Post by Karlie Nash on Dec 30, 2018 2:53:41 GMT -5
Karlie Nash appears on the screen.
Karlie: So I’m standing here and I’m wondering something, and maybe all you fans can help me figure out why Lisa Foster missed the last show of the year while crowing about how much she said she was going to be there and why she hasn’t been booked for anything related to Action Wrestling going forward.
Karlie gets an arrogant smirk on her face.
Karlie: I’m going to tell you why, on December 19th I made a little trip down to Dallas Texas, where Lisa was doing some stupid wrestling seminar, and for some strange reason the suits and ties that run Action Wrestling put an immediate do not broadcast gag order on showing the footage, but there was these two ladies within that little circle that took a liking to me and let’s just say that I was able to get my hands on the footage. You all want to know why Lisa hasn’t been seen on Action Wrestling? Here’s why.
Footage rolls from the seminar on December 19th, seen here….
The scene opens to many a kid and teenager huddled around a wrestling ring inside the local YMCA. Inside the ring, clad in black and white American Gladiator themed ring attire, is Lisa Foster, who goes about correcting two kids in the ring who are performing a fundamental wrestling hold incorrectly.
The prying eye of the camera begins to move through the mass of smiling and attentive future stars of the squared circle, and stops next to two teenage males, age 14 each, who are making a bet on which one can grab a hold of Lisa’s mouth watering rear-end the longest when she calls people in for one-on-one sparring. The teens spot the camera and scurry away in their guilt.
The camera keeps going, catching Lisa leaning against the ropes now, facing out into the crowd.
Lisa: Patience is one of the keys to being a great wrestler, or being great in anything you do. Don’t try to fast track up the ladder by claiming to be a Queen without the merit to back it up. Don’t put on a mask, literally or figuratively, to gain acceptance and promotion. Don’t feign a split personality to justify bad acts. Just be yourself. Work hard at your craft. If you decide wrestling isn’t your thing, then apply what I said nonetheless, because it applies to all aspects. Most importantly, don’t be afraid to fail by trying things that people think you can’t do. It’s like my pepaw used to always say… “Aim for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” NOW, I’ve got a very special challenge for one of you right now. I’m going to select a very lucky person to come in here and take me on one-on-one. If you can pin or submit me, you win this…
One of AW’s film crew hands a replica title belt to Lisa. Already wearing one of hers from the UFC days she dominated, Lisa places the slightly smaller one up next to it, showing how close to the real thing it is. The kids eyes light up with awe and wonder.
Lisa: I had this specially made for this very special future stars program. So, who oh who is going to try to rip this from me hmmm?
Lisa smiles sweetly and playfully dangles it in her hand. Many a kid screams out and waves their hands frantically for the honor, but one eight year old girl in particular crawls up onto a chair then crawls up a taller kid’s back onto their shoulders unannounced and uninvited. It’s just enough to catch Lisa’s glance, and she grins from ear to ear and points to her.
Lisa: Hot damn I love the effort. Get on in here!
The crowd claps and encourages the small girl as she is helped into the ring by her fellow kids. Lisa kneels by her and gives her a hug, throwing an arm around her tiny shoulder.
Lisa: You went the extra mile kiddo, I love it. What’s your name?
The girl replies sheepishly with “Gail”.
Lisa: Ah, Gail. Beautiful name, kiddo. Congrats, you’ve earned your shot at gold already, at only 8 years old. Just apply what you’ve learned here tonight and if you can put me down then you win it all and go home with gold. You ready?
Gail shakes her head yes and the two back away from each other. The camera maintains its feed on the ring as Lisa and Gail go at it for a few minutes before Gail “gets” Lisa with a snazzy armbar. Lisa has no “choice” but to “tap out”. The kids go wild with support of their fellow kid as she jumps up and down in the ring for joy. Lisa gives her a big hug and nod of respect then bestows the title to her and helps her exit the ring.
Lisa stays in to leave some more pearls of wisdom.
Lisa: See there? We can all learn from Gail. The odds were against her but she had enough faith in herself and courage to come at me with all she had, and look what happened? She overcame the obstacle. I’ll remember Gail when I’m back in the AW ring against those who say I can’t whip them. I’ll show the world you don’t need masks or money or voodoo or social media god status to become a champion. Gail and all of you will be in every punch and kick I throw. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t beat them. And if they do tell you that, then prove them wrong!
