Co-Main Event
Turmoil Tournament
Cruiserweight Superstar of the Year Award
Teo Blaze vs. Regan Voorhees
The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out...
REGAN VOORHEES
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias.
Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell.
Billy: Regan Voorhees now just one win away from Wrestler of the year, if she's to win this match and defeat Teo she becomes Cruiserweight Superstar of the Year! This could be her night!Chris Avery: Multiple Cruiserweight Championships, defeating Addy A her rival at Execution a month ago, Regan has done a lot in the Cruiser division in 2021!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message:
Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set.
Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match.
Billy: And Teo Blaze looks as ready as he's ever been! Multiple-time Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion this year, and he's just about defeated everyone who stood in front of him along side his teammate Andre Jenson as Two Gents!Chris Avery: And it's confirmed, it's official, at Turmoil regardless of this match's outcome, Teo will be in the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship match!DING DING DING
Regan and Teo come together in the middle of the ring as Teo extends his hand for a handshake!
Billy: Teo showing sport-She slaps the everliving fucking shit out of him!
Chris Avery: OH MY!!Teo is stunned and Regan hits a knife edge chop! A second knife edge chop! A third knife edge chop and whips Teo to the ropes and then hits a drop toe hold onto the canvas! Regan swirls over Teos body and paint brushes the back of his head! Teo gets to his feet but Regan hits an eye poke! Regan then hits a throat jab! Teo stumbles back towards the middle of the ring and Regan hits a jumping high knee knocking Teo down! Regan goes for the cover!
Teo doens't even let her cover before he's kicking out and stumbling to the corner. Teo kicks at Regan not once but twice! Teo goes for a right hand but Regan ducks and floats under his punch! Teo turns around and Regan drop toe holds him into the middle turnbuckle!
Billy: Ouch!Regan is up and jumps on the back of Teos head with a knee crushing it into the turnbuckles! Teo is holding his head as he stumbles up and Regan grabs the arm and smashes it down upon her knees as she takes a back bump! Teo rolls to his back holding his arm as Regan covers again!
One!
Teo kicks out as he rolls under the ropes to the apron to create some separation.
Chris Avery: Teo is smart here for getting a break!Billy: Regan in control and not letting up! Regan is out of the ring and Teo has no idea yet and he slumps off the apron holding his arm and throat. He turns around and Regan shoves Teo straight into the ring apron! Teo holds his ribs and back as Regan grabs the head of Teo and smashes it into the steel steps! Regan doesn't slow down as she spins Teo around and throws him directly into the ring post! Teo crashes down as Regan jumps onto the ring apron and taunts!
Billy: Oh come on! Regan Voorhees has all the momentum in this match up!Chris Avery: Regan not showing signs of slowing down!Teo is up as Regan comes up from behind and rolls him back into the ring! Regan jumps onto the apron and sizes Teo up from there. Teo comes at her though but Regan telegraphed it with a shoulder first into Teos ribcage! Regan jumps up and grabs Teos head and floats over the ropes and hits a standing/jumping CUTTER into the middle of the ring!
Billy: OH SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: HAVEN'T SEEN REGAN DO THAT BEFORE!Regan turns Teo over and covers!
One!
Tw-
Billy: Teo with a shoulder up!Regan is frustrated and locks Teo into a headlock! Regan wears Teo down to a kneeled stance as she locks on the head trying to get Teos breath to completely escape him. Regan is trash talking as she's got it locked on but Teos other arm is circling the troops!
Billy: Teo getting this crowd into it!Chris Avery: Teo has these fans getting hyped!Teo hits a punch to the ribcage of Regan! Another punch! He shoves Regan into the ropes and Regan comes back with a running lariat, but Teo ducks and hits a jumping spinning kick onto Regan!
Regan is knocked back! Teo hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline knocking Regan down!
Billy: TEO GETTING MOMENTUM!Teo sizes her up as she gets to her feet and rushes at her but Regan ducks underneath, and then locks on the CRUELTY FREE CHICKEN WING!!
Billy: THE CHICKEN WING!Chris Avery: FREE RANGE CHICKEN WING!!Billy: REGAN HAS IT LOCKED ON!!Teo is stumbling around trying to reach for the ropes but Regan is shaking violently locking it on and trying to get Teo to tap!
Billy: REGAN CAN MAKE HIM TAP RIGHT HERE!Teo hits a back elbow after breaking free! Teo goes for another wild clothesline but Regan ducks under it and then hits a backstabber! Teo goes down and Regan covers!
One!
Two!
Teo kicks out and rolls to the apron again!
Billy: TEO WITH A SHOULDER UP!Chris Avery: Regan Voorhees handling Teo in our main event here!Regan gets on the apron with Teo and she's signaling for the Hammerlock DDT onto the apron.
