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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:13:20 GMT -5
No music or montage or anything, we open up on JJ Biggs standing in front of a camera. JJ Biggs: Tonight is a new .. season.. lets say for the CruiserClash brand! Lets kick things off tonight with a bang! I have a HUGE announcement at the end of the show regarding the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight Championship..
The crowd is cheering as JJ Biggs takes it all in. JJ Biggs: So, let the fun begin! New season, new opportunities, lets goooo!We fade into the opening intro for CruiserClash.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:14:43 GMT -5
Quid vs. Paul Mall
Quid walks to the ring with no pageantry. Jimmy Garcia: This next match could favor QuidKatta Pult: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling!A sound of a thumb flicking a lighter reverberates over the PA system as the lights dim to black. It is immediately followed by the synth of a recognizable 80's classic. At the entrance curtain, the formation of a silhouette can be seen: its only distinguishing characteristic is a cherry of a lit menthol near the head. Ethan Miller: Making his way down to the ring, from Winston-Salem, North Carolina! As "Rock me Amadeus" begins to pick up, the lights return to reveal the Surgeon General’s sworn enemy and the highway’s best friend taking a drag from the cancer stick and exhaling extravagantly. Ethan Miller: Weighing in at 200 pounds, he is the Natural American Spirit...Paul Mall! The trucker-slash-acrobat makes his way down the aisle with the cigarette in his mouth, making sure to criss-cross the barricades to slap the outstretched hands of the fans who give him a rousing ovation. As the AW crew have set out a courtesy tray for him at his corner, he pops the ash into it as he climbs into the ring. Scaling the turnbuckle for his obligatory “#1” gesture, Paul (still smoking) performs a back-flip off the ropes to further delight the audience. Jimmy Garcia: They look ready to go!Katta Pult: This should be good!DING DING DING Quid grabs Mall and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Mall out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Mall stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Quid stomps on Mall and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Quid goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Mall kicks out. Quid grabs Mall and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Mall ducks and lets Quid turn around and hits a dropkick! Quid goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Mall meets him with a kick to the head! Mall pins Quid! ONE! TWO! Quid gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Mall helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a tilt-a-whirl powerslam! Mall pins Quid! One! Two! Quid gets another shoulder up. Jimmy Garcia: It was almost over!Katta Pult: I thought it was!This time Mall picks up Quid and goes for a suplex but Quid gets out of it and hits a hurricanrana. Quid covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Jimmy Garcia: MALL GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Quid whips Mall to the ropes and goes for a kick but Mall catches the boot and whips Quid around and hits TROPIC OF CANCER! Mall has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: What a win for Paul Mall!
He gets up and celebrates the win on CruiserClash..
Katta Pult: We have to know what this means for tonights announcement.. Mall is looking good!
