Papito vs. Addy A vs. Roddy Zalez vs. Teo Blaze(c)
Jimmy Garcia: Ohhh boy, it's time for the Cruiserweight Championship match and it's a four way match, Katta!Katta Pult: This four way match is NOT an elimination match, Jimmy, just wanted to remind you!Jimmy Garcia: Good call!The accoustic guitar of the old NWO music hits and the LWO graphic appears and Papito comes jumping up and down through the curtain and he poses on top of the ramp as the crowd boos him. Ethan Miller introduces him as Papito comes out headbanging and air-guitar'ing. He slides into the ring and runs over to the turnbuckles and jumps up on the middle turnbuckle and poses with his arms out and headbangs again.
He jumps back down and poses again in the middle of the ring and he's fully prepared for whats to come."
Jimmy Garcia: Papito and Riddler attacked Void last week on CruiserClash and injured him.. Bunga let Papito take his spot!Katta Pult: Not exactly fair, I mean you just attack someone and take their spot for a title match? Makes no sense!The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk.
As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away.
Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!
Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos.
Jimmy Garcia: Roddy lost his opportunity, but I made a gaf at the end of CruiserClash and shared false information! Because of that Bunga allowed him in!Katta Pult: It's never good to share false information.. looking at you Pat McAfee and Aaron Rodgers!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.
"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive
/ Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"
Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.
"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge
/ I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"
She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.
"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't
/ Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"
Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.
"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand
/ You could lose a hand, you could lose a"
When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand.
Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Heres the former Cruiserweight Champion, one of the best on CruiserClash, Addy A is ready for a fight!Katta Pult: The bad bitch is ready to become Champion again!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message:
Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set.
Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match.
DING DING DING
Roddy and Papito attack Teo as soon as he gets into the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: We're starting off hot!!They whip Teo to the ropes and hit a double back body drop and Teo crashes down!
Addy hits a double clothesline on Papito and Roddy sending them down! Roddy stumbles back up and Addy hits a spinning back elbow knocking Roddy down! Papito goes for a clothesline but Addy ducks and he bounces off the ropes and Addy hits a side belly to belly suplex! She covers but Papito kicks out at one and Addy is right back up and hits a spinebuster on Papito!
Jimmy Garcia: DAMN!! ADDY A IS ON FIRE!Addy gets up and clotheslines Roddy over the top rope to the outside!
Katta Pult: Roddy crashes outside!Addy A hits the ropes and returns with a baseball slide dropkick through the ropes and misses! She lands on the mats but Roddy kicks her in the stomach and then jumps into the air and hits a jumping DDT right on the outside!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A DDT!Roddy slides into the ring and Teo picks him up but Roddy hits a leg scissor takedown taking Teo right down and sending him to the corner! Roddy sizes him up and shoots across towards him but Teo bursts out of the corner and hits a slingblade sending Roddy down!
Papito is up and Teo hits a slingblade on Papito taking him down!
Teo hits up to his feet and hits the ropes and charges across the ring and front flips over the ropes and lands on Addy who just got to her feet and crashes down on Addy!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A PLANCHA FROM TEO!!Teo gets up and fists pumps but Papito springboards to the top rope and flies into the air and crashdowns on Teo taking him down!!
Katta Pult: Holy Guacamole!! What a flying Papito!Papito, Teo and Addy get up and brawl at the bottom of the ramp and Roddy is up.. he charges across the ring and springboards to the top rope..
AND HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS AND CRASHES DOWN ON EVERYONE!!
Katta Pult: A SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM RODDY ZALEZ!!Jimmy Garcia: OH MYYYY!! THESE FOUR CRUISERWEIGHTS LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE!!Roddy throws Papito into the ring and Roddy goes to slide in but Teo grabs Roddy and pulls him out and throws him into the railing! Papito stands back up as Teo springboards from the apron to the top rope and hits a springboard crossbody!
Jimmy Garcia: Has him!One!
Two!
Papito kicks out! Teo is back on his feet and ducks Papitos attack and grabs Papito and whips him into the corner turnbuckles and then hits a spinning back kick to the opponents head knocking him down!
Katta Pult: The Habenero Hurricane!Teo pins!
One!
Two!
Addy pulls Teo out of the ring and throws him into the ring post! She slides in!
Papito gets up and Addy shoves Papito back into the ropes and he comes whipped back and Addy hits the superkick!!
Jimmy Garcia: HEARTLESS!!Katta Pult: IT COULD BE OVER!!Addy covers Papito and hooks the legs!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Papito kicks out!! Just got a shoulder up!!
Papito gets to his feet and shoves Addy into the corner but Papito turns around and Addy superkicks him in the stomach!!
Addy grabs Papito and bulldogs him down! Addy is up and hits the split legged leg drop!
Jimmy Garcia: THE AUSSIE KISS!!ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-
RODDY PULLS ADDY OUT OF THE RING!!
Addy slaps Roddy but Roddy knees her in the stomach and then whips her into the steel steps!
Papito is in the corner and Roddy rushes over and just hits a bronco buster!!
Jimmy Garcia: THE BRONCO BUSTER!!Roddy taunts as some of the smarks go crazy and Papito crawls out of the corner and kneels up and Roddy just hits the knee trembler!!
Katta Pult: WAKE ME UP!!Roddy pins Papito!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
PAPITO GETS A LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Jimmy Garcia: ITS NOT OVER YET!Katta Pult: OH MAN!!Roddy doesn't waste any time and just goes right to the ropes and slaps the turnbuckles as he gets the crowd hype.. Papito crawls towards the middle of the ring and Roddy leaps off with a knee drop to the back!!
Jimmy Garcia: FROM ME TO YOUUUU!!Papito rolls over as Roddy pins!