Suddenly the sound of clapping is heard, the camera pans over to Lisa’s fellow AW wrestling star, Karlie.
Karlie: Now that was definitely a five star classic.
Karlie smirks.
Karlie: Losing to an eight year old girl.
Karlie bends down in front of some of the kids.
Karlie: Do you kids know what loser means.
The kids shake their heads no.
Karlie: It’s a person that loses. And if all you kids want to know what a loser looks like than look in the ring at Lisa and you see a loser.
Lisa doubles over with laughter, causing the scared kiddies to find comfort enough to laugh along with her, though they have no idea why. After her bout of giggles, Lisa points at Karlie.
Lisa: Did you seriously just roll up in here like some kind of stalker jumping out of the bushes? Really? Are you, of all people, going to blab about “a person that loses”?
Lisa sighs and looks around at the children for a moment.
Lisa: Kids, everybody loses at some point. You’re going to lose a fight, a match, a race, something… it’s going to happen… it’s what you do about it and what you learn from it that will separate you from the others. When I lost to Camilla, I learned that I had to fight fire with fire. I did just that and I beat her once. It was only once but I won that battle in that war. And I kept winning after that. But then you have the likes of Karlie here, who has to attack people and piss them off enough to get into high stakes matches. Her mouth, not her talent, has gotten her where she is. Hey Karlie, that reminds me. The only time we’ve met in the ring, I dumped you on that gigantic 44 pound bowling ball of a head you have for the one.. Two.. three. So if I’m a loser and you lost to this loser, what does that make you? Hmmmmmm?
Karlie sneers at her and is about to address the question, but Lisa interjects.
Lisa: It makes you a double lou-who-zer-her!
The kids laugh at Lisa’s playful little jab back at the mean lady.
Karlie: It was a multi person match you asshat! Others softened me up for you. We’ve never fought one on one in the ring. The only times we’ve ever done anything one on one I’ve left you laying. In fact, I’m the one who destroyed you in that arm wrestling contest. Remember that?
Lisa visibly stiffens at the rebuttal.
Lisa: Okay, Karlie. Fine, fine. You beat me in an arm wrestling contest. You have 15 pounds over me. I thought I had the better functional strength but I was wrong. No shame in losing an arm wrestling contest to someone who has the stronger arm. Congrats. If I had a golden sticker or a cookie, I’d give it to you for that monumental achievement.
Lisa starts a slow clap that builds up with the kids joining in. This only seems to irk Karlie more.
Lisa: You know what? You didn’t come all the way down here to Texas just to have a yapper-fest with me. You’re itching for a fight. I can tell. So the way I see it, there’s a ring here, there’s me in my wrestling gear already warmed up, and there’s you who is piping mad right now. Step on in here and we’ll have that one on one match. Call it an exhibition match, if you will.
Lisa backs to the center of the ring.
Karlie smirks at Lisa.
Karlie: Fine. I’ve never backed down from a fight, and with an opportunity like this to embarrass you in front of all your family and friends, well that's something I just can’t resist.
Karlie again turns her attention to the kids.
Karlie: Okay kids watch me show you why Lisa is a loser.
Karlie removes her jacket and steps into the ring. As she does so, Lisa gestures a bell with her hand.
Lisa: Ding! Ding! Ding!
Karlie instasntly rushes her with a big boot but Lisa easily dodges and replies with a blistering barrage of punches and kicks to the body, head, and legs. Karlie reels from the blows and tries to reply with her own but Lisa’s MMA background is too strong, allowing her to evade and counter strike with ease. Lisa transitions with a volley of knife edge chops that makes the onlookers “WOOOOO” in respect to the man who made them legendary. They cheer loudly as their hero backs Karlie to the ropes, chopping away with a fury.
Lisa Irish Whips her across the ring and attempts to meet her with a flying knee on the rebound, but Karlie ducks under it and keeps trucking, using the ropes to gain momentum on the rebound. Lisa does the same on the other side, but Karlie has longer strides and covers the distance better, mowing Lisa over with her signature Unsportsmanlike Conduct clothesline from hell. A cowed silence comes over the crowd as Lisa lies across the mat moving very little.
