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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:03:37 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh, PA! Billy: Welcome everybody to a special FRIDAY NIGHT SLAM from Pittsburgh! I'm Billy and with me is Katta Pult! Ohhh man, Katta, we finally get to do this together!Katta Pult: I love it! Billy, I'm so excited to be here! Tonight we have HUGE matches, Championship matches, I mean it doesn't get any bigger than this right here on Paramount+!Billy: Tonight, we're going to hear from Alexander Pasternak and he's going to discuss an important matter regarding the Tag Team Championships that are being held by Vanguard. What that means, we don't know! AND lets not forget, we were just told here inside the arena MINUTES ago and the fans went wild!Katta Pult: OH its going to be BIG..Billy: Tonight we're going to see the second EVER Casket Match! That's right, Jonny Cedrone and Zolton, the man of Chaos will face each other for what could be the FINAL time.. as the loser will be placed into a CASKET!Katta Pult: This is going to be INSANE! We're already to go too! The ring is set! It's time for one of the few Championship matches we have tonight! The Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships on the line! Billy: Lets get to it!The bell sounds as we fade into the first match.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:05:21 GMT -5
Gold King & Crazy Lion vs. Aphable Azzumption(c)
The camera shows over to Gold King and Crazy Lion are who two lucha jobbers that weight about 180 pounds each. They wave to the crowd and slowly raise their hands and high five each other. The crowd pops when As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. A shower of rainbow colored lights falls upon the stage just as "Bad Girl" by DAYA begins to play. Aphriya Adler then explodes from behind the curtain jumping and reaching out to the crowd, each side of the stage. Then it seems as though the rainbow lights escort down the ramp. Her energy is high and quite contagious as the crowd cheers for her. Aphriya tries to touch each fan's hand that are outstretched down the ramp. She seems to glide into the ring under the bottom rope seamlessly. She bounces to each side raising her hand to the crowd with a bright smile. The music begins to fade and the game-face comes on. Removing her jacket then keeping herself loose in the corner awaiting the battle to begin. DING DING DING Lion comes over but Vebbins ducks and lets him bounce off the ropes and she hits a huge ass-bump to the head of Lion sending him down! Vebbins picks him up and whips him to the ropes and she just leaps into the air and hits a jumping-crossbody and covers! One! Two! Lion kicks out and rolls to his corner and Vebbins tags in Adler! Adler leaps over the ropes and grabs Lion but Lion tags in Gold King! Lion is crashed down with a back suplex! Gold King grabs Adler and throws her into the corner but she gets a boot up as King rushes in and now he stumbles back and Adler hits a spear on Gold King! Billy: WOW!Katta Pult: There is a reason they're the top of the Cruiserweight Tag Team division, Billy!Billy: I see that!Adler picks up Gold King as Lion hits a clubbing blow to Adler! But Vebbins jumps off the top rope and crashes down onto Lion taking him down! Katta Pult: WOW! What a manuever!Adler picks up Gold King and wraps on the SUN HAS SET! Vebbins hits PEARLY GATEKEEPER!! Billy: WOW!! I LOVED THAT!!Gold King starts to tap out!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: They did it! Still, Cruiser Tag Team Champions!Billy: I love these two! Real fun! Aphable Azzumption is my new favorite tag team!Katta Pult: You'll see more of them for sure on CruiserClash next week! I can't wait!We fade to a Paramount+ segment as Vebbins and Adler all celebrate!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:07:47 GMT -5
My Client!
We are shown in a special segment where Tobias Hoffman and Roman Gunn are in a very fancy office. Tobias Hoffman: Action Wrestling superstars and fans, it's time, once again, that we discuss my CLIENT.. Roman Gunn.The crowd boos. Tobias Hoffman: I'm here to acknowledge.. what really happened to my client and what happened was that he was screwed not only on January 3rd when he clearly WON the United States Championship from CJ Phoenix, it was the week before Revolution 5 when he technically won the United States Championship twice.. but.. that's in the past. The crowd boos. Tobias Hoffman: My client is pointing his attention to a larger Championship, a Championship that means so much more to not only Action Wrestling but to my client, Roman Gunn. And that Championship sits directly around the waist of a poor, lowlife, sad sack of wasted talent, Claire Hawkins.. I'm of course talking about the C.. B.. S.. Championship. The crowd boos. Tobias Hoffman: You see if there is anyone that represents a billion dollar network brand like CBS, if there is anyone that represents Action Wrestling which is another billion dollar brand, then look no further than the one who has defeated everyone who has ever stood in his way, the man that will conquer anyone who stands directly before him... the man who stands on top of the biggest mountain in the world.. He is, Roman Gunn. Roman Gunn will soon be CBS Champion, and he'll take the Championship in decisive fashion, and he'll never look back and the CBS Championship will finally come home to the prideful, the honorable, the UNDEFEATED.. ROMAN. GUNN!The crowd boos as Roman steps up in front of the camera in front of Tobias. He looks directly into the soul of the lens but rather than give his signature catch phrase, he just smirks and the camera fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:09:15 GMT -5
Oh, Look Who Is In The Ring?
During the previous segment, Kidsgrove and Zooey Deschanel have made their way to ringside, the camera trains on them as Zooey holds a mic. Kidsgrove’s all business and ready to fight. ZOOEY: Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to day 5. Today, Sam doesn't feel like talking to be honest. Today is one of those days where he’s in a bad mood, you see, Fridays are the days that Sam has meetings with his investors, Fridays are the days that Sam has meetings with his agents. Fridays are the days that Sam talks to sponsors. These guys, well, let’s just say those meetings didn’t go well. Zoom calls allow people to be cowards, it’s easy to say stuff when the guy you’re talking to is on the opposite coast right?
On its own, this is something we can deal with. It takes a lot to shut up a Sam Kidsgrove after all. I should know right? Zooey laughs and the crowd join in. However,Then came the drive from NYC to the great city of Pittsburgh and, well, I don’t have to tell you about the maniacs on the I-95 right? Add to this a low blood sugar level and the fact that JC Keeton disrespected him on Monday night by just not showing up, thinking he was too good to be beaten by Sam and you have a man standing right here who would like nothing more than to decimate someone.
A word of advice on the side by the way. Keeton, if you see Sam in the halls of the arena at any point, turn around and run. Run away like the coward you are and don’t look back.
Sam wants to fight. Look at him, he needs to fight. This angry diabetic standing behind me right now is quite willing to face anyone in that locker room. It doesn’t even have to be a match, he just wants a fight. He’s willing anyone, no he’s daring anyone to come out here right now and try him.
Now I know this doesn’t sound very appeticing for anyone, I mean why would you want to come out here and just get absolutely destroyed by Sam Kidsgrove for no reason? Well apart from the glory of stopping Sam Kidsgrove on day 5 of his renaissance, how about a penthouse in New York? You see, the reason we were in New York was to sell our penthouse, another reason to be annoyed because time wasting assholes are a thing.