Billy: OH NO!Teo hits her a few times and gets out of it! He goes for a superkick but she blocks it with a foot of her own! Regan grabs Teo but he grabs her and just tosses her off the apron into the railing!
Billy: SHITFIRE!!Regan is stumbling to her feet as Teo flips off the apron and crashes down onto her with a lucha flip splash!
Billy: TEO TAKES DOWN REGAN!!Chris Avery: HE HAS HER UP!!Teo picks her up and rolls her into the ring! Teo jumps onto the apron and climbs the top rope!
Chris Avery: TEO ON THE TOP ROPE!Teo jumps off towards Regan BUT SHE CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A ONE-LEGGED CODEBREAKER!!
Billy: SHITFIRE!! BELLE RINGER!! TEOS OUT!!Teo bounces off her knee and straight to his back! He's fucking washed. Regan crawls over and covers!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THRE-
Billy: TEO WITH A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: TEO KICKS OUT!! TEO KICKS OUT!!Regan is pissed as she gets to her feet and tells the ref to fucking do as she says. The official argues back but she's heard enough of his bullshit, clearly. Regan goes over to Teo and helps him to his feet as he's stumbling back to the corner anyway. Regan hits another knife edge chop! She whips Teo to the other side of the rings turnbuckles where he crashes in back first and stays put!
Regan rushes across the ring and goes for a splash but Teo moves! Regan crashes into the turnbuckles!
Billy: BIG AIR TIME AND A MISS FROM REGAN!Teo stumbles a bit as Regan turns around and Teo just hauls off with a superkick!
Chris Avery: SUPERKICK!!Regan crashes into the turnbuckles but stays on her feet as she stumbles out and Teo hits A spinning back kick to Regan!!
Billy: THE HABANERO HURRICANE!!Regan crashes onto the canvas as Teo lands on his stomach a few feet away!
Chris Avery: TEO GOT HER WITH HIS KICK!! HE GOT HER WITH THE HURRICANE!!Billy: HE NEEDS TO COVER!Teo crawls over as the crowd is jumping up and down!
He puts an arm over!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Billy: REGAN KICKS OUT!!Chris Avery: ONLY A TWO COUNT!!The crowd can't believe it as Teo and Regan both on thier sides/backs in the middle of the ring. Both superstars trying to get to their feet.
The crowd is alive though as Teo gets up full of energy and hypes them up! Regan is up and Teo hits a kick to the midsection! A forearm! Another forearm sending her back into the corner!
Teo comes rushing in with a jumping forearm into the corner!
Billy: TEO WITH ALLLL THE ENERGY HERE TONIGHT!Teo rushes Regan into the other corner and she crashes into it but immediately comes out with a clothesline!
Teo ducks in and gets into the corner!
Regan turns around and Teo hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER!!
Billy: THE DESTROYER!!Chris Avery: SHES DONE! SHES OUT!Teo covers!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!
Billy: IS THAT IT?!The ref stops the count and notices Regan's pinky is on the bottom rope!!
Chris Avery: OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Teo lowers his head in disbelief but doesn't stay down for long as he's up and getting onto the top turnbuckles again..
Billy: What's he doing?! Where's he going!?Teo climbs up but Regan is up and hits a slap to the face!
The crowd ooohs and ahhs as Regan slaps him again!
Teo is stunned on the top rope and now Regan climbs up too!
Billy: What is she doing!?Chris Avery: This can't be good.. for either of them!!Regan climbs up and headbutts Teo and chops him as they're both now standing up slowly on the top turnbuckle! Teo is grabbing at Regan but she grabs an arm and clenches!
Billy: OH GOD NO!!Chris Avery: NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY!!Regan smiles as the crowd can't believe what she's about to do..
REGAN HITS THE TIGRESS SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Billy: HOLY SHIT!!Teo crashes down onto his head and neck in the middle of the ring!!
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD THE TIGRESS SUPLEX!!Billy: SHITFIRE TEO MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF!!Teo crashed, bounced and is out. Regan is holding her back from the bump as well but she turns over and crawls towards Teo..
Billy: NOT THIS WAY!!Chris Avery: HE MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN NECK!!Regan licks her lips as she rolls Teo over and just lays on him!
Billy: GOD DAMN IT!!ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!
Billy: WHAT?! WHAT?!Chris Avery: TEO KICKED OUT!! TEO KICKED OUT! TEO KICKED OUT!!Billy: HOW THE HELL IS TEO STILL MOVING?! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!The crowd fucking erupts as Regan didn't finish him off and she stares at the official with a blank dead stare only Showtimes hit series Dexter could love.
She slowly sits up and rises to her feet as Teo is barely moving and slowly turning to his side. Regan bends down and grabs at Teos hair and grabs a full fucking fist of it.
She grabs another fist of his hair and pulls him up to a seated position..