Karlie: And just like that, kids, the tide turns. It took me one move to flatten her, while it took her many just to back me up a little. From here I could do anything really; I could shit stomp her, I could ragdoll her, I could pick her up and slam her. But I won’t. She was generous enough to give me this impromptu match so I’m gonna be generous enough to give her a chance to redeem her arm wrestling loss. Come on Lisa, let’s do the ole classic test of strength.
Lisa scrambles up to her feet with determination in her eyes and doesn’t hesitate in meeting the challenge. The two interlace hands and drive into each other in the battle of strength and will. For a solid thirty seconds it’s a stalemate with neither woman gaining ground. But then one feels a quiver up her legs and back, and slowly begins to drop.
Lisa: AHHH! No. NO!
Lisa refuses to go down and surges with all she’s got, but Karlie belts a primal roar and summons all her power to meet her. Suddenly, Lisa drops to a knee, then drops to another knee as Karlie adjusts into the dominant position.
Karlie: You see how easily I overpowered her, people think it’s about pure strength, but it involves cunning and technique, and now kids I’ll demonstrate some basic wrestling moves for you.
Karlie cracks Lisa on the head with her own head, stunning Lisa.
Karlie: That kids, is called a headbutt, and as you can see it’s very effective.
Karlie then delivers a stiff uppercut to Lisa.
Karlie: That is called a European Uppercut and interesting facts kids it the only legal strike in wrestling.
Karlie whips Lisa off the ropes and brings her foot up into Lisa face, dropping her to the mat.
Karlie: Big Boot.
Karlie then grabs Lisa by the legs and turns her over on her stomach, she arches Lisa legs up as she sits on Lisa’s back.
Karlie; This move is called the Boston Crab, and as you can see I have complete control, because Lisa is a no talent bum who doesn’t know what to do right now. She could tap out, which would be the logical thing to do, but she has more guts than brains and will prolong her punishment.
Proving Karlie correct, Lisa plants her hands on the mat and pushes up, trying to use her strong legs to force Karlie off her.
Karlie: See? Told ya.
Karlie releases the hold and grabs at her for another type of submission hold, but Lisa fires a desperate up-kick into her face, driving Karlie back some. Lisa frantically gets to her feet to keep up the advantage, and bullrushes her into the corner where she drives her shoulder deep into Karlie’s midriff many times with urgency. Lisa back pedals and charges, leaping high for a Stinger Splash but gets ROCKED by a swift kick between the legs. Lisa implodes onto the mat clutching her lady parts. Karlie nurses her belly a moment before smirking and saunterting out from the corner.
Karlie: THAT was a cunt-punt. Because I punt-kicked this cunt in her cunt. Hence the name. Oh, I forgot to declare something. This match is no disqualification.
She walks a circle around the sputtering hero.
Karlie: I showed you all a ground based submission a moment ago. Now I’ll show you a standing based one.
Karlie yanks Lisa off the mat into a Cobra Clutch, and thrashes her back and forth violently. The camera swings away, showing sobbing kids and concerned faces, all silent. Lisa flails for freedom but is nowhere near liberation.
Karlie: Now if Lisa was a good as she claims to be she could’ve easily gotten out of this hold.
Karlie then lifts Lisa up and drop her on the back of her head.
Karlie: See how easily I transitioned into the belly to back suplex?
Karlie then locks in a nerve hold pressing down to apply extra pressure.
Karlie: Come Lisa, get out of this hold, you’re such a great wrestler you shouldn’t have any problem.
Karlie continues to apply the Nerve Hold. To Karlie’s shock, Lisa begins to rally, pushing herself up slowly despite her best efforts to assert more pressure. Karlie crushes the rally with a relentless knee barrage into Lisa’s kidneys, then bullies her into the corner.
Karlie: And kids, once you’ve beaten a loser like this in power, technique, and submission skills, you can progress to beating them at their own game.
