Post by lazerjohnson on Dec 8, 2021 18:56:24 GMT -5
** PRE-RECORDED in front of the Action Wrestling Banner backstage at Cruiser Clash! ***
Lazer Johnson: Action Wrestling! Boy, oh boy! It’s good to be back! It’s your old pal, the Blazer and I’ll be coming at you live and at the speed of light on Sunday, December nineteenth at the annual Cruiser-weight Havoc Rumble! All of the best Cruiserweights from ALLLL over the world will be there. From Mexico to Japan. From Ghana to Germany. From Uzbekistan to Ukraine.
**Lazer thinks for a minute and continue like he never lost a beat nor his excited enthusiasm.**
Well, maybe not from Ukraine, but perhaps one of Ukraine’s estern neighbors.
**We flip to camera B as Lazer pivots direction to face the camera. **
The Rulers will be there, Keeton will be there, Karlie Nash and Azurine Vebbins. FLOP! HEYY!!! You can’t forget about FLOP! Teo Blaze. Roddy Zalez, The Lucha World Order, Heritage, The Gate Crashers and so many, many more! Its going to be a wild ride and I don’t want you to miss out! That's why All my little Blazers out there in the Lazer Blazer Brigade will receive one free Lazer Blazer Brigade decoder ring just for attending the event. And one lucky fan will get to have a meet and greet with me! To enter all you have to do is cheer, have fun and say the secret phrase:
“GO! BLAY-ZER GO!”
Together, with your help, faith and admiration I know we can go far and out last the competition to become to the NEW Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion! And if we don’t, don’t cry, children. Everything will be alright because we have each other and the Lazer Blazer Brigade will shine on strong as we go into 2022 at light speed!
But that’s not going to happen. The Blazer shall prevail against the darkness. Against the evils of the world for inside my heart beats the beating triumph of all the Blazers past, present and future. The Spirit of the Blazer consumes me as it radiates outward from all of you, collecting hope and decency from around the world and this wide universe of ours! Pour into me Blazers so that I may vanquish the enemies of Light and we can reign supreme as Action Wrestling Cruiserweight champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEW PEW POW POW
*Epic babyface pose *
Lazer Johnson: Action Wrestling! Boy, oh boy! It’s good to be back! It’s your old pal, the Blazer and I’ll be coming at you live and at the speed of light on Sunday, December nineteenth at the annual Cruiser-weight Havoc Rumble! All of the best Cruiserweights from ALLLL over the world will be there. From Mexico to Japan. From Ghana to Germany. From Uzbekistan to Ukraine.
**Lazer thinks for a minute and continue like he never lost a beat nor his excited enthusiasm.**
Well, maybe not from Ukraine, but perhaps one of Ukraine’s estern neighbors.
**We flip to camera B as Lazer pivots direction to face the camera. **
The Rulers will be there, Keeton will be there, Karlie Nash and Azurine Vebbins. FLOP! HEYY!!! You can’t forget about FLOP! Teo Blaze. Roddy Zalez, The Lucha World Order, Heritage, The Gate Crashers and so many, many more! Its going to be a wild ride and I don’t want you to miss out! That's why All my little Blazers out there in the Lazer Blazer Brigade will receive one free Lazer Blazer Brigade decoder ring just for attending the event. And one lucky fan will get to have a meet and greet with me! To enter all you have to do is cheer, have fun and say the secret phrase:
“GO! BLAY-ZER GO!”
Together, with your help, faith and admiration I know we can go far and out last the competition to become to the NEW Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion! And if we don’t, don’t cry, children. Everything will be alright because we have each other and the Lazer Blazer Brigade will shine on strong as we go into 2022 at light speed!
But that’s not going to happen. The Blazer shall prevail against the darkness. Against the evils of the world for inside my heart beats the beating triumph of all the Blazers past, present and future. The Spirit of the Blazer consumes me as it radiates outward from all of you, collecting hope and decency from around the world and this wide universe of ours! Pour into me Blazers so that I may vanquish the enemies of Light and we can reign supreme as Action Wrestling Cruiserweight champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEW PEW POW POW
*Epic babyface pose *