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:15:33 GMT -5
Cheyenne Walker vs. Rey Riddler
The lights inside the arena dim slightly. Then, the sounds of Saweetie’s “Fast (Motion)” begins to fill the arena. With the sounds of the hip-hop banger, the crowd instantly begins to cheer as the camera pans towards the entrance way. Emerging from behind the curtain, the “Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker runs onto the stage. With the fans' cheers raining down on the arena, a large smile comes over her face. Throwing her hands into the air, she acknowledges the fans with head nods and mouthing phrases such as “I love you too”, and “thanks so much!” at the fans. As she begins to walk down the ramp, her father, “wrestling’s only underrated living manager”, “The Louisiana Ramblin’ Man” Cornelius Walker comes from behind the curtain. Shaking his head, he begins to walk behind his daughter. Walking down the ramp, Cheyenne runs from side to side hi-fiving fans, and hugging the children in attendance. Ethan Miller: “Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her father ‘The most underrated manager in professional wrestling history’, the Louisiana Ramblin’ Man, Cornelius James Walker. From New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the ‘Killa Bae’ Cheyenne Walker!” Making her way to ringside, Cheyenne runs up to the ring, landing her knees onto the apron. Looking back at the crowd, she once again throws her hands into the air before grabbing the middle rope. Bending back, she flips her hair back before standing up on the apron. Taking hold of the top rope, she jumps up, and lands in the ring. Cornelius stays at ringside as his daughter runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. Putting her hands on the top turnbuckle, she jumps up landing her feet on the middle turnbuckle. Looking out into the crowd, she throws her arms up one more time as the crowd pops once again. Loving the adulation she received, Chey jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. Jimmy Garcia: This looks very interesting!Fearless Warrior hits and after the first ten seconds the crowd ramps up and cheers as a HUGE pyro blast hits and Rey Rey jumps out of the hole in the bottom of the stage and lands on his feet! The music hits and the crowd starts to chant LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA which makes Rey very happy! He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring under the ropes and gets to his feet! He springboards off the ropes into a moonsault and lands on his feet in the center of the ring! He chants LUCHA LUCHA with the fans as he's jumping up and down! Katta Pult: This should be fun!DING DING DING Riddler and Walker tie up and Walker back flips out of the arm twist and Riddler flips her back down to the canvas and goes for a kick to the back of the head but Walker ducks under and rolls Riddler up! One! Two! Riddler kicks out and hits the ropes as Walker twists and turns Riddler upside down and hits a backbreaker! That's when we notice someone coming down the ring! Jimmy Garcia: Hey! Thats Jugo De Leon!Katta Pult: What is he doing here?!Jugo comes down the ramp and crosses his arms. Walker tells him to get lost! That's when Riddler rolls her up! ONE!! TWO!! Walker kicks out! Riddler is back up and hits the ropes but Walker ducks and hits a neckbreaker! Walker hits the ropes but Jugo trips her! The ref sees it and calls for the bell!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Jugo got Riddler disqualified!!Jugo slides into the ring and shoves Walker out of the ring through the ropes! Jugo gets into the ring and Riddler stands up.. Katta Pult: Maybe they're arch-rivals?!Riddler and Jugo hug! The crowd starts to boo! Katta Pult: Why are they booing?!Jimmy Garcia: I think in Mexico these two were a tag team and they were bullies!Jugo and Riddler walk out of the ring together saying "4 LIFE" in the camera. They're all smiles as the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:18:19 GMT -5
Alex Scott vs. Badass Bob vs. Terry Colt Jr.
