-five pounds! She is the Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion, "The Usurper" Ash Blake! Ash Blake walks down the entrance path to the ring looking at all the items and options Jonny has surrounded himself with. She knows what this match will entail and how much pain she could inflict. However, Jonny couldn't wait and immediately leaves the ring into a charge straight into Ash Blake. She drops the belt and prepares herself for the fight of her life as the music fades away and Jade quickly leaves the ring. Chris Avery: Jonny Cedrone couldn't wait anymore. Ash Blake is ready for a fight and she won't be needing to get into the ring to start it. The referee has no choice but to call the match under hardcore rules! Ladies and gentlemen, here we go!Ding! Ding! Ding! Cedrone charges forward attempting to throw a wicked Running Clothesline but Ash ducks under the last second. Jonny turns around into a strong Forearm Blow followed by another Forearm Blow that backs him up against the barricade. She digs her thumb into his eye temporarily blinding him until pushing her weight against his body to slam his back against the ringside wall. Jonny falls down onto his right knee trying to recover until he eats a Running Knee Strike into the skull that hits him in the temple pretty hard and the audience boos Ash even more. Chris Avery: Oh my god! Ash Blake is relentless in her offense and already brutalizing Jonny Cedrone! That vicious Knee Strike could have knocked him out but he's fighting. This is only the beginning!Jonny tries to stand up and suffers a kick into his exposed ribs that leaves him hunched over only for Blake to land down a sequence of clubbing blows down on his spine. She holds down onto his right arm and attempts to throw him into the steel steps but he spins around throwing her instead. Ash's back slams against the steel steps and the fans close to the action grimace from the impact. Billy: God damn! Talk about fuckin' steel meeting flesh!Ash sits down with her back leaned against the steel steps and quickly moves out of the way when Cedrone throws a steel chair at her. She starts crawling away with a Jonny following behind her with a steel chair in his grasp and he smashes it against the steel post when Blake ducks under the blow. She even manages to dodge another steel chair shot that collapses down on the announce table scaring the commentators and just as Ash is trapped against the barricade, Cedrone raises the chair above his head until eating a low blow! Billy: Shitfire! There goes the family jewels!Cedrone collapses down onto his knees caressing his genitals and Ash stands again laughing at his pain. She seizes the opportunity by taking the steel chair in her grasp. When Jonny looks upwards, Ash cracks the steel chair on top of his head that topples him over onto the ringside mat. Blood starts to pour down from the gash opened on his skull and she rolls him over for the first pin attempt of the match! Chris Avery: Oh my god! Ash Blake nearly bent the steel chair over his head from the chair shot! Cedrone is bleeding and here's the pin attempt!One! Tw-! He kicks out from the pin attempt and she drags his body into the ring. Cedrone takes a few moments to stand up until she floors him down from the Dropick in the center of the ring. Upon landing down on the canvas, she manages to get back up again and looks towards her options. Cedrone crawls to the ropes and uses them to stand again but when he turns around, a trash can lid folds around his head from the sheer impact that pushes him against the turnbuckles. Another shot from the trashcan lid leaves him on his feet barely and then a third smashes over his head letting him fall onto his back. Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: That's three trash can shots over his head and Ash Blake isn't letting up. She wants to retain the hardcore championship at the expense of breaking Jonny Cedrone in half! Here's another pin attempt!One! Two! Cedrone shoots his body out of the pin attempt again. Ash gets a little frustrated and rolls over to the nearest corner where she wedges the trash can in between the top and middle turnbuckles. She turns back around then walks over to Cedrone slowly picking him up again. Out of nowhere, Jonny quickly wraps both his arms around her waist and throws her over onto the canvas from a powerful Belly-to-Belly Suplex planting her down on the mat! Billy: It's about time he got back into this shit! He's bleeding more than a OneBlood drive!He doesn't stop there. He gets the full mount and starts raining down a bunch of blows where she has no choice but to cover up from the ground and pound. He eventually stops and rises above her before dragging her back up to her feet. Jonny launches her into the ropes and upon the rebound, he lifts her off the mat and slams her down from a strong Spinebuster. Ash bounces off the mat and feels the pain burning down her spine until she's pinned down. Chris Avery: Spinebuster! A strong Spinebuster has put down the hardcore champion and now he's going for the pin attempt!One! Tw-! Ash kicks out from the pin attempt. Jonny continues the offense and looks around the ring selecting something the audience will enjoy. She starts to slowly rise onto her hand and knees until getting cracked across the spine with a kendo stick from above! The interior of the Tacoma Dome is in sheer agony from the sound of the impact and Ash stands on her knees screaming until Cedrone cracks another shot of the kendo stick into her back again! In an enfueled rage, he just goes absolutely insane hitting her body repeatedly until the stick breaks entirely! Chris Avery: Jonny Cedrone is murdering Ash Blake with the repeated shots of the kendo stick and he isn't letting up at all! She has legit markings of the impact and her body is being brutalized!Billy: Fuck me! I love this match!Unfortunately for Ash Blake, the match has not been going into her favor. She crawls away in dying agony from the pain from her body but Cedrone backs away into an unoccupied corner facing Ash in his line of fire. She slowly gets up to her knees and Cedrone takes off into a full sprint but Ash moves out of the way at the last second as her opponent crashes head first into the trash can crumbling it with his entire body. The audience grimaces out loud from the collision and he falls out through the ropes all the way to the ringside mat. Billy: SHITFIRE!!Chris Avery: Jesus fuckin' christ! Jonny Cedrone's bodied EXPLODED through the garbage can! I think he's outcold! We need paramedics or something!The referee immediately leaves the ring and goes to check on Cedrone who is unresponsive at the moment. In the meantime, Ash rolls from under the bottom rope to the outside mat and looks under the ring for a table. The audience cheers as she sets up the table right next to the apron and she walks over to Cedrone who still isn't responsive. She drags his heavy carcass and lays him down across the table before climbing up to the apron then proceeds to climb all the way to the top turnbuckle. Washington starts to boo the champion heavily. Chris Avery: This hardcore championship match has taken it's toll on both competitors. Jonny Cedrone has a crimson mask and Ash Blake's entire back has been brutalized from the various weapons and carnage everywhere. Neither wants to lose so they'll fight until their bodies can't continue.Billy: They're tearing down the fucking house! Fuckin' Ash and Jonny boy fighting until they dieing!Ash positions herself right on the top rope but Cedrone snaps off the table and gets onto the apron. He lands a vicious punch that leaves her temporarily dazed before climbing onto the middle turnbuckle. Ash throws a few strikes to push him back but Cedrone headbutts painting her face with his blood. He keeps her in her grasp, and all of Washington are about to witness both competitors falling down from the top rope from Jonny Superplexing Ash through the table at ringside! Billy: HOLY FUCKING SHITFIRE!!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! JONNY CEDRONE SUPERPLEXED ASH BLAKE FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!Broken wood and broken bodies are all at ringside. The referee checks on both competitors are who not moving and looking almost done from the match. Every fan in the Tacoma Dome are chanting "HOLY SHIT" and praising the action. Jonny, on the other hand, pulls his body over to Blake who looks completely destroyed. He manages to lay his chest on top of hers then hooks her right leg up for the pin attempt! One! Two! Th-! NO! Ash shoots her upper body up and rolls away leaving both competitors to lie down and recovery temporarily. Jonny sits up and rubs his face with both hands to wipe some of the blood off. He musters the strength to stand up with the aid of the commentary table and slowly pulls Blake back into the ring. She rolls into the center and Jonny leans against the ropes to stay on his feet but he also notices another thing beside him. The barbed wire wooden panel. Cedrone gathers the remaining two chairs and sets up a prompt table while also receiving more praise from the audience. Chris Avery: Okay! We need to stop this match because he's going too far. That's a wooden panel covered in razor-sharpe barbed wire which could legitimately end someone's career! This isn't a hardcore match, it's becoming a deathmatch!Billy: I would agree with you Chris but I say fuck it! I WANT ALL THE VIOLENCE!Cedrone turns around to see Ash Blake barely able to stand. With a solid boot into her ribs, he manages to lift her easily above his head in a Gorilla Press position and turns to face the barbed wire panel but she quickly slips out of his grasp into a Tornado DDT spiking him down on the canvas. She quickly rolls under the bottom rope and uses her strength to climb to the top rope before leaping off to land a gut-splitting 450 Splash onto Cedrone! The entire audience stands off their feet as Ash hooks the leg frantically urging the referee to count! Billy: HOLY FUCK! THE COTTONWOOD FALL! THE SIGNATURE 450 SPLASH MAY BE JUST ENOUGH FOR ASH BLAKE TO RETAIN HER FUCKING HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!Chris Avery: THERE'S NO WAY CEDRONE CAN COMEBACK FROM THAT LANDING! THAT 450 SPLASH HAD ALL THE POWER AND SPEED BEHIND IT! HERE'S THE PIN ATTEMPT!One! Two! Thre-NO! Cedrone shoots his right arm from off the canvas and Ash stands on her knees punching the canvas in pure rage. She nearly tears the hairs off of her head and looks behind her to see Cedrone still unresponsive which calls for her chance to end the match. Blake rolls under the bottom rope to the apron edge and uses the ropes again to stand up but perfectly positions herself for a springboard attempt. She yells at Cedrone to stand up where he's fighting the fatigue and pain to survive as he starts to move back on his feet. Chris Avery: If Ash Blake ends it with the Chapter 11, finishing Shooting Star DDT, I don't know what could be Jonny Cedrone's condition. The man has shed bled, barely able to stand and he's taken too much damage. This man has to be the toughest son of a bitch to ever step foot in the ring wit Ash Blake!Billy: Fuckin' hell Jonny! You earned everyone's respect! Just call it off man!Cedrone stands on wobbly legs and turns around to see Ash springboarding off the top rope for the Shooting Star DDT but Jonny moves out of the way. However, Blake lands on her feet and turns around to see her opponent bouncing off the ropes for enough speed to viciously turn her inside out from a Running Lariat that nearly take her head off. Washington goes absolutely haywire as Ash lands on her stomach and Cedrone falls down onto his knees to turn her over for the pin attempt! Billy: SHITFIRE! FUCKING SHITFIRE! HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHITFIRE!!!Chris Avery: ROYAL FUCKING FLUSH! PAYBACK WITH HIS SIGNATURE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! HERE'S THE PIN ATTEMPT!One! Two! Thre-NO! Blake shoots her left arm from under the pin attempt and now both competitors are down on the mat exhausted. Cedrone picks her up and carries her to the corner and sets her down. He hits a shoulder spear into the midsection of her and plants her up on top of the turnbuckles and Cedrone gingerly climbs up too. Billy: What is Cedrone doing here?!Cedrone climbs up but Ash knees him IN THE DICK! Billy: OHHHHChris Avery: OHH NOOOO!!Cedrone is still on the middle turnbuckle but Ash puts him on her shoulders and just uses his weight and momentum and flips him immediately off and he CRASHES DOWN THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!!CEDRONE IS SMASHED THROUGH IT.. HIS ARMS SHAKING.. CUT, BLEEDING..