So we’re going with plan B. Rather than have a penthouse sitting there empty, waiting for auction, if someone comes out here tonight and beats Sam Kidsgrove they get the keys to prime real estate in Manhattan.
So what do you say Action Roster? Which of you is brave enough to come out here and try to start some shit?“Subterfuge” comes over the PA as Vindel walks out to the ring Billy: Whoooaaa, it's going to be Psycho Vandel!Katta Pult: We haven't seen him in a few weeks, right? Well, he's back and he's ready for action!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:09:59 GMT -5
Sam Kidsgrove vs. Pyscho Vandel
DING DING DING Pyscho and Sam tie up but Psycho knees Kidsgrove in the gut and slaps him with a right hand to the side of the face! Kidsgrove stumbles to the ropes where Psycho hits a crossbody knocking Kidsgrove right over the top rope and both crash to the floor to the outside! Billy: Wow! Action spilling right over!Katta Pult: Kidsgrove is the veteran here, he has to be careful!Kidsgrove gets up but Psycho throws him into the railing! Psycho gets up on the apron and is signaling for a DDT of some sort. Kidsgrove turns around and Psycho jumps off the apron but Kidsgrove catches him and slams him down with a spinebuster on the mats! Billy: OHHHH SHIT!Katta Pult: WOW!The ref checks on Pyscho as Kidsgrove just lifts him up by his head and rolls him into the ring! Billy: Kidsgrove putting Psycho right back into the ring, here!Kidsgrove lifts him up and slams him down again and pins! One! Two! Psycho kicks out and Kidsgrove catches Psycho with a knee to the head and pulls him right back up to his feet and whips him into the corner! Kidsgrove charges in but Pschyo gets a boot up! Kidsgrove stumbles back and Psycho jumps off the bottom turnbuckle and hits a torndado DDT!! Katta Pult: Wow that was nice!Psycho covers! One! Two! Kidsgrove kicks out! Billy: Shitfire that was close!Psycho lifts up Kidsgrove and whips him to the ropes but Kidsgrove hangs on and Pscyho crashes down on the canvas! Kidsgrove gets to Pscyho as hes getting up and Kidsgrove hits a big ol' suplex! Pscyho rolls to the corner and Kidsgrove charges up.. Billy: LOOK OUT!Pscyho comes out of the corner and Kidsgrove hits him with a BOX OFFICE SMASH! Psycho crashes down on the canvas! Katta Pult: ITS OVER!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Sam Kidsgrove is victorious again! He looked far more aggressive tonight!Katta Pult: What a Friday Night Slam! Who is going to answer his call on Clash!?Kidsgrove is celebrating in the ring as as we fade right into the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:10:58 GMT -5
John Blade is here!
Jade Riley: My guest at this time.. John Blade!The crowd pops as the wide smile of John Blade flashes on screen as he steps into Jade Rileys frame. Jade Riley: John, tonight you're in a special match but there are rumors floating around about how you just might be coming to an in-ring end here in Action Wrestling!The crowd cheers as he responds. John Blade: Lets talk about first things first.. Tonight, my mystery opponent is going to get the same ol' John Blade from 10 years ago, 5 years ago and even last year because John Blade don't give up, John Blade is about respect, John Blade is about overcoming the odds!The crowd pops.. John Blade: And John Blade is about doing the right thing. So whoever you are, mystery opponent, just know one thing.. you want some.. come get some!The crowd pops. John Blade: Now to answer your other question, lets just put it out there so we can kill any rumors! My contract ends at Evolution 5.
The crowd boos. John Blade: I'm going out swinging, lets just say, I'll be ending Evolution 5 in Las Vegas as AW World Champion as your HAVOC winner and that's not just the truth.. THATS A FACT!John Blade does the You Can't See Me sign as the crowd pops and he leaves the screen! Jade Riley: Wow! Big time words from John Blade, lets go to the ring!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:11:52 GMT -5
John Blade vs. Mystery Opponent
We go from John Blades segment in the back to the arena where the crowd pops as soon as John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and stares into the camera and says "Tonight is the night!" and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight. Billy: So John Blade will be facing a mystery opponent! He said his contract ends at Evolution 5!Katta Pult: Thats big time news! He said he wants to win Havoc and main event Evo 5.. that'll be even bigger!The crowd is buzzing.. The lights go out in the arena and the sound of a synth starts playing. “I CAN’T STOP!” The lights start to flash as “STOP” repeats over and over from different speakers in the arena as the beat starts to build and then it drops. BOOM A small explosion of gold fireworks goes off “I CAN’T STOP!” Billy: Well, shit!Katta Pult: WOW!The lights come back on as Kanye West’s voice serenades the people as they give loud boos (Accompanied by a small smattering of cheers) as Gerard Angelo is shown standing on stage, back to the crowd, the hood of his hoodie pulled up, right arm raised above his head at an angle, one finger extended. He throws his hood back with the same hand and spins around to the crowd, arms extended, like he’s absorbing another wave of booing, a cocky smirk etched across his face as he surveys the crowd behind his trademark sunglasses. He makes his way down to the ring slowly, brushing off fans and taunting them. Adilene Floyd: From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 225 lbs, "The Living Legend", GERRRRRARD ANGELOOOOOOOOO!He stops at the ring stairs and slaps the top step before climbing them, and walking to the center of the ring apron.Angelo surveys the arena crowd once more, before slipping through the middle and top rope into the ring. He walks to the opposite ring post, leaping up onto the second turnbuckle. Gerry points to the crowd before unzipping his hoodie, which gets more than a few ladies in the audience to scream out, before pulling it off and pretending to toss it to the fans, before just dropping it on the floor with a smirk. "The Hollywood Hero" hops down and removes his trademark sunglasses, placing them in the corner neatly before leaning back against the turnbuckles, still mouthing off to the fans as he starts to stretch. DING DING DING Blade and Angelo tie up and Blade takes control and puts Angelo into the corner turnbuckles and he tries to sit Angelo up on the turnbuckles but Blade is kicked away! Angelo jumps off the middle turnbuckles but Blade catches him on his shoulders.. Billy: OH THIS COULD BE IT!Angelo grabs the top rope and holds on and Blade can't hit the move so he drops him! Blade hits the ropes for a shoulder tackle but Angelo ducks and Blade crashes down onto the canvas and rolls under the ropes to the outside! Angelo pops up and is laughing and taunting as the crowd boos! Blade is getting to his feet and Angelo comes over and smashes him in the back with a forearm! He takes Blade and throws him into the ring post shoulder first causing Blade to spin around and crash down into the railing. Angelo comes over and grabs him and picks him up and throws him into the ring and Angelo slides in! Katta Pult: Angelo well in control here!Billy: Angelo who has .. hired.. Grindhouse lately and just beat the crap out of CJ Phoenix not once, but now twice! Angelo picks up Blade and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex! He covers Blade! One! Two! Blade kicks out! Billy: Angelo trying to end it!Angelo picks up Blade again and throws him into the corner turnbuckles! Blade stays put as Angelo springboards off the bottom rope and just jumps into a SPANISH FLY! Billy: WOW!Katta Pult: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!He covers! One! Two! Blade kicks out but Angelo is up and knees Blade in the head! He picks up Blade and throws him into the ring post from inside the ring shoulder first! He grabs the jeans waistband of Blade pulling him bakc into a sick Russian Leg Sweep! Billy: Gerard is just methodically breaking down John Blade here!Angelo points to a signature as he grabs Blade and lifts him up and just hits a real stiff cutter, no springboard, no fancy, just vicious and stiff! Blade is down on the canvas as Angelo gets up and paces around Blade.. Billy: He's looking for The Hollywood Ending!Angelo bounces off the ropes and comes back with a HUGE CURB STOMP! Blade is out and Angelo covers! Katta Pult: GOD DAMN THAT WAS MEAN!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Gerard Angelo gets up and the official raises his hand! Billy: What a win! Angelo defeats John Blade, who was a former United States Champion!Katta Pult: Gerard Angelo, took over Hollywood, now he's trying to take over the United States... Championship!Billy: I hope CJ Phoenix was watching! Angelo leaves the ring and just shrugs off John Blade completely as he didn't even break a sweat. Angelo heads up the ramp. Billy: What a match, Angelo is your winner!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:12:43 GMT -5
A small set in the back!
