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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2021 1:17:17 GMT -5
YOU FOUR WILL ROLEPLAY IN THIS THREAD ONLY
RULES: YOU GET 500 WORDS TO RESPOND IN HERE. SHOOT, CD, WHATEVER.
YOU GET 4 RESPONSES/POSTS ONLY.
YOU CAN NOT RESPOND TO YOUR OWN POST.
YOU SAW THE BRACKET ON THE CARD - JUST DO YOUR BEST AND YOUR THE PURE CUP WINNER.
(kayfabe matches will be KO/Submissions in the Lions Den cage!)
GOOD LUCK
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Sept 14, 2021 1:35:45 GMT -5
Let's just get the obvious outta the way: I'm the only motherfucker here who knows how ta' do a Pure Rules Match. I'm the only motherfucker who can survive a tournament like this let alone a match where the only goal is ta' outbeat, outwrestle, outwhatever the fuck your opponent.
So it doesn't matter if it's Rampage with his "I'm a big kid now" routine who will try ta' overpower everybody but fail because he's a big fuck and all big fucks are the same. Petrov says hi. And if ya' don't remember who he is, it's fine, nobody's gonna remember who ya' are after I'm done kickin your ass just like I kicked his fat-ass inta' oblivion. Three Superman punches and a knee ta' the fuckin face. Somethin tells me it'll take much less ta' put a fucker like you down.
It doesn't matter if it's Chase Jackson's "I'm an attempt at being interesting but really is just a wrestler's wrestler" routine who will try ta' kick and fight and scratch and claw every other person in this match. Because just like Rampage he will fail, but not because they're all the same. No, cause ya' think you're doing something different, but Tom Frost, Noris Cranley, David Hunter, fuckin Graham Baker. Ya' all wrestle like wrestling is all ya've ever done and it'd be fine if it wasn't the same story every fuckin time. You're a one-hitter? That's fine, I've beaten an MMA star that's earned purses that could finance your house. Wanna know how I beat him? The same way I beat everyone else that was put in my path: beat 'em down and choke 'em out.
It's not fuckin rocket science.
Hell, it doesn't matter if it's Byron Bathery's "I'm a tall dude who likes ta' punch and throw and strangle" as if fuckin Z Mac or Zaigon Carter weren't doin the same shit.
Seriously, all ya' motherfuckers the same.
Byron's got wins under his belt (unlike Zaigon) but it's not like he's been tested. Well, here's your test motherfuckers.
Question 1: Who here knows best how ta' survive a Pure Rules Match?
Question 2: Who out of us was the only person ta' actually be Pure Champion?
Question 3: How many people here can actually say they've evolved past the Pure Division?
Question 4: Who's got the best odds of winning this?
Final Question # 5: What corner of the locker room did Torture or Pasta Mack or whoever booked this shit drag ya' fuckers out of? Seriously, it's been a while, I bet he just pointed at whoever wasn't booked. This is multiple choice obviously.
1-4 are easy: it's me. It's always been me. This isn't "let's give three guys a chance ta' win something and be booked" this is "let's give Max three guys ta' vent some pent-up anger out on and give him another trophy ta' add ta' his collection."
It's a vanity project, boys.
Y'all probably think this tourney's about ya', right?
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Post by Chase Jackson on Sept 14, 2021 12:48:02 GMT -5
Yeah, lets get the obvious out of the way, let the dipshit go first, right?
Max, you ego-inflated whiny ass windbag. I swear to god, every time I see you walking in the lockerroom, or talking to reporters, or whatever it is you're doing with your family members wink wink, I want to punch you in the god damn face as hard as I can. Yeah, I'm clearly a replacement in this match, yeah, I think Jason Cain is probably better at knocking dipshits out like you a whole lot better than me, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to go in and give 100%.
I'm not even the underdog in this fight, i'm barely a dog in this. How many times did we see Bathory and Rampage go around and 'round with Cain and whoever else they had their sights set on. Yeah, Daemon, you were a Pure Champion, but the only thing pure about you is how you'd purely pop an STD test and you wouldn't be the only one to get positive results in your household.
Bathory can get his porn-director Hall of Famer manager to coach him up and give him all the advice he wants and needs but it won't do a damn when it comes to me. TFK and I have something in common.. I'm an AW Original just like he is, and I'm going to show you three what that means. Hard hitting, never-give-up, and full on attitude. Bathory's head would be spinning after he eats a few of my spears and my big kick giving him the KO shot where he falls out of the ring and TFK has to give him mouth to mouth!
