Post by Bad Ass Bob on Oct 2, 2021 16:04:18 GMT -5
A young man frantically cleans JJ Bigg's office in preparation for his return next week. The door swings open in storms Badass Bob. Bob immediately raids the fridge and the liquor cabinet making himself a strawberry daiquiri.
No beer?
Badasses drink what they want is Bob's response as he sits down in an office chair before putting his feet up on Bigg's desk making himself at home.
Now about my match...
I'm just an intern..
Ned was also just an intern and they let him run CruiserClash last week. Besides... why do you seem so nervous?
You're gonna complain about being forced to team with Alex Scott!
You think I'm here to bitch? Whining ain't badass. Last week I was teamed up with Alex and four others.. we lost. We don't want to team. We don't get along. I could throw a tantrum about how everyone expects us to lose then argue. Instead I'm fixing to use that to my advantage. Last week Dark Dynasty was so confident they had pencilled in the win before the match even happened. But then something bad happened to them. They won the match. You know they are thinking the exact same thing this time. They probably think after they win this week they'll be rewarded with a Cruiserweight tag title match against the Two Gents at Execution.
They don't realize something. Bob don't care if he hates his partner Bob just gets in that ring and kicks some ass. JC Keeton and Graham Baker jumped me after a victory one week. Less then a month later I teamed with the pair of them to defeat the Cruiserweight champion, QDT in a 6 man tag. Bob doesn't have to like you in order to win with you. Eli and Locklyn looked past last week's match just they are going to look past this one.
But Alex, as little as I like him once won the tag titles with a random partner he'd never teamed with before. Coincidentally this is our first tag team match. What if Alex and I shouldn't be fighting each other.. what if instead we take that shot at the gold our opponents are thinking is already due to them?
Last month at Uprising.. Dark Dynasty figured the tag titles were coming their way. Instead The Heritage stole the victory. The very next week they figured they were going to win the tag titles from The Heritage after they beat the Gents earlier in the night. What happened? Both times.. they choked and they failed. Alex and I have never teamed.. but that also means we aren't coming into this match overconfident. We both know that everything has to go right for us to win this match. We both have to wrestle a perfect match in order to win. But our opponents.. they think they have already won. You see how that has worked out for them in the past. Alex and I are both on losing streaks. We can keep on blaming each other... but they ain't worked out for us. So how about we try coming together instead. The best part? Dark Dynasty's egos won't even let them see it coming.
They are a team that never expects to lose.. never expects to face adversary. They ain't prepared for a real fight. Because of that when they get one.. when things don't go their way the same thing that always happens will.. they'll suffer another embarrassing loss. Bob ain't here on a ego trip like our opponents.. the 5 time tag team champions they never were. They expect people to think they are legends without doing the work. That's their downfall. Because Bob is willing to do the work. Bob takes adversary as a challenge to work harder. On a losing streak since I came back? Teaming with a partner I hate against the likely number one contenders for the tag titles? That's great because when I win... and I will win. I want in that Cruiserweight tag title match with Alex. We may be the forgotten sons of Action Wrestling but when we win this match against two overconfident jackasses.. everyone is gonna know how good we are.
No beer?
Badasses drink what they want is Bob's response as he sits down in an office chair before putting his feet up on Bigg's desk making himself at home.
Now about my match...
I'm just an intern..
Ned was also just an intern and they let him run CruiserClash last week. Besides... why do you seem so nervous?
You're gonna complain about being forced to team with Alex Scott!
You think I'm here to bitch? Whining ain't badass. Last week I was teamed up with Alex and four others.. we lost. We don't want to team. We don't get along. I could throw a tantrum about how everyone expects us to lose then argue. Instead I'm fixing to use that to my advantage. Last week Dark Dynasty was so confident they had pencilled in the win before the match even happened. But then something bad happened to them. They won the match. You know they are thinking the exact same thing this time. They probably think after they win this week they'll be rewarded with a Cruiserweight tag title match against the Two Gents at Execution.
They don't realize something. Bob don't care if he hates his partner Bob just gets in that ring and kicks some ass. JC Keeton and Graham Baker jumped me after a victory one week. Less then a month later I teamed with the pair of them to defeat the Cruiserweight champion, QDT in a 6 man tag. Bob doesn't have to like you in order to win with you. Eli and Locklyn looked past last week's match just they are going to look past this one.
But Alex, as little as I like him once won the tag titles with a random partner he'd never teamed with before. Coincidentally this is our first tag team match. What if Alex and I shouldn't be fighting each other.. what if instead we take that shot at the gold our opponents are thinking is already due to them?
Last month at Uprising.. Dark Dynasty figured the tag titles were coming their way. Instead The Heritage stole the victory. The very next week they figured they were going to win the tag titles from The Heritage after they beat the Gents earlier in the night. What happened? Both times.. they choked and they failed. Alex and I have never teamed.. but that also means we aren't coming into this match overconfident. We both know that everything has to go right for us to win this match. We both have to wrestle a perfect match in order to win. But our opponents.. they think they have already won. You see how that has worked out for them in the past. Alex and I are both on losing streaks. We can keep on blaming each other... but they ain't worked out for us. So how about we try coming together instead. The best part? Dark Dynasty's egos won't even let them see it coming.
They are a team that never expects to lose.. never expects to face adversary. They ain't prepared for a real fight. Because of that when they get one.. when things don't go their way the same thing that always happens will.. they'll suffer another embarrassing loss. Bob ain't here on a ego trip like our opponents.. the 5 time tag team champions they never were. They expect people to think they are legends without doing the work. That's their downfall. Because Bob is willing to do the work. Bob takes adversary as a challenge to work harder. On a losing streak since I came back? Teaming with a partner I hate against the likely number one contenders for the tag titles? That's great because when I win... and I will win. I want in that Cruiserweight tag title match with Alex. We may be the forgotten sons of Action Wrestling but when we win this match against two overconfident jackasses.. everyone is gonna know how good we are.