We see Ned the Intern have an accoustic guitar and he begins to strum it as Tim Robinson is next to him on a stool. Fri Day Night. I'm thinking that we just might fly away to someplace they don't know who we areJust then Chase Jackson is on another stool sitting next to Tim Robinson and jumps into the song to harmonize the rest. Now I'm riding shotgun in your car we drive through the city like explorers going sixty-five Blowing hair flying 'cross your face we left on friday, NOW ITS SATURDAY!PRESSED JEANS, BUTTONED UP! JEANS IRONED, SLIPPIN' UP! RED SHOES, WALKIN SLOW HEADPHONES BLARIN THREE STACKS SUNGLASSES FLARIN' OUT THICK WATCH HANGIN' LOW THREE STACKS ON THE RADIO
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I'm thinknig that we just might run away to someplace weJackson just hums as Tim Robinson looks directly into the camera as serious as he can be. We can be who we are..
We can be..
who we are.Tim winks as Ned finishes on the guitar and we fade to another segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:13:08 GMT -5
We're backstage with Pasternak!
Alexander Pasternak is in his office and sitting awkwardly in front of his desk.. as if he's standing in front of someone. Alexander Pasternak: Tonight, we're putting on a great show for the fans on Friday Night Slam, but it has occured to me just how important some divisions and some Championships are to Action Wrestling and the AW fans! It's been 30 days since Vanguard last defended their Tag Team Championships..The crowd buzzes.. Alexander Pasternak: Now, I'm not stripping Vanguard of their Tag Team Championship belts.. No, I would not do that. The crowd pops and you can hear some sighs of relief. Alexander Pasternak: But tonight in our main event, we will have an Interim-Tag Team Championship match where the winners will receive these..Pasternak steps to the side and it's another set of Tag Team Championship belts.. Alexander Pasternak: Team Extreme will face off against Grindhouse in a Tag Team Championship match, and sometime in the near future, we will have a Tag Team Championship unification match so that one lone Tag Team will stand above the rest!The crowd cheers as Pasternak smiles and we cut back to Billy and Katta.. Billy: Wow, I can't believe it! Tonight's main event is a Tag Team Championship match! Team Extreme will face off against Grindhouse!Katta Pult: They're Interim-Tag Team Champions, whoever wins, but that's a big deal! Billy: Only in Action Wrestling do you get the best of the best competing with the best of the best, I can't wait!We trade out to a quick AW commercial
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:14:09 GMT -5
Mason Jones vs. Claire Hawkins(c)
DING DING God's Plan by Drake hits the speakers and Mason Jones just walks right down the ramp from behind the curtain. He's more driven and focused now so he rolls right into the ring and raises his arms in the air and is ready for this match up. He stretches his neck and is pretty serious. Billy: Mason Jones getting a great opportunity here! Because of his pride, and love and dedication.. along with his effort, Pasternak continues to give him opportunities!Katta Pult: I just love, Mason! He's kind, sweet and one of my favorite people in AW!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is......... "The Witch".....CLAIRE.....HAWKINS!! Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Billy: The CBS Champion, the former FOUR TIME Television Champion, Claire Hawkins looking great as always!DING DING DING Jones and Hawkins come together in the middle of the ring but Hawkins turns Jones and rolls him up! One! Two! Thre-- Mason kicks out!! Billy: WHOA! I thought she was going to win it right there!Katta Pult: She's having fun! Usually she can pull it off with a simple roll up, but not that time!Jones comes with a kick to the stomach and sends her back into the corner and another kick before whipping her across the ring to the turnbuckles where Hawkins stumbles out and Jones hits a dropkick sending Hawkins down! Jones covers! One! Two! Hawkins kicks out but Jones locks on a sleeper hold! He has it wrapped around tight before Hawkins gets to her feet! Jones lets go and twists her around into a DDT.. but Hawkins pulls out of it and goes for a quick clothesline but Jones ducks it and jumps up with a crucifix pin! One! Two! Hawkins kicks out of it and rolls to her feet and walks right into a spear from Mason Jones! Billy: WHAT A SPEAR!Katta Pult: That might be it!Mason doesn't go for the cover but instead chooses to go to the turnbuckles and climbs up! Billy: Whats he doing up there!?Mason Jones jumps off for his big body splash but Hawkins puts the knees up and Jones eats ALL of it to the midsection! Billy: OHHH WHAT A MISS!!Katta Pult: Hawkins saw it coming!Mason stumbles around a bit before Hawkins hits a tornado DDT of her own!! Mason crashes onto the canvas and rolls through right into the ropes and Hawkins gets up and throws Mason through the ropes to the apron but pulls him back in through the middle rope and hits a rope-hung DDT!! Billy: OUCH! TWO DDTS IN A ROW!Mason pulls himself up and is in la-la-land and Hawkins grabs him.. and lifts him into the air and drops him with a THIRD DDT!! Katta Pult: THREE!! DDTS!!She covers! One! Two! THREE- Billy: NO!! MASON GOT A SHOULDER UP!Katta Pult: WOW! WHAT A KICK OUT!Mason is barely getting up and Hawkins hits the REGAL CUTTER!! Billy: THE SPIRITBREAKER!! GOD DAMN!!Hawkins is up and calls for it and picks up Mason Jones and hits the BLACK VEIL!! No mist this time though but she covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Hawkins wins!Katta Pult: She's still the CBS Champion!Her music hits as she gets up and watches Mason roll out of the ring. She grabs her CBS Championship belt and holds it in the air! Billy: We heard tough talk from Tobias Hoffman earlier tonight about Roman Gunn keeping his eyes on this match up but I can tell you right now, Hawkins doesn't care! She's not scared of anyone!Katta Pult: You're absolutely right! A great superstar, a talented superstar and she proves it every week!We fade to a Paramount+ commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:14:56 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:17:17 GMT -5
Strap Match Cousin Harper vs. Odin Balfore
Billy: This next match should be a good one!