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first Bad Ass Bob.Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass. Ethan Miller: and his opponent Terry Colt, Jr.The opening riff of Halestorm’s “Shoot To Thrill” hits on the PA system, as the second guitar joins the first Terry Colt Jr appears on stage looking humble but determined. There’s no pyro or real changes to the lighting, just Terry standing in his wrestling gear and wearing a simple track jacket with a towel around his shoulders, as the song progresses he heads down the aisle giving a small nod of appreciation to a couple of fans before he reaches the ring. He climbs into the ring, looks out to the crowd nearest to his corner and raises his arm with a ‘thumbs up’, after a few moments he lowers his arm and begins to remove the towel and track jacket, passing them through the ropes to a ringside attendant. As the music fades he performs a few stretches using the nearby ropes. Ethan Miller: and Finally Alex Scott."Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes to stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Jimmy Garcia: Three men trying to rise up the ranking going at it tonight.The bell rings and Bob charges out of his corner and takes down Colt and begins to reign down punches, Alex leans on the ropes and smirks just taking in the action. Colt reverses and unloads with mounted punches of his own. The ref calls for the break and Colt breaks and stands, Alex drops Colt with a drop kick, Bob pops up and Alex nails him with a dropkick, Alex double clotheslines Colt and Bob after they get to their feet. Alex tosses Colt out of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Alex taking the early control.Alex and Bob exchange punches, Bob knees Alex in the gut, and connects with a quick spinning neckbreaker and covers. One. Colt clubs Bob on the back and picks him up and nails him with a european uppercut, Bob stumbles backward, Alex hooks his waist and sends Bob across the ring with a released german suplex. Colt and Alex stare each other down, and Bob grabs a rolling up Colt. One Kickout. Alex nails Bob with an inverted atomic drop, then Colt hooks him and drives him across the ring with an exploder suplex. Colt and Alex waste no time and lockup, Alex delivers several quick knees to the guts of Colt, then scoops him up and slams him to the mat, Bob big boots Alex sending him crashing into the corner. Bob unloads with a series of elbows to Alex he steps back and measures Alex for one last elbow only for Colt to drops kick him into Aelx in the corner Aelx fall in the cortner as Bob stumbles backward, Colt delivers a series of forearms to the back of Bob then lifts him and drops him across his knees, Alex catches Colt with a clothesline, Bob grabs Alex by the tights and send him back into the corner. Bob goes after Colt, nailing him with several quick punches to the face. Bob is taken down by a Alex chop block Colts nails a dropkick to Bob’s face, Bob rolls out of the ring, Alex nails Colt with a roundhouse kick, the stomps the leg of Colt, Bob slides back into the ring and catches Alex with a spinebuster, Colt catches Bob with the Thunder Twist. Alex superkicks Colt then connects with “The Answer” and Covers. One Two Thr….. Kick out! Alex picks up Terry but Terry shoves Alex away into the turnbuckles and hits his hands and knees! Badass Bob comes CRASHING into the turnbuckles with a big twisting splash! Scott is stunned and Bob turns around to Terry Colt hitting a dropkick sending him through the ropes! Colt turns around and connects!! Scott is out! Colt Jr pins! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING
Katta Pult: Terry Colt Jr wins!
Jimmy Garcia: A new season, new fresh opportunities they said, and Terry Colt Jr is the winner!
He celebrates as Badass Bob kicks the ring post and apron and whatever cause hes big mad.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:21:06 GMT -5
JJ Biggs Sits Down With Regan Voorhees
THIS WAS TAPED EARLIER THIS WEEK
The scene opens in a private gallery, a camera pan across a row of oil paintings upon ebonywood easels. Each painting commemorates one of Regan Voorhees' Cruiserweight Championship victories - over Spayde Martinez at Timebomb, Soldado Fortuna and Addy A at Evolution IV and finally over Addy A at CruiserClash 50. Past the paintings the camera holds on a white marble bust of Regan, eyes upcast and brimming with stone spite, before stopping on the actual face of Regan Voorhees occupying a similar position. The lighting is minimal, illuminating her, her art, and JJ Biggs sitting across from her. They occupy matching King Louis chairs in cherrywood. Biggs starts to ask his first question, but Regan holds up a single finger. She adjusts the marble bust beside her, turning it a fraction of a centimeter, before turning attention back to her interviewer. Regan Voorhees: Please, go ahead.JJ Biggs: Miss Voorhees, while you have been Cruiserweight champion, you have abused the rules and regulations on CruiserClash and on multiple occasions have used Joey Bunga for assistance to keep that Cruiserweight Championship -A door creaks upon, followed by a shuffle of footsteps. Regan holds up a single finger again. Regan Voorhees: Apologies, just one moment. What sort of host would I be if I didn't offer snacks?Joey Bunga appears, a silver platter in hand. Joey Bunga: Yo, Biggs.Biggs offers Joey the slightest