Post by Shane Striker on Sept 22, 2021 16:43:54 GMT -5
Standing in front of a fence in a backyard, Beefer and Striker fist pound and stand in front of a camera.
Shane Striker:
I'm sorry, maybe you three didn't get the fucking memo! Maybe you three are so fucking stupid that we're not only going to have to knock some sense into you but maybe we're going to have to take your dumb brains out and put in NEW ONES!
Beefer:
CJ Phoenix, I've already smashed you into a hundred pieces and now you want me to do it to your new fucking friend? YOU GOT IT, BROTHER!
Shane Striker:
I think it's time for a new fucking beginning for Team Extreme. In the tradition of all the fucking AW originals and old heads before us, I lay down a declaration of a new chapter for Action Wrestling. I declare that this is the Era of EXTREME. From the Donald Deruty's to the Spencer Adams, I accept this new chapter of Action Wrestling and I make it ours.
You see these two fucking hands? These are fucking beautiful. Everyone in Action Wrestling can all go and KISS MY FUCKING ASS! We're no longer a team that is going to expect all of you to hand us the torch and give us the baton so we can run with it, NO, we're standing here right now declaring this is the new day! The new chapter of Extreme. We ignite our OWN FLAME in Action Wrestling!
Beefer:
Tonight before God as our witness, we declare Robby Bigg Dick in Team Extreme and we're the three most dangerous fucking men on the planet!
Shane Striker:
Shane Striker:
I'm sorry, maybe you three didn't get the fucking memo! Maybe you three are so fucking stupid that we're not only going to have to knock some sense into you but maybe we're going to have to take your dumb brains out and put in NEW ONES!
Beefer:
CJ Phoenix, I've already smashed you into a hundred pieces and now you want me to do it to your new fucking friend? YOU GOT IT, BROTHER!
Shane Striker:
I think it's time for a new fucking beginning for Team Extreme. In the tradition of all the fucking AW originals and old heads before us, I lay down a declaration of a new chapter for Action Wrestling. I declare that this is the Era of EXTREME. From the Donald Deruty's to the Spencer Adams, I accept this new chapter of Action Wrestling and I make it ours.
You see these two fucking hands? These are fucking beautiful. Everyone in Action Wrestling can all go and KISS MY FUCKING ASS! We're no longer a team that is going to expect all of you to hand us the torch and give us the baton so we can run with it, NO, we're standing here right now declaring this is the new day! The new chapter of Extreme. We ignite our OWN FLAME in Action Wrestling!
Beefer:
Tonight before God as our witness, we declare Robby Bigg Dick in Team Extreme and we're the three most dangerous fucking men on the planet!
Shane Striker:
We're setting out to change the face of Professional Wrestling! The Era of Extreme begins now. Kaine, Phoenix and Black I hope you're fucking listening and listening fucking good! From now on, we're not doing anything less than fucking great! When we're done with you three on Clash, you're going to be toothless fucks, standing in the job line down at your local county office wanting a hand out because you'll be broke and fucking poor!
Beefer:
This is the revolution of Team Extreme! No surprises anymore! We're going to treat you like cockroaches on Clash and STOMP YOU OUT!
Shane Striker:
Kaine you shrimp looking mother fucker, when I'm done with you, you'll be BEGGING JJ Biggs to come back to CruiserClash! CJ Phoenix wants respect and deserves it? Fucking never. You were a fucking fluke in that deathmatch at Evolution you pissy ass bitch so you're going to be destroyed at Clash.. and John Black is a son of a bitch and I'm going to prove it on Monday Night.
Beefer:
New chapter bitches.
Shane Striker:
That's right, Beefer. Me, Bigg, Beefer. Team Extreme will rise from the ashes of this shitty vanilla fucking Action Wrestling and take over and give you a new era! Welcome to the Era of EXTREME!
Beefer:
This is the revolution of Team Extreme! No surprises anymore! We're going to treat you like cockroaches on Clash and STOMP YOU OUT!
Shane Striker:
Kaine you shrimp looking mother fucker, when I'm done with you, you'll be BEGGING JJ Biggs to come back to CruiserClash! CJ Phoenix wants respect and deserves it? Fucking never. You were a fucking fluke in that deathmatch at Evolution you pissy ass bitch so you're going to be destroyed at Clash.. and John Black is a son of a bitch and I'm going to prove it on Monday Night.
Beefer:
New chapter bitches.
Shane Striker:
That's right, Beefer. Me, Bigg, Beefer. Team Extreme will rise from the ashes of this shitty vanilla fucking Action Wrestling and take over and give you a new era! Welcome to the Era of EXTREME!