Post by Bozo on Oct 12, 2021 17:58:22 GMT -5
The lights flicker and the music hits and we're live on NBC's television hit late night show, Live with Nate Nytro!
Nate Nytro: Welcome back to Live with Nate Nytro and my guest at this time is Action Wrestling superstar Bozo! Come on out, Bozo!
The Boys Are Back In Town hits and Bozo comes out and throws his cigar onto the ground and 360 spins and prances over to Nytro. He doesn't shake Nytros hand but he extends both arms and stretches in front and bows. He finally sits down on the chair next to Nate Nytros desk.
Nate Nytro: Well, that was quite the entrance!
The audience laughs as Bozo in full clown costume licks his lips slowly and bites his bottom lip but keeps smiling.
Nate Nytro: You ok, Bozo?
Bozo: Yeah, this is exactly how I imagined it to be.
Nate Nytro: Hah! That makes one of us!
The in-studio audience laughs.
Nate Nytro: Tell me why you continue to dress up in clown gear and have this tag team called The Animals. Ya know, you have a stable called The Circus, what is this all about?
Bozo: What? I'm just trying to make people laugh.
Bozo smiles oddly and looks around as the crowd boos him.
Nate Nytro: How's that goin' for ya?
Nate smirks as a drum BA DA TSSH hits and Bozo slowly looks at him and then laughs out loud mockingly.
Nate Nytro: Okay, so you're an AW Superstar. We've barely seen you in the ring, if at all, do you have any moves you want to tell us about?
Bozo: Okay, Nytro.
Bozo has a small notepad book with him.
Nate Nytro: You have a book?
Bozo looks through a few pages. Taking his sweet time.
Nate Nytro: Yeah, we're not live or anything so take your time.
Nytro smirks as he sarcastically rolls his eyes.
Bozo: Okay, I have one. So, I grab them from the back..
Nate Nytro: You had to look that up?
The audience laughs as Bozo looks out at the in-studio audience and then back to Nytro.
Bozo: I want to get it right.
Nate Nytro: So you grab them from the back.. and?
Bozo: And I pick them up on my shoulders and drop them on their head and I call it the Worst Move Ever.
Bozo starts to laugh.. harder.. and harder.
The band plays a sad trombone noise.
Nate Nytro: Okay, Bozo, that's not that funny. We know you're just mocking the Burning Hammer.
Bozo: Okay, I get it, it's just been a hard few weeks, Nate. Ya know, since I killed our King.
Audience gasps as Bozo lowers his head a few inches and smiles wide. His eyes begin to glaze over as if someone else is taking over.
Nate Nytro: Okay, I was hoping we could-
Bozo: Hoping we could what?! UNDERSTAND WHY I DID WHAT I DID?!
Audience gasps as Bozo sits straight up. Bozo relaxes a bit and fixes his coat and goes back to smiling.
Nate Nytro: You're serious aren't you? You really believe that you broke Corey Black and have destroyed him for good?
Bozo: Mhm.. hah.
Nate Nytro: And why should I believe you killed the king?!
Bozo: Because I have nothing left to lose, Nytro. My life is one big fucking joke and I'm the only one laughing. Hahahahha THE KING IS DEAD!
Audience gasps.
Nate Nytro: Let me get this straight, Bozo, you think hurting and breaking Corey Black and from what you believe; ending his career is funny? You think what you did to Corey Black is hilarious?
Bozo: I do. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
Bozo smiles as he fixes his jacket one more time.
Bozo: Professional Wrestling is subjective, Nytro, Isn’t that what they say? All of you, this system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong, the same way that you decide that I'm not good enough to become an AW superstar from The Search and for some reason we have to respect you as some LEGEND!
Nate Nytro: Oh, okay, I hear you. You're saying you're standing up for some sort of movement? You're a symbol, that it?
Bozo: Come on, Nytro, do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? Do I look like the face of a revolutionary symbol? No, I did what I did because the rest of those Search wrestlers were AWFUL! They were garbage and I knew I could stand above them, HIGH above them, and it's SAD that Spencer Adams or Ethan Miller didn't choose me while THE KING sat high on his throne and has done NOTHING! It's sad, sad enough to make anyone go crazy!
Nate Nytro: Crazy, huh? You're going crazy, that your defense for what you did to Corey Black?
Bozo: No, the Kings throne just happened to .. blow up! HAHAHAH.
The audience boos.
Bozo: Oh my god! Why is everyone so upset about Corey Black!? Choked up! If it was me in that throne and exploded and I looked broken and done you'd never react, you'd never say a single word about it! You'd sit there on your phones, and would never tweet about me! What? Because Corey Black faced off against wrestlers from other companies that makes him special?! That it? Cause the AW Management booked Corey Black as some special attraction!
Nate Nytro: You have a problem with Action Wrestling management?
Bozo: Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like in Action Wrestling, Nytro? Do you ever actually leave this studio!? Everybody just yells and screams and gets whatever they want! Nobody is civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy!
Bozo begins to seethe.