ONE!!
TWO!!
ADDY AND TEO FROM OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING BREAK UP THE COUNT!!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS MATCH JUST WON'T END!!Katta Pult: POOR PAPITO!Papito rolls to the corner as Addy, Roddy and Teo lift up ... Teo hits a right hand on Addy, Roddy hits a right hand on Teo! Addy hits a right hand on Roddy! Finally they all start throwing as many punches as they could!
Teo shoves Roddy out of the way and hits a superkick! Roddy goes down but Addy hits a superkick on Teo!
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERKICK!!Papito hits a superkick out of desparation on Addy knocking her down!
Katta Pult: THE SUPERKICK PARTY!!Papito stumbles into the corner turnbuckles and is barely hanging on but he climbs up the turnbuckles..
Jimmy Garcia: Everyone else is down! Papito going up top!Papito stands up on the top rope and leaps off and hits a huge legdrop on Addy A!!
Katta Pult: The BIG DADDY BOMB!!Papito covers Addy A!
ONE!!
TWO!!
ADDY KICKS OUT!!
The crowd cheers as Papito crawls to the other corner and pulls himself to his feet. Papito climbs up to the turnbuckles on the other side of the ring..
Jimmy Garcia: What is he doing!?Papito leaps off again with another top rope leg drop but this time on Roddy!!
Katta Pult: ANOTHER BIG DADDY BOMB!!He covers Roddy!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-
RODDY KICKS OUT!!
Katta Pult: RODDY KICKS OUT OF PAPITOS LEG DROP TOO!!Papito crawls to the corner on the other side of the ring and starts to pull himself up..
Jimmy Garcia: Going for a third straight top rope leg drop?!Papito stands up on the top rope and leaps off AND HITS THE THIRD LEG DROP ON TEO!!
Katta Pult: THE THIRD BIG DADDY BOMB!!ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-
TEO KICKS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: PAPITO CAN'T GET IT DONE ON THREE LEG DROPS, ONE FOR EACH CRUISERWEIGHT!Papito slaps the mat in frustration as Addy is back on her feet and she hits a spinkick to the gut of Papito bending him forward and Roddy leaps in the air and hits a fameasser on the back of Papito!
Jimmy Garcia: Papito back down again!Roddy and Addy trade blows before Roddy hits a hurricanrana!
ONE!!
TWO!
ADDY KICKS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!Roddy is back on his feet and lines Addy up but Addy catches him with his boot and pops him into the air and goes for a powerbomb BUT RODDY FLIPS FORWARD AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OF HIS OWN!!
HE HAS ADDY PINNED!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THR-
ADDY KICKS OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHH MY I THOUGHT RODDY HAD IT WON! I THOUGHT RODDY WAS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Roddy gets up and grabs Addy and kicks her in the gut to kneel her back down and hits the ropes but Teo crashes into Roddy with a shotgun dropkick sending Roddy stumbling back through the ropes to the apron! Teo gets up and Addy hits a back body drop on Teo!
Addy turns around and Roddy springboards to the top rope and into the air but Addy catches him on her shoulders and hits a death valley driver!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH!!Teo is up and hits a kick to Addy and goes to hit the ropes but she grabs him by the waistline on the trunks and pulls him back and hits a German suplex!
Katta Pult: ADDY IS FIRING UP!Teo rolls to the corner as Addy shoots over and knees him in the head! She bursts out of that same corner and hits a clothesline on Roddy flipping him into the air!
Jimmy Garcia: OHHH HERE WE GO!!Addy fires up, shakes the ropes and its looking to be over!
Papito stumbles up and Addy just hits that fucking STUNNER!
Jimmy Garcia: TENDERIZER ON PAPITO!!Papito backflips into the air and crash lands on the canvas! Addy goes to cover..
BUT RODDY JUMPS ON HER WITH A SUPER STOMP!!
Jimmy Garcia: OUT OF NOWHERE!!Roddy picks up Addy and shitcans her out of the ring!
Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Roddy turns around and BLAZING KNEE FROM TEO!!
Jimmy Garcia: SHITFIRE!! I HAD TO STEAL IT FROM BILLY!!Roddy crash lands on the canvas as Teo gets up and pins Papito!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
DING DING FING
Jimmy Garcia: TEO WINS!! TEO IS STILL THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Addy slides in but it's too late and Teo stands up to his feet as Papito rolls to a corner.. Teo is handed his Cruiserweight title and holds it up to a big ovation!
Katta Pult: The blazing one did it again! Teo is still our Champion but what a match we saw from these four! Even Papito! I loved it! Jimmy Garcia: Teo is going to be hard to knock off!Just then the ActionTron cuts on with white noise and Teos music stops. Everyone is holding their ears as the lights flicker... then go down but the ActionTron lights up with 1990's style text..
PLEASE STAND BY
The ActionTron goes out and the arena is pitch black!
Jimmy Garcia: What is this?! What is going on?Katta Pult: I don't know!We hear some ruffling, we hear the ring, we hear some movement...
The lights come back on.. and Teo is out cold in the middle of the ring.. Papito is out on the other side of the ring.. Roddy and Addy both laid out too..
Jimmy Garcia: What the?!Then the spotlights hit four individuals on the stage smiling and waving towards the crowd... the ActionTron lights up with the font
"THE WALKERS"They just keep smiling and waving but the crowd isn't booing, isn't cheering.. are totally confused.
The Walkers are all arm in arm as they smile at each other real big and smile out at the crowd. Waving as if they just did a great deed.
Jimmy Garcia: Did they.. attack everyone in the ring?!Katta Pult: I dont know! The lights were out!They keep waving and smiling.. and we're all confused.
We fade to the next segment.