Post by Robby Bigg Dick on Dec 12, 2021 14:33:31 GMT -5
Yo let me tell you a fuckin' Christmas story for this dumbfuck called Z, my guys.. this a story of the 9 reindeer originally and how Santa only use 8 now! Sit around, sit around. Alright, listen the fuck up.
There was this heavyset fat mother fucker called Santa, right? Everybody loved Santa, Santa was the fuckin' shit, he repp'd his hood and always put his thang down ya know? He fuckin came through on every fucking promise he ever made, he never let them fucking kids down. He was getting ready for another year of Christmas, he had all his fucking little elves makin' all them fresh fuckin' toys. I'm talking brand new fucking bikes and shit, brand new fucking scooters for the boys and fuckin' hella Barbies and little dolls for the girls. And he even made fuckin' toys for kids who don't know if they're a boy or girl, or whatever cause fuckin' Santa love everybody ya know? Fucking Elves went into fucking work mode that year to make sure everybody gets something under their Christmas tree.
All them fuckin' kids is asleep, parents that didn't know if they could even afford food the next week or rent the next month they even went to sleep good cause Santa was fuckin' coming bros and he was ready for freshen some fucking lives up. Santa was ready to flip some shit upside down, he was going to make some poor kids rich, sad dudes happy, sick girls healthy he was fucking ready to deliver the best fucking Christmas ever. Santa read up and educated himself on all the social problems and stigmas of the world so he could fucking help everybody ya know? Santa was fuckin' ripping bros.
All them fuckin' kids is asleep, parents that didn't know if they could even afford food the next week or rent the next month they even went to sleep good cause Santa was fuckin' coming bros and he was ready for freshen some fucking lives up. Santa was ready to flip some shit upside down, he was going to make some poor kids rich, sad dudes happy, sick girls healthy he was fucking ready to deliver the best fucking Christmas ever. Santa read up and educated himself on all the social problems and stigmas of the world so he could fucking help everybody ya know? Santa was fuckin' ripping bros.
He walks through the fuckin' Santa Workshop and says all his shit to the elves and man they're fucking gassed up, ya know? Elves are just fucking as exicted to deliver these fucking presents, they got hella monitors and shit in the back they're fucking ready they got their popcorn with melted marshmellows in it and shit and hot fucking coco ya know? They're fucking hyped. Santa does does his daps and mad respect and shit and the heal elf alvin is like bro you gotta roll and Santa is fuckin' ready. He looks over at his 9 reindeer and gives them their fucking coaching cause they're ready for fuckin' lift off yaknow?
He's like lets fuckin' smash on em Dasher and Dancer!
Let's fuckin get this in Prancer and Vixen!
He's like whaddup Cupid and Comet!
and Donner and Blitzen, lets fucking goooo!
Then he looks over at his 9th reindeer and he's like come on Zolton, lets fucking do this. And all of them fucking hype up, these reindeer is ready to fucking roll, they're teammed up, fucking hype. Except they all try to lift Santa and these presents up and they can't get off the fucking air cause Z.
Z is just like fuck this ya know? Like why must we do this tonight, like maybe we just make this a weekend long event or something, maybe some kids don't deserve gifts, ya know? Z really fuckin' lettin' Santa have it. This reindeer fuckin' ass steppin up to Santa and just slowin' him down. So Santa step off that sleigh and he has to make a decision. If Santa don't fuckin' leave in the next 2 minutes, theres millions of fucking good children, fuckin' sad parents about to wake up even more fuckin' sad cause their kids aint get shit under that tree ya heard? So Santa pacing back and forth and hes like lets fuckin' do this, Z, lets fuckin go, lets get in the air and deliver these gifts.
Z straight up look at Santa with his reindeer fuckin' face and shit and he like "Nah, Santa. Money over everthang."
Santa was straight fuckin fumin fire and shit bro. Santa was pissed. The reindeer couldn't fuckin' believe he said that to Santa straight up. So like Santa had to make a choice ya know?
Santa unhooks Z from the sleigh and he like bro, Z we got issues my man. Z like nah no issues at all and Santa just hit Z in the throat with a right hand! I knew Santa glove was fuckin' loaded right?
