Post by Action Reel on Jan 18, 2022 1:40:18 GMT -5
Lets Finish Clash!
Suddenly, Downfall comes stumbling out of the curtain, as three figures are chasing after him. They're wearing black clothing with hoods, but unlike the duo that attacked at the beginning of the show, we can now see their identities as their hoods are down, and we can recognize Lazer Johnson, Slamson, and MosCOW again! They are all beating Downfall with pipes and bats as he is on all fours at the top of the stage, halfway out of his leather jacket and already showing bruises from multiple shots.
Chris Avery: What the hell- WHAT IS THIS??
Billy: They're mugging the champ!
Downfall goes rolling down the ramp as a particularly stiff kick to the ribs from Lazer Johnson catches him.
Chris Avery: Well, ever since Regan announced she placed a big bounty on Downfall's head tonight for $60,000, Downfall and Dionysus have been having to keep their head on a swivel backstage.
Billy: I'll tell ya what happened, money is the root of all evil! It's got these boys feeling froggy, because they really need a payday that they ain't getting from house shows... $60,000 is a whole lotta schmeckels to leave on the table!
Downfall rids himself of the vest, but keeps crawling towards the ring, grabbing hold of the apron to pull himself up. MosCOW, in revenge for the earlier shot into the Pepsi machine, comes charging in and lays into Downfall's midsection with a shot from a pipe. Downfall groans and keels over.
Chris Avery: This isn't right, someone needs to come help him!
Billy: Where the hell is Dionysus??
The camera switches backstage to show the shower room, with the forklift parked in front of the door that opens out, blocking it so it won't open. The door is rattling and banging as if someone is slamming into it, and you can hear Dionysus yelling from within, but he can't move the forklift. The camera switches back to ringside.
Chris Avery: THIS WAS A DAMN SETUP!!
Slamson rolls Downfall into the ring, and the three attackers, sensing their payday for crippling the AW champ is near, circle him in the ring. Lazer Johnson steps up, holding a bat overhead and attempting to bring it crashing down between Downfall's shoulder blades, is suddenly stopped by a desperate punch to the gut from Downfall. Downfall, fighting from underneath, begins firing away shots at Lazer Johnson, and he begins fighting his way to his feet, throwing right hands. Despite the bruises and the bleeding from multiple contusions, Downfall snarls, like a predator surrounded by scavengers. He hits Lazer Johnson so hard he goes stumbling a few steps away. Then, Slamson comes feeding in behind him with his pipe, and Downfall flares a hard elbow out, catching Slamson. Slamson falls backwards. Downfall kicks out, hitting an advancing MosCOW as well and making him double over and drop his pipe. Downfall picks up the pipe, grips it like a baseball bat, and hammers a home run off Lazer Johnson's head as he turns around. Lazer falls back, and rolls out of the ring.
Chris Avery: Downfall is fighting back against the numbers game!!
Downfall is momentarily distracted, as the ActionTron is playing video of Dionysus trapped in the shower room behind the forklift, but since help isn't able to come he knows he's on his own. Slamson staggers forwards, and Downfall drops him with a superkick. Slamson falls like a stone, and he rolls away.
Chris Avery: Beast Kick!
Billy: Ya know, I'm sure the last one left will thank Downfall, if he gets his check from Regan he won't have to split it three ways!
MosCOW fires away at Downfall, clubbing him over the back and beating his down. Downfall grits his teeth, hisses and arches his back in pain. MosCOW clubs him again and again, and goes to lift Downfall up by his hair. However, Downfall then gets underneath him and hoists him up with a firemans carry. Staggering just a little under the weight and fatigued from the multiple weapons shots, covered in bruises, Downfall still can be seen with a stoic expression of pure gunslinger fury. He drops onto his back and drops MosCOW onto his knees, and MosCOW flies off the Godkiller, rolling away a few feet. Downfall, wincing in pain, pulls himself up on the ropes. He stares down at the fallen bounty hunters, and he lets out a bestial yell.
Chris Avery: Downfall sending a message to Regan! It doesn't matter what trick she tries to pull! It doesn't matter who she pays off! When Downfall gets to her there will be hell to pay!
Downfall is still motioning to the crowd that he wants Regan and yelling her name when Jill Park comes behind him, holding the AW World Heavyweight title belt. Downfall turns around, into a sickening belt shot right off the skull! Downfall looks dazed, and his head turns, and he falls to the ground. He begins bleeding from the forehead. Jill Park stands over Downfall, holding the AW World title belt up, as Regan Voorhees can be seen climbing in the ring as well! Regan is smiling coldly, and applauding.
Chris Avery: DAMMIT!! NO!! JILL AND REGAN!! AFFLUENZA ARE HERE TO PICK THE BONES!
Billy: THEY SET ALL THIS UP! THEY TRAPPED DION IN THAT SHOWER ROOM! REGAN PULLED THE STRINGS AND PLAYED THEM LIKE A HARP SOLO!!