Bozo: You think men like Torture ever think what it's like to be someone like me?! To be somebody but themselves?! They don't! Same with Corey Black! They think that we just sit here and take it like good little wrestlers! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
Nate Nytro: Oh my, you finished? There is SO much self-pity, Bozo, you sound like you're making excuses for why you didn't win The Search, not everbody, and I'll tell you this right now to your face, not everyone is awful or a garbage wrestler, Bozo.
Bozo: You're an awful wrestler, Nate Nytro.
Nate Nytro: Me?! I'm awful? Oh yeah? How am I awful?
Bozo: Corey Blacks friend, inviting me on this show, you just want to bury me. You're just like the rest of those old veterans in Action Wrestling, they just want to bury the fresh blood! The better wrestlers!
Nate Nytro: You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did! What it led to! The fans hate that Corey Black isn't on television anymore! No one even knows where he is!
Bozo begins to laugh and make facial expressions as if he's so proud of what he did to Corey Black.
Nate Nytro: You're laughing! Corey Black was in critical condition for weeks, was hurt bad, you went on his social media and made joke tweets and emojis and you're laughing! His career might be over, he may not even show up at Execution and you think it's hilarious!
Bozo: Oh, Nytro, I know! How about another one of my wrestling moves?
Nate Nytro: No, I think I had enough of you describing your wrestling moves!
Bozo: I need a name for my finisher, Nytro!
Nate Nytro: No, Bozo, we're done!
Bozo: What do you call a move where you cross a mentally ill-loner with a society that abandons him and his wife cheats on him, takes everything he owns and he's left with nothing AND I GET TREATED LIKE GARBAGE?!
Nate Nytro: We're done, Bozo!
Bozo: I'll tell you what you get! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Bozo stands up and grabs Nytro by the shirt collar and the feed cuts out.
That's when Bozo opens his eyes and we slowly pan back from his face. In full makeup clown paint. As we continue panning back, Bozo is sitting on a throne. We continue panning back and notice Bozo is sitting in a very dark, cold, chilly room.
We pan back just a bit further as Bozo slowly stands up and adjusts his coat. He steps towards the camera as we continue panning back and realize Bozo is standing in an abandoned castle.
Bozo steps near the window to the outside at least 3 or 4 stories off the ground below.
Bozo: That's when I wake up. Every time. I've had that dream almost every night the last few weeks, Corey Black.
Bozo starts to laugh. His laugh growing louder and heavier but he stops. A tear runs down his cheek.
Bozo: I hope you show up on Sunday at Execution, Corey Black. The King is Dead.
Bozo reaches up to a rope hanging just above him.
He pulls it down as another tear races down his cheek once again.
The bells begin to toll.
Nate Nytro: Welcome back to Live with Nate Nytro and my guest at this time is Action Wrestling superstar Bozo! Come on out, Bozo!
The Boys Are Back In Town hits and Bozo comes out and throws his cigar onto the ground and 360 spins and prances over to Nytro. He doesn't shake Nytros hand but he extends both arms and stretches in front and bows. He finally sits down on the chair next to Nate Nytros desk.
Nate Nytro: Well, that was quite the entrance!
The audience laughs as Bozo in full clown costume licks his lips slowly and bites his bottom lip but keeps smiling.
Nate Nytro: You ok, Bozo?
Bozo: Yeah, this is exactly how I imagined it to be.
Nate Nytro: Hah! That makes one of us!
The in-studio audience laughs.
Nate Nytro: Tell me why you continue to dress up in clown gear and have this tag team called The Animals. Ya know, you have a stable called The Circus, what is this all about?
Bozo: What? I'm just trying to make people laugh.
Bozo smiles oddly and looks around as the crowd boos him.
Nate Nytro: How's that goin' for ya?
Nate smirks as a drum BA DA TSSH hits and Bozo slowly looks at him and then laughs out loud mockingly.
Nate Nytro: Okay, so you're an AW Superstar. We've barely seen you in the ring, if at all, do you have any moves you want to tell us about?
Bozo: Okay, Nytro.
Bozo has a small notepad book with him.
Nate Nytro: You have a book?
Bozo looks through a few pages. Taking his sweet time.
Nate Nytro: Yeah, we're not live or anything so take your time.
Nytro smirks as he sarcastically rolls his eyes.
Bozo: Okay, I have one. So, I grab them from the back..
Nate Nytro: You had to look that up?
The audience laughs as Bozo looks out at the in-studio audience and then back to Nytro.
Bozo: I want to get it right.
Nate Nytro: So you grab them from the back.. and?
Bozo: And I pick them up on my shoulders and drop them on their head and I call it the Worst Move Ever.
Bozo starts to laugh.. harder.. and harder.
The band plays a sad trombone noise.
Nate Nytro: Okay, Bozo, that's not that funny. We know you're just mocking the Burning Hammer.
Bozo: Okay, I get it, it's just been a hard few weeks, Nate. Ya know, since I killed our King.
Audience gasps as Bozo lowers his head a few inches and smiles wide. His eyes begin to glaze over as if someone else is taking over.
