Least Expected International Ninja Day
Dec 1, 2021 5:55:14 GMT -5
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Post by Azurine Vebbins on Dec 1, 2021 5:55:14 GMT -5
A frumpish feminine figure fidgets about her future. She sports bubblegum pink frames, an oversized teal turtleneck, purple skirt which guards against gratuitous gawking of her gams, and sensible tan ballet flats. Azurine Vebbins steadies herself but wobbles while wrangling words.
Azurine Vebbins: I confess conflict when commentin’ on my cha-cha dis Sunday at Action Wrestlin’ Turmoil. Unless “Da Adorkable Angel” competes again some time ’round Christmas, December 5 shall be where my 2021 clashes wid culmination. Moreover, I’m Jenga-level jittery bein’ part of a Sears Center-stacked dance card. Deyr are twenty entertainin’ exhibitions followin’ mine. Every additional attraction increases da likelihood mine gets tuned out like subtle, stagnant radio silence. Wish deyr was static between Flop and I. Dat would generate buzz akin to bees pollinatin’ chrys-an-de-mums, y’know? Second City’s flower which one might expect as part of a victory bouquet. Reminds me how suplexin’ a bowtied buffoon counts as practice repetitions for my upcomin’ weddin’ reception. Now I’m ramblin’ louder dan da “L” Train. Ironic since I set out to celebrate International Ninja Day, right? Right. I hy-pod-e-size my adversary would appreciate me flailin’ and fall flat on my face. Will not happen even as we tussle, turn, and toil for less dan ten minutes. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” shall avert all attempts havin’ her salacious shoulders surrender to supine position. United Center’s not your house, Flop. Promontory Point blank, I’m flippin’ you durin’ our flamenco faster dan turndown service at Da Gwen. Par-en-det-ic-al-ly, it’s where my fabulous fiancée booked a beautiful boudoir for our Bad-tub Party afterwards. Hence, I must win via hittin’ a special spot. Doin’ so allows me to end my evenin’ on a high G-note and reminisce while washin’ up on how I wiped da floor wid a worrywart washout.
“Da Adorkable Angel” double blinks and giggles at the camera. Her fiancée, Corrie Layton, holds Azurine’s halo on her index finger. This explains why Vebbins wore a turtleneck as the collar has been embedded with an engagement ring.
Azurine Vebbins: I confess conflict when commentin’ on my cha-cha dis Sunday at Action Wrestlin’ Turmoil. Unless “Da Adorkable Angel” competes again some time ’round Christmas, December 5 shall be where my 2021 clashes wid culmination. Moreover, I’m Jenga-level jittery bein’ part of a Sears Center-stacked dance card. Deyr are twenty entertainin’ exhibitions followin’ mine. Every additional attraction increases da likelihood mine gets tuned out like subtle, stagnant radio silence. Wish deyr was static between Flop and I. Dat would generate buzz akin to bees pollinatin’ chrys-an-de-mums, y’know? Second City’s flower which one might expect as part of a victory bouquet. Reminds me how suplexin’ a bowtied buffoon counts as practice repetitions for my upcomin’ weddin’ reception. Now I’m ramblin’ louder dan da “L” Train. Ironic since I set out to celebrate International Ninja Day, right? Right. I hy-pod-e-size my adversary would appreciate me flailin’ and fall flat on my face. Will not happen even as we tussle, turn, and toil for less dan ten minutes. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” shall avert all attempts havin’ her salacious shoulders surrender to supine position. United Center’s not your house, Flop. Promontory Point blank, I’m flippin’ you durin’ our flamenco faster dan turndown service at Da Gwen. Par-en-det-ic-al-ly, it’s where my fabulous fiancée booked a beautiful boudoir for our Bad-tub Party afterwards. Hence, I must win via hittin’ a special spot. Doin’ so allows me to end my evenin’ on a high G-note and reminisce while washin’ up on how I wiped da floor wid a worrywart washout.
“Da Adorkable Angel” double blinks and giggles at the camera. Her fiancée, Corrie Layton, holds Azurine’s halo on her index finger. This explains why Vebbins wore a turtleneck as the collar has been embedded with an engagement ring.