Ash falls off the turnbuckles into the middle of the ring.. Cedrone is shaking as he's trying to pull himself up out of the debris and leans on the apron.. Billy: JESUS CHRIST HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!Chris Avery: Cedrone rolls onto the apron and into the ring and Ash Blake just crawls over and covers!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: AND ITS OVER!!Chris Avery: ASH BLAKE IS STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION!Billy: WHAT A GOD DAMN WAR!Blake falls off of Cedrone and she rolls to her back and the official gives her the Hardcore Championship. She grabs it and just lays on her back as medical officials get into the ring. Billy: Thank God for our safety personell!Chris Avery: 100% Thank god for them! They're checking on both!Billy: Ash still has to compete in Battlebowl tonight!Chris Avery: If you told me the Road to Evolution V was going to be this bloody, I just wouldn't have believed you!Billy: More Battlebowl when we return!We cut to an advertisment.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:09:09 GMT -5
Billy: Yes, that's right folks! During Evolution 5 weekend in June, King of the Backyard XVII will be on Paramount+ and it'll be seen by millions, potentially!Chris Avery: Robby Bigg Dick has won a TON of those, and we know he'll be in that one-night tournament!Billy: Evolution 5 weekend just continues to get bigger and bigger every year!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:09:51 GMT -5
Chase Jackson vs. Pauly Strong
Billy: This next match should be interesting! Bentley Unlimited fired their tag team a few weeks ago and recently hired Pauly Strong from Omega Championship Wrestling!Chris Avery: Chase Jackson has returned from healing his injuries so this should be special too!The opening riffs of HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD hits and Chase comes hopping out on one foot to some cheers. He lands on the stage and spins around and puts his arms out wide letting the cheers soak in from the sold out arena! Tracy Wolfson: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is.. CHASEEEE JACKSONNN!! Chase smiles as his name is called and he walks down the ramp slapping some skin with some of the fans in the crowd. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and raises his arms getting everyone hype. He jumps onto the apron and walks around the ring post to the hardcam side and then bounces his back off the ropes twice while facing the crowd and raises his arms once more! The crowd pops again as Chase gets into the ring and stretches his legs and taps his knees and is ready for the match in his corner. The music fades. Jackson hops up and down in the corner and awaits. Path of Cage hits and the crowd boos almost instantly as Steve Bentley walks through the curtain first and points back towards Pauly Strong who comes hopping out through the curtain. He stops next to Bentley and raises his arms way up in the air with his head looking up and then shoots his arms down and a pyro BLASTS behind him. His gaze lowers towards the ring to the opponent and Bentley waves Strong to continue down the ramp. Strong comes down the ramp with an extra pep in his very large step. Bentley gets to the apron and stops as Strong just JUMPS straight up to the apron and grabs the top rope and bends through the ropes to get into the ring! Bentley jumps on the apron and points towards Strong as Strong roars one more time inside the ring against the ropes! The crowd booing through all of this as Strong moves to his corner and bounces from one leg to the next ready to beat some ass. Billy: He's ready! Jackson is ready!DING DING DING Jackson and Strong come together in the middle of the ring but Jackson ducks the first attack and kicks Strong in the legs! Once! Twice! Three times! Strong grabs Jackson and throws him into the turnbuckles! Billy: INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!Jackson comes out of the turnbuckles just in time when Strong tries to grab him again and Jackson kicks at the legs! He grabs a leg and rabbit punches it as fast as he can as Strong kicks him off! Jackson gets back to his feet and ducks the clothesline of Strong and hits the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm!! Strong stumbles back and Jackson hits the ropes with a lariat! Strong eats it and takes another step back and Jackson hits the ropes coming back with a third attack; another lariat! Strong stumbles back into the ropes as Jackson is already rebounding towards him and Strong just uses Jacksons momentum and tosses his ass over the ropes to the outside! Billy: AND CHASE GOES FLYING!Jackson gets up and dusts himself off and rolls into the ring and Strong stomps on Jacksons back! He stomps on his legs! Jackson gets up to the corner and Strong kicks him in the stomach! Billy: Damn! Jackson can't go anywhere!Strong grabs Jackson by the under arms, takes one step out of the corner and FUCKING HOOFS him across the ring!! Jackson crashss down on the canvas!! Chris Avery: STEVE BENTLEY LOVED THAT!!Jackson slowly gets up in the corner and Strong grabs him and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Jackson smashes down in the middle of the ring! Billy: Strong has it! That's his signature suplex, he's looking for the Jersey Turnpike now!Strong is calling for it as Bentley is laughing and he picks up Jackson.. but Jackson kicks him in the legs! Kicks him in the legs! Kicks him in the legs again! Strong goes for a lariat but Jackson ducks and hits the ropes and comes back with a SPEAR!! Billy: SPEAR!!BUT STRONG DOESN'T GO DOWN HE JUST TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK HOLDING HIS STOMACH!! Chris Avery: JACKSON IS HITTING THE ROPES... SPEAR!!!Billy: HE HIT HIM WITH A SECOND SPEAR! AND PAULY STILL STAYS STANDING!!Jackson hits the ropes but STRONG PICKS UP JACKSON ON HIS SHOULDERS.. AND HITS THE F5!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: PAULY STRONG WITH THE JERSEY TURNPIKE!!Strong covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: STRONG WINS AGAIN!!Pauly Strong holds his stomach and looks a bit more meaner than usual and stands to his feet. Steve Bentley is in the ring and grabs the arm of Strong.. Pulling him back from his intimidation stare over Jackson.. Billy: Pauly Strong did NOT like Jackson hitting those two spears!!Chris Avery: No he did not!Strong raises his arm up thanks to Steve Bentley and the two exit the ring.. Billy: Pauly Strong is a FORCE of NATURE!Chris Avery: Wow. This man is going to be tough to beat!We fade to a Paramount+ advertisement.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:15:30 GMT -5
Roman Gunn vs. Chris Page vs. Claire Hawkins(c)
“Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT match for the Action Wrestling CBS Championship! Introducing first, about to make his way towards the ring… He is a man that’s recogonized around the world, “CHRONIC” CHRIS PAGE!” The crowd erupts as we see sauntering out through a thick cloud of white smoke is the man himself. A pyro display can be seen exploding around the Action-Tron as Chris starts to make the walk towards the ring. The Action Wrestling crowd is Tacoma is here for it as they sing along with “Judas” with each lyric. Chris reaches ringside where he takes a long look throughout the sold out arena before climbing up on to the ring apron. He steps through the ropes and into the ring where he removes his ring jacket. The music fades away leaving the crowd to sing the chorus of “Judas” to a smile on his face. “And now introducing his opponent…”
“About to make his way to the ring, he is ROMAN GUNN!” The hook to Jesus Walks by Kanye West hits and the lights dim as a spotlight hits the curtain where Roman Gunn slowly walks through and raises his head to the sold out crowd. They all begin to boo as he stands perfectly still at the top of the ramp and stares out at the disgusting people below him. Roman walks down the ramp looking to his left as everyone continues booing him but then he looks to the right and it's much of the same story. He turns towards the steel steps and gets onto the apron but before entering the ring he sets his foot back down on the apron and stares back out at the crowd. They just flip him off and continue booing. He finally steps through the ropes and walks over to the far corner and puts both hands on the top turnbuckle tapping it twice and then pulling himself up to the middle turnbuckle rope and slowly raising his arms into the air. The crowd boos as Roman begins to trash talk the crowd back. He finally steps off the middle turnbuckle ropes and the lights go back to normal as the music slowly fades. Roman and Page spout out towards each other from across the ring.
“And introducing the CBS Champion, about to make her way to the ring… CLAIRE HAWKINS!” As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is......... "The Witch".....CLAIRE.....HAWKINS!! Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Chris Avery: And we are now set for arguably one of the most anticipated CBS Title matches in recent memory. It’s Hawkins vs Gunn vs Page, and it’s now!Billy: Here we go! The opening bell sounds as Page, Gunn, and Hawkins all start to walk out towards the center od the ring. They reach the middle where Page starts jaw jacking with both AW wrestlers. Claire and Gunn each look at each other and nod before simultaneously clocking Page dropping him to the mat where they jump on him with stomps to the body as the Action crowd cheers them on! Roman reaches down picking up Page where he and Hawkins take him and send him sailing over the top rope and out to the floor! The fast friendship doesn’t last as Gunn blasts Hawkins from behind! He spins her around dropping her with a swinging neckbreaker before making the cover! 1!! 2!! THR… Hawkins escapes with a kick out. Roman starts hammering down with a series of right hands to the head of Claire Hawkins before stepping up to his feet where the crowd erupts with boos. Roman picks up Hawkins where he shoots her into a neutral corner, Roman charges in after her only to eat a reverse elbow that staggers Gunn back towards the middle of the ring. Hawkins hops up on to the middle rope where she leaps off with a Missile Dropkick that’s right on the money! Out on the floor we see Chris Page start to climb back up on the ring apron where Hawkins catches him with a baseball slide dropkick to the ribs knocking him off the apron back down to the floor before she scurries into the cover on Gunn! 1!! 2!! THR… Gunn escapes the near fall as Hawkins transitions into a rear chin lock. Chris Avery: Thus far it’s been all Hawkins and Gunn while they’ve kept Page at bay.The referee is on the spot asking Gunn to surrender which he refuses before starting to work his way back to his feet where he turns into the chin lock and backs Hawkins up into the ropes, he shoots her across the ring with an Irish Whip where she bounces off the farside where she’s nailed with a vicious backhanded chop that echoes throughout the area as Hawkins hits the mat. Chris Page slides into the ring where he pushes himself up to his feet. Roman Gunn spins around where he stares across at Chris Page! The crowd erupts as Page flips off Gunn who merely shakes his head before charging Page looking to take his head off with a Lariat, Page ducks sending Gunn bouncing off the near side and into a front waist lock where Page hurls him over head with a Release Belly to Belly Suplex! Page pops back up to his feet where he crotch chops Gunn garnering a louder ovation from the AW crowd! Chris spins around side stepping Hawkins who rushes towards him, she is sent bouncing off the ropes and into a boot to the midsection where he quickly hooks her up with a double arm, but before he can execute the Page Plant Roman Gunn is back up where he nails Page with a stiff lariat that takes him down to the mat! Chris Avery: You’ve got to keep your head of a swivel in these triple threat matches. Billy: Especially when there’s a Championship at stake. All bets are off. Gunn shifts his attention towards Hawkins who is back against the ropes. He charges towards her only to see Claire drop down while yanking the top rope down which sends Roman spilling over the top rope and out to the floor! Hawkins takes her attention back towards CCP as he is pulling himself up in a neutral corner. Hawkins tries to take control as she rushes in after him only to see him step out of the way and it’s Claire who crashes sternum first into the buckles. Chris spins her around where he drives a series of shoulder blocks into the midsection of the CBS Champion before he steps up on the middle rope where he begins hammering down with right hands to the side of Hawkin’s face while the crowd counts along. He reaches six before Hawkins snatches the legs of Page! She runs out from the corner with a Running Sit Out Powerbomb! She makes the cover! 1!! 2!! THR… CCP kicks out of the near fall. Chris Avery: Smart for Claire to look for the win while it’s one on one because you don’t know when…Roman Gunn hits the ring where he catches Hawkins with a running swinging neckbreaker! Hawkins rolls out to the floor where she’s followed by Gunn. He takes Claire, sets her up and delivers a Powerbomb on to the ring apron to a roar of boos from the crowd! Gunn turns his attention towards the time keepers area, he marches over throwing the time keeper from his seat where he snatches a steel chair. Billy: There’s no disqualifications in a triple threat match.Roman folds up the chair as he turns and starts to slowly walk back over towards the CBS Champion as she starts pulling herself up to her feet where her back is against the ring post. Roman comes forward swinging the chair at Hawkins who ducks out of the way sending Roman smashing the chair into the ring post with the reverberations causing him to drop the chair. Claire spins Roman around where she starts unloading with piston like forearm strikes to the face and jaw while in the ring CCP has gotten back to his feet where he makes his way over to the ropes. Roman starts to fire back on Claire on the floor as they trade shots. Page sizes up both Roman and Hawkins where he springboards off the top rope with a Shooting Star Press down on top of Gunn and Hawkins as all three crumble down to the floor to a massive ovation from the Washington crowd! Chris Avery: That’s a fifty-two year old man! The fans continue to erupt as Chris Page is the first to get back up to his feet. He reaches down picking up Roman where he hurls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Page climbs back up on the ring arpon where he starts to scale the turnbuckles! He reaches the top rope where he sets sail with a Diving Headbutt to Gunn! Page makes the cover! 