Our Lady Peace hits and The Heritage logos appear and James Payne walks out posing as Cousin Harper makes his way behind him. Adilene Floyd: Being accompanied by James Payne, of the Heritage.. COUSINNNN HARPER!! He poses with his arms in the air and spits the water intake from his face and steps into the ring as James Payne makes his way around the ring and laughs.. Katta Pult: Oh no, don't tell me.. oh god, he's going to be with us! Billy: We're being joined by James Payne, I guess! James Payne: YOU GUESS? YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED YOU TUBBY AMERICAN!Katta Pult: HEY! Treat him with respect, or get the hell off the table. Billy: Thanks Katta- James Payne: Easy, easy, I'm teasing! Sheesh!The music fades and “ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as the official comes over to put the strap on Odins arm. Harper is already attached to the strap. James Payne: This match is going to be ugly cause my Cousin Harper is about to destroy that big sack of shit, Odin Balfore!DING DING DING Odin pulls the strap and Harper comes forward and Odin hits a boot to the head of Harper knocking him back into the turnbuckles and Odin hits him with a few right hands! Billy: This match is still pinfall and submission, the strap is to ensure both superstars have to stay within the confines of each other! James Payne: We knew the rules, ya dummy!Katta Pult: Easy!
Odin whips Harper towards the turnbuckles but pulls the strap and Harper crashes down onto the canvas! Billy: What an impact! Payne, I've been meaning to ask you! Harper and you have had a problem with Odin as of late, why is that?!
Odin takes the strap and slaps it on Harpers back a few times! James Payne: Because he was trying to hurt Tatiana Jolee! She's a Canadian Princess, Billy! She's a sweetheart! A saint! A beautiful angelic creature of the day and she doesn't deserve Odin's big nasty god damn hands all over her!Odin lifts Harper up but Harper shoves Odin back and Harper leaps over the top rope and jumps down to the mats and pulls Odin onto the ropes with the strap! Billy: Whoa! Momentum change here! Katta Pult: Lets talk about you helping Jolee keep her Television Title at Revolution 5! That was dirty and you know it! James Payne: No it was not, you idiot! It was smart! Jolee was in trouble and Odin was going to hurt her! The Heritage always have each others back!Katta Pult: So wait, she's in The Heritage?! James Payne: I didn't say that you god damn bitch! I didn't say that! LISTEN TO WHAT IM SAYING! GOSH!Harper pulls Odin over the ropes and he crashes down on the mats and Harper stomps on Odin! He picks him up and wraps the strap around Odins neck and arms and then turns and flips him down over him! Billy: WOW!! IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH FROM COUSIN HARPER!! James Payne: COME ON HARPER!! BEAT HIS BIG ASS!!Katta Pult: Wait, where is Luka Parsons, James? James Payne: That little bitch went home! He's done in Action Wrestling! He quit! He was never going to make it in Action Wrestling! His dumb little feelings got hurt cause he's a bitch!
Katta Pult: I thought The Heritage always had each others backs?!
James Payne: OHHH MY GOD YOU BITCH WOULD YOU SHUT UP! WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU NEED TO LISTEN!
Harper picks up Odin and rolls him into the ring! Harper taunts before Odin grabs the strap and pulls it towards the middle of the ring bringing Harper into the apron crushing his ribs!
Katta Pult: That hard to hurt!
James Payne: OH DID IT, KATTA?! DID IT HURT?! WOW IMPRESSIVE COMMENTARY!
Harper rolls under the ropes as Odin gets ahead of steam and hits a big boot to Harper knocking him down!
Billy: HES DOWN! HES DOWN!!
James Payne: HES FINE!ONE! TWO!! THR- HARPER KICKS OUT!! Billy: THOUGHT HE WAS FINE HUH?! YOU WERE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT THAT SEAT!
We see James Payne getting frustrated and sitting back down in the chair. Katta Pult: So Heritage is just now you and Cousin Harper, huh? James Payne: The Heritage has Canadian members, Katta. Cousin Harper and I aren't just the only Heritage members!Katta Pult: Oh so who else is in it!? James Payne: Cousin Harper and I!Katta Pult: Anyone else? Like Tatiana Jolee?! James Payne: What? Tatiana Jolee is in it!Billy: WHAT?!
Odin hits a backbreaker on Harper! Katta Pult: She is!? James Payne: Yeah, she's in a Television Championship match with Odin Balfore in the coming Clash, and we'll be ringside!Katta Pult: Oh my god that doesn't answer my question! James Payne: YOU'RE QUESTION IS STUPID, KATTA!Harper is lifted up and thrown to the turnbuckles... James Payne: Ya know what, ya hosers?! I've had enough of this bullshit!Payne drops the headset.. Billy: Wait, where is he going!?
Payne rushes over to the ring and gets inside but Odin ducks and hits a powerslam on Payne! The crowd pops! Cousin Harper comes out of the corner with the strap and goes to swing the bundled up loose end of it but Odin ducks! He takes the strap and wraps it around the throat of Harper and picks him up.. Billy: RAGNAROK!! Katta Pult: OHHHH!!
Harper is out! Odin pins! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: ODIN BALFORE WINS!! Katta Pult: Tonight, we know Tatiana Jolee won't be defending her Television Championship but the #1 contender Odin Balfore just put Cousin Harper away! Billy: The Heritage didn't look so good in that one!
Payne gets up and grabs Cousin Harper and tries to wake him up as Odin looks at Payne in disgust. He shrugs him off and just leaves the ring! Payne is yelling out at Odin! Katta Pult: What a strap match! Odin puts Harper to rest and now can move forward from that vicous sneak attack two weeks ago at Revolution 5!
Payne continues yelling out at Odin "YOU WONT EVER CROSS THE HERITAGE AGAIN! I'LL BE SEEING YOU REAL SOON!"Odin just taunts on the ramp as the crowd goes crazy! Billy: Odin and Jolee will compete again for the Television Championship, but for now lets hear a word from our sponsors!
