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Post by DarkDynasty on Oct 2, 2021 19:39:26 GMT -5
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I Don't Play Games
I can’t help but sit here before the camera and think about the moments that brought me here to this exact moment in time. I’ve made a name for myself in this business thanks to Action Wrestling. I’m on the list of many who hope to one day work with me inside of that ring. I’ve got guys, even girls, who want to step into the ring with The Promethean. The proverbial future of this industry. It’s been noticed by many and I’ve never had to spin my own name into something that it’s not. All I’ve had to do is go out there and prove it week after week. It’s what I’ve done by myself and over the last few months what I’ve have done with my Dark Dynasty partner Eli Hix.
We’re contenders, we’re on the brink of tag team gold, and we’ve got a few names to scratch off the list this coming week. Alex Scott, a guy I’ve already defeated in my first match since returning to Action Wrestling. A guy I breezed through like he was nothing. Harsh words I know and I’m sure he’d argue with them as he should if he had any inclination to be one of the best. I don’t think he does though.
I think Alex Scott is out here pretending to be heard, pretending to care, and I think it’s obvious to most of the audience. He doesn’t want it as bad. He doesn’t need it as bad. Alex Scott isn’t even considered in the top ten of Action Wrestling much less this business. I, however, don’t think he cares all that much. I’m not that guy Alex. I need it, I want it, and I’ll have it this week and every week after that. I’m a winning. I’m a grinder. I’m a fighter. I’m the guy that’s climbing to the top of the mountain. The guy that’s going to heap the Mount Olympus of professional wrestling on my shoulders and carry it into the future. It’s just how I’m built.
But Lochlyn what about Badass Bob? I can’t help but laugh. Sure the guy comes out and competes and gives the fans something to hoot and holler about from time to time. However, he’s not doing anything we haven’t seen before. He hasn’t beaten a guy like El Diablo Blanco at XIII. He’s not perceived as the proverbial number one contender to any titles. He’s a fighter. That doesn’t make him a winner though. He’s a horses ass and Eli and I just refer to him as B.A. Bob cause the guy isn’t a real bad ass.
He doesn’t make guys quiver in their boots. His name doesn’t bring about an oh shit look who I’m facing this week mentality. He’s an average wrestler who wins an average amount of matches and that pretty much all he’ll ever be. Again, a hard truth and I’d imagine he’d argue that point but his verbal response isn’t gonna change my mind nor that of the fans nor of management.
So, where does all of this take us? Well, I’ve got a bit of footage that my partner, Eli Hix, and I shot a few days ago. We went and visited a place that reminds of us of our upcoming match this week. We went to a kindergarten class to get into that crayola frame of mind that our opponents represent.
The sounds of sniveling snot nosed toddlers can be heard. The camera focuses tightly upon Lochlyn Cade and Eli Hix’s face, both men portray a look of disgust. Eli Hix looks down towards a toddler who has used Hix’s leg to pull himself up into a standing position. The kids face is covered in slimy dirt covered snot smeared across his face. Lochlyn laughing at the sight as Eli attempts to pull himself out of the nasty clutches of the kid.
“Loch, this one looks like B.A. Bob. He’s got the same donkey shaped face and pooped stained pants.”
Eli Hix begins looking around at the small gathering of children looking towards the professional wrestlers. A few are accompanied by parents who skipped work hearing that Dark Dynasty was coming for a visit.
“Eli, I think you need one of these things?” “What!! You’re crazy!!”
Lochlyn points out towards the parents to a young auburn haired woman holding a baby on her hip and another holding a camera snapping picture of her son tugging on Eli’s pants leg.
“It looks like you’ve already got an in with the mother.”
Eli swallows hard in disgust as he slowly turns his head towards Lochlyn Cade. He notices that his partner and friend is laughing at his look of misery.
“I am NOT sleeping with B.A. Bob’s wife just because his ugly kid happens to like me.”
It’s in this moment that Lochlyn Cade finds himself bombarded with the kindergarten class of children rushing towards him. The teachers, principle, and parents losing control of the youngsters. Perhaps, holding the bag of candy was a bad idea. He begins tossing candy at the kids. This only riles up the children even more as they try to get closer for a sugary treat. Loch then comes up with a strategic plan, he rips the bag open and begins dumping the candy in the middle of group of kids. It’s in this moment that the over zealous children become a candy grabbing mob. Little boys push girls out of the way, kids climb over the top of each other, parent and teachers rush towards the children all the while the tears begin to flow from the children.
“Loch, that was brilliant. Look at all these kids pummeling each other for a piece of candy.”
“It’s a simple strategy Eli and we’ve got something similar planned for this coming week.”
Lochlyn Cade and Eli Hix are determined to make a statement on CruiserClash this Monday. They’ve got a score to settle with the like of Sara Pettis and the Schorg Bros. They’ve got titles in their sites but sometimes putting an end to someone’s so called tirade is a bit more important. Dark Dynasty had their attention solely upon Two Fents and the belts but now they’re side stepping that ultimate tag team goal to settle a few things. That starts with Alex Scott and B.A. Bob.
“Eli I think that kids mom is trying to get your attention. I think she might need some assistance with those hooligan children she has.”
The woman waddles over towards the man that looks more like a model than a wrestler. Something that has thrown his opponents off as well as they overlooked his mentality for violence. Though, this girl looks like she could give him a tumble for his money.
“Lochlyn don’t you leave me alone with this girl.”
“You’ll be fine Eli, have fun, change some diapers and dip those toes into the milf pool.”
“Not funny Loch. Not funny at all.”
Lochlyn Cade turns and walks towards the approaching principle.
“You’ve made a mess of things here. Getting these kids riled up, sugar running in their veins, and then leaving us school staff having to keep them calm for the rest of the day.”
“Just turn the television on and make them sit and watch a Two Gents, Alex, or Bob promo. I’d put money on the fact that they’ll fall a sleep for the rest of the day.”
“Look Mr. Wrestler. This isn’t fun and games.”
Lochlyn’s eyes narrow and his lip curls into a snare.
“Trust me when I tell you this. I don’t play games. I’m strategic, methodical, and at times brutal but I do not play childish games.”
The principal decides to walk away but as he does so Lochlyn Cade has a few parting words.
“Do these kids a favor… by kids I mean Alex Scott and B.A. Bob… Tell them to follow in your footsteps and just walk away. I’m pissed and when I’m pissed people get hurt.”
Dark Dynasty are prepared for this coming week of CruiserClash. Their ready to put a stamp of what their capable of doing once more. Lochlyn Cade won’t have it any other way. He’s more than tired of these weekly games. He’s in a get done mentality now.
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