1!! 2!! THRE… Gunn shoots a shoulder up off the mat to a gasp from the crowd. Billy: Chris Page has found himself in control, at least for the time being. CCP gets back to his feet where he picks up Roman and laces him across the chest with a knife edge chop, he lands a second and then a third before taking him back into the ropes, Page looks to shoot him across the ring with an Irish Whip, Roman reverses and it’s Page that’s sent across the ring and as he bounces off the ropes Claire Hawkins reaches under the ropes yanking the ankles out from under CCP! Hawkins pulls Page out to the floor where she sends him crashing right shoulder first into the steel steps. Hawkins climbs up on the arpon where Roman charges towards her looking for a Superman Punch! Hawkins dodges before dropping Gunn throat first across the top rope. Gunn staggers back out towards the center of the ring which allows Hawkins to step back into the ropes where she Superkicks the right knee out from under Gunn dropping him to one knee where she lands a step up Enziguri to the temple! Hawkins executes another cover! 1!! 2!! THRE… Gunn escapes with another kickout! Chris Avery: Roman Gunn refuses to stay down!Hawkins calls for the BLACK VEIL garnering an ovation from the crowd as she sizes up Roman who rolls over to his chest and starts pushing himself up off the mat. Claire comes from the corner where she rolls through and leaps up into the air looking to deliver the cutter that Roman Gunn counters with an explosive Spear taking Claire out of midair! He quickly makes the cover hooking the near leg. 1!! 2!! THRE… CCP dives on top of the cover saving the match up in the process. The CBS champion rolls out to the floor as Roman beats Page to his feet where he stops him in his tracks with a boot to the midsection! He drives Page back into a neutral corner with a shoulder block before hoisting him up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle! Billy: Roman Gunn has Page set up! Roman hooks him up before bringing him out of the corner with a Muscle Buster! Roman Gunn executes the cover hooking the near leg. 1!! 2!! THRE… CCP kicks out of the near fall to a huge pop from the crowd. Roman gets to both knees as he cuts his eyes towards the referee who shows him two fingers. Roman steps back up to his feet where he reaches down picking CCP up off the mat. He rocks him with a right hand, rocks him with a second, rocks him with a third before scooping Chris up over his shoulder where he looks to drive him through the mat with a Running Powerslam! Page slips down the back of Gunn where he takes a back waist lock and snaps off a German Suplex! Page rolls through picking himself and Gunn back up off the mat where a second German Suplex is delivered! He rolls through picking himself and Gunn back up off the mat for a second time where a third German Suplex is delivered with a bridge! 1!! 2!! THRE… Gunn kicks out! Chris Avery: We were eyelashes away from crowning a new CBS Champion!Chris Page works his way back up to his feet where he sizes up Roman who starts pushing himself up off the mat. Page comes forward with a boot to the midsection that doubles him over, Page hooks him up to deliver the Page Plant! Roman counters with a back body drop! Roman backs up into a neutral corner setting up Page with for a Superman Punch! CCP starts getting back to his feet, Gunn explodes out from the corner delivering the Superman Punch crumbling Page where he stands. Claire Hawkins slides back into the ring where she rushes up behind Roman where she takes him and hurls him through the top and middle turnbuckle bouncing him right shoulder off the ring post! He falls through the ropes and to the ring apron before falling down to the floor. Claire looks to pick up the pieces as she rushes towards Page with a leg drop, she gets back to her feet with a second leg drop, quickly back up to her feet where a third leg drop is delivered! She makes the cover hooking the far leg. 1!! 2!! THRE… CCP is close enough to the ropes draping his left leg across the bottom rope which breaks the count! Billy: The ring awareness of Chris Page just delivered in spades! Hawkins doesn’t waste time as she gets back up to her feet. She sizes up Page delivering the Shinning Witch to Page! The momentum sends him rolling under the bottom rope as she scurries towards him to make the cover. Chris Avery: The momentum of Chris Page might have just saved this title match as he tumbles down to the floor! Out on the floor Roman and Page begin working their way back up to their feet as Claire steps out to the ring apron! She measures them both before turning around looking for a Springboard Moonsault down on top of her challengers! Roman and Page catch Claire in midair! They look at each other before each taking half of her body up in the air with a Military Press where they lawn dart her out into the crowd! To the shock of Roman and Page the fans catch Hawkins and start crowd surfing her around the floor section of the arena! Billy: CLARIE IS BEING CROWD SURFED! Washington is on fire as Roman watches the fans surf Claire around the ringside area before turning back around towards Page who thumbs him in the eye! Page takes down Roman with a double leg take down where he catapults him face and body first off the ring post! Roman smacks off the post crumbling down to the floor. CCP quickly picks up Roman where he hurls him back into the ring! Chris Page slides back into the ring where he gets to his feet. Roman slowly works his way back up to his feet where he walks into a Code Breaker! The crowd responds as Page makes the cover hooking the near leg! The referee slides into position making the count with the crowd counting along with him! 1!! 2!! THRE… Roman Gunn refuses to die! He kicks out to the loudest gasp of the night! The crowd breaks out into a thunderous “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” chant directed towards the ring as we see the crowd as crowd surfed Claire all the way around the the ringside area before placing her back over the barrier to the ringside area. In the ring Page picks up Roman where he puts him in position where he sets up and delivers his HIGH TIMES FLIP PILEDRIVER! Billy: We’re going to have a new champion!Hawkins is shown climbing up on the ring apron where she climbs up to the top rope as Page executes the cover! 1!! 2!! THRE… Claire breaks the count with a corkscrew moonsault off crashing down on top of Page which breaks the count to a massive roar from the sold out crowd! Chris Avery: Claire Hawkins just saved her CBS Championship! All three competitors are down with the referee only able to look on as he can’t count anyone out. Page and Roman took the brunt of the move as several seconds pass before Claire crawls into a cover on CCP! 1!! 2!! THRE… Page pops a shoulder up off the mat as we now see Claire crawl towards Roman where she makes a cover on him! 1!! 2!! THRE… Roman pops a shoulder off the mat at the last possible second as the sold out crowd erupts with a massive round of applause directed towards the ring. It transitions back into a “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” chant directed towards the ring at all three competitors. Chris Avery: This might be one of the greatest CBS Championship matches of all time!!Billy: You have to be right!! CBS is loving this, either way!Claire gets to her feet and signals for the end! Roman is up.. and he shoots out of the corner for a SUPERMAN PUNCH! Billy: WHOA!!ROMAN MISSES AND HAWKINS ROLLS HIM UP!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Chris Avery: GOT HIM!! SHE GOT HIM!!Billy: THATS IT!! SHE WON WITH A ROLLUP!THE CROWD POPS BUT ITS ONLY A TWO!! Billy: HE KICKED OUT!!Roman rolls to the corner as Page picks up Hawkins and hits a back elbow! He goes for a roaring elbow, but Hawkins ducks and mists PAGE!! Billy: THE MIST!!ROMAN SHOVES HAWKINS THROUGH THE ROPES OUT OF THE RING!! Chris Avery: WHOA!! HAWKINS CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE!!Billy: SHES UP!!Hawkins slides into the ring BUT TOBAIS GRABS HER LEGS HOLDING ONTO HER!! PAGE TURNS AROUND BLINDED.. ROMAN HITS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! Billy: THE FINAL SHOT!!PAGE GOES DOWN!! ROMAN COVERS!! Chris Avery: NO!! NO!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!TOBIAS GETS AWAY AS HAWKINS IS ON HER FEET ON THE OUTSIDE WITH THE DEATHSTARE!! Billy: WE HAVE A NEW CBS CHAMPION!! Chris Avery: ROMAN GUNN IS THE NEW CBS CHAMPION!!Hawkins steps towards Tobias who is running away around the ring to the otherside near the ramp.. The official hands Roman the CBS Championship and Hawkins looks into the ring... Page rolls to the corner where the official is asking for medical assistance cause of the mist.. Chris Avery: HAWKINS HAD IT WON!! HAWKINS DOMINATED THE FINISH!!Billy: ROMAN GUNN WITH THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY!!Chris Avery: THANKS TO TOBIAS!!Roman stares down at Hawkins while he holds the CBS Championship up into the air.. The crowd booing.. Billy: I can't believe this!! I can't stand for this!!We fade into the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:18:42 GMT -5
Recorded earlier.
Inside the Tacoma Dome, Katta and Jimmy sit inside the wrestling, the wide scan also revealed Karlie also in the ring. Jimmy: This woman needs no introduction, and thank you for taking time out to do this interview hours before battlebowl.Karlie: No problem.Katta: Since your arrival on cruiserclash there has been no doubt you’ve become one of the pillars of the brand,, reigning as Cruiserweight champions three times, and people considering you a future cruiserweight champion, is the cruiserweight championship your endgame on cruiserclash.Karlie: I’d hardly call it my end game, and like you said I’ve become a pillar of the brand, but everyone points to the fact that I’m the only pillar who has never been cruiserweight champion, to be honest, the cruiserweight title lineage has been filled with people fans have forget were even champion, because well most of them are forgettable. I know people won’t like that statement but it’s true.Jimmy: Let’s go back to the fourth Havoc rumble, the match people say was your best performance in the cruiserweight division, you didn’t win but..Karlie: I’m going to cut you off there Jimmy, yeah it was probably my best performance, but I came up short, and well people will probably disagree with but Void, was a one hit wonder, guy did nothing to elevate the cruiserweight title.Katta: On the January third cruiserweight, Teo won the cruiserweight title for the second time by pinning you, has that loss fueled your desire to win later tonight.Karlie: I don’t need motivation to want to kick Teo Blaze’s ass, that just comes natural to me.Jimmy: You were scheduled to face Teo won one one tonight, what is your feeling now having to face both members of the Two Gents.Karlie: 1 John: 5 states For everyone who has been born of God overcomes the world. And this is the victory that has overcome the world—our faith. Andre has never had to work hard a day in his life, he’s a spoiled rich kid, playing professional wrestler and living in his fantasy world, Teo yeah he’s built a great career no doubt, but as never overcome the things I have, most of thing I achieved in my life, the hockey success, my success in wrestling and the olympic gold medal. I did most of that will being illiterate and I overcame that, Teo and Andre would never understand what that was like. Katta: Tonight the odds are stacked against you, how do you plan to overcome the Two Gents and leave Battlebowl as cruiserweight champion.Karlie: I won’t give away everything, but everyone has seen the last few weeks some dissension between Teo and Andre, Andre beat Teo, then Teo stole the title back,and whether he wants to admit it, Andre knows Teo stole the title from him, that dissension will the downfall the will allow me to become cruiserweight champion and finally get the monkey off my backKatta: Good luck tonight.Karlie: Thanks
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:21:02 GMT -5
Johnny Bacchus vs. Regan Voorhees