Rampage, Rampage, Rampage.. my big bad man. How the hell are ya? Look, if I was as big as you, I'd run through the Cruiserweight divis- oh wait, that wasn't you? Just someone similar to you? Oh, anyways, Rampage, you can run your big ass body across that ring and try to do damage all ya want, but I'm quicker than you and smarter than you. I mean, I'm WAY smarter than you. Like, I'm Einstein, compared to you and you're like one fat dumb dog! Hate to say it, bud, but Rampage, the fatter they are, the harder they fall!
See ya at the Pure Cup. I'll be the one holding the trophy up while you guys whine to management.
And btw, I whined to management before, so I know how it goes. You get a marquee match at Evolution I and then get jobbed out.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Sept 15, 2021 8:09:56 GMT -5
lol way ta' prove my point ya' fuckin idiot
Nothin about ya' is original. You're bustin out the same script everybody does against me.
"Max supposedly fucked his sister" Way ta' completely miss the narrative. Not surprised, just like AW completely missed everythin Chase Jackson has ever done in his career. Congratulations, ya've been here for unknown knows how long and this is the most relevant thing ya've been a part of in a long time.
"The only thing pure about you" is that I was the fuckin Pure Champ. End stop. No need for further commentary. Your opinions are not a factor, Chase. Shit, the only thing about ya' that's a factor is that you're a fuckin W for Byron ta' walk away with. If anybody's puttin money on this "2.0" version to actually be able ta' win the Pure Cup, let alone make it past the first round, they'd have better luck investin in Philidor.
Fuck man, the best part about all of this is that ta' you, a match like this is the most recognition you'll ever get. To me? This is me returnin ta' where I started ta' pass the time and earn some more credibility ta' whatever comes next.
Because people are actually interested in what I do with my career. Nobody's lookin at Chase Jackson 2.0 and wonderin what the fuck he's gonna do next.
Hell, they're probably still wonderin why he's still under contract.
If you and Byron are what constitutes as "AW Originals" than it makes ya' wonder how AW is even still around.
Byron's got the ability but lacks the drive. Everybody wonders when Byron's finally gonna break out. When's he gonna make a name for himself? When's he gonna become the Byron everybody wants ta' see?
It sure as fuck ain't gonna be the Pure Cup. And it sure as fuck ain't gonna be against me.
Byron has potential ta' be one of the most dominant players in AW, but he's held back by his own failure ta' the point where this match feels like a near main eventer spendin time givin some props ta' three lower card guys. "What a nice guy, that Max, elevating those three guys despite them losing."
They're not gonna think "oh what a huge break for Chase Jackson or Byron Bathory or Rampage" they're gonna think "Max won? No shit, next you're gonna tell me that water's wet?"
"Chase" Jackson Hewitt is gonna lose before anybody can start ta' question why they should care, which will be enough for them ta' understand that "this is how he does it" before turnin away because how he does it sucks.
Ryou Bakuri "Byron" Bathory will soon return to his own irrelevance beatin rookies ta' the silence of thousands.
As for Rampage?
You're an attempt at an intimidatin monster that fails ta' match-up not because of your strength or size, but because Pure isn't about dominatin, it's about survivin.
You can't survive me, bitches.
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Post by Chase Jackson on Sept 15, 2021 18:55:53 GMT -5
Aren't you just the rootin'est tootin'est shootin'est bebop cowboy we've evah seen! You're so fake from head to toe, you're starting to closely resemble a Kardashian sister. I never said Byron was an AW original, you dork. I said TFK was, he's a Hall of Famer, he's the manager of Byron. You ok? You sick? You listenin' alright? You catchin' on? I can't survive you're talkin', Max, that's about it. I'm not sure what puts me to sleep first, long boring action-adventure video games with no in-depth story or you talking.. about anything and holy smokes, you're going on and on about your sister. Like I said, man, you alright? You ok? You sick!? You got the Covid? I speared the president of the company through a table and left him for dead. I destroyed his body and thats why he can't wrestle anymore let alone show up for a physical one-off segment... I took him to the limit at the first Evolution, and I don't see Max Daemon getting any special marquee match-ups, so let me ask you, Max.. if the rest of us are jobbers and no-names in this Cup.. then what does that make you? You're purely stupid.
You're purely garbage.
And I'm not even going to talk to Rampage, anymore. I tried talking to that dude a few months back in the hallways and it was like taking two pieces of bread and slapping them on the side of a ceiling fan and calling it a delicious sandwich. Dude is dumber than a box of rocks. I'm surprised he can even hit the ropes for his giant splash, or maybe he's just getting scared when his conscience catches on to him actually going a speed faster than walking so his entire body goes into a shock?
