Post by Bad Ass Bob on Sept 24, 2021 5:55:10 GMT -5
Badass Bob is on a ladder taking out his frustrations on a punching bag.. actually it's stop lights. He hammers away muttering about that fucking Alex Scott. Veronica pulls up in her car looking annoyed.
Would you stop that?
This stoplight reminded me of Alex. It held me up.. it wasted my time. So I punched it's lights out.
First off.. that's illegal. Secondly you could break your hands doing that!
You don't have a clue about what it's like to be a badass.
Be that as it may I have an exciting cross promotion for you before your upcoming match.
Bob kicks the stoplight sending it crashing before walking down the ladder to see Veronica. She proudly opens the passenger door with a flourish and out steps..Russel Hantz.
I know what you're thinking. How did your manager swing a two time Survivor finalist. The only man to appear on three shows of survivor including an international version. I know what you're thinking and yes can you shake the hand of the greatest player to ever play.
Russell offers his hand.. Bob flips him off.
You kidding? Not a single person voted for you to win! I'm a badass you're just a general asshat. You shoulda visited Alex Scott instead.. that whole full of yourself with no ability to back it up is more his style.
Russel surprisingly just smiles.
Be that as it may. I have a proposal for you. You don't strike me as much of a team player.
The Schlong Brothers and Alex Scott? Ain't much of a team. Don't even get me started on Flop.
So how about this..
I take your spot. On the survivor premiere promotion I take your place. It'll be like a fourth appearance on Survivor for me and I'll finally get my survivor victory! TMZ will love it!
Blam!
Bob levels him with the stop lights!
You think Bob is going to take the easy way out? Bob ain't like you! You're a lying dishonest piece of trash. Bob tells it like it is. If Bob says.. he doesn't give a fuck about the odds against him in this elimination match he means it. If Bob says he doesn't give a fuck about his partners he means that too! Russ there thought I wanted out of the match. That couldn't be further from the truth. In recent weeks other people have cost me the chance at victory. This week it's an elimination match. If all my partners get eliminated that means I can just win the damn match on my own! That's more my style anyways. 5 on 1? Bob don't give a fuck he's a badass. I don't just say I'm a badass... I am a badass. I think it's about damn time I start proving it again. If I gotta take out ever member of the opposing team on my own well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Terry Colt may have won that three way match but didn't impress me at all. He showed me he was exactly who I thought he was. A poser with no real fighting spirit. He pinned the weak link because he knew he couldn't beat Bob. That's about what I expected from him. But this time beating my pansy ass teammates just means he's one step closer to that Bob ass whooping.
Ned the Intern probably has hoping this match would lead to a Two Gents Dark Dynasty tag title match. Because they ain't no way they are going to be able to get along. Bob is gonna provide the spark to set that off. The Two Gents are true good guys and the Dark Dynasty are true evil. Either Dark Dynasty is gonna stab them in the back or when they go to cheat the Gents won't let them. Either way that's to my advantage. I need this win and I will fight accordingly.
Veronica looks at Bob unimpressed.
You know that's going to get you sued right?
No... this is gonna get me sued..
Bob looks at Russell who has just pulled himself to his feet gives him a stunner and tosses him into a dumpster before storming off.
Would you stop that?
This stoplight reminded me of Alex. It held me up.. it wasted my time. So I punched it's lights out.
First off.. that's illegal. Secondly you could break your hands doing that!
You don't have a clue about what it's like to be a badass.
Be that as it may I have an exciting cross promotion for you before your upcoming match.
Bob kicks the stoplight sending it crashing before walking down the ladder to see Veronica. She proudly opens the passenger door with a flourish and out steps..Russel Hantz.
I know what you're thinking. How did your manager swing a two time Survivor finalist. The only man to appear on three shows of survivor including an international version. I know what you're thinking and yes can you shake the hand of the greatest player to ever play.
Russell offers his hand.. Bob flips him off.
You kidding? Not a single person voted for you to win! I'm a badass you're just a general asshat. You shoulda visited Alex Scott instead.. that whole full of yourself with no ability to back it up is more his style.
Russel surprisingly just smiles.
Be that as it may. I have a proposal for you. You don't strike me as much of a team player.
The Schlong Brothers and Alex Scott? Ain't much of a team. Don't even get me started on Flop.
So how about this..
I take your spot. On the survivor premiere promotion I take your place. It'll be like a fourth appearance on Survivor for me and I'll finally get my survivor victory! TMZ will love it!
Blam!
Bob levels him with the stop lights!
You think Bob is going to take the easy way out? Bob ain't like you! You're a lying dishonest piece of trash. Bob tells it like it is. If Bob says.. he doesn't give a fuck about the odds against him in this elimination match he means it. If Bob says he doesn't give a fuck about his partners he means that too! Russ there thought I wanted out of the match. That couldn't be further from the truth. In recent weeks other people have cost me the chance at victory. This week it's an elimination match. If all my partners get eliminated that means I can just win the damn match on my own! That's more my style anyways. 5 on 1? Bob don't give a fuck he's a badass. I don't just say I'm a badass... I am a badass. I think it's about damn time I start proving it again. If I gotta take out ever member of the opposing team on my own well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Terry Colt may have won that three way match but didn't impress me at all. He showed me he was exactly who I thought he was. A poser with no real fighting spirit. He pinned the weak link because he knew he couldn't beat Bob. That's about what I expected from him. But this time beating my pansy ass teammates just means he's one step closer to that Bob ass whooping.
Ned the Intern probably has hoping this match would lead to a Two Gents Dark Dynasty tag title match. Because they ain't no way they are going to be able to get along. Bob is gonna provide the spark to set that off. The Two Gents are true good guys and the Dark Dynasty are true evil. Either Dark Dynasty is gonna stab them in the back or when they go to cheat the Gents won't let them. Either way that's to my advantage. I need this win and I will fight accordingly.
Veronica looks at Bob unimpressed.
You know that's going to get you sued right?
No... this is gonna get me sued..
Bob looks at Russell who has just pulled himself to his feet gives him a stunner and tosses him into a dumpster before storming off.