Tracy Wolfson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger hits the P.A. as the lights flash red and the Actiontron is lit up with the fresh Chimp-in-a-Suit-with-a-Handgun.jpeg. The background is vaguely psychedelic with shifting fractal overlays. The curtain parts, and out steps Johnny Bacchus. Chris Avery: And this one is set to be a barn burner!Billy: Slaughterella likes it painted red, and there’s nobody on the roster redder than this brat.You can tell Howie is writing this match because Johnny isn’t wearing the Hardcore Title he lost months ago during his entrance (Howie really needs to stop being lazy and update his bio). He rips the American flag-print bandana on his face off and whips it into the crowd before pointing down the aisle with a double-barrel finger gun, letting off a shot, and pantomiming blowing smoke off the barrel to the roar of the audience. Tracy Wolfson: Introducing first, from Oakland, CA and weighing in at 195 lbs…. “The Rascal King” Johnny Bacchus! On his way down the ramp, he slaps hands and takes a moment to take some pictures – Yung Toon Summoned Skull is for the children, after all. When the couple reach the floor, Johnny’s expression takes a less goofy and more determined look. The Champ slides into the ring then pulls himself onto the turnbuckle to the roar of the crowd. As his music fades, he proceeds to his corner, removing his entrance attire. Bacchus’s music fades, and the ActionTron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out... REGAN VOORHEES The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor, and “Leader of the Pack” by Sleigh Bells hits. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias. Chris Avery: And here she is. The Dutchess of Pork. The self-annointed Slaughterella. This woman is a terror to behold.Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. Tracy Wolfson: And his opponent, from Birmingham, Alabama, weighing in at 131 lbs… Regan Voorhees! With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell. As the referee signals for the bell… “I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND OR ANYTHING, DAMN” The crowd launches into a wave of boos as Jill Park, pronounced limp and all, appears on stage. Billy: What’s Jill Park want?!Chris Avery: Something tells me, to watch the back of Regan Voorhees!Jill limps her way down the ramp, and around the ringside area. She doesn’t take her eyes off of Bacchus, who knows he needs to have his head on a swivel; carefully eyeing both women. Jill actually walks all the way over to the announce table and taking a seat as there just so happens to be a spare chair. Jill Park: Hey guys! Thanks for the warm welcome. Gosh. Chris Avery: Welcome, Miss Park.Billy: Here we go! There’s the bell! Johnny Bacchus vs Regan Voorhees is under way!DING DING DING Voorhees and Bacchus regard each other from across, their own brands of wry and coy amusement (respectively) on their faces. They step forward, and Bacchus takes a few small hops back and forth as he shakes his arms to warm up. They tie up, and while the Rascal King is initially able to leverage his superior size, Voorhees is able to slip behind him and drag one arm back into a hammerlock. Johnny grimaces, slapping the torqued shoulder a few times to dull the pain, before he rolls forward in an attempt to escape the hold. Regan does not relinquish the grip on his wrist, and in an instant she lifts her boot and stomps down directly on his shoulder, pinning him flat on his back and giving a twist before grinding her heel into him. Jill Park: Look at that ring general, Regan Voorhees! She’s so great! Chris Avery: Regan is a dangerous competitor, that’s for sure.Billy: But you can never count out Johnny Bacchus, especially this early!Jill Park: Don’t tell me what to think, Bill. She removes her foot and kneels down, forcing Bacchus to a seated position and reapplying the hammerlock before applying a one-armed choke. Bacchus grimaces once more, attempting to scoot towards the ropes with no success. A back elbow is able to stun Voorhees, and it gives Johnny the room to force them both back to a standing position. He wraps his arm back and around Regan’s head before he sits down, snapping her head down with a stunner. The hold finally breaks as Regan stumbles to the ropes and Bacchus climbs to his feet. Regan approaches more confidently, but Bacchus is more hesitant. A low roundhouse keeps Regan at bay as he dances her around the ring before being backed into a corner. She lunges, forcing a tie up into the corner before the ref calls for a break. Regan takes a moment to rake his eyes as she breaks the tie, doubling Johnny over. Jill Park: And again Regan outsmarts that punk Bacchus!Chris Avery: I think the term is “cheating” or perhaps “bending the rules”.Jill Park: Psh!Voorhees struts from the corner before turning back to charge with a forearm, but Bacchus rolls out of the way! Coming to his feet, Bacchus flips for a pele kick, but Voorhees steps away! Johnny lands on his hands and knees, but he’s able to roll to avoid an attempted punt kick, catching Regan in a drop toehold. As she hits the mat, Johnny leaps forward to lock her in a side headlock. Regan reaches for the ropes unsuccessfully, her attempts to push herself forward frustrated by Bacchus sandbagging atop her. She’s able to get her knees under herself and slowly bring the two of them to a kneeled position before she reaches back to grip and yank a handful of his hair! As Bacchus releases to headlock, Regan delivers a spinning back fist, cracking him across the mouth! He reflexively stands, holding his jaw, and Regan follows up with the Belle Ringer! Jill Park: BELLE RINGER! Cmon Chris, I’m here doing your job!Billy: SHITFIRE! This could be it!She covers! Ref: ONE! TWO! Johnny kicks out! Regan looks up at the referee in annoyance. Chris Avery: Bacchus kicks out!Jill Park: That was definitely a slow count!Undeterred, she grabs Johnny by a handful of his hair once more to drag him up to his feet. A stiff right sends him staggering back, and she follows up with a clubbing blow to the back of the head! He falls into the corner, slumped against the top turnbuckle pad, and Regan grabs his hair once more to draw his head back, before he delivers an elbow to her head! He grips her from behind and snaps backward, delivering an ugly German Suplex directly into the turnbuckle! Billy: SHITFIRE! A brutal landing for Regan Voorhees!Jill Park: OHMYGOD! Is she okay! She’s okay. I'm sure she’s okay.Before Johnny can cover, Regan rolls out of the ring. He pounds the mat in frustration before rolling out after her. He’s pleased to find her still recovering and pulls her to her feet if only to bounce her head off the apron like a basketball. Chris Avery: Bacchus cracking Regan’s head off of the apron!Jill Park: Oh no! Isn’t that the hardest part of the ring or something?Regan stumbles away, and Johnny follows in close pursuit. Once catching up, he delivers a few stiff rights before whipping her into the barricade! Regan hits spine first, closing her eyes and gritting her teeth in pain, and a running dropkick from the Rascal King floors her. Bacchus kips to his feet, climbs the barricade, and beats his chest like King Kong to the roar of the crowd! Turning his attention back to Regan, he drops from the barricade and pulls her back to her feet. As he walks past the announcers table, he makes eye contact with Jill Park. Jill Park: You better keep your eyes on Regan, Bacchus.He holds up two fingers and sticks his tongue between them, making a crude gesture at her accompanied by a mocking look and a noise like a pig snort. He cocks Regan back, ready to plunk her head off the table, but Regan snaps to life and gives him a quick rap on the windpipe with her knuckles. Jill Park: See? Bacchus thinks he is so damn funny. He thinks he’s always got everything under control. By the end of this match, he’s gonna see that just isn’t the case. It’s really hard to laugh when your face is caved in.Chris Avery/ Billy: …As Johnny turns around, holding his throat and coughing, Regan kicks and steps directly into the join behind his left leg. As she drives him down to a kneeled position, she takes a moment to savor applying the Cruelty Free Chickenwing! The crowd let’s out a boo as the ref screams at Regan from inside and begins a count. Chris Avery: Regan isn’t going to win the match with this hold, but the damage could sure help going forward!Jill Park: And it’s glorious to watch! Thank you Regan!Releasing the hold, Regan allows Johnny to fall forward on his hands and knees, gasping for air and in clear pain. She rolls him into the ring, her eyes alight with malevolent joy. She stalks Bacchus like a hungry lioness as he recovers, following closely behind him. When he gets to his knees she lunges, grabbing his arm and wrapping herself around him like an octopus. Chris Avery: RED CAMELLIA! This could be it!Jill Park: Yes! All of Bacchus’ fans get to see him submit to Regan Voorhees! What’s not to love?Bacchus screams in pain, trying in vain to stagger forward as Regan locks her legs with his. He falls backwards, pancaking her underneath him, but the hold stays on with vice-like intensity. Reaching out with his free hand, his fingers are just shy of the ropes. Regan cranks the hold, and Bacchus let’s out another scream, the pain evident on his face. He reaches one more time, more desperately. He makes the ropes! The ref calls for the break as the audience cheers! Jill Park: Boooooo!Regan angrily releases but keeps a hold of his ankle. She drags him out further to the center of the ring, but as she attempts to apply the hold once more, the Rascal King curls his legs to his chest and pushes her away! He rolls back to his feet as she hits the ropes and runs back. Chris Avery: FETCH THE GUILLOTINE! REGAN IS DOWN!The two rest on the mat, breathing deeply and raggedly. Bacchus stirs first, rolling to the corner and dragging himself up with the ropes. His gaze fixes intently on Regan – and he waits for her to stir. Bacchus runs in, looking for Queen’s Dead, but Regan ducks! Bacchus stumbles and turns, but Regan buries a boot into his midsection. Regan grabs his arm and folds it over, ABBATOIR-NO! Bacchus wriggles free and cracks Regan with an elbow! Regan stumbles back and Bacchus charges forward, executing a dropstep, gets behind Regan and lifts her up…German Suplex! He bridges! ONE! TWO! Regan kicks out! Chris Avery: Close call! Bacchus almost got her there! Jill Park: Screw this.Bacchus backs up in a corner, sizing Regan up again, presumably for Queen’s Dead…WHACK! Billy: SHITFIRE! Jill Park just smashed Johnny Bacchus in the back of the head with a chair!DING DING DING Chris Avery: There’s the bell! Bacchus wins by disqualification but something tells me this isn’t over quite yet!Park slides into the ring and dives on to Bacchus, nailing him with rights and lefts! DING DING DING DING Regan gets back to her feet with a sadistic smile as she joins in putting the boots to a downed Bacchus! Billy: This was all a setup, from the start!Chris Avery: It probably was! Someone needs to put a stop to this!Regan and Jill stand with big grins on their faces as Bacchus struggles to get to his knees. They each grab one of Bacchus’ hands, and they yell out… Billy: TREND KILLER! OH MY GOD!Regan and Park both lunge forward, striking the head of Bacchus from both sides. They let go of each hand with a laugh as Bacchus falls to the canvas. They continue their laughter as Affluenza leave the ring. Chris Avery: That was despicable.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:22:25 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:24:28 GMT -5
John Black vs. Cassidy Adler vs. Sam Kidsgrove vs. Tatiana Jolee
The opening piano chords for Van Halen's Iconic song “Right Now” begin to play over the P.A system, bringing the fans to attention. The camera pans from the ring and up the ramp as the elaborate light show spellbinds for the audience… Finally, after the moment of anticipation and as the lyrics begin to bellow from the P.A system. Tatiana makes her way out, dressed in her traditional ring gear and an unzipped black A-Dub Wrestling logo hoodie with the hood up over her head. Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow Why put it off another day? One by one, little problems Build up, and stand in our way, oh! One step ahead, one step behind it Now you gotta run to get even Make future plans I'll dream about yesterday, hey! Come on turn, turn this thing around (Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow (Right now) Come on, it's everything (Right now) Catch your magic moment Do it right here and now It means everything Tracy Wolfson: “Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 113 lbs, and hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia… Tatiana Jooooleee!” Miss a beat, you lose the rhythm And nothin' falls into place, aah Only missed by a fraction Slipped a little off your pace, oh! The arena rumbles with energy, the passionate A-Dub fans bellowing out with excitement for the Canadian veteran, a one time journeyman who was now one of their own. The more things you get, the more you want Just trade in one for another Workin' so hard to make it easy Whoa, got to turn, come on, turn this thing around Stopping at the top of the ramp to look out at the fans, TJ flips the hood back off of her head and gives a salute to them all with a little wink before making her way down the ramp, giving out high fives and even a hug or two on the way down to the ring. Billy: A huge four way match here at Battlebowl!Chris Avery: Not elimination either! Just the first one to secure the win!The lights goes out, and we hear the record scratching, then once "I get Real Raw" is heard JB comes out to the stage with the lights on as the song plays on the iron. He then stands at the entrance way, looking at the crowd and walks down to the ramp and gives everyone some daps. Then he slides into the ring, and stands at the corner and taunts to everyone. