The Finale of Monday Night Clash RIVALS
Pasternak has a #1 Contender.. announcement!
The crowd buzzes as we come back to Clash and Pasternaks music hits and the crowd erupts!
Billy: Well, here we go!! Alexander Pasternak is going to announce a #1 contender for Dandy Divito to face at Battlebowl!
Chris Avery: He looks as if he's made a decision! This should be good, Billy!Pasternak gets into the ring and grabs a microphone as his music shuts off.
Pasternak puts the microphone to his mouth but DiVito's music hits and the crowd boos as Pasternak drops his gaze and DiVito comes straight out of the curtain and walks right down the ramp with the Heavyweight Championship above his head. He doesn't slow down, he just continues walking around the ring and then around the second post and stops at the announcers desk..
Billy: Oh, God damn it.Dandy pulls up a chair and sits next to Billy.
Chris Avery: We are now joined by record breaking, four time World Champion Dandy DiVito!Dandy DiVito: Hey fellas. Glad Billy got his shit together after whatever the fuck that shit was earlier…The music fades again and Alexander Pasternak puts the microphone back to his mouth.
Alexander Pasternak: Tonight, I'm going to announce what we're going to do next to determine the #1 contender for Dandy DiVito and his World Championship… however, before we do that.. I must ask for the Vanguard to join me in the ring, right now!The crowd erupts before a few beats hit and then finally Vanguard music hits and the crowd pops a second time! Vanguard make their way through the curtain, a little tension between the two, still.
Billy: Downfall lost that World Championship last week at Revolution 5, but make no mistake, he's had one of the best winning percentages since Halloween!Dandy DiVito: So Pasternak’s big surprise is two dipshits I already beat? Ha! Cool!We see Dandy and he just stares into the ring as Dionysus and Downfall get into the ring and pace around as their music fades.
Alexander Pasternak: Now, I'm going to trust you guys NOT to lay a hand on any opponent in this ring.. because next, I'd like to introduce Affluenza down here, right now!The crowd boos as The Affluenza logo appears and Jill Park and Regan Voorhees walk right out through the curtain and head down the ramp. Pasternak is mouthing to Vanguard to stay in one corner as they approach the ring.
Dandy DiVito: AND those busted gashes? Jesus. Is he just tryin’ ta make my fourth reign the longest in history?!Downfall is biting at his lips wanting to rip their heads off. Dionysus stands near Downfall to calm him down.
The music fades as both tag teams are on opposite sides of the ring.
Alexander Pasternak: Okay, lets get down to business. The crowd buzzes.
Alexander Pasternak: On February 28th, Monday Night Clash will take place in Atlantic City, New Jersey and we're going to call it Casino Night!The crowd pops!
Alexander Pasternak: And on that night, we're going to have a #1 contender match to determine who will face Dandy DiVito on March 14th's Battlebowl. The Battlebowl Championship match will be special.. because it'll be the FINAL Championship match before Evolution 5...The crowd buzzes HOT!
Alexander Pasternak: So that's right, whoever is Champion after Battlebowl.. will be defending the World Championship in the main event of Evolution 5!The crowd pops!
Alexander Pasternak: Now, for that special Casino Night #1 contender match.. The crowd buzzes..
Alexander Pasternak: I'm going to have a Casino Night #1 Contendership Ladder Match!The crowd ERUPTS!
Alexander Pasternak: .. And in that match we'll see Regan Voorhees.. take on Downfall!The crowd pops!
Billy: Wow! Alright! Regan takes on Downfall in a ladder match to determine the #1 contender!Dandy DiVito: HAHAHAHA! I already beat both of ‘em! This is great!Dionysus props Downfall up as Park smiles with Regan..
Alexander Pasternak:.. and Dionysus!Dandy DiVito: EVEN BETTER! HAHA!Billy: WHAT?!Alexander Pasternak: .. AND JILL PARK!Dandy DiVito: IS THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS?!Chris Avery: WHOA!! ITS A FOUR WAY MATCH!!Billy: VANGUARD VS AFFLUENZA IN A LADDER MATCH TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO DANDY DIVITO!Affluenza and Vanguard step closer to brawling but Pasternak stands between them still...