Bathory can rise from the ashes or fires of whatever else Deadmou5 or Index Case song he hears next but none of it matters to me. This is Chase Jackson 2.0. We're barely even getting Max Daemon 0.5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2021 19:00:48 GMT -5
Rampage is standing at the top of the empire state building. Looking around for he could see for miles as he spoke.
I am so sick and tired of you grizzly old veterans trying to pound your chest, acting like you have this baby won. You must think I am some pushover that is going to just let you win the Pure Cup think again. The moment I signed with Action Wrestling, I have been turning heads. I spoiled the fans with what I have been able to do in such a short period of time. Yet you guys want to act like I don’t exist and don’t belong with you because of the experience factor. We will see how that works for you. There is always a chance I could lose the Pure Cup and I would still be remembered as the greatest talent to ever compete in such a tournament. However, WHEN Rampage defies all the odds against him and wins the whole damn thing, I will be LEGENDARY. If I do nothing else in this company, I will be talked about for all eternity with respect and admiration, something none of you are worthy of.
He grabs the side of the building and grips it tightly, swinging freely like King Kong as he pounds his chest with his free hand.
Do you realize how powerful I am when you corner me? I refuse to be treated like a freak. I am a fucking monster on a mission to destroy every single person in Action Wrestling no matter what I have to do! You will respect my authority. I want you to resist me and push me to the breaking point because the moment I snap you will shit yourself and find yourself eliminated quicker than you can blink. I know Action Wrestling has seen Rampage at my lowest and highest point, but I fooled everyone. I waited for a moment like Pure Cup to reveal what I am all about. It will not be pretty, but I will get the job done. Your wife, kids, family, and friends will turn their heads as I snap your fucking necks as you fall motionless. I will spit on you and laugh as I take my victory without breaking a sweat. I know Max Deamon claims to be the only one capable of winning this thing, but you’ve never had to go against someone like me. You had it easy, just like your wrestling career. If you want to win this, you will earn it, but you come up short when I make you my little bitch. Chase Jackson, you are a name I have not heard of but you best believe you will know exactly who RAMPAGE is before and after the Pure Cup.
Rampage does a little workout hanging on the side of the building as he laughs and does pull-ups with ease as the scene fades away.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Sept 17, 2021 21:12:12 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, it turns out that the new Chase Jackson 2.0 is the same as the old Chase Jackson: garbage in everythin he does, usin tired clichés ta' try and attempt ta' get one over on his opponents, and provin ta' the world exactly why nobody gave a shit about him. Your return is nothin but a roster filler for the lower card ta' give guys like Rampage and Byron a chance at a victory. I am the guy who made the Pure Title relevant by beatin the Philidor reject Noris. I then beat a buncha people from various walks of life and types of athletes in Pure Title matches along the way. I entered the CruiserHavoc as Pure Champ and lasted better than over 20 of their guys. I fought for the US Title at Evolution and against a guy like Graham Baker in marquee matches. I entered Havoc and lasted better than over half the guys in the match. I was the sole reason Clash won the Tokyo Cup. Meanwhile, Chase Jackson was attemptin ta' coast on his past success ta' emulate future success but realized that even then he still stole this gimmick from a guy that did it better: Damian Kaine. So yeah, dumb-ass. You can't survive my talkin because my words are the reality ya' hide from. When this is all done you'll realize that Chase Jackson isn't a relevant return or an interestin member of the Clash roster, he's just a replacement brought in because the other guy went on strike or somethin. You're a scab wrestler brought in ta' pad the field and give guys like Rampage and Byron actual competition. Honestly, ya' mentioned me goin on and on about my sister but holy shit, is that really all ya' motherfuckers can think about? Fantasizin about me fuckin my sister? If y'all are that fuckin focused on it just sign up for AO3 like normal people and get ta' writin. I've seen that AW tag and that shit'll fit right in. Hell, you'll probably have more of an opportunity for some renewed success there. It'll certainly be better than anythin ya've tried ta' sell to people recently. As for Mr. Ram, last name Page. As a guy who walked inta' this shit takin the Pure Title by storm in my literal second match on the roster, I recognize when somebody is so high up their own ass that they start thinkin with some fucked up multi-brain because that's the only way I would even begin ta' believe anythin the guy was sayin. Hey, ya' know what, kudos for the attempt big guy, but given it took a superman punch and a jumpin knee ta' the face ta' put the last big guy down, and given "the harder they fall" is technically a scientific fact, I don't really like your chances buddy. But hey, ya' got potential. Just don't do pull-ups on the side of skyscrapers. That's pretty fuckin stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2021 21:36:16 GMT -5
Rampage was visiting the flight 93 memorial near Shanksville, PA. He had a tough exterior, but even this place brought tears to his eyes. The heroism from people in time of trouble amazed him. They knew death was inevitable, but instead of accepting it for themselves, they choose to save other innocent lives by their decision to retake the plane. It was a place that deserved respect and honor as Rampage stood near the wall of names and spoke in a calm voice.