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off. Chris Avery: John Black back in action here in AW!Billy: Should be interesting!You hear the sick intro to “U Mad” by Vic Mensa start to play, and you’re immediately mesmerized by the display of flashing lights and the titantron presenting to you Action Wrestling’s Show Stealer. “Ooo I don’t need y’all either. “Ooo don’t wanna talk about it. “Ooo like I don’t, like I don’t know nobody. “Like I don’t know nobody. “I guess I don’t!” “Oh you mad, huh? ‘Oh you mad, huh? ‘Oh oh you mad, huh?” You spot the smug look of the Show Stealer, Cassidy Adler, as he struts onto the ramp and begins to make his way down to the ring, adjusting his baggy shorts and beaming a pearly-toothed smile at you, causing you to immediately feel the need to get his number and find out when he’s next available. Unfortunately for you, this is the Adler show and he’s here to slap a hoe, not find his next sexploit. Cassidy brushes his blonde hair out of his eyes, slicking it back and blowing a kiss at the camera, followed by a wink as his music fades out. You can feel your heart racing from his mere presence in the ring as the 6’1, 183 pound specimen seems to have not only stolen the show, but everyone’s hearts. Billy: Cassidy with a bit more aggressive demeanor, a bit more serious now!Chris Avery: The 2021 Prince Jimmy Dean Memorial Battle Royal winner looking to make a big impact here at Battlebowl!Kidsgrove music hits and he just walks straight down the ramp as we advertise PARAMOUNT+! The leading streaming service for all things Action Wrestling! Tonight is presented by MOUNTAIN DEW! GET THE DEW.. DUDE! Also brought to you by PEPSI! Drink a delicious Pepsi! Kidsgrove gets into the ring. Billy: Well, we're ready!DING DING DING Cassidy dips through the ropes to the outside as Jolee goes for a superkick but Black blocks it and Kidsgrove hits a clothesline on Jolee! Black turns around for a clothesline of his own but Kidsgrove ducks and sends Black into the ropes and upon rebound he hits a powerslam! Kidsgrove is up and Jolee goes for a crossbody but Kidsgrove catches her and slams her down with another powerslam! Cassidy gets onto the apron but Kidsgrove knocks him off and turns his attention back towards the other two opponents! Billy: Kidsgrove in full control!Chris Avery: He's a bit more aggressive too now! Really trying to put some wins together!Black is up in the corner across from him as Jolee charges but Kidsgrove sidesteps and throws her into the ring post and then turns around and hits the HELLUVA KICK into the corner on Black! Black stumbles down and Kidsgrove pins! One! Two! Billy: HE GOT HIM!Black kicks out! Chris Avery: John Black kicks out!Adler gets into the ring and stomps on Kidsgrove before he gets to his feet and Adler flips Kidsgrove down with a suplex and then charges at Jolee but she hits a back body drop over the ropes sending Adler out of the ring! Jolee turns and Black is stumbling up and Jolee hits a shotgun dropkick sending him back down! Jolee gets up and hits another shotgun dropkick on Kidsgrove sending him back into the corner! Billy: Now she's in control!Chris Avery: Jolee is hyped!Jolee is on the middle rope and jumps off hitting a Bret's elbow from the middle rope, the most dangerous rope, and goes for a cover! One! Two! Kidsgrove with an elbow to break it up but Jolee moves and Kidsgrove hits Black with an elbow! Jolee rolls Kidsgrove up! One! Two! Kidsgrove kicks out and Jolee hits a knee to his stomach just as he was getting up. She grabs the head and hits a basic DDT on the canvas! She covers again! One! Two! Adler breaks it up with a stomp on the back of her head! He picks her up and shoves her into the corner! Adler hits a few strikes before hitting a jumping knee to her face! Adler turns around and John Black hits a clothesline sending Adler over the top rope to the outside! Billy: Adler is out again!Chris Avery: John Black is fired up!Kidsgrove is up but Black hits a spinebuster in the middle of the ring! One! Tw- Black just gets up cause he notices Jolee coming at him so she's picked up and SPINEBUSTERED onto Kidsgrove! Billy: DOUBLE WHAMMY!Jolee and Kidsgrove separate holding their bodies as Adler jumps onto the apron but Black hits the ropes knocking him off and Black comes back with a boot to the head of Kidsgrove sending him down! Jolee turns around and Black lifts her up on his shoulders.. Billy: THE BLACK LIST!Jolee fights out of it and lands on her feet but Black hits a neckbreaker on Jolee crashing her back down on the canvas! Kidsgrove is up and Black picks him up into the Torture Rack and turns him around with a twist before dropping him right into a DDT! Billy: BLACKA JACKA!Chris Avery: BLACK COVERS!ONE!! TWO!! Thre- ADLER PULLS JOHN BLACK OUT!! ADLER TAKES BLACK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Billy: GOD DAMN!! WHAT IMPACT!!Adler slides right into the ring and fixes his hair and hits a few strikes on Jolee before powering her up into a German Suplex crashing her back down onto her neck! Kidsgrove is up and Adler picks him up but he gets out of the hold and hits the ropes and BOX OFFICE SMASH!! Billy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!Adler ducks and Kidsgrove crashes into the turnbuckles! Adler picks up Kidsgrove and just hits an overhead belly to belly over the top rope to the outside! Chris Avery: Kidsgrove crashes down!Jolee is pulled out of the ring by Black and he slides in! Black goes for a clobbering blow on Adler but he ducks and lets Black hit the turnbuckles chest first.. Black stumbles back and Adler hits THE BACKSTABBER! Billy: RADLER!!Jolee is on the apron but Adler kicks her off as Black is kneeling upwards and Adler hits the pedigree!! Billy: THE SUGON DESE!!Chris Avery: THE WHAT?!Adler covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: AND CASSIDY ADLER WINS HERE AT BATTLEBOWL!Chris Avery: WHAT A VICTORY FOR ADLER!Adler gets up and the official raises his hand and Adler wipes his mouth and adjusts his hair and takes his arm back before looking around at the destruction.. Billy: The point here is that Adler was kept at bay, which frustrated him, and he took those frustrations out on everybody in the ring!Chris Avery: Adler is victorious, and that's all that he cares about!Adler is walking up the ramp as we fade to a Paramount+ advertisement.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:28:15 GMT -5
Andre Jenson vs. Karlie Nash vs. Teo Blaze(c)
Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Ethan Miller: Coming to you from Grand Marais Minnesota, being accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash. Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Jimmy Garcia: These three are some of the most important wrestlers to CruiserClash!Katta Pult: This match is going to be tough!A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend" Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armour and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an axe take position either side of Jenson. Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and they all start moving forward, seemingly satisfied. When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He gives each of the party a coin, and they take a defensive stance. He grins and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, while fishing out a couple of d20 dice and rolling them. He then nods as if acknowledging the results and shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs each of the middle turnbuckles in turn and looks like he casts a spell on each one of them with hand gestures and some reagents from his pouch. Jimmy Garcia: The former Cruiserweight Champion, wants that belt back!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Jimmy Garcia: This crowd just loves Teo! He's super over!DING DING DING The three come towards each other in the middle of the ring but Karlie laughs as she walks back and dips through the ropes to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: She's FORCING them to compete against each other!Jenson and Teo circle as Karlie is yelling at some of the crowd to shut up but she turns around and Jenson is full speed ahead and he hits an over the top rope plancha crashing down onto Karlie!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! THAT'LL WAKE HER UP!!Karlie is getting up and Teo hits a suicide dive through the ropes and takes her out at the bottom of the ramp!! Katta Pult: BACK TO BACK DIVES!! KARLIE IS DOWN!Teo and Jenson grab Karlie and pull her up and they smile as they hit a suplex on Karlie!! Jimmy Garcia: This is like 2 on 1!Katta Pult: Hey! Karlie could have avoided this if she just defeated Jenson last week!They roll Karlie into the ring.. Teo goes to get up on the apron but he stops himself and suggests Jenson to get on the apron! Jenson says no no no good sir, and allows Teo to get on the apron, so Teo smiles and nods and gets up but Karlie dropkicks him off!! Teo crashes down off the apron! Jenson didn't realize and slides in! Karlie knees down the top of Jensons head! Katta Pult: THAT WAS UNFORTANTE!Jimmy Garcia: I know Jenson didn't realize it!Karlie picks up Jenson and whips him into the ropes and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Jenson and goes for a cover! One! Two! Jenson kicks out and Karlie puts him into a sleeper hold! Jenson fights out of it! He elbows her and hits the ropes but Karlie hits a big boot sending Jenson down! Teo gets back on the apron and Karlie smashes a forearm into Teo knocking him off! Karlie comes back and hits Two Minutes For Kneeing on Jenson! She covers! One! Two! Thr- TEO WITH THE SAVE!! Karlie is frustrated and gets up and whips Teo into the turnbuckles but he climbs up quick and moonsaults back and Karlie hits a European Uppercut knocking Teo out in mid-air! Karlie grabs Teo and bends him forward.. Jimmy Garcia: THE POWERBOMB?!Karlie lifts up Teo and SLAMS him down with a stiff POWERBOMB! Katta Pult: SUDDEN IMPACT!!Karlie covers! One! Two! Thre- JENSON DIVES ONTO KARLIE TO MAKE THE SAVE!! Jimmy Garcia: THAT WAS CLOSE!Karlie gets up holding her head and Jenson charges but she moves and lets him crash into the turnbuckles! She picks up Teo but he hits an enziguri sending her stumbling back and Jenson jumps off the middle rope and hits a bulldog onto her! Karlie stumbles up and Teo hits a superkick to the stomach and Jenson comes over with SUPLEX-CUTTER!! Jimmy Garcia: THE NATURAL TWO POINT OHHHH!!Jenson covers! One! Two! Teo pulls Jenson off and the crowd gasps and stands up.. Teo steps back into the corner and shakes his head.. Jimmy Garcia: HE HAD TO!! HE HAD TO PROTECT HIS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!Katta Pult: YEAH BUT JENSON WANTED TO WIN IT!Jenson and Teo share a nod that says the Devil be tryin' to do this shit. Jenson turns around and Karlie throws Jenson into the ring post shoulder first and Karlie turns around and Teo comes over with a shotgun dropkick sending Karlie through the ropes to the apron! Teo comes over and picks her up and grabs her from behind and hits an inverted suplex over the top rope from the apron back into the ring! She smashes down stomach/face first and stumbles right back up and Teo goes for the BLAZING KNEE!! KARLIE DUCKS! Jimmy Garcia: THAT WAS CLOSE!Karlie hits a clubbing blow on Teo knocking him down! Jenson shoots out of the corner and hits a clothesline knocking Karlie down! Katta Pult: This action is wild!Jenson picks up Karlie and whips her to the corner but Karlie reverses it and Jenson smashes in! Karlie slaps Jenson across the face and lifts him up to a seated position on the top rope! Karlie climbs up to the middle rope and lifts Jenson up.. Jimmy Garcia: OH GOD!! THIS IS TOO INTENSE!Katta Pult: SHES CLIMBING UP FOR A BIG TIME TOP ROPE SUPLEX!Karlie climbs up but Teo hits the leg of Karlie and then picks her up for a powerbomb! Teo walks Karlie on his shoulders in a powerbomb position out of the corner!! Jimmy Garcia: TEO!! HE HAS KARLIE UP!Teo steps a few feet out and Jenson recognizes an opportunity for a tag team move.. Jenson leaps from the top rope towards Karlie.. BUT KARLIE CATCHES JENSON WHILE SHES UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION.. TEO POWERBOMBS KARLIE AS KARLIE HITS A FALLAWAY SLAM OVER HER HEAD ON ANDRE JENSON!! THE TWO CRASH DOWN ON THE MAT!! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!!Katta Pult: MY GOD THE POWER AND STRENGTH OF KARLIE NASH!!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!Teo stumbles back into the corner and realizes Jenson has crashed and burned as Karlie is stumbling up.. Teo charges at Karlie and hits the BLAZING KNEE!! Karlie twists into the air and crash lands and Teo covers! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: AND TEO BLAZE IS STILL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Katta Pult: TEO BLAZE STANDS TA-The lights flicker and go out!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE?!The ActionTron lights up with a Canadian Flag.. and then this.. Jimmy Garcia: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!Katta Pult: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY!!!!!Teo stands in the middle of the ring with his Cruiserweight Championship belt as Karlie and Jenson roll out of the ring. Bryan Blaze is standing on top of the ramp with a single red spotlight on him. Blaze is covered with a custom made Canadian flag that he has wrapped around him like a blanket/super hero cape. The crowd is popping just because of the giant signing.. Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE IS HERE!?Katta Pult: HE WON CHAMPIONSHIPS IN UWL!! HE WAS A CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION BEFORE!!Jimmy Garcia: BRYAN BLAZE.. THE TWO TIME MAINSTREAM WORLD CHAMPION!! AND HES HERE?!Katta Pult: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!Blaze is walking around the ring as Teo doesn't take his eyes off of him. The crowd is still cheering as Bryan Blaze walks by the announcers table.. Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT ITS HIM!! BRYAN BLAZE IS HERE!!Bryan Blaze continues walking and he raises his arms up holding the Canadian flag and the Tacoma, Washington crowd just fucking pop!! Katta Pult: THIS IS INSANE IN HERE!! YOU CAN'T HEAR YOURSELF THINK!Bryan Blaze stops at the steel steps and walks up the steps onto the apron. He turns and the crowd fucking pops for him as he raises his arms up! Bryan Blaze squeezes through the ropes into the ring and steps towards Teo Blaze and his music finally fades out.. Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS A MOMENT!! THIS IS A MOMENT IN TIME!! WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWKatta Pult: I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!Bryan Blaze stares at Teo as Teo just looks him directly into the eyes. Teo adjusts his Cruiserweight Championship belt on his shoulder. Katta Pult: YOU COULDN'T CUT THIS TENSION WITH A CHAINSAW!!Bryan Blaze smiles and turns his back towards Teo and raises his arms up in the air and the crowd pops BUT BRYAN BLAZE HITS A 180 DISCUS CLOTHESLINE SENDING TEO CRASHING DOWN!! THE CROWD POPS/BOOS/REACTS!! Jimmy Garcia: THE CLOTHESLINE FROM NOVA SCOTIA!! OH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: BRYAN BLAZE JUST PUT THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION DOWN!!Bryan smiles as he pulls the blanket over Teo, completely covering him in his custom made Canadian flag blanket/cape. Bryan Blaze lifts his arms up to a chorus of boos and some pops and his music hits again.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A DEBUT!! BRYAN BLAZE JUST MADE A STATEMENT!!Katta Pult: I CAN'T BELIEVE BRYAN BLAZE IS HERE!! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!Bryan Blaze is on the ramp and he lifts his arms up again and the crowd goes insane as we slowly fade out..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:30:24 GMT -5