Alexander Pasternak: I'm not done! I have a few surprises, still!The crowd buzzes... "Angry Heart" by Otherwise hits and the crowd boos as Carter Shaw walks out through the curtain onto the stage.
Dandy DiVito: What the fuck is this shit?!Park turns and lunges towards the ropes but Regan keeps her back as Carter Shaw walks down the ramp..
Billy: Wait! is Carter Shaw in the match too?!Dandy DiVito: No! FUCK NO!Chris Avery: I think that’s what Pasternak is saying!We hear Dandy tear off his headset and throw it at the table as Carter Shaw gets into the ring and leans into a turnbuckle while his music fades..
Alexander Pasternak: Yes! The Casino Night Ladder match will feature Regan Voorhees, Downfall, Dionysus, Jill Park and Carter Shaw!The crowd pops as Park is trying to talk trash towards Shaw but Shaw is all smiles adjusting his cool jacket.
Alexander Pasternak: .. And..The crowd buzzes as Pasternak smiles and everyone in the ring stops and looks right at the curtain when..
KING appears on the ActionTron!
Billy: OOHHH MYYYY GOODDD!!Everyone in the ring tightens up and is ready for a fight as "Omerta" by Lamb of God hits and Corey Black emerges from the curtain..
Billy: COREY BLACK!! THE KING OF ALL WRESTLERS!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT WHAT A MATCH THIS IS GOING TO BE!!Corey Black makes it down the ramp and onto the stairs and pulls himself into the ring...
Billy: THIS LADDER MATCH ON FEBRUARY 28th FROM ATLANTIC CITY IS GOING TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE!!Chris Avery: AND LOOK AT EVERYONE!! ITS A POWDER KEG AND ITS CLOSE TO EXPLODING!!Corey Black stands in a corner and to his left is Affluenza.. to his right is Vanguard.. and straight across the ring is Carter Shaw.. but Shaw seems to be thrown off like he didn't know about this surprise.. Park still wanting to kill Shaw.. Vanguard trying to coach/calm each other...
Alexander Pasternak: This will be the Casino Night Ladder Match on February 28th.. the winner will receive the #1 contendership to face Dandy DiVito for his World Championship at Battlebowl in March... but..The crowd buzzes..
Alexander Pasternak: .. One more surprise!Everyone looks shocked..
“Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger hits the airwaves!
The crowd ERUPTS!
Billy: WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!Chris Avery: OHHH SAY IT AINT TRUEE!!!Johnny Bacchus appears on the stage through the curtain..
Billy: JOHNNY BACCHUS IS BACK!! JOHNNY BACCHUS IS BACKKKKKKKKK!!Bacchus has his hands in his tight jeans pocket and soaks in the crazy cheers!
Chris Avery: THE OBNOXIOUS ONE!! JOHNNY BACCHUS IS BACK!! AND HES IN THE #1 CONTENDER MATCH!? OHHH MY GOD!!!Bacchus gets into the ring as his music stops and the crowd is on their feet..
Billy: HOLYY SHITFIREEEEE!!Bacchus walks right up to Downfall and they go face to face!
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!!Bacchus turns and just smashes Regan in the head with a right hand!!
Billy: ITS EXPLODING!!Everyone starts brawling and Pasternak gets the FUCK out of the ring! Corey Black is throwing right hands as Park and Shaw start brawling with him!!
Dionysus is grabbing Bacchus but Bacchus hits a back elbow! Downfall grabs Regan and they start trading blows too!
Chris Avery: AND LOOK AT OUR WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT HERE ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!Dandy is standing on top of the table and is smiling as everyone is still brawling!
Billy: CASINO NIGHT IS IN A FEW WEEKS!! THESE 7 WILL COMPETE IN A LADDER MATCH TO FIGHT DANDY FOR THE WORLD TITLE.. AND ITS THE LAST WORLD TITLE MATCH UNTIL EVOLUTION FIVE!!Chris Avery: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW!!Billy: WE'RE OUT OF TIME ON MONDAY NIGHT CLASH RIVALS!!Dandy is still standing on the announce table just smiling wide with his Championship belt on his shoulder..
The graphic appears..
Bacchus is swinging at Dionysus as Shaw and Park are brawling in the corner and Regan is now shoving Downfall into the turnbuckles!
Monday Night Clash RIVALS is off the air.