Post by Azurine Vebbins on Oct 17, 2021 13:59:36 GMT -5
Based on their present proximity feeding one another chocolate bonbons, Missus and Missus Albright have passionately pursued another pleasure-packed week. Azurine and Leo wanted to record her promotional material earlier. However, with National Coming Out Day on Monday, Wednesday being No Bra Day as well as Curves Day, and celebrating Boss’ Day last night, there just wasn’t an allotment for it on the amorous agenda. Evidence of exotic extracurricular exploration is on full display since “Da Adorkable Angel” still sports her scarlet Kayfabe Airlines Ascension Auxiliary uniform. A serene sunrise at 7:25 a.m. alerts Azurine to start streaming.
Azurine Vebbins: Sincerest Sweetest Day, Fayetteville faid-ful! I’m spendin’ mine wid my “Leadin’ Lady” Missus Leo Albright. She really knows how to palm a patella. Den again, I’m not sure which knock harder: my knees or her boots?
Leo Albright: Your knees knock harder, Azurine. It’s how you affectionately adjust to amplified anticipation. For example, those who stream and order Execution tomorrow night will witness the first time I walk you out in public.
Almost on cue, “Da Vivacious Variable’s” knees knock in matrimonial Morse code.
Azurine Vebbins: As much as I’ve loved practicin’ in private, choreography crescendos considerably when crowds cheer. It’s how dey communicate appreciation for our canoodlin’ charades. I’ve also patiently waited for da pay-per-view because you prefer presentin’ me on da most prominent platform possible.
Leo Albright: As I told our wedding photographer when she asked if I wanted the negatives burned: I do. You deserve an elaborate entrance for putting me over as the woman worth your while. I’m also glad we’re recording today. I’d be exhausted earlier this week. That goes double for Wednesday.
Azurine Vebbins: It’d be a Catch-22 for sure. On one hand, your speculative spouse not sportin’ an upper unmentionable is liable to be plastered all over Page Six. On anoder hand, her main message gets muted. I cannot afford for dat to happen wid such a marquee merengue. Bobby pin my banter, dis Dree-Way Dance is destined to dazzle at Action Wrestlin’ Execution. Last Monday night on da Comin’ Out Day edition of CruiserClash, I did just dat by issuin’ challenges to my comely colleagues: Cheyenne Walker and Aphriya Adler. I came out and addressed who was available to arabesque. Beats clodes-linin’ one anoder over a top rope before chowin’ down on Caterin’.
Leo Albright: You’re too talented to be left off this dance card. I’m surprised current Cruiserweight Champion Terra Walker’s not booked. Maybe the creative committee deemed it unfair for Paul Mall or Masuda Teijin to tussle twice. Winner of their match becomes the Number One Contender. Is there a case for whoever triumphs in your triangle tango to earn next-in-line consideration?
Azurine Vebbins: Yes. It’s da do-over we all desperately desire after quixotically bein’ quelled in da Quarter-Finals. Dat’s why we’re competin’ on da much maligned National Mulligan Day. Cheyenne Walker exudes excellence and hustles wid-out hesitation. Dat uttered, I’m prepared to prevent myself gettin’ stung by “Da Killa Bae” for a second time. She’s headed to dat High Honeycomb in da Hereafter. I’m blessin’ her wid just enough buzz before she drones off.
Leo Albright: I understand why you wanted to dance wid her again. There’s a creamy caramel chemistry between you when grappling. Makes me wonder if the gamble of adding Aphriya was wise.
Azurine Vebbins: It’s a roll of da dice for sure, Leo. Adler’s an underrated anomaly who could receive an unbelievable upset. Deyr’s also a chance she’s vanquished by “Da Vanilla Vixen.” Dis Sunday, da spotlight’s on us to shine, steal da show, and like you wid Big Ticket Entertainment: we’re makin’ memorable magic.
The last line makes Leo chuckle as she tugs on Azurine’s halo for a soul-soothing smooch.
Azurine Vebbins: Sincerest Sweetest Day, Fayetteville faid-ful! I’m spendin’ mine wid my “Leadin’ Lady” Missus Leo Albright. She really knows how to palm a patella. Den again, I’m not sure which knock harder: my knees or her boots?
Leo Albright: Your knees knock harder, Azurine. It’s how you affectionately adjust to amplified anticipation. For example, those who stream and order Execution tomorrow night will witness the first time I walk you out in public.
Almost on cue, “Da Vivacious Variable’s” knees knock in matrimonial Morse code.
Azurine Vebbins: As much as I’ve loved practicin’ in private, choreography crescendos considerably when crowds cheer. It’s how dey communicate appreciation for our canoodlin’ charades. I’ve also patiently waited for da pay-per-view because you prefer presentin’ me on da most prominent platform possible.
Leo Albright: As I told our wedding photographer when she asked if I wanted the negatives burned: I do. You deserve an elaborate entrance for putting me over as the woman worth your while. I’m also glad we’re recording today. I’d be exhausted earlier this week. That goes double for Wednesday.
Azurine Vebbins: It’d be a Catch-22 for sure. On one hand, your speculative spouse not sportin’ an upper unmentionable is liable to be plastered all over Page Six. On anoder hand, her main message gets muted. I cannot afford for dat to happen wid such a marquee merengue. Bobby pin my banter, dis Dree-Way Dance is destined to dazzle at Action Wrestlin’ Execution. Last Monday night on da Comin’ Out Day edition of CruiserClash, I did just dat by issuin’ challenges to my comely colleagues: Cheyenne Walker and Aphriya Adler. I came out and addressed who was available to arabesque. Beats clodes-linin’ one anoder over a top rope before chowin’ down on Caterin’.
Leo Albright: You’re too talented to be left off this dance card. I’m surprised current Cruiserweight Champion Terra Walker’s not booked. Maybe the creative committee deemed it unfair for Paul Mall or Masuda Teijin to tussle twice. Winner of their match becomes the Number One Contender. Is there a case for whoever triumphs in your triangle tango to earn next-in-line consideration?
Azurine Vebbins: Yes. It’s da do-over we all desperately desire after quixotically bein’ quelled in da Quarter-Finals. Dat’s why we’re competin’ on da much maligned National Mulligan Day. Cheyenne Walker exudes excellence and hustles wid-out hesitation. Dat uttered, I’m prepared to prevent myself gettin’ stung by “Da Killa Bae” for a second time. She’s headed to dat High Honeycomb in da Hereafter. I’m blessin’ her wid just enough buzz before she drones off.
Leo Albright: I understand why you wanted to dance wid her again. There’s a creamy caramel chemistry between you when grappling. Makes me wonder if the gamble of adding Aphriya was wise.
Azurine Vebbins: It’s a roll of da dice for sure, Leo. Adler’s an underrated anomaly who could receive an unbelievable upset. Deyr’s also a chance she’s vanquished by “Da Vanilla Vixen.” Dis Sunday, da spotlight’s on us to shine, steal da show, and like you wid Big Ticket Entertainment: we’re makin’ memorable magic.
The last line makes Leo chuckle as she tugs on Azurine’s halo for a soul-soothing smooch.