Someone has a Deathstare
We're inside the office of Alexander Pasternak when Claire Hawkins kicks in the door and it busts open. Hawkins steps in with a deathstare on Pasternak. The crowd reacting inside the arena. Alexander Pasternak: I know! I KNOW! Calm down.She continues looking directly into Pasternak wanting to rip him apart only because she wants to rip Roman and Tobias apart. Alexander Pasternak: I know, give me a bit to think about it, but YES, you can get your hands on him soon! I saw exactly how it went down and I'm not happy about it either!Hawkins stands in place looking directly into Pasternaks SOUL. Alexander Pasternak: You have my word.Hawkins just turns and leaves the office. Pasternak is clearly unhappy about how the CBS title match went down and pulls his phone back out of his pocket and gets back to texting.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:32:47 GMT -5
Gerard Angelo vs. CJ Phoenix(c)
Ding Ding Ding Tracy Wolfson: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL (...) …and is for the AAAWWWW UNIIIIITED STAAATES CHAMPIONSHIIIIP! "Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Tracy Wolfson: Making his way to the ring first, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...he is the UNITED STATES CHAMPIONNNN...the Luminary of Despair...CJ PHOENIX!!! As the chorus begins, he covers half of his face with his hand. Then, he slowly lowers his arm and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and stares off unto the audience. Finally, he hops down, looks into the camera lens, and covers one side of his face with his hand for a second while mouthing the word "despair". Billy: The Luminary Of Despair, reigning United States Champion CJ Phoenix! Looking ready as ever, this is one man who never shows up unprepared for a fight.Chris Avery: That’s how you hold the gold for as long as he has! He’s been United States champ since November and if he has it that way, that won’t change anytime soon!Billy: But we know Gerard Angelo has something to say about that…The lights go out in the arena and the sound of a synth starts playing. “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM A small explosion of gold fireworks goes off “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights come back on as Kanye West’s voice serenades the people as they give loud boos (Accompanied by a small smattering of cheers) as Gerard Angelo is shown standing on stage, back to the crowd, the hood of his hoodie pulled up, right arm raised above his head at an angle, one finger extended. He throws his hood back with the same hand and spins around to the crowd, arms extended, like he’s absorbing another wave of booing, a cocky smirk etched across his face as he surveys the crowd behind his trademark sunglasses. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, brushing off fans and taunting them. Tracy Wolfson: Aaanndd the challenger, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 225 lbs, "The Living Legend", GERRRRRARD ANGELOOOOOOOOO! He stops at the ring stairs and slaps the top step before climbing them, and walking to the center of the ring apron.Angelo surveys the arena crowd once more, before slipping through the middle and top rope into the ring. He walks to the opposite ring post, leaping up onto the second turnbuckle. Gerry points to the crowd before unzipping his hoodie, which gets more than a few ladies in the audience to scream out, before pulling it off and pretending to toss it to the fans, before just dropping it on the floor with a smirk. "The Hollywood Hero" hops down and removes his trademark sunglasses, placing them in the corner neatly before leaning back against the turnbuckles, still mouthing off to the fans as he starts to stretch. Billy: A true veteran of the business, Gerard Angelo would LOVE to add this AW Title to his resume here tonight.Chris Avery: These two did battle back at the Revolution PPV in a steel cage match after Gerard Angelo BURSTED on the AW scene by winning the Trials Of Despair tournament.Billy: I still remember Grindhouse and Angelo standing over CJ Phoenix who, despite being victorious that night, didn’t look like a winner in the end. But tonight, we do not expect to see ANY Grindhouse involvement here tonight. Gerard Angelo wants to win this one and prove a point while doing so.Chris Avery: Between that and the unsanctioned war between CJ and Dandy DiVito? The U.S. champion can NOT be feeling 100% here tonight.The ref calls for action, as both men have started sizing each other up from opposite corners. Phoenix, a look of pure determination and focus. Angelo, a cocky smirk trying to egg CJ on from across the canvas. The two approach and lock up in an aggressive elbow and collar, Angelo immediately grabbing a headlock on CJ. CJ pushes him back into the ropes and sends him running across to the opposite ropes. CJ ducks to the mat, as Angelo hops over and hits the far ropes again. CJ leaps in a beautiful leapfrog over Angelo, but Angelo grabs hold of his ankle and drags him to the mat in a flapjack, hopping over to lock in a grounded headlock this time, trying to squeeze the early air out of CJ. Billy: Angelo approaching this match with a veteran mindset. You KNOW he wants to capitalize on this second shot at CJ Phoenix.Chris Avery: Both of these guys have great technical skills, and Angelo clearly knows that CJ has great endurance in that ring. Cutting down the stamina a bit with these headlocks.CJ fights his way to his feet and fires some back elbows to Angelo’s gut to escape the headlock. Angelo hangs on the arm, however, twisting it over his head and slipping behind CJ, grabbing a sort of Crossface Chicken Wing for a few moments before CJ catapults himself forward and somersaults out of it. Turning around quickly to seek more offense, Angelo launches forward and connects with a front dropkick to the jaw of CJ! The US Champ isn’t floored by the move, but is sent stumbling backwards into the corner. Angelo doesn’t let a moment pass, as he moves immediately on the cornered CJ and starts swinging lefts and rights into the gut and midsection. CJ shoves him off, but Angelo is in predator mode, now driving knees forward into the ribcage. Angelo turns around and faces outward, pressing his back up against CJ. He smirks for a moment in a taunt before whipping back a right elbow..a left elbow…a right elbow…a left elbow, all connecting to the sides of CJ’s head. Angelo finally moves, letting CJ stumble out to fall to his knees as the crowd boos. Billy: Phoenix doesn’t always get the warmest of receptions but it’s feeling like Tacoma, Washington is certainly behind the United States Champion here tonight!Chris Avery: Angelo can be insufferable. Even that little smirk he just gave before hitting those elbows, everybody in the building just wants to see him get punched in the face.Angelo soaks in the crowd reaction, playing to it with a title belt gesture around his waist. He turns around and meets CJ Phoenix exploding forward with a clothesline! Angelo bumps up and CJ with another clothesline! Angelo bumps up once again and CJ swings once more but Angelo ducks, catching CJ from behind and looking for a quick Back Suplex. CJ backflips out of it, grabbing hold for a German Suplex! Angelo locks his leg to CJ’s, blocking the move and spinning out of it. Now Angelo has CJ in a belly to back hold but CJ drives his head back, headbutting Angelo square in the nose, sending the Living Legend stumbling backwards. CJ hits a Pele Kick, perfectly executed as his boot catches the exact same impact point as the headbutt. Angelo is DOWN, holding both hands up to his nose! Billy: Angelo may have a broken nose here!Chris Avery: One of the worst feelings in a match, especially early! Your eyes tear up, your cheeks swell up a bit, very hard to focus through that feeling!CJ does NOT take his opening to taunt, as he is back on Angelo, helping him to his feet only to wrap him and hit an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Angelo’s flat and CJ steps beside him and hits a STANDING MOONSAULT! CJ pins Angelo with the hook of a leg! 1 2… Angelo kicks out right after the 2! Billy: Smart by CJ, staying ON it.Chris Avery: Such athleticism. It’s easy to see why he’s held on to this United States Championship for as long as he has.A bit of blood drips from Angelo’s nose as CJ lifts him up to his knees. CJ steps back and appears to be winding up for a superkick, but Angelo charges forward from his knees, spearing CJ into the corner turnbuckle. He follows it up with a few shoulder thrusts for good measure before stepping back, lifting his hand up to his nose to check on it. He shakes it off and whips a vicious European uppercut into CJ Phoenix’s chin! The impact echoes in the arena, receiving groans from the crowd. Angelo winds up slow and rips another one off, letting CJ fall rocked into the low corner. He walks in a half circle, yelling out some choice words to the crowd who let him HEAR IT with BOOS raining down, before Angelo charges forward and drives both knees RIGHT into the chin of the seated CJ, pulling him out of the corner quickly by the boot and going for a cover! 1… KICKOUT. Billy: VICIOUS uppercuts from Gerard Angelo, trying to pay back the favor for the busted nose, perhaps.Chris Avery: Sending a message more than anything with that pin, too. He knew it wouldn’t have CJ down and out, but it’s always smart to go for the pin after high impact. All it takes is three seconds, Billy.Angelo takes a mounted position on the grounded CJ, driving down some rapid right fists. Once satisfied with the pummeling, he lets up and gets off, backing himself towards the corner and waiting like a hawk for CJ to stir to his feet. His face is a bit more serious, unlocking some aggression with the mounted punches. Billy: uh oh, what is Gerard Angelo thinking here?Chris Avery: Measuring up CJ, here. Angelo is lowering the elbow pad, he’s gonna look to put CJ’s lights out with the Hero’s Welcome!Billy: CJ slowly getting up to his feet, he’s clearly reeling a bit from those punches. Here comes Angelo!Chris Avery: Look out, Phoenix!Angelo moves forward at the instant that CJ is on his feet, CJ slowly turning around to see the rotating Angelo with his elbow out. CJ drops to a single knee, dodging the impact! Billy: QUICK reflex by CJ Phoenix!He hops up to his feet and shoves Angelo with two hands, using the space to lift a foot in search of Superkick! Angelo catches the boot and spins Phoenix around, connecting with a forearm smash, but the momentum spins CJ BACK around, and CJ unleashes a discus punch that sends SPIT FLYING from Angelo’s lips! Angelo stumbles back and CJ charges forward and connects with the JAVELIN! THE JAVELIN SPEAR RIPS ANGELO TO THE CANVAS! Billy: WOW! HE MAY CATCH ANGELO HERE TO RETAIN!The ref drops as CJ goes for the pin! 1… 2… Angelo kicks out! CJ hops up to his feet immediately and hits the far ropes! Angelo sits up, clutching his ribs from the previous impact, but lays flat quickly to avoid the charging KNEE FROM CJ! Angelo spins to his belly and gets to his feet. CJ grabs him by the head in a front face lock, but Angelo spins out and kicks CJ hard in the gut. Now it’s ANGELO’S TURN TO LIFT A BOOT, looking for his One Hit Wonder superkick, but CJ side-steps it like a video game evasion. BIG LEFT HAND from CJ. BIG RIGHT HAND from Angelo. They return the favor MULTIPLE TIMES before CJ connects with a few in a row. RIGHT HAND. RIGHT HAND. He’s got Angelo up against the ropes, and CJ steps back and charges forward, clotheslining Angelo over the top rope to the outside! Billy: I LOVE IT WHEN WE GET A FIRST ROW SEAT!Chris Avery: If you wanna get technical, Billy, we always have a first row seat.Billy: Well, then…I LOVE IT WHEN THE ACTION FALLS INTO OUR LAP.Chris Avery: I know you do.As has been the case all match, Phoenix is already on the move in the ring, sprinting towards the far ropes and rebounding. Angelo is on his feet on the outside and looks up to see a FLYING United States Champion looking for a suicide dive! Angelo is able to get his hands up, however, side stepping and shoving more momentum into the flying CJ Phoenix, sending him into the front of the announcer’s table like a sack of potatoes! Billy: AH, MAH KNEE!Chris Avery: THAT’S WHAT THE ACTION FEELS LIKE WHEN IT’S IN YOUR LAP, BILLY. What a reversal by Gerard Angelo! CJ Phoenix might be seriously hurt!Angelo slaps his hands clean with a smirk on his face as he takes the free moments to recover a bit. The ref hops in to check on Phoenix, who is folded up against the now-crooked announcer’s desk. Once CJ seems to be ok, despite being completely wrecked by the move, the ref jumps back in the ring and begins a countout. Angelo now slowly guides CJ to his feet only to slam his head onto the top of the table beside them tossing the champ back into the ring. Billy: CJ is HURTING, Chris. And my knee is too, I think i…oh god, I’m bleeding! I’M BLEEDING CHRIS!Chris Avery: Oh yeah, look at that, ripped right through your pants and everything. This match is Gerard Angelo’s for the taking if he stays on this! He could put CJ Phoenix away right now!Gerard Angelo hops up to the ring apron, staying on that side of the ropes and he eyes CJ Phoenix, who is still laying on his back. He looks out excitedly to the crowd before dragging a thumb across his throat. He jumps up and springboards off the top rope, flipping beautifully in the air and CRASH LANDING ONTO CJ PHOENIX WITH THE STUNTMAN! Chris Avery: STUNTMAN! A picture perfect springboard 450 splash by Angelo, we’re about to have a new United States champ!!Billy: Awwoooohhh…owwwwThe ref DIVES IN AS ANGELO IS STILL ON TOP OF CJ PHOENIX FOR THE PINFALL! THE CROWD COMES TO ITS FEET! ONE…! TWO…! THREE… NO!!! CJ’s shouler LEAPS off the canvas with a millisecond to spare as the ref almost faceplants in order to avoid making the three count! The crowd goes NUTS for CJ’s kickout, as Angelo is furious. Chris Avery: CJ Phoenix with the heart of a champion, that’s WHY he’s our United States Champion! Gerard Angelo felt SO GOOD about that Stuntman hit, he thought for sure he had the title win.Angelo is in the ref’s face, questioning the count speed, as CJ has rolled to his stomach behind him, fighting his way to his feet. Angelo peers over his shoulder, shaking his head at CJ Phoenix as he mouths the words “I’ll show you despair”. Angelo approaches the rising Phoenix, helping him fully to his feet, but Phoenix hits a big right hand that sends Angelo back. Stumbling and struggling to keep his balance, Phoenix stays standing. Angelo moves in and AGAIN Phoenix connects with a big swing of the right hand. Angelo stumbles, mutters a swear word, and this time moves in with more speed, looking for a clothesline. CJ Phoenix manages to not only avoid the move, but grab hold of the arm and swing his legs around Angelo, looking for a crucifix pin!...But Angelo doesn’t go down, now holding Phoenix across his back with both arms! Billy: Can I get a medic with a bandaid and some Neosporin please, I’ve been wounded.Chris Avery: PUT SOME BBQ SAUCE ON IT AND SHUT UP, BILLY! THERE’S A US TITLE MATCH HAPPENING! YOU WANTED ACTION IN YOUR LAP, DIDN’T YOU?!Angelo shows impressive strength as he adjusts to lift Phoenix into a standing fireman’s carry position! He sturdies himself and lifts Phoenix, possibly for a Death Valley Driver, but Phoenix uses the momentum of his own body to swing up and over Angelo’s head, SPIKING ANGELO CRANIUM FIRST TO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE DDT! Chris Avery: WOW!!!Both men are on the mat as the crowd continues to be HOT for this match, especially for CJ Phoenix. Both men are flatbacked for several seconds before CJ starts to stir, turning over and moving over towards the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Angelo is moving as well, although BRAIN ROCKED from that DDT. Phoenix now on his feet, he turns and makes his way back over to Gerard Angelo, who is on all fours. Phoenix places himself in position behind and over Angelo, wraps both arms around the waist aannddd…DEADLIFTS ANGELO UP AND OVER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE KEEPS THE ARMS WRAPPED FOR THE ARCHING PIN! 1… 2… NO! ANGELO KICKS OUT! Chris Avery: HOW THE HELL…Where did CJ Phoenix pull that one out of?! WHAT a German Suplex!Billy: Ok, ok, I put some BBQ sauce on it, i think i’m alright now…so, the match…Chris Avery: I’m glad you’re…oh, you literally put BBQ sauce all over your knee. Well then.Both men are down once more, the ref starting a downed count this time. It’s not long, however, before Phoenix pulls himself to his feet once more, Angelo attempting to do the same with the assistance of the ropes. Phoenix approaches once more but Angelo throws a back elbow, almost on instinct, that catches Phoenix SQUARE in the chin. The US Champ stumbles backwards as Angelo manages to pull himself to his feet…turning around to see CJ Phoenix swinging an arm, looking for the Decapitator outta nowhere! Angelo, AGAIN SHOWS AMAZING REFLEXES, ducking the incoming impact! Phoenix bounces chest first off the ropes and immediately off of the forced rebound, Angelo whips CJ Phoenix up and over with a German Suplex of his own, folding CJ on his head! Phoenix rolls up to his own feet just from the momentum alone and Angelo leaps forward and brings Phoenix down face-first with a LEAPING flatliner, the Show Stopper! Billy: ANGELO FLATTENS THE CHAMP! HERE’S ANOTHER WINDOW FOR HIM!Chris Avery: He’s reeling but what is he thinking here, he’s going back to the ring apron here!Angelo slowly gets himself through the ropes and looks at the downed Phoenix from the apron once again. Billy: Looking for Stuntman again?!Chris Avery: I think he was so convinced he had the win before, he feels like he needs that impact one more time!Angelo looks out once again to the crowd before springboarding once more! AS HE BEGINS HIS ROTATION INTO A FLIP, PHOENIX HOPS UP TO HIS FEET! ANGELO DOES A FULL FLIP, MANAGING TO LAND ON HIS FEET BUT GETS A TALON KICK AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!! Billy: SHIIITTTFIIIRREEE!!!! TALON KICK!!!Angelo’s head tilts ALL the way back as he falls backwards into the ropes, but SOMEHOW OFF OF THE REBOUND SENDS HIS BODY WEIGHT FORWARD INTO A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, NAILING HIS ONE HIT WONDER! Billy: SHITTTTTT FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!Chris Avery: Unbelievable!!! One of the CRAZIEST TALON KICKS WE’VE EVER SEEN, and HOW THE HELL did Angelo have the ability to respond immediately with at ONE HIT WONDER?!Both men are DOWN AND OUT, the crowd louder than it has been throughout the entire match!! Replays of both kicks are shown on the ActionTron as the ref surveys the motionless ring before starting a count. Billy: How are EITHER of these guys gonna even get up after that?Chris Avery: Remember that championship advantage though! If we see a double KO countout, CJ Phoenix retains!Billy: No movement at ALL by either man. I still can’t believe that Talon Kick, how is Angelo’s head still attached? A FULL flip into it like that!The ref is at ‘5’ as CJ Phoenix is moving, reaching out an arm as he regains himself. Angelo is still motionless. 6… 7… Phoenix is now on his side, looking at the still-motionless Gerard Angelo… 8… Phoenix CRAWLS OVER INTO A PIN, THE REF SHIFTING GEARS! 1… 2… 3…!!! !!! NO!!!! Billy: KICKOUT! ANGELO KICKED OUT!Chris Avery: I can barely HEAR YOU OVER THIS CROWD, BILLY!Billy: I don’t think CJ Phoenix thought he could get to his feet in time for the count! He is NOT the kind of champion that looks to retain on a double countout, that’s for sure!Both men stir, very slowly, as CJ Phoenix is the first to his feet, bringing himself to the corner turnbuckle as he has a hand up to his jaw and face in pain. Angelo may even be concussed as he stumbles up the ropes, trying to get up. Phoenix regains awareness enough to move forward and swing a kick to the back of Angelo’s legs, sending him up and over against the ropes he still holds on to. He lands on his knees and Phoenix whips both feet into him with a lowered spinning wheel kick, bringing Angelo right back to the mat! Chris Avery: These guys could fight forever the way they’re going!Billy: Two unbelievable athletes with SUCH resolve and resiliency in that ring. Angelo, for all his bluster, is here for a reason! He EARNED this second chance at the US Title and he’s showing why here tonight. What is CJ Phoenix thinking now…Chris Avery: No way…Billy: GOIN HIGH RISK?Phoenix has eyed the top turnbuckle several times as he looks back and forth between it and the downed Gerard Angelo. Once again, THE CROWD COMES TO ITS FEET AS CJ PHOENIX BEGINS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE FROM INSIDE THE RING. Chris Avery: MIGHT not be the best idea, CJ!!Billy: Phoenix is looking to put this away! He’s got his back to Angelo, could he be thinking…Phoenix, standing up straight on the top rope, glances over his shoulder quickly to see that Angelo’s still there, before LEAPING BACKWARDS INTO A SPIRALING FLIP, THE PHOENIX SPLASH! THE PHOENIX SPLASH!!! BUT IT LANDS ON ANGELO’S LIFTED KNEES, PHOENIX’S RIBS CRUNCHING IN IMPACT. The way the momentum rolls them, ANGELO CONVERTS IT RIGHT INTO A ROLLUP PIN!!! Billy: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, ANGELO’S GOT IT!1… 2… … 3… Billy: SHITFIRE, A KICKOUT!! PHOENIX KICKED OUT!Chris Avery: Unbelievable reversal by Gerard Angelo, how are these two DOING THIS at this point?!The crowd is going nuts. The ref has his hands up to his head in disbelief at what these two are going through for the AW United States Championship. Battlebowl, people. Battlebowl. Billy: What is it gonna take? Gerard Angelo may have a broken nose and a concussion…CJ Phoenix may have a broken jaw and now broken ribs.Chris Avery: THIS IS WHAT THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP IS ALL ABOUT.Billy: Mr. Avery, why are you talking in all caps? That’s my thing.Chris Avery: Excitement ain’t reserved only for the dude with BBQ sauce all over his pants.Billy: …SHITFIRE, FAIR ENOUGH.Chris Avery: BOTH MEN ARE STILL DOWN IN THE RING.Billy: THE BATTLE OF ATTRITION IS ON.The ref is at ‘6’, counting them down once again, but both men fight their way to their knees right beside each other…a SLAP by Gerard Angelo to the face of CJ Phoenix. Phoenix responds with a quick right fist…Another SLAP by Angelo. Right hand by Phoenix. Right hand by Angelo. They both reach out and grab hold of each other, seemingly…pulling each other to their respective feet! Billy: DID THEY JUST HELP EACH OTHER UP?!RIGHT HAND BY ANGELO. RIGHT HAND BY PHOENIX. RIGHT HAND BY PHOENIX. A wind up and a KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY ANGELO. RIGHT HAND BY ANGELO. RIGHT HAND BY ANGELO. RIGHT HAND BY ANG- no! Blocked by Phoenix, who follows it up with a knee lift right to the gut but is slowed as it clearly hurts his OWN ribs delivering the movement. It doesn’t stop him though, as he drives ANOTHER knee to the gut of Angelo… Chris Avery: Phoenix is looking to drive whatEVER wind may be left in Angelo out.Billy: It’s hurting him, clearly, to move his leg up though! May have been absolutely right about a possible broken ribs. We’ve gotta remember that Phoenix may not have been 100% to START tonight after his war with Dandy DiVito last week.Gerard Angelo swings a fist, but CJ ducks it and catches him into a…lift into a fireman’s carry! He’s got Angelo on his shoulders, grimacing in major pain as he does so, but manages to complete the lift, shoving Angelo up and…BRINGING HIM DOWN WITH A GUTBUSTER, BOTH KNEES TO ANGELO’S GUT! Billy: RETURNING THE FAVOR IS CJ PHOENIXChris Avery: Rib for a rib? Well that’s just perfect for…Billy: MY BBQ SAUCE!!! HahahahahaChris Avery: …Thought you’d enjoy that. Both men are down once again, Phoenix with a VERY calculated plan at this point of this exhausting matchup, but he may be doing his OWN body more damage with it. What a beautifully executed gutbuster!Both men are CRAWLING at this point in the ring, the camera gets a Battlebowl-Moment shot of both men, side by side, on all 4’s with both a Battlebowl and a Havoc sign looming large behind them. Billy: Both men are on all fours and it makes sense, cause they’ve beaten each other like DOGS here tonight.Phoenix gets up and goes for a kick but Angelo catches it and pulls Phoenix in for a ripcord clothesline but Phoenix ducks and hits the ropes, Angelo returns with a superkick to the stomach! Phoenix stops and bends over and Angelo knees Phoenix in the head knocking him down and Phoenix turns around and ANGELO HITS THE CURBSTOMP!! Billy: THE HOLLYWOOD ENDING!!THE CROWD RISES TO THEIR FEET AS ANGELO ROLLS PHOENIX OVER!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: WHAT?! HE WHAT?!Chris Avery: WE HAVE A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION!!The crowd can't believe it and start to boo as Angelo kneels up and the official raises his hand before going and getting the US title.. Billy: GERARD ANGELO JUST BECAME THE NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!The official gives him the United States title and Angelo stumbles up and leans into the corner. He clutches the US title tight! Chris Avery: PHOENIX WAS CHARGING UP FOR THE TALON KICK I BELIEVE BUT ANGELO STOPPED HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!Billy: ANGELO IS NOW THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION AND HES GOING TO BECOME INSUFFERABLE ISN'T HE?!Chris Avery: I BELIEVE SO, YES!Angelo is laughing as he sits down in the corner and rolls out. Soaking in the boos, Angelo holds up the US Championship as he makes his way up the ramp. We see Phoenix sitting up against the ropes just coming to, and realizing what is happening. Billy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! GERARD GRABS GOLD IN ACTION WRESTLING!!We fade out as Angelo is laughing holding the US title up.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:35:58 GMT -5
Joey Bunga Announcement
Joey Bunga's music hits and the crowd roars as he comes down the ramp posing and dancing! Katta Pult: We heard he was going to make an announcement tonight!Jimmy Garcia: He's full of spunk, tonight! I hope it's a good announcement!Bunga is already in the ring as he giraffe-dances and the crowd pops again as his music cuts. Joey Bunga: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IGHT lets get down to brass tacks! Let's get down to PB AND JAY. Lets get down to the bottom of THIS. It's BUSINESS time!The crowd laughs. Joey Bunga: I'm here to make waves, I'm here to push the bar, I'm here to develop talent and bring in the best of the best OF THE BEST that his world has to offer so I'm throwin it down LIKE DIS'! Evolution 5 in Las Vegas 'bout to be the biggest show of shows. The largest audience ever, the millions and millions be tunin' in, I get it so I can't have Pastaroni on Clash be takin' all the credit, that's why I'm announcing a special match for Evolution 5!The crowd buzzes Joey Bunga: At Evolution 5, the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships will be on the line in the BIGGEST TAG TEAM MATCH EVER for Evolution 5 in what I'm callin' The Joey Bunga Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship Warfare Gauntlet Invitational!The crowd cheers as Bunga shows the graphic off. Jimmy Garcia: Very long name, hahaKatta Pult: He's hilarious.Joey Bunga: But that ain't all! It'll be random entries, and I'm offering it up to ANYONE not in Action Wrestling.. I'm callin' out every single Cruiserweight Tag Team from here to Japan! From here down to Mexico and back up to Canada! No one is off limits, I'm wanting all 320 countries represented in this biiiiizzzzz!!Jimmy Garcia: There is not 320 countries by the way!Joey Bunga: Be on the look out on TopEfed.com for all the details and rules for anyone watching at home and thinks they have what it takes to step into the ring during Evolution 5 in June for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships cause it 'bout to be ON LIKE MARIO STRIKERS FEATURING DONKEY KONNNGGGG!!
DUECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Bunga drops the mic and the crowd cheers! Katta Pult: What an announcement!Jimmy Garcia: You're telling me!! If there is even four or five tag teams, that is for sure going to be a barn burner!Katta Pult: Evolution 5 is shaping up to be HUGE, you can tell we're on the road to Evolution!Jimmy Garcia: EVO SEASON BABY!Bunga waves as we cut out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:37:17 GMT -5
Battlebowl Ash Blake vs. Alice Gemini vs. Jessie Lee vs. Serenity Holmes vs. Romeo Finet vs. Odin Balfore vs. Lissie Hope vs. Addy A
Billy: Folks, it's time for Battlebowl! The winner will enter last in this years Havoc rumble!Chris Avery: And it's time to remember OG Bishop! Bish was a great staple of Action Wrestling and like we will always do; the Battlebowl will always be in his memory!DING DING Red spotlight hits the ramp, Red Smoke comes from the ground, Alice Gemini walks through with her head down, palms lowered, but facing forward. She walks slowly down the ramp in the same manner until she reaches the front of the ring. She pauses to look up slowly and screams as loud as she can and slides in the ring. She smacks the mat several times while still on her knees, she then jumps up to climb the turnbuckle to scream again. Finally sits on the top turnbuckle to await her opponent. Billy: Alice Gemini, a great tag team wrestler but also a fantastic singles superstar, she could elevate herself to a WHOLE new level with a win tonight!ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!" With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, this Aussie was here to fight Chris Avery: Making a HUGE splash right away, Jessie is ready to continue pushing the bar and keeping up her momentum! She's going to do some great damage here tonight, I just know it!The opening piano of Shimmy Shimmy Ya blares over the PA as the ActionTron lights up with the words "ROMEO H. FINET" spelled out one by one in blue cursive. The cruiserweight steps out from behind the curtain just as the horns hit, pauses at the top of the ramp with closed eyes and a deep breath, absorbing as much of the moment as he can. The drums kick in and he pops open his eyes and smiles wide as he heads down the ramp full of focus. He rolls under the bottom rope and throws his hands up in the middle of the ring to a modest pop from the crowd. Finet immediately begins running the ropes, fixing his eyes on his opponent. Billy: Romeo looking to upset a few fans who probably didn't pick him! Underestimation could be his way to victory!"Synthetic Sympathy" by Trash Boat immediately explodes from the arena's surrounding systems sparking a positive reaction from the audience. The bass and repeated opening lyrics synchronize with the lights flashing around the interior of the venue leading to Serenity Holmes sprinting from the backstage area to center stage where she is greeted by the fans of the Action Wrestling universe. She stands center stage before taking off her hat and throwing it into the fans for her amusement until looking down the entrance path where she takes off into a run for the mere moment of interactions on her fast-paced run to the ring. POWERS: "Introducing on her way to the ring! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, seven inches tall, weighing in at 127 pounds. She is "22nd Century Girl" Serenity Holmes!" Serenity slides under the bottom rope before unloading onto her feet where she quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle of an unoccupied corner to greet the fans at ringside. She flips her hair and throws up a peace sign with her tongue hanging out while winking to the camera. Serenity hops down and lands on her feet before running around the ring to show love to every possible fan in the atmosphere before staying in her designated corner waiting for the next moment to happen. Chris Avery: The Womens Champion in the ring, ready to rock and roll!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Billy: The Television Champion defeated James Payne earlier tonight and is now set on Battlebowl!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. The heavy synths of "You'll Miss Me When I'm Not Around" by Grimes begins. The child-like adlibs and the booming bass shakes the seats underneath each audience member. They rise to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of Action Wrestling’s former two-time World Champion, "The Blackheart" Lissie Hope! I shot myself yesterday / got to Heaven anyway The crowd jumps out of their seats as Grimes' continues to sing into the pre-chorus. The anticipation is growing, and the cheers start to crescendo. If you don't bleed / then you don't die Cross my heart / and hope to fly Finally, the curtains spread and Lissie Hope emerges at the top of the entrance stage, standing for a moment and appreciating all of the cheers being levied in her direction. If they could see me now / smiling six-feet underground She notices signs of support in the front rows, and she acknowledges those young fans with high-fives. She sprints down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope. She bounces to her feet and raises her arms to the crowd. You'll miss me when I'm not around Tracy Wolfson: Ladies and gentlemen, from New Orleans, Louisianas... standing 5'5" and weighing 135 pounds... "THE BLACKHEART"... LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE! She enters the ring, wearing a cut-off "Hero" tee-shirt, revealing a black Under Armour exercise top and black and pink workout pants. She tosses the shirt into front rows, watching the fans fight over the memorabilia. Climbing the corner to acknowledge the fans, the song fades to a hush and she awaits the opening bell. Billy: The Swallowing is back together! Lissie and Addy are in this thing and ya know they're one deadly team!Chris Avery: They'll co-exist for sure, but what if it comes down to them as the final two!?Billy: Respect!The distorted guitar that opens Rilo Kiley's "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" blares over the PA system as the house lights die, the ActionTron displaying nothing as a lone spotlight focuses on the stage. As Jenny Lewis' vocals come in, Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain to the center of the spotlight with an unsteady gait, the Hardcore Title slung over her shoulder. Billy: Looks like she's limping, still!Chris Avery: You would be too if you went through hell and back with Jonny Cedrone!The spotlight follows her as she half-stumbles, half-sways down the ramp, distant gaze fixed on the center of the ring as around her the jeering of the crowd goes in one ear — literally. Tracy Wolfson: Making her way to the ring, from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas! Standing five feet, seven inches tall and weighing in tonight at one hundred, twenty-five pounds. She is the Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion of the World, Ash Blake! The crowd hurls another wave of jeers at the mention of her name as she pauses for a moment at the base of the ring stairs. Shaking her head and inhaling deep, she gingerly ascends the stairs and steps under the middle rope, handing off the belt the official and making her way towards her corner as "Jenny, You're Barely Alive" slowly fades out and the house lights slowly come back to life. DING DING DING Billy: And To-OOHHH!!ODIN BALFORE BIG BOOTS ASH BLAKE AND SHE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!! Chris Avery: MY GOD!! SHES NOT ELIMINATED BUT HOLY SHIT!Odin turns around and Swallowing attack him! They're throwing punches in bunches, Joe! Jessie Lee and Serenity are brawling towards a corner as Gemini and Romeo share a few spots before Romeo gets the best of her and plants her on the canvas! Romeo gets up and Odin is whipped into him knocking him down! Odin crashes into the turnbuckles and shoots out with a clothesline knocking Addy down! Lissie ducked and hits a kick to Odin in the midsection. ODIN GRABS HER BY THE THROAT AND LIFTS HER UP but Addy comes in with a chop block sending Odin down and Lissie is dropped! Serenity shoots off the middle turnbuckle and twists into a crossbody taking the Swallowing down! Gemini is up and hits a backbreaker on Serenity sending her down! Gemini ducks the Romeo clothesline and then hits a clothesline of her own and sends Romeo over the top rope to the outside! Billy: SHE JUST ELIMINATED ROMEO!Gemini turns around and blocks Addys forearm with a chop down! She kicks Addy and goes for a fameasser but Lissie shoves Gemini over the top of the ropes and she crashes to the outside! Chris Avery: And now Alice Gemini is gone!Billy: That's how quickly Battlebowl can be turned around!Lissie and Addy turn around and Odin clotheslines both of them! Odin hits a big boot on Serenity and it sends her over the top rope!! Billy: SHES ON THE APRONChris Avery: OH NO!Odin hits another boot and knocks her down! Billy: THE WOMENS CHAMPION IS GONE!Odin grabs the throat of Jessie Lee and hits a chokeslam in the middle of the ring! Chris Avery: Look, it's Ash!Ash gets into the ring and hits Odin from behind and Lissie and Addy swarm on Odin and start throwing strike after strike but Odin hits a big boot to Lissie sending her back and Odin grabs Addy and throws her over the top rope to the outside! Billy: Addy is gone!!Chris Avery: WOOOOOW!!Odin comes out of the corner and Lissie hits a spear!! Odin crashes down and Jessie hits a super spinning kick as Odin is stumbling up and Ash hits another clothesline sending Odin over the top and crashing out!! Billy: AND ODIN IS GONE!!Chris Avery: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL THREE!!Jessie is in the corner as Ash and Lissie look at each other from across the ring. Ash limps a step closer as Lissie comes out of the corner... The crowd comes alive.. Billy: THE HISTORY!! THE HISTORY OF THESE TWO!!Ash slowly lifts her up and points at Jessie ..... Billy: ASH IS TELLING LISSIE TO DO IT!Chris Avery: ASH THINKS SHES STILL IN CONTROL OF LISSIE!Billy: THIS ISNT PHILIDOR HOLDINGS, ASH!!Lissie turns her head sideways and turns towards Jessie.. Billy: OH MY GOD!The crowd starts to boo as Jessie pulls herself up to her feet and Ash smiles.. Chris Avery: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?Lissie turns and hits a right hand on Ash!! Another right hand!! THE CROWD ERUPTS!! Billy: OHHHH HERE WE GO!! SHE WAS FAKING IT!!Lissie whips Ash to the ropes and hits a spear for her troubles!! Billy: DOWN GOES ASH!!Chris Avery: THE SPEAR JUST PLANTED HER!!Jessie hits a superkick to the stomach of Lissie and then a bicycle knee propping Lissie up and Jessie picks her up on her shoulders, but Lissie kicks out of it and grabs the head of Jessie and hits a russian leg sweep! Lissie props herself up and the crowd goes crazy. She picks up Jessie and whips her into the corner and Lissie rushes in but Jessie gets her feet up! Lissie eats the boots and stumbles back.. Ash shoves Lissie from behind and Jessie hits a back body drop AND ELIMINATES LISSIE HOPE!! Billy: LISSIE IS GONE!!Chris Avery: NO NO!! WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!ASH GRABS JESSIE AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Billy: OH MY GOD ASH WINS!Except, FUCK NO, shit ain't over, BRUH, Jessie is on the apron and gets up and Ash charges but Jessie gets a knee up and hits her in the thick fucking skull! Ash stumbles back as Jessie gets into the ring and hits a kick to her stomach and then picks her up and just plants her with a powerbomb! Billy: JESSIE LEE WITH A POWERBOMB!!Chris Avery: JESSIE LEE WANTS TO WIN THIS BATTLEBOWL!!Jessie picks up Ash and throws her over the top rope! ASH IS HANGING ON! Jessie kicks her hands and ASH DROPS OFF AND NOOO ASH GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HANGS ON AND JESSIE DOESN'T REALIZE IT! Billy: KIDDING ME?! KIDDING ME?!Ash rolls in and Jessie comes over but Ash kicks her and then just plants her with a STIFF fucking DDT!! Jessie is on her head for nearly 2 seconds before she flops down as Ash gingerly gets up from her insane Hardcore battle earlier and picks up Jessie and throws her over the top rope! Jessie crashes to the outside! The crowd erupts with boos! DING DING DING Tracy Wolfson: YOUR 2022 BATTLEBOWL WINNER.. ASH!! BLAKE!!Billy: SON OF A BITCH!Chris Avery: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Billy: THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION... WILL NOW ENTER LAST IN THE HAVOC RUMBLE!Chris Avery: ASH BLAKE IS THE BATTLEBOWL WINNER!Ash is kneeling in the corner as the official is trying to raise her arm. She's in tremendous pain, obvisiouly and tries to pull herself up. We see Jessie Lee on the outside completely dejected as the fans around her are coaching her up and showing her love. We see Lissie and Addy embracing on the ramp looking back. Billy: God damn it!Chris Avery: Battlebowl has come and gone, and it's Ash Blake who stands tall!Billy: That bitch.We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2022 0:39:48 GMT -5
THE BIGGEST...
HAVOC..
EVER!
HAVOC WILL BE LIVE IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON IN T-MOBILE PARK IN A STADIUM!
WATCH THE SUPERSTARS COME DOWN ONE BY ONE AND TRY TO ELIMINATE EACH OTHER FOR A CHANCE AT THE WORLD CHAMPION ON THE BIGGEST STAGE OF THEM ALL!
SURPRISES!
SHOCKING TWISTS AND TURNS!
THE ROAD TO EVOLUTION HAS ONE FINAL STOP..
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