We take a break.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:18:57 GMT -5
Mason Jones Is Still A Loser
We see Mason Jones wiping the sweat off his head with a towel and throwing it in the trash as he grabs his roller bag and goes to leave the hallway but stops. He looks up and it's Jayson Price. The PA crowd pops big time. Jayson Price: What are you doing? Mason Jones: Going home. Jayson Price: I don't mean right now, I mean what have you been doing lately?Mason Jones: Going out there and proving myself, why? Why do you give a shit!?The crowd ooohs as Price tilts his head a bit. Jayson Price: I do care, you're my Sober-Buddy. I still need ya.Mason Jones: And we've been doing just fine, you check in with me, I make sure you're sober, got it. We're good.Jayson Price: But we don't hang out anymore or anything?Mason Jones: Cause I don't want to. You treat me like garbage, you ignored me, you don't even care and you know what? I'm a better wrestler than you! I'm going to prove it still! Look out, I want to get home, I have a meeting at AW offices this weekend at another possible opportunity for me next month!Jayson Price: I was coming here to see if you wanted to team for Battlebowl...The crowd cheers. Mason Jones: No, I don't.The crowd boos. Mason Jones: You know what? I don't think we should be Sober-Buddies anymore either. I don't think you need me.Jayson Price: Whoa. Wait..Mason Jones: I'm going to be late for my uber.Mason blows passed Price and Price looks a bit concerned and dejected. Mason continues walking out of the arena. We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:20:00 GMT -5
Tables, Legos and Chains Garbage Gary vs Robby Bigg Dick
BIRDS OF WARRRRR hit the airwaves and the smart marks pop as Garbage Gary comes out from the curtain!
Billy: WHOAAAA!!Katta Pult: It's the King of the Backyard winner, Garbage Gary!!Billy: He was your winner in 2018! I can't believe what we're seeing right now!Garbage Gary gets into the ring and shakes the ropes! All five foot-adam-cole of him. His music fades as he bites the ropes and hits his head with the palm of his hands. No music or anything as the crowd pops when RBD comes through the curtain and walks down the ramp! Billy: And here comes Robby Bigg Dick!Katta Pult: What a furocious deathmatch he was in at Revolution 5!Billy: An 11 time King of the Backyard winner!RBD gets into the ring and they start throwing punches and Garbage Garry throws RBD through the ropes to the outside! DING DING DING Billy: This match is pinfall and submission but if ya look around, ya see some pretty dangerous SHIT!Garbage Gary goes to the outside and jumps off the apron and lands on RBD with a splash! He stomps on RBD and growls at him a few times before walking over to the railing and picking up the garbage can and smashing it on RBDs head!! Billy: What a shot!RBD walks over to a table and tries to grab it but Garbage Gary smashes a trash can on the back of RBDs head a second time and he falls back! Garbage Gary growls and mimics eating the trash before he smashes the trash can on RBD a third time! Katta Pult: These two have had some legendary backyard brawls all over the country!RBD gets up and and Gary swings a chain at his head but RBD ducks! He hits a spear on Gary knocking him down! RBD takes the chain and wraps it around Garys neck and starts to choke him!! Billy: He's choking the shit out of him!!RBD stomps on Gary and lets go before he pulls Gary up and throws him into the ring apron back first! Garys head has whiplash and RBD hits him with a chain to the chest as if it was a knife edge chop! Gary lays on the apron and RBD grabs a table and slides it into the ring! Katta Pult: Man, this is a FIGHT!RBD rolls into the ring and tries to set up the table but Gary hits a fucking LOWBLOW and RBD hits his knees in DICK pain. Gary grabs the head of RBD and he just starts biting him!! Katta Pult: HES JUST BITING ROBBY!!Billy: OH MY GOD!!Gary goes over and grabs another smaller chain with barbwire wrapped in it somehow. He wraps it around his fist and walks back over and hits RBD in the head!! He smashes it into his head a second time, a third time and a fourth time!! Billy: MY GOD!!Katta Pult: HOLY SHITFIRE. Billy: THATS MY LINE!Gary tries a cover! One! Two! RBD kicks out and Gary punches him another time for good measure but he has to drop the barbedwire chain because now Garys knuckle is bleeding.. Billy: Holy shit that was insane!Gary goes over to the middle turnbuckle and jumps off and he lands on RBDs back! Katta Pult: GARY IS ON HIS BACK CHOKING HIM OUT AND TRYING TO BITE HIS NECK!!RBD is stumbling around with fat little Gary on his back and RBD goes to the corner and kicks over the huge bucket of legos.. Some of them scatter onto the canvas... and RBD jumps back and crushes Gary onto the legs on the canvas!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Gary screams out in pain as RBD rolls towards the table.. Katta Pult: THE CHAINS AND LEGOS HAVE BEEN A HUGE PLAY IN THIS FIGHT!RBD sets up the table and puts it near the turnbuckles, maybe 2-3 feet away. He goes back over a bleeding mess to Gary who has tremendous back pain and he picks him up and slams him down with a Dominator! Billy: THE SERIAL KILLER!RBD picks up the huge bucket of legos and dumps them out all over on the table.. Katta Pult: Whoa shit, what is he doing!?RBD smiles as the crowd pops for the lego table set up. RBD picks up the small chubs Gary and holds him and sits him on the turnbuckles. RBD headbutts the nearly knocked out Gary and then climbs up the turnbuckles with him.. Billy: WHAT IS HE DOING!?Katta Pult: TAKING GARY TO THE TOP ROPE!!RBD grabs Gary and jumps off the top rope and HITS A DDT THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE!! Billy: HE JUST BRAINED HIM!!Gary is out cold and his head is busted up as RBD rolls around with legos sticking out of his back.. RBD covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: ROBBY BIGG DICK IS YOUR WINNER IN THIS TABLES, LEGOS AND CHAINS MATCH!Katta Pult: MY GOD WHAT A VICIOUS, VIOLENT FIGHT!The crowd pops as RBD has no music still and he just woddles up to his feet and raises his hands and flips off Gary. Gary is bleeding from his head and he just sits up and lays back down on the lego table debris. Billy: I can't believe we saw Garbage Gary tonight! How insane!Katta Pult: Action Wrestling is the true company with the forbidden door, everyone just shows up in the number one pro wrestling company in the world!We fade out as RBD continues celebrating.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:20:51 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:25:31 GMT -5
Jill Malone vs. Jessie Lee
The crowd buzzes! Adilene Floyd: Our next match is for the Womens Championship! The crowd pops as generic music hits and they get even louder! Billy: WHOA!!Katta Pult: THATS JILL MALONE FROM SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!! HOW COOL! SHES GETTING A WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH TONIGHT!Jill Malone comes out to a great pop and she slides into the ring and is ready for action! Billy: Tonight, a Womens Championship match and it's featuring Showtime Championship Wrestling's Jill Malone, ther night is crazy!ONE FINGER AND A FIST, I'll CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION! I GOT A 1 2 PUNCH I'll FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION! While the unmistakable sound of Drowning Pools' One Finger and a Fist pumping throughout the arena, the various lights began to swirl and move about at a frantic pace. Yet, it was the alarmingly fierce-looking woman that walked out onto the Revolution1 stage that drew the attention of the fans. Clad in black leather and a mean look in her eyes, the woman stood at the top of the ramp; hands tagging on the inside of the black studded vest she wore. Ethan Miller: "Making her way to the ring from Perth, Western Australia......the Aussie Assault....Jessie Lee!" With the announcement of her name, the pugilist powerhouse descends down the rampway and proceeds to circle around the ring as she interacts with various fans along the way. Until she shifts her gaze to the ring, that is. With a sudden burst of speed, she slides into the ring and springs up to her feet; talking a metric ton of trash as she haphazardly throws her vest to the outside of the ring. Clearly, ther Aussie was here to fight Billy: Jessie Lee just absolutely unstoppable since debuting here in Action Wrestling!Katta Pult: She's done great work in Revo1 where that company is slowing dying out, but she's jumped ship to AW and has been a menace!DING DING DING Malone grabs Lee and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Lee out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Lee stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Malone stomps on Lee