With Lisa trapped in the corner, Karlie uncorks a series of MMA striking combinations - Jab, cross, uppercut, jab, jab, hook to the body, knees to the chest, elbows, spinning backfist. Lisa’s eyes roll into her head, the only thing keeping her upright is the ring ropes her arms are draped over.
Karlie: That’s why I am the premier athlete, anything you can do I can do better..
Karlie yanks Lisa from the corner and drags her by the hair to the center of the ring and stuffs her head between her legs in a all too familiar lead up to a move. The kids wail in dismay at what they’re gonna see.
Karlie: Now to finish off your loser of a hero.
Nash heaves her into the air and plants her with murderous resolve with the jacknife powerbomb she’s dubbed Sudden Impact. Karlie smirks as she simply puts her foot on Lisa’s chest.
Karlie: One… Two… hmmm not yet.
Karlie lifts her foot of Lisa, picks her up and tosses her into the corner with a Buckle Bomb. Lisa collapses into the corner. Karlie lifts Lisa up and places her on the top rope, then steps on the second rope and hooks, but again smirks as she steps on the top rope and connects with a violent Superplex. Karlie locks in the Nash-ural Selection immediately afterward, and the battered Lisa has just enough energy to tap.
Karlie stands up and looks out at all the shocked folks in attendance, and as she’s about to step out of the ring she stops.
Karlie: I’ve changed my mind this match is now two out of three falls.
Karlie turns around and picks Lisa up, who has more left in her gas tank than Karlie thought. Lisa surprises her with a Crossbody, then unleashes her own series on grounded strikes to Karlie. Nash tries to squirm out of the ring but Lisa is having not of it, she grabs Karlie around the waist and tosses her across the ring with an overhead released German suplex. Karlie, pissed at Lisa defiance and resilience, charges at Lisa, and gets taken down by a high impact Spear. Picking Karlie up, Lisa drops her with the Foster Family Recipe and goes for a pin, only for Karlie to kick out.
Lisa hosits her up and attempts another FFR but Karlie reverses it and pokes Lisa in the eye, then drops Lisa with an Olympic Slam. She then rips Lisa’s head with a Rolling Neck snap, and drops her knee on Lisa’s chest, and from there just begins choking her. Karlie taunts Lisa by repeatedly slapping her across the face, yelling at her to fight back.
Karlie: So this is your hero huh?
Lisa is struggling for air as Karlie stands, and with an evil smirk on her face delivers kick after kick after kick to Lisa’s ribs. Karlie taunts her and the folks in attendance. Lisa pulls herself in the corner using the ropes while Karlie kneels in the opposite corner. Lisa gets to her feet and stumbles out of the corner… *WHAM*.. Karlie nails her with a vicious Unsportsmanlike Conduct with enough impact that Lisa does a complete 360 in the air and crashes on her face in the ring.
The fans continue to boo and yell at Karlie. In reply. Karlie tells them she’s going to put their hero out of her misery. Karlie places Lisa between her legs and just as it seems Karlie is going to finish Lisa with her Upper Body Injury finisher, she does something more vile, and locks Lisa in her own Texas Twister submission - a variation of the Spider Twist hold.
Lisa valantly tries to fight back, but it’s feeble and she taps out to her own finisher. A smug Karlie steps out of the ring and points inside the ring to a humiliated Lisa lying flat on her back in pain and shock.
Karlie: So kids if you want to be a winner aim to be like me, but if you want to continue to be losers, then continue to want to be like Lisa.
Karlie picks her jacket up, slings it over her shoulder, then collects Lisa’s prestigious UFC Championship she was showcasing to the children and slings it over the other shoulder, deciding to take it as a souvenir of this moment as she walks away.
After the footage ends Karlie appears on the screen with a title belt over shoulder.
Karlie: This was Lisa’s belt from her time in the UFC, but now it’s mine and it’s going to look nice in my trophy case with all my other awards. As you seen in the footage I embarrassed Lisa in her hometown not once but twice, she even tapped to her own finishing hold.
Karlie opens her jacket revealing a t-shirt showing Lisa tapping out with the caption I tapped out to Karlie Nash.
Karlie: So yeah I brought her little comeback tour to a screeching halt, and it was just so damn easy.
With that, Karlie does a rub shine on the belt and smirks as the scene fades to black.
Thanks to Lisa Foster for the collaboration
Karlie: So I’m standing here and I’m wondering something, and maybe all you fans can help me figure out why Lisa Foster missed the last show of the year while crowing about how much she said she was going to be there and why she hasn’t been booked for anything related to Action Wrestling going forward.
Karlie gets an arrogant smirk on her face.
Karlie: I’m going to tell you why, on December 19th I made a little trip down to Dallas Texas, where Lisa was doing some stupid wrestling seminar, and for some strange reason the suits and ties that run Action Wrestling put an immediate do not broadcast gag order on showing the footage, but there was these two ladies within that little circle that took a liking to me and let’s just say that I was able to get my hands on the footage. You all want to know why Lisa hasn’t been seen on Action Wrestling? Here’s why.
Footage rolls from the seminar on December 19th, seen here….
The scene opens to many a kid and teenager huddled around a wrestling ring inside the local YMCA. Inside the ring, clad in black and white American Gladiator themed ring attire, is Lisa Foster, who goes about correcting two kids in the ring who are performing a fundamental wrestling hold incorrectly.
The prying eye of the camera begins to move through the mass of smiling and attentive future stars of the squared circle, and stops next to two teenage males, age 14 each, who are making a bet on which one can grab a hold of Lisa’s mouth watering rear-end the longest when she calls people in for one-on-one sparring. The teens spot the camera and scurry away in their guilt.
The camera keeps going, catching Lisa leaning against the ropes now, facing out into the crowd.
Lisa: Patience is one of the keys to being a great wrestler, or being great in anything you do. Don’t try to fast track up the ladder by claiming to be a Queen without the merit to back it up. Don’t put on a mask, literally or figuratively, to gain acceptance and promotion. Don’t feign a split personality to justify bad acts. Just be yourself. Work hard at your craft. If you decide wrestling isn’t your thing, then apply what I said nonetheless, because it applies to all aspects. Most importantly, don’t be afraid to fail by trying things that people think you can’t do. It’s like my pepaw used to always say… “Aim for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” NOW, I’ve got a very special challenge for one of you right now. I’m going to select a very lucky person to come in here and take me on one-on-one. If you can pin or submit me, you win this…
One of AW’s film crew hands a replica title belt to Lisa. Already wearing one of hers from the UFC days she dominated, Lisa places the slightly smaller one up next to it, showing how close to the real thing it is. The kids eyes light up with awe and wonder.
Lisa: I had this specially made for this very special future stars program. So, who oh who is going to try to rip this from me hmmm?
Lisa smiles sweetly and playfully dangles it in her hand. Many a kid screams out and waves their hands frantically for the honor, but one eight year old girl in particular crawls up onto a chair then crawls up a taller kid’s back onto their shoulders unannounced and uninvited. It’s just enough to catch Lisa’s glance, and she grins from ear to ear and points to her.
Lisa: Hot damn I love the effort. Get on in here!
The crowd claps and encourages the small girl as she is helped into the ring by her fellow kids. Lisa kneels by her and gives her a hug, throwing an arm around her tiny shoulder.
Lisa: You went the extra mile kiddo, I love it. What’s your name?
The girl replies sheepishly with “Gail”.
Lisa: Ah, Gail. Beautiful name, kiddo. Congrats, you’ve earned your shot at gold already, at only 8 years old. Just apply what you’ve learned here tonight and if you can put me down then you win it all and go home with gold. You ready?
Gail shakes her head yes and the two back away from each other. The camera maintains its feed on the ring as Lisa and Gail go at it for a few minutes before Gail “gets” Lisa with a snazzy armbar. Lisa has no “choice” but to “tap out”. The kids go wild with support of their fellow kid as she jumps up and down in the ring for joy. Lisa gives her a big hug and nod of respect then bestows the title to her and helps her exit the ring.
Lisa stays in to leave some more pearls of wisdom.
Lisa: See there? We can all learn from Gail. The odds were against her but she had enough faith in herself and courage to come at me with all she had, and look what happened? She overcame the obstacle. I’ll remember Gail when I’m back in the AW ring against those who say I can’t whip them. I’ll show the world you don’t need masks or money or voodoo or social media god status to become a champion. Gail and all of you will be in every punch and kick I throw. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t beat them. And if they do tell you that, then prove them wrong!