I could never match what these forty people did twenty years ago, but it is the standard by which I try to live by. Every week you guys see a tough guy that has no filter. However, I am truly humbled by the event that took place here and use it as a reason to never give up because it’s a weakness. Max Daemon, you put on a righteous act and fool people into thinking you have the IT factor. The only factor you have in the Pure Cup is a non factor role. I’m sure you will laugh at that, but prove me wrong? Generally, the one who talks the most shit is the one who has the most doubt. They are lacking something in their game, so they bring others down to lift themselves up. There is enough of that in the world. Max, it is time Rampage speaks for those who have passed on but never forgotten. It is time to be heard around the world, shaking the foundation of humanity to the core. The Pure Cup is something we all dream about winning and yet only the VERY best are chosen. Just like the forty men and women on flight 93, I will sacrifice everything. The result does not matter to Rampage, it’s the story I tell in that ring. The story of triumph, honor, praise and redemption.
He continues walking down the path, taking in every single moment he can. He looks out at the field that was now a place of courage.
Bryon Bathory, the only thing cool about you is the name. It rolls off the tongue easily but don’t be naïve. Everything I am going to do to you is opposite of nice. I will make you honor me. I will beat the courage out of you, leaving you hopeless and submissive. The fact they selected you is good enough for you. It will be nice watching you crumble under pressure. Do you know what to expect in a quick event like this? Pain, pain and more pain which is my speciality. Rampage is not a flavor of the month. Rampage is not a one hit wonder. Rampage is a tough son of a bitch. I will bring courage, honor and dignity to the Pure Cup something that has never occurred before no matter what Max, Byron and Chase say. I am the wildcard that nobody wants to face.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Sept 18, 2021 20:55:49 GMT -5
Dawn of the final day, and...
Chase Jackson has decided that his best plays ta' insult me were ta; look back at what other people have used ta' and just do the same thing. That must be all that this 2.0 shtick is: the same shit, over and over again.
You're insane, Chase.
You're insane if ya' think you're good enough ta' stand in this ring with me. Ya' might've been good years ago when ya' beat-up Tort, but trust me, those days are long gone. All that's left for ya' now is ta' stand across from Byron, slap him to the mat, and then face me in the finals so I can smack ya' down as well.
Honestly, it's hilarious because ya' probably had potential at some point in this ta' stand out as a winner.
But my guy, ya' actually found a way ta' make insultin somebody monotonous. I'd probably give ya' a thumbs up if I wasn't so busy laughin at the idea that for a guy so willin ta' call me out on "shootin my shot" that ya' came ta' this with no ammo, a bad revolver, an itchy trigger figure with a fucked up thumb, and above all else, what barbs ya' tried ta' throw inta' the mix missed me by about six feet.
And it's ironic because six feet is gonna be where you'll probably wanna be after the beatin I give ta' ya' in the Pure Cup.
Don't fret, Chase, there's always the next poor sap that needs ta' be replaced. Maybe then you'll have a chance to return ta' what prominence ya' mighta had.
Nah I'm just fuckin with ya'. I appreciate thinking you're some high level talent, but ya' got no chance against anybody here.
As for the Big Guy, it's clear that ya' haven't come ta' play. Ya've come ta' wreck shit and walk away with the Pure Cup.
Props. Very minor kudos, but still some iota of props.
But boy oh boy are ya' playin the wrong game if this is the kinda shit you're bringin ta' the table.
Mr. Page, I am the one who will beat ya' in that ring. It isn't rocket science or whatever fucked up science made ya' in a lab. It isn't a debate or a speech class on who is gonna win the Pure Cup.
It's just how it's gonna be my man.
Chase is gonna whip Byron to the mat. I am gonna whip YOU to the mat. Then I am gonna whip Chase ta' the mat.
Call me fuckin Devo baby cause everyone's gonna be whipped good after this.
Well, everyone but me that is.
Why?
Cause I'm Max fuckin Daemon.
And there are only three guys ta' ever bring me ta' my limit.
And fuckin none of ya' deserve to be in the same conversation as any of 'em.
Y'all honestly had a better chance of bein a mute like Byron.
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Post by Chase Jackson on Sept 19, 2021 7:15:23 GMT -5
Rampage: shut up.
Bathory: you’re a waste.
Daemon: thanks for saying the quiet part out loud.. We know you only beat jobbers and lose to the midcard. That’s literally my schtick. Maybe you’re Chase Jackson 2.0?
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