Santa hit a right to the side of Zolton head, and another left. You think the other reindeer step in for Z ya know this Santa on Reindeer crime and shit but nah, they fuckin knew Z was wrong for that shit and they let that motherfucker fry. Santa picks him up and twists him down and just snaps Z's neck right there on the roof of the Santa workshop and Alvin is like Santa I will clean this shit up you gotta go.
Santa looks at the other reindeer and ya Comet is like look dawg, that shit HAD to happen, Z was fuckin' up for days, mad days and you took care of him ya know?
Santa took that as a sign of respect with reindeer and he was forever in their kliq ya know? Anyways, Santa took that sleigh and those fuckin' gifts and he fuckin unloaded on the world that night and everyone was fucking happy everyone was fucking stacked up with gifts and happiness.
Santa pulled it off and it was known as one of the most coolest fuckin' poppin xmas fuckin' ever and Santa did that ya know?
As for Z? He fuckin' straight up died due to neck injuries. Alvin saw him bleed out on the roof workshop and that shit was it ya know? He was done. And that's why Santa only have 8 reindeer and not 9. Cause one of them was a fucking asshole.
So my point? Z about to get his ass kicked on Clash cause he's an asshole. Merry Christmas, Z, you fucking pussy ass bitch, you's about to get fucking destroyed bitch. I'ma break your neck.
He's like lets fuckin' smash on em Dasher and Dancer!
Let's fuckin get this in Prancer and Vixen!
He's like whaddup Cupid and Comet!
and Donner and Blitzen, lets fucking goooo!
Then he looks over at his 9th reindeer and he's like come on Zolton, lets fucking do this. And all of them fucking hype up, these reindeer is ready to fucking roll, they're teammed up, fucking hype. Except they all try to lift Santa and these presents up and they can't get off the fucking air cause Z.
Z is just like fuck this ya know? Like why must we do this tonight, like maybe we just make this a weekend long event or something, maybe some kids don't deserve gifts, ya know? Z really fuckin' lettin' Santa have it. This reindeer fuckin' ass steppin up to Santa and just slowin' him down. So Santa step off that sleigh and he has to make a decision. If Santa don't fuckin' leave in the next 2 minutes, theres millions of fucking good children, fuckin' sad parents about to wake up even more fuckin' sad cause their kids aint get shit under that tree ya heard? So Santa pacing back and forth and hes like lets fuckin' do this, Z, lets fuckin go, lets get in the air and deliver these gifts.
Z straight up look at Santa with his reindeer fuckin' face and shit and he like "Nah, Santa. Money over everthang."
Santa was straight fuckin fumin fire and shit bro. Santa was pissed. The reindeer couldn't fuckin' believe he said that to Santa straight up. So like Santa had to make a choice ya know?
Santa unhooks Z from the sleigh and he like bro, Z we got issues my man. Z like nah no issues at all and Santa just hit Z in the throat with a right hand! I knew Santa glove was fuckin' loaded right?
Santa hit a right to the side of Zolton head, and another left. You think the other reindeer step in for Z ya know this Santa on Reindeer crime and shit but nah, they fuckin knew Z was wrong for that shit and they let that motherfucker fry. Santa picks him up and twists him down and just snaps Z's neck right there on the roof of the Santa workshop and Alvin is like Santa I will clean this shit up you gotta go.
Santa looks at the other reindeer and ya Comet is like look dawg, that shit HAD to happen, Z was fuckin' up for days, mad days and you took care of him ya know?
Santa took that as a sign of respect with reindeer and he was forever in their kliq ya know? Anyways, Santa took that sleigh and those fuckin' gifts and he fuckin unloaded on the world that night and everyone was fucking happy everyone was fucking stacked up with gifts and happiness.
Santa pulled it off and it was known as one of the most coolest fuckin' poppin xmas fuckin' ever and Santa did that ya know?
As for Z? He fuckin' straight up died due to neck injuries. Alvin saw him bleed out on the roof workshop and that shit was it ya know? He was done. And that's why Santa only have 8 reindeer and not 9. Cause one of them was a fucking asshole.
So my point? Z about to get his ass kicked on Clash cause he's an asshole. Merry Christmas, Z, you fucking pussy ass bitch, you's about to get fucking destroyed bitch. I'ma break your neck.