Main Event
Lochlyn Cade vs. Andre Jenson
Ethan Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is your Main Event of the evening!!
The crowd goes wild at the announcement before falling silent to await the first entrant.
A deep gravely voice comes over the public address system before the music begins playing.
'The Promethean'
Meet me in the dark I'll take you down
Close your eyes to see, I'll show you how
Everything you know is broken now
The introductory beginning of Meet Me in the Dark by Otherwise begins playing as the words Lochlyn Cade flashes upon the giant video screen in crimson. Each letter turns brilliant white; one after another, and as the last letter turns white the name flashes between crimson and white.
I believe the shadows breathe
With bloodshot eyes and sharpened teeth
So walk with me
Meet me in the dark I'll take you down
Vivian Rae Jade comes out from behind the entrance curtain as she stands before pointing towards backstage. Lochlyn Cade walks out onto the stage in his familiar white and red flak jacket and hoodie with his face concealed followed by his tag team partner. His arms are spread out to his sides and he throws his head backwards revealing the mask he often finds himself wearing. He grabs at his jacket and opens it revealing the NecroCore Auditorium shirt underneath. At this moment the pair begin their walk towards the ring.
Ethan Miller: Introducing first, weighing in at 200 and one quarter pounds, “The Promethean” Lochlyn Cade!!
Jimmy Garcia: And the word bad blood doesn’t even begin to cover it, Kat. Last week Cade made things personal with the Gents!Katta Pult: Made things personal? He slapped one of their ice cream products! If that’s all it takes to make things personal, then I probably have four vendettas against me.Once ringside he removes the jacket, hoodie, and mask handing them to his valet Vivian Rae Jade. The two exchange a kiss before he jumps onto the ring apron and leaps over the ropes. Standing center ring he physically refuses to back down from his stance maintaining his dominance of the ring.
Katta Pult: Cade looking confident! And Vivian Rae and Eli Hix are at ringside to make sure Teo doesn’t interfere.Jimmy Garcia: Oh yeah, Teo’s the one we have to worry about interfering.Katta Pult: Don’t you roll your eyes at me! Dark Dynasty is the hardest working team in that locker room, and I won’t hear otherwise.A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend"
Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armour and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an axe take position either side of Jenson.
After a moment of preparation, the LARPing group walks away, and Jenson is joined by his partner in crime, Teo Blaze, who looks purposefully towards the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: We’re getting a taste of classic Jenson tonight! I know this may be before your time Kat, but when he breaks out the LARPers, you know that he’s serious!Katta Pult: Yeah, seriously deranged.When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He then nods as if acknowledging the results and shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs each of the middle turnbuckles in turn and looks like he casts a spell on each one of them with hand gestures and some reagents from his pouch. Teo takes his robe and steps to ringside, giving a dirty look to Hix and Jade across the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: These two look ready to kill each other!Katta Pult: Looks can be deceiving, I’m sure Cade has a plan for this buffoon.Ding! Ding! Ding!
The bell has barely had a chance to ring before Jenson roars across the ring, grabbing at Cade with malicious intent! Cade’s eyes go wide and he barely has time to duck to the side, causing Jenson to grab at empty air! Jenson spins, leaping towards his foe with both arms out, as if looking to tackle him off his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Uncharacteristic aggression from Jenson! He’s looking like a berserker here!Katta Pult: Look out, Lochlyn!Cade tries to catch Jenson, but the momentum causes both men to roll to the ground, throwing punches almost blindly at each other as both scramble for control! After a moment of scrambling, Jenson grabs Cade in a headlock, cranking it hard!
Katta Pult: I didn’t even know Jenson was capable of producing that kind of torque!Jimmy Garcia: You don’t mess with a man’s ice cream, Kat!Cade lets out a groan of pain, and the referee leans in to check on him. Cade starts to pull at Jenson’s arm, but the grip is tight! As Jenson tries to squeeze the life out of his opponent, Cade reaches up and jams a thumb into Jenson’s eye! Jenson releases the hold and recoils in pain as the crowd boos Cade!
Jimmy Garcia: The ref does not look happy about that!The ref tries to reprimand Cade for the eyepoke, but he shoves him away and turns towards Jenson, who is trying to regain his composure. He grabs him from behind and picks him up for a release German Suplex!
But no! Despite being half-blind, Jenson manages to use the momentum to land a perfect backflip, stumbling backwards to lean against the turnbuckle. Cade assumes the move has landed, and stands up towards Jenson, only to be caught with a running shining wizard!
Katta Pult: No, not the face!Lochlyn looks like he’s been knocked for a loop, and both men try to regain composure. Jenson shakes his head, looking to finally have cleared his vision, and approaches Cade to reapply the previously effective choke.
But Cade grabs him by both arms and flips him over with a reverse arm drag! Jenson rolls through but has been thrown off balance, and props himself up against the corner turnbuckle to keep from tumbling over the ropes.
Cade, seeing a chance to capitalize, runs forward with a running splash in the corner!
But Jenson sees it coming! Displaying the kind of quickness only possible from a cruiserweight, he rolls underneath Cade’s legs! Cade collides fully with the turnbuckle, and barely has time to stumble away before Jenson grabs him with a rollup! The ref catches it and begins to count!
One!
Two!
No! Explosive kickout from Cade, who practically launches Jenson to his feet as he rolls over, but as he gets to his knees, Jenson comes flying at him with another shining wizard!