and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Malone goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Lee kicks out. Malone grabs Lee and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Lee ducks and lets Malone turn around and hits a dropkick! Malone goes down to the canvas before rolling to her knees where Lee meets him with a kick to the head! Lee pins Malone! ONE! TWO! Malone gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Lee helps him to her feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Lee pins Malone! One! Two! Malone gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Katta Pult: I thought it was!Ther time Lee picks up Malone and goes for a suplex but Malone gets out of it and hits (SIGNATURE MOVE). Lee is out! Malone covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: Lee GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Katta Pult: Ther MATCH IS EVENLY MATCHED!Malone whips Lee to the ropes and goes for a kick but Lee catches the boot and whips Malone around and hits (SIGNATURE MOVE)! Lee has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! Malone KICKS OUT!! Billy: WOW! I DIDNT THINK MALONE COULD KICK OUT!Katta Pult: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM!Lee lifts Malone to her feet and goes for another suplex but Malone gets out of it one more time! This time Malone whips Lee to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Billy: Both of them are down!Katta Pult: Who can take advantage!Malone gets up and charges up the crowd! They start clapping their hands and feet but Lee comes over and slaps the everloving shit out of her mouth! Malone spins around and Lee picks her up into the LEEthatlity! Billy: THE LEETHALITY!!Malone is DONE for and she covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING! Billy: What a Championship match! Jessie Lee is still the Womens Champion! Katta Pult: I loved that match! Super fun and it was cool to see Jill Malone!Malone is trying to get up and Lee helps her to her feet and then shitcans her through the ropes to the outside! Lee walks to the middle of the ring and pulls up her Womens Championship and holds it up high! Billy: She wanted to celebrate in the ring alone!Katta Pult: And Jessie Lee is doing just that!Just then the crowd pops as the new superstar Serenity Holmes steps into the ring! Lee looks over and smirks and adjusts her Womens Championship on her shoulder as Holmes just stands strong, confident, and looks on.. Katta Pult: OHHH MAN!! THE DAUGHTER OF ANDRE HOLMES! IN THE RING! CALLING HER SHOT! I LOVE IT!Billy: SERENITY WANTS THAT WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP! WE HEARD THE RUMBLINGS THAT SHE MIGHT CHALLENGE FOR IT! AND LEE SAYS BRING IT ON!The crowd pops for both as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:26:02 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:27:10 GMT -5
Affluenza vs. Lucha World Order
Billy: This can get good! A bit of a cross-brand tag team match!Katta Pult: Jill Park and Regan Voorhees, both announced for that huge #1 contendership ladder match on Casino Night in a few weeks on Monday Night Clash!Billy: And of course Lucha World Order kicking out Jugo to the shadow-realm, are now the Texas Tag Team Champions!
The music hits and Papito comes walking out like the hunchback of notredame but he spits into the air and raises his hands with the too sweet signature taunt as Riddler jumps from behind the curtain out and gets the crowd pumped. The crowd is booing the entire time. Papito and Riddler do a too sweet on the top of the stage as they make their way down the ramp.. Ethan Miller: From Mexico City, Mexico, they are the Lucha World Order.. Papito and Rey Riddler! Papito rolls into the ring as Riddler jumps to the apron and jumps right up to the middle turnbuckle and poses as Papito leans on the ropes facing the hardcam yelling out at the crowd! Riddler flips into the ring and Too Sweets Papito one more time in the middle of the ring as they head bang to their music and play air guitar. They continue yelling out "FOR LIFE" and "LWO HERMANO". They get into their corner and prepare. Billy: They're looking more cohesive and unified than before!“Therefore I am” begins to play through the PA system and Jill Park struts onto the ramp in a white jacket and thick white aviator sunglasses. She stops in the center of the stage as golden pyro consumes her for a moment. As it dissipates, she walks down to the ring(usually to a chorus of boos) and she slides into the ring. Jill stands in the center of the ring and slowly and sensually removes the jacket, tossing it in the nearest corner. The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out... REGAN VOORHEES
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias. Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell. DING DING DING Papito rushes at Park but she dodges and lets him crash into the turnbuckles chest first! Billy: WHAT A SHOT!Katta Pult: That'll do it!She hits a backbreaking backstabber on Papito! He flips to his stomach and Park tries to lock on an armbar of some sort but Papito panics and hits the ropes with his legs and wraps them around so she has to let go! The official backs her off as the crowd boos and Papito gets to his feet. He's a bit wobbly so hes making his way to Riddler for a tag but Park kicks him in the stomach! He bends forward and she bicycle kicks him in the head sending him to his back! She covers! One! Two! Kick out! Papito reaches for a tag but Park pulls him back in with a sleeper and tags in Regan. Regan gets in and kicks Papito in the chest and he sits down in their corner! Regan stomps on Papito, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.. finally, Park tags herself in to catch Regan out of the matrix-glitch of kicks she was in.. Billy: Regan might be working out some frustration maybe?!Katta Pult: Good call!Park picks up Papito and whips him to the ropes and when he comes back she just hits a picture perfect back body drop! Park comes over and tags in Regan who gets in through the ropes and hits a leg drop mocking Papito! She covers! One! Two! Billy: Papito with another shoulder up!Regan picks up Papito and drops him back down trying to snap his arm over her knees! Katta Pult: OUCH!Papito is in pain and reaches for another tag but Regan grabs Paptito and goes for a suplex.. but Papito blocks it! He picks up Regan and hits his own suplex! Billy: Now shes down!Katta Pult: Papito needs to make a tag!Papito crawls over Regan but she throws him off and gets up and tags in Park! Park gets into the ring but Papito dives in and tags Riddler! The crowd erupts for who knows what fucking reason as Riddler springboards to the top rope and hits a huge dropkick sending Park down! Billy: WHOA!Park gets back up and Riddler hits another dropkick sending Park to the apron through the ropes! Regan is up but Riddler hits a pele kick sending Regan back into the ropes bouncing back towards him and Riddler hits a hurricanrana driving Regans head down onto the mat! Billy: REY RIDDLER ON FIRE!Riddler gets up and Park tries to shouldertackle her way through the ropes but Riddler catches her with a fameasser dropping her down onto the mats! He pins! One! Two! Regan drops an elbow to the back of Riddlers head breaking it up! Papito spears Regan through the ropes to the outside! Billy: This action is fast paced now!Park is up and Riddler ducks under her attack and hits a leg scissor takedown! Riddler looks over and Papito is somehow climbing up the turnbuckles! Katta Pult: This is going to be GREAT!Regan jumps up to the apron and flat out fucking SHOVES Papito off the top rope and he legit CRASHES down onto the black railing stomach first!! The sickening thud echoes through the arena!! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!Regan gets into the ring as Riddler looks over at Papito and Regan hits the ABATTOIR DDT! Riddler is out and he somehow lands on his stomach where his head is just off the mat and Park hits him with a skull crushing curb-stomp!! Billy: GOD DAMN!!Katta Pult: THAT'LL DO IT!! THAT'LL DO IT!! Park covers as Regan adjusts her hair and gear.. One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Affluenza win supreme here tonight! What a showing for Regan Voorhees and Jill Park!Park and Regan are now on their feet and stand in the middle of the ring as the official raises both their hands. Riddler rolls out of the ring and crashes down onto the canvas and we see Papito still laying on the railing, bent over, basically dead (but not actually dead). Katta Pult: They defeated the LWO here tonight!Billy: In the end, Affluenza looked DAMN good!Katta Pult: That number one contenders match is going to be something else!We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:28:04 GMT -5
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER..