of nods as the simp sets the platter. It is lined with cubes of cheese, in various shades of white, yellow, orange. Nose twitching, Regan snatches up a particularly orange cube, pinching it between two fingers. She examines the offending cube beneath her nose, her eyes narrowing. Regan Voorhees: Joey... Is this dairy?Joey Bunga: Yeah, Velveeta. I thought since there's a guest, he might -The finger raises again, while her other hand unpinches the cheese cube, letting it fall softly back onto the platter. The finger lowers, as Regan grabs one side of the platter and flings it at the wall. An ear-splitting clang echoes through the room, Biggs and Bunga wincing at the sound. Regan Voorhees: That will be all, Joey.Bunga nods, his eyes drifting back and forth between Regan and Biggs. He backs out of the room as quietly as possible. Once the door shuts, a polite smile creeps back across Regan's face. Regan Voorhees: So sorry you had to see that. In the midst of Joey's ineptitude, your first question slipped my mind. But do continue.JJ Biggs: ...Are you proud of yourself? Are you proud of each of your Cruiserweight Championship reigns because of this?Regan Voorhees: Why would I not be proud? Three successful reigns as Cruiserweight Champion, one away from tying the record. I shudder to think of where CruiserClash would be without me as the figurehead.JJ Biggs: You almost had Joey Bunga run Addy A over with his car, you tried to ruin not only her career but perhaps her life.. I ask you this; how low are you willing to go to -Again, the finger. Regan Voorhees: I believe the saying is, 'By hook or by crook.' Some people find my methods objectionable, but nothing speaks like success. My determination to succeed sets a standard. People have seen what I'm capable of and had a taste of how far I'm willing to go.JJ Biggs: Attempted murder.Regan Voorhees: Your words, not mine. If people are threatened by my actions, I would think that should tick the Don't-Fuck-With-Regan box in their little reptile brains. But for the stupids, well, I may just have to escalate matters.A titter escapes her ruby lips, humorless and inciting. Regan Voorhees: Escalate? Like a ladder match, with two opponents that I was forced into. Not that I'm the type to slander someone, despite their obvious personal biases. I'm sure you book championship matches based on merit and not how badly you want to see the champion lose.JJ Biggs: Addy and Terra Walker both more than deserved title shots, especially after everything you pulled.Regan Voorhees: Here's the difference between me and everyone else on this show - I don't begrudge anyone their successes. Addy was more interested in putting me through a ladder than winning, Terra Walker seized the opening that stunt provided. My rematch was interrupted, so before I pursue regaining my championship, I need to take Addy A off the board.JJ Biggs: You tried once and it didn't work. After that, the entire company is watching. Any funny business happens to Addy, you're the prime suspect.Regan Voorhees: I told Addy that she won't get near the Cruiserweight Championship again so long as I draw breath, but I'm willing to settle this in the ring, like a professional. But first, I need to consider my demands. Just, one thing you should note - when a situation between two people like this gets so utterly out of control, the person to come out on top is quite simply the one willing to go the farthest in ruining the other. And I am willing to go very, very fucking far.She stands, giving a nod and motioning to the door. Regan Voorhees: Feel free to show yourself out. Or eat some cheese off the floor. We're done here.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:22:19 GMT -5
Masuda Teijin vs. Azurine Vebbins
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first form, Los Angeles, California, Azurine Vebbins.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Ethan Miller: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jimmy Garcia: This should be a good match between Azurine and Masuda.Katta Pult: Yeah, two wrestlers in limbo right now, neither can afford a loss here tonight.The motions to both wrestlers and calls for the bell. Vebbins and masuda fist bump, then lockup, Masuda gains a side headlock, then whips Azurine into the ropes, on the rebound Masuda knocks Azurine down with a shoulder block,, Azurine pops up then lock up again, Azurine transitions and hip tossed Masuda, this time masuda pops back up, Masuda ducks Azurine’s chop attempt. Masuda unloads with a series of hard chops to the chest of Azurine, Azurine counters with several open palm strikes. Azurine dodges Masuda,s clothesline attempt, and dropkicks Masuda who hits the ropes and bounces back. Azurine hooks Masuda and connects with a release german suplex, Masuda pops up and is dropped with a standing dropkick, Azurine goes for the pin. One. Kickout. Azurine and Masuda engage in a chop, palm strike exchange, Masuda backs Azurine and delivers a hard chop to her chest, then quickly hooks her and connects with a release t-bone suplex. Masuda catches a charging Azurine with a back body drop. Masuda picks Azurine and delivers a headbutt that staggers Azurine, then scoops her up and slams her to the mat then locks in an armbar. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda slowing it down a bit here.Katta Pult: Rest holds, boring.Masuda wrenched the arm of Azurie who maneuvers around getting to one knee, then stands up and repeatedly elbowed Masuda in the gut forcing the release. Azurine drives Masuda to the mat with a quick snap suplex and covers. One Kickout. Azurine lifts Masuda on her shoulders, and spins around several times then drops Masuda and stumbles around. Jimmy Garcia: downside to the airplane spin, it leaves both wrestlers disoriented.Azurine connects with a jumping clothesline, Azurine locks in a sleeper hold, locking her legs around his waist. Jimmy Garcia: This is a good strategy here to wear down the bigger opponent.Masuda looks like he is about to fade then begins to fight his way up to his feet, struggling then getting to his feet and rams Azurine into the nearest corner forcing the break. Azurine however drives Masuda to the mat with a bulldog. Azurine covers. One Two Kickout. As Masuda stumbles to his feet Azurine connects with a running DDT. Azurine drops several quick knee drops to Masuda’s back, then locks in a Boston Crab. Azurine wrenches the crab, Masuda maneuvers himself into the ropes. Azurine breaks, Masuds reverses the northern suplex attempt and connects with a Stalling Saito suplex brainbuster combo, Masuda picks Azurine up and delivers the Masuda Driver and covers. One Two Three. Ding ding. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner Masuda Teijin.Jimmy Garcia: Masuda gets a big win here tonight.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:25:05 GMT -5
JJ Biggs Sits Down With Addy A
THIS WAS TAPED EARLIER THIS WEEK
Entering on a house that is lived by a mother, her six year old daughter and her nanny. JJ Biggs is sitting on the leather couch waiting for Addy A. Nevaeh: Are you hear for my Mummy?JJ Biggs: Yes.Neveah: You're ugly.Addy A interrupts her daughter. Addy A: That's enough Neve, Go play Barbie.Neveah: Don't want to.Addy A: Jus' fuckin' do it.Neve storms off in a huff as Addy A sits down on the matching couch oppositie JJ Biggs. Addy A: Wat'cha want Biggie?JJ Biggs: Can you tell us in your own words, how you felt when you fully learned that Joey Bunga, thanks to Regan Voorhees, tried to run you over with their car?Addy A: I was gonna fuckin' kill 'im. Take his testicles from his fuckin' body an' watch 'im choke on 'em until he ain't had no fuckin' air left in his lungs an' giggle like a catholic schoolgirl seein' her first dick as the last bits'a fuckin' oxygen left 'is body. Then I was gonna go get Regan an' shove her little piggies inta her cunt. But ya stopped all that 'cause ya said ya would 'andle it but ya were a pussy. So now I'm goin' back an' I'm gonna handle it how I handle it fuck wha' ya think.JJ Biggs: You captured the Cruiserweight Championship but lost it just one week later back to Regan Voorhees, can you tell us how emotionally deflating that was for you and help us understand having that accomplishment taken away and what it meant in the career of Addy. Addy A: Fuck! Did ya not 'ear me, Biggie. I'm gonna murder Regan. That ain't some fuckin' idle threat fah ratin's. I'm gonna Gina Bigliani tha blonde cunt. I'm gonna giv'ha a smile tha fuckin' Columbians would be proud'a. I'm gonna take the prickliest fuckin' cactus I can find an' rape her with it until the spines get stuck in her fuckin' teeth. Voorhees an' Bunga are fuckin' dead. Sure I made a promise ta capture tha Cruiserweight Title. I did that. I'm bigger than that, but until Regan Voorhees is nothin' but a shrunkin' fuckin' head on a keychain, I ain't give a fuck 'bout tha gold. When that little blonde cunt is lost in tha never-never, I'm gettin' me belt an' I'm wearin' it fahever.JJ Biggs: What are you willing to do to get your hands on Regan Voorhees one last time.. I, need to know if I need to be prepar-?Addy A: Fuckin' anythin' an' everythin' an' I mean that Biggie. If ya don't let me near Regan I'll start offin' cunts like I did when I had ta avenge Robbie Hope, ya get that. I got bodies in me closet an' I won't hesitate ta put me there Biggie. Ya don't gimme Regan, the blood is on ya fuckin' hands. Every last fuckin' one of 'em. Get that.