Katta Pult: I can’t watch!But this time Cade sees it coming, and grabs Jenson, launching him towards the ropes! The momentum is huge, and Jenson ends up caught hanging halfway out of the ring! His feet dangle inside the ropes while his torso threatens to tip him right on top of Hix!
Cade suddenly cries out, gesturing to his face! The ref pauses, turning to check on Cade, who seems to be gesturing that his eye has been hurt!
Jimmy Garcia: Watch out for Hix!As soon as the ref’s back is turned, Hix runs full speed and launches a superman punch into the precariously hanging Jenson, rocking him badly as he stumbles backwards from the momentum of the punch!
Cade shoves the referee away, and as soon as Jenson comes close, he drops down to deliver a low blow!
Katta Pult: Look out below!Jimmy Garcia: The ref can’t see!But as Cade’s hand comes up to deliver the low blow, Jenson shoots down his hand, catching the blow before it has the chance to connect! He turns, staring daggers at Cade, who realizes now that his hand is precariously trapped, and before he can pull away, Jenson flips him over into an armbar!
Jimmy Garcia: Cade set himself up for that one going for that low blow!Cade kicks his feet and yells out in pain as Jenson extends the arm, twisting his hips to get it fully extended.
Katta Pult: Jenson is no submission artist, but that looks like it really hurts! Hang on Lochlyn!Lochlyn bites his fist to cope with the pain, but the grimace on his face tells the whole story, he seems to be considering tapping just to stop the agony!
And Hix has seen enough! Throwing off his jacket, he makes his way around the ring to try and interfere!
But Teo is on him in a second, and as Hix tries to slide under the ropes, Teo grabs him by the ankles and pulls him out to ringside!
Jimmy Garcia: And now we got a brawl right in front of us!Teo and Hix are trading haymakers and Lochlyn tries desperately to get a foot on the rope! Hix connects to a hard right to Teo, who stumbles backwards, but replies with a superkick! Hix takes it full on the chin, and his eyes seem to roll back, but as he stumbles, he reaches out and grabs his partner’s leg, pulling it onto the bottom rope!
Katta Pult: Talk about teamwork!The ref seems to object, but he has no choice but to break the hold, Jenson quickly stands up as Cade, frustrated, cradles his arm and stands to meet his opponent. Jenson holds out both hands, palms up, and gestures for Cade to attack. Cade looks to his arm, and then to the audience, who is now chanting for Jenson!
Crowd: Let’s go Andre! *Clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Cade seems genuinely angry by the crowds words, and explodes towards his opponent, throwing a hard right hand!
Crowd: Booo!
Jenson responds with a stiff knife edge chop to the chest!
Crowd: Yaaaay!
Cade recoils, but drives an elbow across Jenson’s temple!
Crowd: Booo!
Jenson stumbles, but quickly responds with a European uppercut!
Crowd: Yaaaay!
Cade’s legs turn to jell-o, but he seems to be winding up a big punch, and Jenson does the same! Both men throw simultaneous haymakers, and both men connect! With a cracking sound, both men drop to their knees!
Katta Pult: What viciousness!Jimmy Garcia: Both men incredibly damaged by that exchange! I think whoever can make it to their feet first might have this match won!Cade gets to his feet as Jenson shoots across the ring and goes for a dropkick but Cade catches the legs of Jenson and drops him to his back in a modified alabama slam! Cade keeps the legs clenched and catipults Jenson into the turnbuckles! He smashes into them and stumbles back and Cade rolls Jenson up from behind!!
HE HAS HIS TRUNKS HOOKED!!
AND HIX GRABS THE LEGS ON THE ROPES!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: CADE GOT HIM!!Teo jumps into action and Hix slides into the ring to get away from Teo!
The music abruptly stops as Teo goes for a clothesline on Hix but Hix ducks and Teo knocks down Cade!
Katta Pult: This action continues to spill into the after-match now!Hix jumps on Teo knocking him down! Hix his hitting right hands but Jenson is up and pulls Hix off of him and throws him down onto the canvas!
OUT OF NOWHERE THREE FIGURES HIT THE RING!
Jimmy Garcia: WHO THE HELL?!Sara Pettis is standing in the corner as Schorg Bros start jumping the four men in the ring!!
Katta Pult: What the hell is she doing?! We've seen this a few weeks ago! Void was crashed through a table and Pettis is with the Schorg Bros!Jimmy Garcia: Blood thicker than water?!Jenson is thrown through the ropes to the outside! Hix is up and Ricky catches him in mid-air as Chris hits a spinkick knocking Hix down!
Teo is speared into the turnbuckles right after and just as he crashes down into a sitout position, the other Schorg hits a superkick to the head!
Katta Pult: OH MY!!Pettis is out of the ring and she has something in her hands as the crowd boos. She gets into the ring..
Jimmy Garcia: Those are the Cruiserweight Tag Team titles!!Pettis hands them to the Schorgs who hold them tight and then raise them into the air!
They each have a foot on Cade and Teo in the middle of the ring.
The Schorgs look down and throw the belts down and exit the ring with Pettis!
Jimmy Garcia: The Schorgs making their presence known here tonight! Holy moly!Katta Pult: And Sara Pettis leading the way! This could be a very dangerous trio!We fade into our final commercial break.