ACTION WRESTLING WILL CO-PRODUCE AND AIR KING OF THE BACKYARD 17 LIVE ON PARAMOUNT+ DURING EVOLUTION 5 WEEKEND!
4 SUPERSTARS COMPETE IN THE ONE NIGHT BACKYARD DEATHMATCH TOURNAMENT!
KING OF THE BACKYARD AND AW PARTNER UP FOR A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT!
ALSO INTRODUCING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER: A 3 WAY LIGHTTUBE TABLE SCRAMBLE!
EVOLUTION 5 IN LAS VEGAS, JUST GOT BIGGER!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2022 0:29:48 GMT -5
Casket Match Jonny Cedrone vs. Zolton
The lights dim in the arena and a spotlight hits the top of the ramp where 6 men dressed in funeral suits are slowly walking down a Casket from the top of the ramp. Dramatic music is pumping through the arena. Billy: Shitfire, this is nuts! Katta Pult: I believe this is ONLY our second ever Casket Match!Billy: We've seen Buried Alive matches, we've seen some deathmatches, but the Casket match is just completely dark and insane!The crowd is buzzing as the cakset is now at the bottom of the ramp. Katta Pult: To win this match, you just have to put your opponent in the casket and close the lid! Two officials will be at the Casket for the entirety of this match to keep a close eye!Billy: Wow, I have goosebumps!The 6 men all leave the casket back up the ramp as the two officials get into position. The crowd still buzzing and getting hype as the six men leave the ramp area. The arena goes pitch black as the audience are abuzz with excitement, then the jumbotron and the PA system comes to life as white strobe lights flicker with the be riffs of the guitars and beats of the drums of the opening moments of “Now That We’re Dead” by Metallica. The fans erupt into loud, almost deafening cheers because they know who’s about to make their appearances. First through the curtain comes his wife, Gloria with a huge grin on her face. The fans in attendance, especially the guys, go completely nuts at the sight of the lovely Gloria. She stops at the top of the ramp, turns and points towards the curtains and almost as if on cue, out comes “The King of Sexy” Jonny Cedrone sending the fans into such a frenzy that they almost blow the roof of the place. Jonny stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking out at the crowd, soaking it all in. With smiles on their faces they make their way down the aisle, slapping some of the outstretched hands of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, Cedrone holds Gloria’s hand as she walks up the steel steps and walks along the ring apron. Jonny hops up onto the apron, stands on the bottom rope and pulls up on the middle rope to let his wife into the ring. Jonny follows suit, wipes his feet and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, Jonny climbs each turnbuckle and plays to the crowd as Gloria follows him around, smiling, applauding and waving to the crowd. Once he’s done, Cedrone hops down from the final turnbuckle where he and Gloria talk a little bit as he waits for the match to begin. Katta Pult: The king of sexy! Jonny Cedrone is READY!Billy: Look at him eyeing that Casket though!The arena darkens as the "F8" by Five Finger Death Punch plays. The peak of the song is reached and the arena begins to flash almost as though an electrical surge flows through the arena. "F8" bleeds into "Rise Cover" by State of MINE and a blue spot light shines on the stage as it is covered with smoke/mist. A moment passes and into the spotlight stands Zolton facing away from the ring. His head lowered, hair silhouetting his face. The chorus flows from "Rise Cover" and he turns and walks down the ramp way. Ignoring the crowd up against the entrance ramp. Mist covers the ring now as he climbs the steps and enters the ring as it fills with blue lighting. He leans in his assigned corner after removing his long leather trench coat. The music fades out as the arena lights rise into normalcy. DING DING DING The crowd pops Billy: This is it! A casket match right here on Friday Night Slam!Katta Pult: I can't wait! I love this! This is WILD, Billy!The two come for each other in the middle of the ring but Cedrone ducks Zoltons attack and shoves him into the corner! He hits a kick! A strike! A forearm! An elbow! Zolton grabs Cedrone and throws him over the ropes onto the apron! Cedrone hits a shoulder tackle to the midsection of Zolton! Cedrone gets back into the ring and shoves Zolton into the corner! Cedrone hits another right hand, a strike! A knee! Zolton shoves Cedrone back but Cedrone jumps right back into right hands on Zolton! Zolton picks up Cedrone and carries him way over his head and throws him over the top rope and over the casket and Cedrone lands at the bottom of the ramp! The crowd pops at just how dangerous that throw was but just how impressive it was too Cedrone is dusting himself off as Zolton smashes into the back of him with a clubbing blow knocking Cedrone back down! Cedrone gets to his feet but Zolton picks him up... Way up over his head.. and flips him down into a huge press slam RIGHT onto the cold unforgiving steel ramp!! Billy: SHITFIRE that was a THUD!Katta Pult: My god, you're right!Zolton picks up Cedrone as he's trying to crawl away towards the casket and Zolton smashes his head onto the casket! Billy: Already coming into play here!Katta Pult: No pins! No submissions! No disqualifications! The only way to win is to put your opponent into that casket!Zolton picks up Cedrone and drops him stomach/head first on the casket and he stumbles back into the railings! Zolton comes after him with a running boot to the chest! Cedrone stays into the railings where he's slumped as Zolton comes over and hits a chop! Another chop! Zolton grabs Cedrone and whips him but Cedrone reverses it and whips Zolton INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Zolton breaks them apart on impact and flips over them towards the announcers table! Billy: Jesus christ!!Zolton is on his hands and knees and Cedrone grabs the steel steps and SMASHES them into Zoltons back!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!Cedrone stands on the base of the steel steps and taunts at Zolton and grabs him by his hair. He pulls him in close... and picks him up, upside down.. Billy: NO!! DON'T DO THIS!!Cedrone drops Zolton with a SICKENING piledriver right on the base of the steel steps!