Nate Nytro: Okay, I was hoping we could-
Bozo: Hoping we could what?! UNDERSTAND WHY I DID WHAT I DID?!
Audience gasps as Bozo sits straight up. Bozo relaxes a bit and fixes his coat and goes back to smiling.
Nate Nytro: You're serious aren't you? You really believe that you broke Corey Black and have destroyed him for good?
Bozo: Mhm.. hah.
Nate Nytro: And why should I believe you killed the king?!
Bozo: Because I have nothing left to lose, Nytro. My life is one big fucking joke and I'm the only one laughing. Hahahahha THE KING IS DEAD!
Audience gasps.
Nate Nytro: Let me get this straight, Bozo, you think hurting and breaking Corey Black and from what you believe; ending his career is funny? You think what you did to Corey Black is hilarious?
Bozo: I do. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
Bozo smiles as he fixes his jacket one more time.
Bozo: Professional Wrestling is subjective, Nytro, Isn’t that what they say? All of you, this system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong, the same way that you decide that I'm not good enough to become an AW superstar from The Search and for some reason we have to respect you as some LEGEND!
Nate Nytro: Oh, okay, I hear you. You're saying you're standing up for some sort of movement? You're a symbol, that it?
Bozo: Come on, Nytro, do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? Do I look like the face of a revolutionary symbol? No, I did what I did because the rest of those Search wrestlers were AWFUL! They were garbage and I knew I could stand above them, HIGH above them, and it's SAD that Spencer Adams or Ethan Miller didn't choose me while THE KING sat high on his throne and has done NOTHING! It's sad, sad enough to make anyone go crazy!
Nate Nytro: Crazy, huh? You're going crazy, that your defense for what you did to Corey Black?
Bozo: No, the Kings throne just happened to .. blow up! HAHAHAH.
The audience boos.
Bozo: Oh my god! Why is everyone so upset about Corey Black!? Choked up! If it was me in that throne and exploded and I looked broken and done you'd never react, you'd never say a single word about it! You'd sit there on your phones, and would never tweet about me! What? Because Corey Black faced off against wrestlers from other companies that makes him special?! That it? Cause the AW Management booked Corey Black as some special attraction!
Nate Nytro: You have a problem with Action Wrestling management?
Bozo: Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like in Action Wrestling, Nytro? Do you ever actually leave this studio!? Everybody just yells and screams and gets whatever they want! Nobody is civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy!
Bozo begins to seethe.
Bozo: You think men like Torture ever think what it's like to be someone like me?! To be somebody but themselves?! They don't! Same with Corey Black! They think that we just sit here and take it like good little wrestlers! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
Nate Nytro: Oh my, you finished? There is SO much self-pity, Bozo, you sound like you're making excuses for why you didn't win The Search, not everbody, and I'll tell you this right now to your face, not everyone is awful or a garbage wrestler, Bozo.
Bozo: You're an awful wrestler, Nate Nytro.
Nate Nytro: Me?! I'm awful? Oh yeah? How am I awful?
Bozo: Corey Blacks friend, inviting me on this show, you just want to bury me. You're just like the rest of those old veterans in Action Wrestling, they just want to bury the fresh blood! The better wrestlers!
Nate Nytro: You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did! What it led to! The fans hate that Corey Black isn't on television anymore! No one even knows where he is!
Bozo begins to laugh and make facial expressions as if he's so proud of what he did to Corey Black.
Nate Nytro: You're laughing! Corey Black was in critical condition for weeks, was hurt bad, you went on his social media and made joke tweets and emojis and you're laughing! His career might be over, he may not even show up at Execution and you think it's hilarious!
Bozo: Oh, Nytro, I know! How about another one of my wrestling moves?
Nate Nytro: No, I think I had enough of you describing your wrestling moves!
Bozo: I need a name for my finisher, Nytro!
Nate Nytro: No, Bozo, we're done!
Bozo: What do you call a move where you cross a mentally ill-loner with a society that abandons him and his wife cheats on him, takes everything he owns and he's left with nothing AND I GET TREATED LIKE GARBAGE?!
Nate Nytro: We're done, Bozo!
Bozo: I'll tell you what you get! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Bozo stands up and grabs Nytro by the shirt collar and the feed cuts out.
That's when Bozo opens his eyes and we slowly pan back from his face. In full makeup clown paint. As we continue panning back, Bozo is sitting on a throne. We continue panning back and notice Bozo is sitting in a very dark, cold, chilly room.
We pan back just a bit further as Bozo slowly stands up and adjusts his coat. He steps towards the camera as we continue panning back and realize Bozo is standing in an abandoned castle.
Bozo steps near the window to the outside at least 3 or 4 stories off the ground below.
Bozo: That's when I wake up. Every time. I've had that dream almost every night the last few weeks, Corey Black.
Bozo starts to laugh. His laugh growing louder and heavier but he stops. A tear runs down his cheek.
Bozo: I hope you show up on Sunday at Execution, Corey Black. The King is Dead.
Bozo reaches up to a rope hanging just above him.
He pulls it down as another tear races down his cheek once again.
The bells begin to toll.