Addy just stares at Biggs with fire in her eyes. The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:28:33 GMT -5
Teo Blaze vs. Eli Hix
Ethan Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is your Main Event of the evening!!The crowd goes wild at the announcement before falling silent to await the first entrant. Mushroomhead's We are the truth begins playing and the lights flicker on and off. From the back comes Eli Hix, wearing an unbuckled straightjacket, head down and laughing to himself as he walks to the ring. Ethan Miller: Introducing first, weighing in at 199 pounds, accompanied by his tag team partner and representing the Dark Dynasty…Eliiiiii Hiiiiix!!He slides under the bottom rope and crawls across the ring on his stomach until he reaches the corner where Cade helps him remove the jacket and sits until the match begins. Cade has a smug smile on his face as he begins speaking to his partner about their strategies. Jimmy Garcia: Eli Hix representing Dark Dynasty here tonight, and they were mere inches away from a tag team title shot last week. This match could be a chance to get back in that discussion.Katta Pult: Discussion? Dark Dynasty should be the Champions right now! They’ve been running wild through this tag division like no other team can claim to have done!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant they fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze, accompanied by his friend and partner, Andre Jenson. With a signature fist bump to his partner, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation. Jimmy Garcia: And what can you say about the Two Gents? Less than a year in and they’ve put a stamp on this tag team division.Katta Pult: Oh what, did they give you a free Gentburger Coupon to say that? Give me a tag team that actually takes themselves seriously.There is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. The referee motions to both tag partners to move to ringside as Teo and Hix stare at each other from across the ring. Jimmy Garcia: And with the tag team partners here at ringside, maybe they’ll keep each other from interfering.Katta Pult: I wouldn’t count on it. Don’t take your eye off of Cade OR Jenson.Ding! Ding! Ding! The bell signals for the match to start, and Teo and Hix both approach each other carefully, circling and seeing what the other will do. After a few seconds, Teo holds his hands out to offer Hix the chance to lock up, and Hix seems to take the offer, approaching slowly...and cold cocking the luchador with a cheap shot! Jimmy Garcia: How unsportsmanlike!Katta Pult: But effective!Teo turns, rubbing his jaw as Hix holds his fist up, pantomiming blowing smoke off of it like a pistol. Teo turns back to his foe and smiles, holding out his hands to lock up again. Hix, with a smug expression, goes to take it this time, but as his hands go up, Teo suddenly explodes with a knife edge chop into Hix’s chest! Crowd: Woooooo!Hix winces, caught off guard by the veteran, and Teo capitalizes, running forward and grabbing Hix by the sides of the head. He raises his knee up to drive it into Hix’s forehead! But Hix jumps back, freeing himself and stumbling towards the ropes, trying to regain his consciousness. Teo holds up his fingers to indicate how close the strike came to landing as Hix shoots him a dirty look. Jimmy Garcia: Both of these guys are so capable of exploding at any instant, this ring is like a powder keg!Katta Pult: But who will make the first mistake?Hix confers with his partner, who whispers something in his ear, and Cade nods knowingly. He sprints towards Teo, seemingly going for a flying knee! Teo ducks the move, seeing it coming from a mile away, but