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD I HEARD HIS HEAD!! I HEARD HIS HEAD SMASH INTO THOSE STEPS!!Zolton is out as we see replays and Cedrone is sitting on the steps taking a breather. He walks over towards the casket and tells them to open it up.. Cedrone comes back and grabs Zolton and smashes him into the railing! He rolls Zolton into the ring and Cedrone points towards the casket and whips Zolton towards the ropes but Zolton bounces off the ropes and goes for a running clothesline and Cedrone ducks and then lets Zolton bounce off the ropes again and hits a powerslam! Billy: WHAT A SLAM!!Katta Pult: BUT REMEMBER! NO PINS!!Cedrone points back to the casket and picks up Zolton and throws him over the top rope and Zolton falls into the casket!! Billy: ITS OVER!!Katta Pult: You have to close the lid!! You have to close the lid to win!Cedrone steps through the ropes and tries to close the door but Zolton blocks it and sits up! He punches Cedrone! Another right hand! A third right hand and Cedrone crashes over the top rope back into the ring! Zolton gets out of the casket and back into the ring.. Billy: Zolton got out of that one!Zolton gets into the ring and Cedrone goes for a huge clothesline but Zolton kicks the arm of Cedrone! He spins around and Zolton hits a big boot to the head of Cedrone flipping him into the air and crash landing on the canvas! Billy: ZOLTON IS FIRED UP!!Zolton hits a superkick on Cedrone but doesn't let him fall before hitting a roundhouse kick to the head of Cedrone! Billy: TITAN CRUSH!Katta Pult: HOLY SHIT!Zolton grabs Cedrone and throws him over the ropes onto the apron! Cedrone notices the casket he's inches away from and tries to reel back into the ring but he stops at Zoltons feet! He smiles down at Cedrone who panics and looks up! Zolton grabs the throat of Cedrone with both hands and lifts Cedrone up to his feet! He turns Cedrone around and grabs the arms and head of Cedrone and lifts him up! Billy: THE SMITE!!Cedrone lands on his feet, getting out of it and hits the ropes and hits the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Billy: ROYAL FLUSH!!Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Zolton is out and he rolls right into the casket! Billy: ZOLTON IS IN THERE!!Cedrone collapses into the turnbuckles and then steps through the ropes to close the casket! Katta Pult: This is insane! Cedrone can win it right here!Cedrone stands over the casket to taunt but Zolton reaches up and grabs Cedrone by the BALLS!! Billy: WELLLLLLLL SHITFIRE!!Katta Pult: ZOLTON HAS A HAND FULL OF.. YOU KNOW WHAT!The crowd is popping as Zolton sits up and Cedrone is trying to get Zolton to let go! Zolton lets go finally as Cedrone falls through the ropes and Zolton gets to his feet and gets into the ring stalking Cedrone.. Billy: ZOLTON MIGHT HAVE HIM WHERE HE WANTS HIM!Zolton picks up Cedrone and hits a CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! Katta Pult: MY GOD!! WELCOME TO THE GATES!!Zolton stumbles back and lands in the turnbuckles and stares at Cedrone who is trying to get off the mat.. Billy: Cedrone is trying to get up!Katta Pult: Zolton might have it! He just might have won this thing!Zolton looks over at the casket and demands the lid to be opened! Zolton grabs Cedrone and drags him towards the ropes.. Billy: THIS IS NOT GOOD!Katta Pult: ZOLTON WANTS TO PUT THIS RIVALRY AWAY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!Zolton drags Cedrone to the ropes and drops him. Zolton climbs over the ropes right above the casket and he opens the lid. The officials scatter as Zolton picks up Cedrone and picks him up.. Katta Pult: THIS IS IT!!Zolton picks up Cedrone but Cedrone kicks the lid and it closes shut! Zolton starts to choke Cedrone as they move on top of the casket! Billy: Oh they're struggling up there!Zolton is trying to just flat out choke Cedrone as both men stand on top of the casket but Cedrone smashes the arms down! He then KICKS ZOLTON IN THE DICK! Billy: SHITFIRE!!Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Cedrone jumps up and grabs the head of Zolton AND HITS A DIAMOND CUTTER/RKO ON THE FUCKING CASKET!! Billy: ACE IN THE HOLE!!Katta Pult: THE UNFORGIVING CASKET!! DIDNT EVEN DENT IT!! THE METAL CASKET!! ZOLTON IS OUT!!Billy: CEDRONE DOESN'T LOOK ANY BETTER!!Cedrone slips/slumps off the casket and down onto the floor as Zolton rolls off the casket onto the apron. Billy: ZOLTON IS OUT!! CHECK THE REPLAYS!They show a few different angles of the stiff kick to the dick and the RKO on the casket. Cedrone reaches up to the casket and the officials rush over and open the lid. Cedrone clenches on the casket tight and pulls himself up to his feet... Billy: This is insane!!The crowd is going crazy as Cedrone looks at Zolton, exhausted as fuck, and begins to cuss at him and yells at him! Cedrone grabs Zolton and rolls him towards him and he lands in the casket.. Billy: OH SHIT!!Cedrone closes the casket shut!! DING DING DINGKatta Pult: JONNY CEDRONE JUST WON THE CASKET MATCH!The crowd is going crazy as his music hits and the officials raise Cedrones hands in the air! Billy: JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FIGHT!!Cedrone reaches down and pulls up the apron as the officials are telling Cedrone he can leave. Zolton still in the casket with the lid shut. Cedrone pulls out a bag and lifts it up and puts it on the apron. He's smiling as he reaches into the bag and pulls out a hammer.. Billy: What is he doing!?Katta Pult: I have no idea!Cedrone pulls out a huge 8 inch stake and sets it and holds it on the lid of the casket and starts to hammer it in! Billy: WAIT A MINUTE!!Cedrone shoves the ref off and the officials telling Cedrone to stop! He hammers in a second stake on the other side and the crowd is cheering, and confused by this! Cedrone is smiling as he takes a third and fourth stake and hammers them into the lid too! Katta Pult: THIS IS VICIOUS!!Billy: CEDRONE IS DONE WITH THIS RIVALRY! THEY'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR MONTHS! BACK AND FORTH! AND TONIGHT CEDRONE IS DONE!He hammers in one more stake and then jumps up to the top of the casket and poses on it! The crowd cheers for Cedrone, but some smarks cheer even louder for the dark, vicious, wild stunt! Billy: HE CANT BREATHE IN THERE!!Katta Pult: THIS IS NOT GOOD!The officials telling Cedrone to get off and he finally jumps down and heads up the ramp as his music hits.. Billy: CEDRONE WALKS AWAY TONIGHT! Katta Pult: HE SURVIVED THE CASKET MATCH!! Cedrone poses at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes crazy one more time! Billy: MY GOD! WHAT A CASKET FIGHT!We fade out as the officials and more from the back reach the casket trying to open it up. Cedrone just smiles and walks through the curtain.
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