Post by theefedpodcast on Dec 10, 2021 10:05:51 GMT -5
Darkness surrounds you.
Nothing can be seen when the camera comes into focus. We can hear the steady noise of liquid dripping a little ways away. Drip….drip….drip.
Eventually, the click-clacking of shoes against flooring begins faintly. Then becomes louder as the person draws near. As it reaches its loudest point, it also stops abruptly. Finally, we can hear the scratch of a match being struck. The small flame enters the bottom of our screen and slowly makes its way up to a wretched face. Pasty white skin seems to be pulled tightly across his skull as many parts appear to be sunken in. His medium-length brown hair is slicked straight back and at first, he’s expressionless. A smile creeps across his face as the flame now moves to the right side of the screen.
The gas light brightens up as we can see the space we’re in. It’s clearly nightime outside. We’re inside your typical living room, the man moves to two or three locations, lighting lamps along the way. On one wall we see a big screen TV, and soft blue paint. The man lays out across a leather sofa and looks towards the camera.
“I’ve really gotta get that leaky faucet fixed!”
The man smirks for the camera now.
“Helloooo it tis I, Vic-tor Timo-tei! I am very excited to share to all that I vill be taking part in my veeeery first vrestling match later on this month! Yes it tis true!”
He chuckles to himself before a look of realization crosses his face.
“Now Vic-Tor knows that many of you do not know my name, for I am new to the vrestling scene, but I assure all of you morta…ermmmm…. Vunderful people, that you vill get to know the true Vic-tor in short time.”
He changes posture. A much more serious tone.
“Now many people have started many rumors about “old man” Timotei. They say I can’t die, they say that I come from a faraway place, and they say that I am some kind of monster, some kind of…” He shutters at the thought. “Some kind of Vampire!”
Lightning strikes outside at that very moment. He relaxes a bit.
“Of course NONE of this is true…I came to ACTION Vrestling to show the vorld, that Vic-tor is no monster, Vic-tor is just a normal human being vith some quirky vays about him!”
The man leans forward in his large purple overcoat and reaches into a box on the coffee table.
“If I vere one of these creatures… one of these Vampires… vould I be able to do this?”
He pulls out a slice of pizza, it doesn’t appear to have any cheese, just lots and lots of red sauce. With a quick bite, he takes the end off the pizza and his eyes roll back into his head in pleasure.
“YUM! I love the pizza pie!”
He bumps the box with his foot and the large sticker becomes exposed “NO GARLIC!” Fumbling to close it up quickly and hide the sticker, Vic-tor quickly returns to his nonchalant demeanor.
“Nonetheless, I vill be entering the CruiserHavoc Rumble vith ACTION vrestling! A place where the best vrestlers in the vorld compete! I shall throw my name in the hat, and strive to come out on top! For Vic-tor is a man of the people, a man OF the people! I am just like you and you and you out there! So don’t listen to these disgusting rumors, instead, listen to the vords of the “Ageless” Vic-Tor Timotei. 2022 vill be the year that I leave my marks on the vrestling scene, as I go straight for the JUGULAR… “
His eyes light up with delight.
“You’ve been varned ACTION!”
Nothing can be seen when the camera comes into focus. We can hear the steady noise of liquid dripping a little ways away. Drip….drip….drip.
Eventually, the click-clacking of shoes against flooring begins faintly. Then becomes louder as the person draws near. As it reaches its loudest point, it also stops abruptly. Finally, we can hear the scratch of a match being struck. The small flame enters the bottom of our screen and slowly makes its way up to a wretched face. Pasty white skin seems to be pulled tightly across his skull as many parts appear to be sunken in. His medium-length brown hair is slicked straight back and at first, he’s expressionless. A smile creeps across his face as the flame now moves to the right side of the screen.
The gas light brightens up as we can see the space we’re in. It’s clearly nightime outside. We’re inside your typical living room, the man moves to two or three locations, lighting lamps along the way. On one wall we see a big screen TV, and soft blue paint. The man lays out across a leather sofa and looks towards the camera.
“I’ve really gotta get that leaky faucet fixed!”
The man smirks for the camera now.
“Helloooo it tis I, Vic-tor Timo-tei! I am very excited to share to all that I vill be taking part in my veeeery first vrestling match later on this month! Yes it tis true!”
He chuckles to himself before a look of realization crosses his face.
“Now Vic-Tor knows that many of you do not know my name, for I am new to the vrestling scene, but I assure all of you morta…ermmmm…. Vunderful people, that you vill get to know the true Vic-tor in short time.”
He changes posture. A much more serious tone.
“Now many people have started many rumors about “old man” Timotei. They say I can’t die, they say that I come from a faraway place, and they say that I am some kind of monster, some kind of…” He shutters at the thought. “Some kind of Vampire!”
Lightning strikes outside at that very moment. He relaxes a bit.
“Of course NONE of this is true…I came to ACTION Vrestling to show the vorld, that Vic-tor is no monster, Vic-tor is just a normal human being vith some quirky vays about him!”
The man leans forward in his large purple overcoat and reaches into a box on the coffee table.
“If I vere one of these creatures… one of these Vampires… vould I be able to do this?”
He pulls out a slice of pizza, it doesn’t appear to have any cheese, just lots and lots of red sauce. With a quick bite, he takes the end off the pizza and his eyes roll back into his head in pleasure.
“YUM! I love the pizza pie!”
He bumps the box with his foot and the large sticker becomes exposed “NO GARLIC!” Fumbling to close it up quickly and hide the sticker, Vic-tor quickly returns to his nonchalant demeanor.
“Nonetheless, I vill be entering the CruiserHavoc Rumble vith ACTION vrestling! A place where the best vrestlers in the vorld compete! I shall throw my name in the hat, and strive to come out on top! For Vic-tor is a man of the people, a man OF the people! I am just like you and you and you out there! So don’t listen to these disgusting rumors, instead, listen to the vords of the “Ageless” Vic-Tor Timotei. 2022 vill be the year that I leave my marks on the vrestling scene, as I go straight for the JUGULAR… “
His eyes light up with delight.
“You’ve been varned ACTION!”