Hix’s momentum carries him to the ropes, where he launches back with a springboard tornado DDT as soon as Teo turns around! Katta Pult: What a move!Jimmy Garcia: He baited Teo into ducking, but it was all to set up the rebound!Teo is prone now, and Hix drags him to the edge of the ring where his partner is waiting. He lays Teo down in front of Cade, then stands on his chest and throat, holding onto the ropes to pin him down! Teo struggles beneath Hix’s boots as the referee tries to break things up! Across the ring, Jenson tries to slap the mat to encourage his partner! The referee starts to count, and Hix let’s Teo free right before the five, but the luchador is in trouble. Hix turns and shoves the referee, arguing about the break, which gives Cade the opportunity to grab Teo and choke him behind the ref’s back! Jimmy Garcia: Oh come on now! Ref, turn around!Katta Pult: Hush Jimmy, this is just good teamwork!The ref turns around but Cade releases the choke, holding his hands up innocently as Hix seems to get an idea. He turns and runs off the opposite rope, going full speed at Teo with a baseball slide! But Teo sees it coming! He grabs onto the middle rope and hoists himself out of the way just in time! Hix can’t stop himself and his legs go through the bottom rope, knocking his partner into the barricade! Katta Pult: Watch out, Lochlyn!Jimmy Garcia: I guess he shouldn’t have been standing there!Hix is stunned, and after seeing if his partner is okay, turns angrily back towards Teo, but Blaze is ready for him! As soon as Hix turns back, Teo jumps forward and grabs him with a T-Bone suplex! Hix lands in the center of the ring with a thud, trying to roll away as Teo springs to his feet! Hix grabs the ropes across the ring, and Teo smiles, running forward and grabbing Hix as he jumps through the bottom rope, landing a rope-assisted Snap German Suplex! Jimmy Garcia: And there’s that explosiveness that I was mentioning! What a combo!Teo is now at ringside as Hix struggles to regain himself in the ring. Jenson approaches Teo, and reaches under the ring apron to pull out a small cooler. Jenson opens it up and inside are a collection of pre-wrapped Gentcones! Teo smiles and grabs a handful of the confections, throwing them out to the front row to a chorus of cheers! Jimmy Garcia: And it looks like it’s time for an ice cream break!Katta Pult: Ugh, give ME a break.Moments later, Cade makes his way around the ring, angrily gesturing towards the cooler and pointing for Teo to get back in the ring. Teo reaches into the cooler and hands one of the cones out to Cade, who is livid at the offer as the crowd chants. Crowd: Take a bite! Take a bite! Take a bite!Cade slaps the Gentcone out of Teo’s hand where it flies somewhere around the third row. Teo stares daggers at Cade as the two get face to face… Jimmy Garcia: Uh-oh, this could end badly….Katta Pult: Look out!Suddenly, out of nowhere, Eli Hix flies over the top rope with a suicide dive!! He takes out both Gents and his partner, sending everyone into the barrier, cooler and all! Bodies are piled up at ringside as the ref begins to count! One! Two! Jimmy Garcia: We could have a double count out here!Katta Pult: The ref is already at five!Six! Seven! Cade helps Hix to his feet, and the 21st Century Trendkiller slides into the ropes! Eight! BUT NO! HIX FALLS BACK AND ISN'T IN THE RING!! NINE!! TEO GETS UP AND STUMBLES SHORT OF THE APRON..
TEN!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE! TEO AND HIX JUST GOT COUNTED OUT!!
Katta Pult: NEITHER MAN COULD WIN!!
Jimmy Garcia: The Tag Team division just got intense!
We fade out as both Jenson tries to help Teo and Hix is being helped up by Cade!