Jill Park lays the World Title belt right in front of Downfall, and Downfall, his eyes glazed over, touches his forehead as he rolls over. He has a thousand mile stare as he sees how much he's bleeding. Jill waits for Downfall to crawl slowly onto all fours, and he is positioned so his face is inches above the AW World Heavyweight title belt... and Jill runs in, lifts her foot up, and STOMPS down, driving Downfall's heavily bleeding face right onto the faceplate of the title with a Curb Stomp!!
Chris Avery: NO! DAMMIT NO!!
Billy: SOMEBODY STOP THIS!
Chris Avery: CANCEL CULTURE! RIGHT ONTO THE TITLE! DOWNFALL'S BLOOD IS RUNNING ONTO THE GOLD OF THE TITLE!
As Downfall is laid out on the title belt, a bloody mess, Jill Park looks over at Regan, who is giddy with delight. Jill smiles as well, and she goes over to Downfall's boot, gripping his foot and grapevining down. She twists his foot sideways with an evil glare, yelling for Downfall to tap out. Downfall writhes in pain and flails his arms, but he can't do anything about it. Referees are running down to the ring, trying to pull at Jill's arms. Jill twists the ankle lock on for more excruciating moments.
Chris Avery: Ladies and gentlemen what we've witnessed tonight is absolutely sick. Jill and Regan have dissected the AW World Champion, and they're laughing about it.
Jill is finally pulled away from the hold by referees, and they help Downfall over to the ropes. Downfall is bloody and battered from a dozen wounds, and he's groaning and holding his leg. On the other side of the ring, Regan looks over at Jill, who is standing up and Regan discusses how appreciative she is of Jill's work. Regan shakes Jill's hand, and then holds it up, in a show of solidarity. The crowd boo's loudly. Regan takes out her checkbook, and hands a check to Jill, who holds the check up to the camera with a gleeful expression on her face.
Billy: And now Jill is celebrating like she just won the lottery.
Chris Avery: Despicable. Just despicable. The entire bounty was nothing more than an enticement for Downfall to be in this predicament. And Regan just gives the money to her partner.
The referees and trainers are attending to Downfall, who is holding his leg in the aisle, as Regan and Jill are holding their arms up and taking a bow in the ring, to a nuclear amount of heat from the crowd.
Chris Avery: This might just be one of the most vile, disgusting acts I've seen in a long time.
Pasternaks music hits and he appears on the stage and the crowd boos..
Billy: Our General Manager! What's he doing!?
Chris Avery: Pasternak is on the stage!
Alexander Pasternak: Stop! Earlier tonight, I was approached by two men who gave me some very valid points. Normally, I would have passed them off. The old me would have told them to get lost..
He takes a beat..
Alexander Pasternak: But this is 2022, this is the new me, and I said I was ready to take Clash to new heights. I'm done doing the vanilla, old, boring shit. Regan Voorhees, you want it? You got it! Downfall will defend the World Championship against Regan Voorhees at Revolution Five!
The crowd reacts.
Alexander Pasternak: But like I said, two individuals came to me earlier today.. The DiVitos..
The crowd reacts once more!
Alexander Pasternak: Downfall will be defending in a triple threat match! Regan Voorhees AND Dandy DiVito will challenge!
Pasternak drops the microphone as Affluenza turns towards Pasternak to talk trash BUT ..
Billy: OH SHITFIRE!!
DANDY AND RICHARD DROP AFFLUENZA WITH CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK!!
Billy: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM!!
Chris Avery: AND DANDYS FACE SAYS IT ALL!! THE SMILE OF A SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH!! WITH ALL THE DRAMA OF REGAN AND DOWNFALL.. I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE THE VIOLENT SIDE OF DANDY DIVITO ONCE MORE!!
Billy: NEVER CROSS A DIVITO!
Chris Avery: WHAT HAPPENS ON CLASH NEXT WEEK!? TONIGHT REGAN SET OUT A BOUNTY ON DOWNFALLS HEAD AND ALL OF IT WAS TOPPED BY DANDY DIVITO!
Billy: SEE YA NEXT WEEK, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
DANDY AND RICHARD DROP AFFLUENZA WITH CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK!!
Billy: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM!!
Chris Avery: AND DANDYS FACE SAYS IT ALL!! THE SMILE OF A SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH!! WITH ALL THE DRAMA OF REGAN AND DOWNFALL.. I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE THE VIOLENT SIDE OF DANDY DIVITO ONCE MORE!!
Billy: NEVER CROSS A DIVITO!
Chris Avery: WHAT HAPPENS ON CLASH NEXT WEEK!? TONIGHT REGAN SET OUT A BOUNTY ON DOWNFALLS HEAD AND ALL OF IT WAS TOPPED BY DANDY DIVITO!
Billy: SEE YA NEXT WEEK, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!