Suddenly the sound of clapping is heard, the camera pans over to Lisa’s fellow AW wrestling star, Karlie.
Karlie: Now that was definitely a five star classic.
Karlie smirks.
Karlie: Losing to an eight year old girl.
Karlie bends down in front of some of the kids.
Karlie: Do you kids know what loser means.
The kids shake their heads no.
Karlie: It’s a person that loses. And if all you kids want to know what a loser looks like than look in the ring at Lisa and you see a loser.
Lisa doubles over with laughter, causing the scared kiddies to find comfort enough to laugh along with her, though they have no idea why. After her bout of giggles, Lisa points at Karlie.
Lisa: Did you seriously just roll up in here like some kind of stalker jumping out of the bushes? Really? Are you, of all people, going to blab about “a person that loses”?
Lisa sighs and looks around at the children for a moment.
Lisa: Kids, everybody loses at some point. You’re going to lose a fight, a match, a race, something… it’s going to happen… it’s what you do about it and what you learn from it that will separate you from the others. When I lost to Camilla, I learned that I had to fight fire with fire. I did just that and I beat her once. It was only once but I won that battle in that war. And I kept winning after that. But then you have the likes of Karlie here, who has to attack people and piss them off enough to get into high stakes matches. Her mouth, not her talent, has gotten her where she is. Hey Karlie, that reminds me. The only time we’ve met in the ring, I dumped you on that gigantic 44 pound bowling ball of a head you have for the one.. Two.. three. So if I’m a loser and you lost to this loser, what does that make you? Hmmmmmm?
Karlie sneers at her and is about to address the question, but Lisa interjects.
Lisa: It makes you a double lou-who-zer-her!
The kids laugh at Lisa’s playful little jab back at the mean lady.
Karlie: It was a multi person match you asshat! Others softened me up for you. We’ve never fought one on one in the ring. The only times we’ve ever done anything one on one I’ve left you laying. In fact, I’m the one who destroyed you in that arm wrestling contest. Remember that?
Lisa visibly stiffens at the rebuttal.
Lisa: Okay, Karlie. Fine, fine. You beat me in an arm wrestling contest. You have 15 pounds over me. I thought I had the better functional strength but I was wrong. No shame in losing an arm wrestling contest to someone who has the stronger arm. Congrats. If I had a golden sticker or a cookie, I’d give it to you for that monumental achievement.
Lisa starts a slow clap that builds up with the kids joining in. This only seems to irk Karlie more.
Lisa: You know what? You didn’t come all the way down here to Texas just to have a yapper-fest with me. You’re itching for a fight. I can tell. So the way I see it, there’s a ring here, there’s me in my wrestling gear already warmed up, and there’s you who is piping mad right now. Step on in here and we’ll have that one on one match. Call it an exhibition match, if you will.
Lisa backs to the center of the ring.
Karlie smirks at Lisa.
Karlie: Fine. I’ve never backed down from a fight, and with an opportunity like this to embarrass you in front of all your family and friends, well that's something I just can’t resist.
Karlie again turns her attention to the kids.
Karlie: Okay kids watch me show you why Lisa is a loser.
Karlie removes her jacket and steps into the ring. As she does so, Lisa gestures a bell with her hand.
Lisa: Ding! Ding! Ding!
Karlie instasntly rushes her with a big boot but Lisa easily dodges and replies with a blistering barrage of punches and kicks to the body, head, and legs. Karlie reels from the blows and tries to reply with her own but Lisa’s MMA background is too strong, allowing her to evade and counter strike with ease. Lisa transitions with a volley of knife edge chops that makes the onlookers “WOOOOO” in respect to the man who made them legendary. They cheer loudly as their hero backs Karlie to the ropes, chopping away with a fury.
Lisa Irish Whips her across the ring and attempts to meet her with a flying knee on the rebound, but Karlie ducks under it and keeps trucking, using the ropes to gain momentum on the rebound. Lisa does the same on the other side, but Karlie has longer strides and covers the distance better, mowing Lisa over with her signature Unsportsmanlike Conduct clothesline from hell. A cowed silence comes over the crowd as Lisa lies across the mat moving very little.