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 13, 2021 23:30:36 GMT -5
JJ Biggs Announcement
IM BAAACKKKKK and the music hits and the crowd pops as JJ Biggs comes down the ramp after blasting through the curtain and he's a man on a mission! He's having fun though, high fiving some fans and he gets into the ring! Jimmy Garcia: This is his special announcement he said he was going to make!Katta Pult: I wonder what this is all about?!JJ Biggs grabs a microphone from Ethan Miller and his music slowly fades out. JJ Biggs: When I took over as General Manager of CruiserClash, I said I was all about opportunity! I was all about men and woman stepping up and proving their worth here on the best brand.. CruiserClash!The crowd pops. JJ Biggs: I think after my sit-down interviews with Regan Voorhees and Addy A, that it's best I keep them away from the Cruiserweight Championship for just a bit. The crowd boos and cheers and boos. JJ Biggs: So that means it's time for someone to step up! Someone to get an opportunity!The crowd pops. JJ Biggs: So starting next week, right here on CruiserClash, there are four episodes where we'll push the limits of our superstars in a #1 Contender Eliminator Tournament!The crowd pops as the ActionTron lights up. The crowd cheers as Biggs looks on. JJ Biggs: I think it-He stops talking as we see two figures coming down the ramp! The crowd boos as it's The Heritage! Parsons is trying to hold Payne back but Payne sees nothing but FURY and FRUSTRATION. Jimmy Garcia: What is going on?! Parsons is trying to keep Payne back!Katta Pult: They threatened Biggs last week!Parsons can't stop Payne as he gets on the apron! Biggs tosses the microphone to the side and is ready to fight. Parsons is screaming for Payne to stop and Payne just stands on the apron smiling. Biggs is talking trash and Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THEKatta Pult: WHO THE Someone just attacks Biggs from behind knocking him down!! Jimmy Garcia: THATS WHO THE.. WHAT THE?!Katta Pult: THAT MONSTER ISNT A CRUISERWEIGHT!!Parsons and Payne get into the ring as Parsons is trying to stop both of them but Payne picks up Biggs and gives him to this big figure.. and this big figure hits a HUGE POWERBOMB ON JJ BIGGS!! Katta Pult: THIS MAN JUST POWERBOMBED JJ BIGGS!!Jimmy Garcia: THE HERITAGE HAVE JUST GOT THIS MAN TO ATTACK JJ BIGGS! WHAT IS GOING ON?!Parsons is still trying to get them to stop but this figure picks up JJ Biggs and picks him up again hitting a SECOND POWERBOMB!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD WE NEED HELP!!The crowd is pouring in their boos as Parsons is sitting in the corner and can't believe what he's seeing. Payne picks up Biggs and tosses him back to this large man and this man hits a THIRD powerbomb on JJ BIGGS! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN IT!! DAMN IT!!Payne grabs the microphone Biggs tossed down.. James Payne: SAY HELLO TO MY COUSIN HARPER!! Katta Pult: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS COUSIN HARPER DOING HERE?!James Payne: I TOLD YOU BIGGS! I TOLD YOU!! YOU WRONGED US!! YOU WRONGED THE HERITAGE AND WE WON'T STAND FOR IT!! NO ONE WILL WRONG THE HERITAGE!!Payne throws the microphone down onto Biggs and kneels down slapping Biggs as Parsons gets up trying to stop Payne. Payne stands up and Parsons is trying to talk both Payne and Cousin Harper down. Payne and Harper taunt over JJ Biggs as officials rush down the ramp being led by Ned the Intern. Ned stops at the apron as officials slide into the ring. Katta Pult: OH MY GOD, BIGGS IS HURT BAD, JIMMY!Jimmy Garcia: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! COUSIN HARPER?! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! WHY IS HE HERE?! CAUSE JJ BIGGS WRONGED THEM ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!Katta Pult: Calm down, Jimmy!!The crowd boos as the graphic appears and CruiserClash is fading off the air.. Jimmy Garcia: THE HERITAGE JUST BRUTALLY ATTACKED OUR GENERAL MANAGER.. BUT WHY!? WHY?!
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