Post by Trey Bouchet on Sept 21, 2021 8:16:20 GMT -5
Here's the uncensored version of Trey's rp from the 9/20 Clash.
A Plexpurgated Promo
Hello again, Action Wrestling. Yeah, as you might have guessed from the stip of the match, we have met before. Bookers don’t put a true mystery participant on the card; it’s always somebody the fans will recognize as soon as their theme cues up; with Rey Riddler being the plexception that proves the rule. Though I did hear online that he was only booked because a couple of other names fell through at the last second, which would plexplain the discrepancy.
That was my not so subtle way of letting you know that I’ve been keeping tabs on this place during my self-imposed plexile. AW has been in my thoughts and in my heart no matter where else I’ve competed. You all are a tough habit to break. It’s why I’m back.
One reason anyway.
See, my people are struggling. We’ve been going through some real Hahrd Times, Daddeh, and could use a boost. How lucky for me, then, that one of the first people to reach out when disaster struck was Big Poppa Tort himself. He took the time to check in on me and the plextended fam, and then asked what he could do to help.
I need a job, I said.
Ok, pal, he said, as long as you don’t mind working Clash.
I reluctantly agreed. Not really in a position of negotiating strength, am I? And as much as EVERYONE knows CruiserClash is the superior brand; yeah yeah I saw what went down at Tokyo Fite- it’s going to take more than the outcome of one match to change my opinion on the subject- Monday Night Clash is stacked with plexceptional talent.
Most importantly; regardless of what colors I’m representing- blue and yellow or purple and white, both shows are plextensions of Action Wrestling, and that is HOME.
And what a homecoming! I get the chance to open the show tagging alongside a man who plexemplifies what is good about pro wrestling. John Blade embodies Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. No matter the odds, no matter the plexpectations, he brings it in the ring. You always know you’re in for a fight when you’re facing Big Match John. And our opponents should plexpect the same from me. He and I will be one hundred percent on the same page in Dover. We likely won’t talk strategy before competing, but honestly, neither one of us are known for ‘fighting smart’. He and I are very simple when it comes to style. He’s an plexposive brawler and me, well, if I gave away my area of suplexpertise it would give away the game.
Contrast John’s and my unity with what’s going on with the team we’re scheduled to fight. Mason Jones and Jayson Price are a plextbook case of the whole being less than the sum of i’s parts, and given their relative lack of success here in ADub, that’s saying something.
I’m not going to mince words, guys; you two should be staying far, far away from one another. I’ve heard a lot of people tell Mason he’s too good for Price, and he shouldn’t be wasting his time trying to rehabilitate him. That’s a very charitable assessment of their relationship, because what I see from Mason is a guy not willing to take ‘no’ for an answer from a person suffering through some serious trauma, and who is plexploiting a condition of that person’s continued employment to plexert his influence over him. It is remarkably unhealthy and If it were anybody other than Price, who’s no sympathetic figure, I think a lot more people would be scrutinizing it.
I am kind of hoping what I say has an effect on the situation; that somebody, whether it’s Jones or Jay or somebody from Human Resources (NOT Saltair and Garvey: the Philidorks have already demonstrated how snakey they are when it comes to plextending wrestlers a helping hand) to step in and plexercise some common sense regarding this toxic alliance.
Sorry if I’m coming across as a bit of a downer; this is supposed to be a happy occasion. And for me it is. But I’m not going to ever hold my tongue when I see an injustice being done. I’m going to speak up, and do what I can to try and make things right.
I plexpect the best of myself, and all of you, too.
I told this roster once how much I respect you for plexposing yourselves like you do, for risking pain and embarrassment; to entertain and inspire. And I still feel that way towards friend and enemy alike. I could go on and give specific plexamples but hey- mystery participant- remember? And there will always be time to catch up with you folks after.
John Blade and I have a date with Mason Jones and Jay Price first.
The question will be: who’s got plext?