Karlie: And just like that, kids, the tide turns. It took me one move to flatten her, while it took her many just to back me up a little. From here I could do anything really; I could shit stomp her, I could ragdoll her, I could pick her up and slam her. But I won’t. She was generous enough to give me this impromptu match so I’m gonna be generous enough to give her a chance to redeem her arm wrestling loss. Come on Lisa, let’s do the ole classic test of strength.
Lisa scrambles up to her feet with determination in her eyes and doesn’t hesitate in meeting the challenge. The two interlace hands and drive into each other in the battle of strength and will. For a solid thirty seconds it’s a stalemate with neither woman gaining ground. But then one feels a quiver up her legs and back, and slowly begins to drop.
Lisa: AHHH! No. NO!
Lisa refuses to go down and surges with all she’s got, but Karlie belts a primal roar and summons all her power to meet her. Suddenly, Lisa drops to a knee, then drops to another knee as Karlie adjusts into the dominant position.
Karlie: You see how easily I overpowered her, people think it’s about pure strength, but it involves cunning and technique, and now kids I’ll demonstrate some basic wrestling moves for you.
Karlie cracks Lisa on the head with her own head, stunning Lisa.
Karlie: That kids, is called a headbutt, and as you can see it’s very effective.
Karlie then delivers a stiff uppercut to Lisa.
Karlie: That is called a European Uppercut and interesting facts kids it the only legal strike in wrestling.
Karlie whips Lisa off the ropes and brings her foot up into Lisa face, dropping her to the mat.
Karlie: Big Boot.
Karlie then grabs Lisa by the legs and turns her over on her stomach, she arches Lisa legs up as she sits on Lisa’s back.
Karlie; This move is called the Boston Crab, and as you can see I have complete control, because Lisa is a no talent bum who doesn’t know what to do right now. She could tap out, which would be the logical thing to do, but she has more guts than brains and will prolong her punishment.
Proving Karlie correct, Lisa plants her hands on the mat and pushes up, trying to use her strong legs to force Karlie off her.
Karlie: See? Told ya.
Karlie releases the hold and grabs at her for another type of submission hold, but Lisa fires a desperate up-kick into her face, driving Karlie back some. Lisa frantically gets to her feet to keep up the advantage, and bullrushes her into the corner where she drives her shoulder deep into Karlie’s midriff many times with urgency. Lisa back pedals and charges, leaping high for a Stinger Splash but gets ROCKED by a swift kick between the legs. Lisa implodes onto the mat clutching her lady parts. Karlie nurses her belly a moment before smirking and saunterting out from the corner.
Karlie: THAT was a cunt-punt. Because I punt-kicked this cunt in her cunt. Hence the name. Oh, I forgot to declare something. This match is no disqualification.
She walks a circle around the sputtering hero.
Karlie: I showed you all a ground based submission a moment ago. Now I’ll show you a standing based one.
Karlie yanks Lisa off the mat into a Cobra Clutch, and thrashes her back and forth violently. The camera swings away, showing sobbing kids and concerned faces, all silent. Lisa flails for freedom but is nowhere near liberation.
Karlie: Now if Lisa was a good as she claims to be she could’ve easily gotten out of this hold.
Karlie then lifts Lisa up and drop her on the back of her head.
Karlie: See how easily I transitioned into the belly to back suplex?
Karlie then locks in a nerve hold pressing down to apply extra pressure.
Karlie: Come Lisa, get out of this hold, you’re such a great wrestler you shouldn’t have any problem.
Karlie continues to apply the Nerve Hold. To Karlie’s shock, Lisa begins to rally, pushing herself up slowly despite her best efforts to assert more pressure. Karlie crushes the rally with a relentless knee barrage into Lisa’s kidneys, then bullies her into the corner.
Karlie: And kids, once you’ve beaten a loser like this in power, technique, and submission skills, you can progress to beating them at their own game.
With Lisa trapped in the corner, Karlie uncorks a series of MMA striking combinations - Jab, cross, uppercut, jab, jab, hook to the body, knees to the chest, elbows, spinning backfist. Lisa’s eyes roll into her head, the only thing keeping her upright is the ring ropes her arms are draped over.