Billy: Jesus christ, Regan has had enough!Chris Avery: She wants to put him away!Regan grabs the hair even tighter and starts pulling him up.
Regan pulls Teo up to his feet and stands before her and she yells into his face to just fucking die.
TEO SHOVES HER BACK!!
HE SPRINGBOARDS INTO A CUTTER!!
REGAN IS OUT!!
Billy: PSYCHOGUN!! PSYCHOGUN!! PSYCHOGUN!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT THE PSYCHOGUN OUT OF NOWHERE!!Regan rolls over to her back as Teo is catching his breath. He's in pain and the crowd is going crazy. Teo crawls towards Regan..
but she rolls over..
Teo keeps crawling..
and Regan rolls over ..
Teo keeps crawling..
and Regan rolls to the apron and falls onto the mats..
Billy: REGAN WITH THE RING AWARENESS!Teo is dejected, deflated, but not defeated as he pulls himself to his feet with the ropes!
The crowd going crazy chanting for Teo!
Regan is in front of the announcers table as she uses the table to pull herself up...
Regan turns around ..
Billy: LOOK OUT!!TEO WITH A FUCKING SUICIDE DIVE!
HE CRASHES INTO REGAN TAKING HER OUT!!
Billy: TEO OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN!!Chris Avery: TEO BLAZE HAS THIS CROWD ON THEIR FEET!!Teo stands up and starts WARRIORING on the announcer table breaking pieces off of it! Teo turns around and grabs Regan and rolls her into the ring!
Billy: HOLY SHIT TEO IS ON FIRE!!Teo slides in as Regan stands up..
Billy: BLAZING KNEE!!Teo rushes and charges for it... but Regan sidesteps and Teo crashes onto his back!
Regan jumps up into the air for a double stomp on the face!
Teo rolls out of the way and Regan stomps onto the canvas! Teo is up and goes for a punch but Regan blocks it, grabs the arm, twists Teo around and HITS THE HAMMERLOCK DDT!!
Billy: WHAT?!Chris Avery: THE ABATTOIR!!Billy: JESUS CHRIST!!Regan turns Teo over and covers hooking a leg!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Billy: SHE GOT HIM!Chris Avery: NO NO NO NO TEO KICKED OUT!! TEO KICKED OUT!!Billy: WHAT?!THE CROWD
FUCKING
ERUPTS!!
THE OFFICIAL IS HOLDING TWO FINGERS IN FRONT OF REGAN!!
HE SAYS HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE!
Billy: I DONT BELIEVE IT!! TEO KICKED OUT!!Chris Avery: I DONT THINK REGAN BELIEVES IT EITHER!Regan is sitting up and wants to murder the official in cold fucking blood but she kneels up and stumbles back to the corner.
Teo is trying to pull himself up on the other side of the ring. Teo is having trouble..
Billy: REGAN SIZING TEO UP ONE FINAL TIME!Chris Avery: REGAN ENDING THIS NOW!Teo stumbles up, is on his feet.. spins around..
REGAN CHARGES AT HIM!
TEO USES HER MOMENTUM AND SENDS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Billy: WHOA!! SHITFIRE!!REGAN TURNS AROUND AND TEO IS AT FULL FUCKING SPEED!!
HE HITS IT!!
OHHHH HE FUCKING HITS IT!!
Billy: BLAZING KNEE!! BLAZING KNEE!!REGAN IS OUT!!
TEO CRASHES DOWN NEXT TO HER!!
Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!!Billy: TEO HIT THE BLAZING KNEE!!TEO CRAWLS OVER AND PINS!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR--
Billy: THE RED MIST!!Chris Avery: THAT BROKE UP THE COUNT!!Billy: TEO WAS PINNING AND REGAN HIT HIM WITH THE RED MIST!!Teo stumbles around holding his face as he turns around and Regan is up and hits another hammerlock DDT!!
Billy: THE ABATTOIR AGAIN!!Regan lays back on Teo!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Chris Avery: REGAN VOORHEES WINS! REGAN IS GOING TO THE FINALS OF TURMOIL!!Billy: REGAN IS THE CRUISERWEIGHT SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!!Regan sits up as Teo rolls out and she stirs to her feet.. she stands up and the ref raises her arm in victory...
Chris Avery: WHAT A YEAR FOR REGAN VOORHEES! REGAN IS GOING TO TURMOIL!Billy: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!As we see replays of the match that just took place..
Chris Avery: Regan will advance into Wrestler of the Year, and for the first time the Cruiserweight Superstar of the Year is in WRESTLER of the Year finals at Turmoil! We now come back to ringside as Regan stands next to the 5 foot trophy..
Billy: REGAN VOORHEES.. A THREE TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, SHE'LL BE IN WRESTLER OF THE YEAR FINALS!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD WHAT A NIGHT HERE ON CLASH!We take a commercial break.