Karlie: That’s why I am the premier athlete, anything you can do I can do better..
Karlie yanks Lisa from the corner and drags her by the hair to the center of the ring and stuffs her head between her legs in a all too familiar lead up to a move. The kids wail in dismay at what they’re gonna see.
Karlie: Now to finish off your loser of a hero.
Nash heaves her into the air and plants her with murderous resolve with the jacknife powerbomb she’s dubbed Sudden Impact. Karlie smirks as she simply puts her foot on Lisa’s chest.
Karlie: One… Two… hmmm not yet.
Karlie lifts her foot of Lisa, picks her up and tosses her into the corner with a Buckle Bomb. Lisa collapses into the corner. Karlie lifts Lisa up and places her on the top rope, then steps on the second rope and hooks, but again smirks as she steps on the top rope and connects with a violent Superplex. Karlie locks in the Nash-ural Selection immediately afterward, and the battered Lisa has just enough energy to tap.
Karlie stands up and looks out at all the shocked folks in attendance, and as she’s about to step out of the ring she stops.
Karlie: I’ve changed my mind this match is now two out of three falls.
Karlie turns around and picks Lisa up, who has more left in her gas tank than Karlie thought. Lisa surprises her with a Crossbody, then unleashes her own series on grounded strikes to Karlie. Nash tries to squirm out of the ring but Lisa is having not of it, she grabs Karlie around the waist and tosses her across the ring with an overhead released German suplex. Karlie, pissed at Lisa defiance and resilience, charges at Lisa, and gets taken down by a high impact Spear. Picking Karlie up, Lisa drops her with the Foster Family Recipe and goes for a pin, only for Karlie to kick out.
Lisa hosits her up and attempts another FFR but Karlie reverses it and pokes Lisa in the eye, then drops Lisa with an Olympic Slam. She then rips Lisa’s head with a Rolling Neck snap, and drops her knee on Lisa’s chest, and from there just begins choking her. Karlie taunts Lisa by repeatedly slapping her across the face, yelling at her to fight back.
Karlie: So this is your hero huh?
Lisa is struggling for air as Karlie stands, and with an evil smirk on her face delivers kick after kick after kick to Lisa’s ribs. Karlie taunts her and the folks in attendance. Lisa pulls herself in the corner using the ropes while Karlie kneels in the opposite corner. Lisa gets to her feet and stumbles out of the corner… *WHAM*.. Karlie nails her with a vicious Unsportsmanlike Conduct with enough impact that Lisa does a complete 360 in the air and crashes on her face in the ring.
The fans continue to boo and yell at Karlie. In reply. Karlie tells them she’s going to put their hero out of her misery. Karlie places Lisa between her legs and just as it seems Karlie is going to finish Lisa with her Upper Body Injury finisher, she does something more vile, and locks Lisa in her own Texas Twister submission - a variation of the Spider Twist hold.
Lisa valantly tries to fight back, but it’s feeble and she taps out to her own finisher. A smug Karlie steps out of the ring and points inside the ring to a humiliated Lisa lying flat on her back in pain and shock.
Karlie: So kids if you want to be a winner aim to be like me, but if you want to continue to be losers, then continue to want to be like Lisa.
Karlie picks her jacket up, slings it over her shoulder, then collects Lisa’s prestigious UFC Championship she was showcasing to the children and slings it over the other shoulder, deciding to take it as a souvenir of this moment as she walks away.
After the footage ends Karlie appears on the screen with a title belt over shoulder.
Karlie: This was Lisa’s belt from her time in the UFC, but now it’s mine and it’s going to look nice in my trophy case with all my other awards. As you seen in the footage I embarrassed Lisa in her hometown not once but twice, she even tapped to her own finishing hold.
Karlie opens her jacket revealing a t-shirt showing Lisa tapping out with the caption I tapped out to Karlie Nash.
Karlie: So yeah I brought her little comeback tour to a screeching halt, and it was just so damn easy.
With that, Karlie does a rub shine on the belt and smirks as the scene fades to black.
Thanks to Lisa Foster for the collaboration